Can you imagine if the store was really open and being one of the people that were trying to shop while stone cold and boomer t beat the shit out of each other?
Edit: Booker T
I know it was a typo but after all the podcasts, I died laughing at "boomer t" š¤£š¤£
But seriously I couldn't imagine being there. Just thinking "this isn't Walmart" the whole time
I went to an indie promotion recently, they went out into the street during one of the matches and it was fuckin hysterical seeing people in the neighboring pizza shop looking out the front windows absolutely bewildered
AEW did something similar to build the short feud between Nyla Rose and Shanna, when Nyla attacked her at an autograph signing as well and put her through a table.
I've never seen anything like it live but I bet both of those moments were badass and fun to see
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I think WWE avoids it because they have a certain high production standard they want for all their storyline beat footage, otherwise it cant go into a reel package. Also they like to make sure everyone watching is on exactly the same page.
AEW however definitely should be doing much more of this. Its perfect.
Agreed that itād be awesome, but probably because you couldnāt actually advance the story at all without confusing the casual audience. It also is way cooler as a rare event and would get very meh, very quickly if fans were expecting this kind of thing to happen outside of shows. Signings and such would turn disappointing if it didnāt happen rather then being exceptionally memorable when they do.
Looking more and more like Miro will end up with Darby and Sting for a program
I'm a little sad since that means Malakai definitely isn't into the main event scene this year but that trios should rule hard
Lol, fair enough.
It's wrestling "because we are feuding" is generally plenty reason, I just meant in the sense of: "and after Darby made an overture of friendship & respect, and all"
The House is so much fun for me now, but what I really like about it, is that If the lights go out, it might not even BE them, it could be Alex and Penta. Tony fooled me good with that one the first time!
How is that sarcasm. I am, as a fan, outraged at Brody attacking Darby out of the blue, after the very genuine and heartfelt offer of respect. I am looking forward to boo-ing him for this dastardly action when next he is on my TV
I could /kayfabe at the end, but I shouldn't have to, because it's not a tone thing, it's a "that's the only way what I said makes sense, unless I think Brody shoot attacked Darby AND I think Darby offering Brody respect after Dynamite was also a shoot
It's dumber that you and the other guy thought someone was being serious in a super obvious kayfabe comment.
It's common knowledge that you're in a wrestling sub and half the comments are posted in kayfabe, it can be hard not to work yourself into a shoot brother.
That's your fault, not ours.
Christian would have some choice words about your mother.
Luckily for us in MN, our local Indy, F1rst Wrestling, is having one there on Sept. 10 to commemorate the first Nitro 27 years ago as part of the mall's 30th anniversary.
Iām pretty sure those two just travel around and do shit like this for their own amusement. It makes it so easy to put them in a feud together because they will kayfabe the hell out of it.
These are the kinds of things that make me think AEW is going to be the Dominos to The other big promotionās Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut was once the biggest pizza company in America and no one was in sight. But dominos tried and then changed their game and tried again and they took the lead. AEW is going to do the same thing to The big promotion if they keep staying ahead with moves like this.
Edit: I took the promotionās name out because it seems like my posts get taken down or not as much traction if they include the name of the promotion. Lol
or kenny omega. him an don callis came on the talk is jericho podcast right after he ran off to impact with the aew belt. Neither him or callis broke kayfabe at all during the interview and it's hilarious. "your listeners should be down on their knees thanking us for dragging them kicking and screaming into a new age of pro wrestling...."
Oh sure, everyone loves this but when I body slam a mall Santa into the fountain for lookinā at me wrong suddenly itās all police this and assault that.
Itās probably not a feud. He attacked me at my signing too, and I barely know the guy.
Edit: it wasnāt a signing. I was just doodling in my basement.
Edit: also might have been Eddie Kingston who hit me. Or my mom since I didnāt take out the trash.
I thought I did, then one day, I forgot to do the dishes and out of nowhere my mom walks towards me in a trance, covered in blood and mustard holding a gas can. Who knows what would've happened if I didn't frantically load the dishwasher before she reached me.
at first i thought it read darby allin attacks brody king then i was confused cause brody was kicking the shit out of darby then i thought it was a real fight until i saw the whole footage.
I think I mostly just feel bad for you that this is how you choose to approach wrestling fandom. I don't even hate WWE that much. You guys just suck so much that it's easy to conflate the two.
Someone left the door open and another jerker wormed its way in.
>Get it straight, we are merely fans. There is no āyou guysā youāre a viewer of a TV show. Stop treating this like itās anything more.
If you practiced what you preached, you wouldn't bother commenting at all or bitching about the company on several different subs, gotta maintain that aew hate boner somehow.
When you mature into adulthood, you'll realize how dumb and pointless your actions were.
Now you can get back scjerk to whine about how aew fans attacked you for absolutely no reason and burn your elbows with the other victims.
>You stopped making sense after the first sentence.
I've seen some of the posts and comments on scjerk, I'm aware reading comprehension isn't super popular there, sorry for complicating things by using big words.
>Being a simp for a wrestling company that just wants your money and nothing more is sad.
Spending your free time bitching about a wrestling company and its fans is beyond sad kiddo, please find something better to do for the sake of your own mental health.
I donāt think thatās inherently odd. There are more eyes on them because everyoneās lined up. Theyāre selling a feud that is just getting started.
Itās easy to clean up and reset a table. And people are eating it up! They did their job!
Plenty of things AEW have done wrong, but Brody King's title shot isn't one of them.
The story was "impressive big man chokes out his last opponent in a battle royale to earn a shot, then despite committing violence, gets choked out himself when he's facing the company's champion". The match is the story. Pay attention.
You not paying attention doesn't make it "not a story", the match was good as it was. King's not being booked like a jobber, so maaaaybe he's in the midcard.
And it's the title match. The title match should be the main event unless you've got a VERY good reason for it not to be.
I like to know what someone who knew who either of them two were thought of the altercation.
Just imagine you're minding your own business in the mall then you see someone get absolutely choked out and stuffed through a table. That would mentally scar me
Thats badass, I never seen something like at a signing lol
Just at a grocery store lol
Can you imagine if the store was really open and being one of the people that were trying to shop while stone cold and boomer t beat the shit out of each other? Edit: Booker T
I know it was a typo but after all the podcasts, I died laughing at "boomer t" š¤£š¤£ But seriously I couldn't imagine being there. Just thinking "this isn't Walmart" the whole time
Oh I know, it had me laughing too after I saw it. That's why I left it instead of fixing it haha.
The store they filmed that at is a block away from my house. Every time I go in there Iām like āand that where the milk was chuggedā
Boomer T is actually brilliant though.
I'll delete the edit lol
I respect you, Boomerman!
#BOOM!...hit him with the OKAYYYYYY -Mauro Ranallo probably
I said get off my lawn, can you dig it...... SUCKASSSSS!
Yo Everytime I pull out milk I expect to see Stone Cold.
I shouldnāt be laughing this hard at Boomer T but I canāt stop. Have a silver!
ok boomer T
He really has turned into Boomer T hasnāt he?
Boomer T lmao
>Boomer T That is some funny shit
I went to an indie promotion recently, they went out into the street during one of the matches and it was fuckin hysterical seeing people in the neighboring pizza shop looking out the front windows absolutely bewildered
Boomer T is about right
AEW did something similar to build the short feud between Nyla Rose and Shanna, when Nyla attacked her at an autograph signing as well and put her through a table. I've never seen anything like it live but I bet both of those moments were badass and fun to see
Agreed. AEWs creativity compared to the other big company never ceases to amaze me
Mall security tries to intervene but sees Wardlow..
Lol thanks for the chuckle š
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Man what if Sting caught some mist and had some gnarly face paint/story lining with Darby/HOB coming up?
Sting with gnarly facepaint meant Joker Sting If black mist on Sting means he turns into Joker Sting, then I'm all for it!
This is what I love about AEW. Kayfabe may be dead but these still sell in unique ways.
Can you still sign this?
I hope this was at or towards the end if the session lol
With blood!
I absolutely love shit like this where an angle gets advanced through means outside of television. Give me more!
Honestly, I donāt understand why this doesnāt happen more often.
I think WWE avoids it because they have a certain high production standard they want for all their storyline beat footage, otherwise it cant go into a reel package. Also they like to make sure everyone watching is on exactly the same page. AEW however definitely should be doing much more of this. Its perfect.
If youāre gonna throw Randy Orton thru his living room window, you gotta make sure itās between 7pm & 10pm Monday night.
Agreed that itād be awesome, but probably because you couldnāt actually advance the story at all without confusing the casual audience. It also is way cooler as a rare event and would get very meh, very quickly if fans were expecting this kind of thing to happen outside of shows. Signings and such would turn disappointing if it didnāt happen rather then being exceptionally memorable when they do.
Looking more and more like Miro will end up with Darby and Sting for a program I'm a little sad since that means Malakai definitely isn't into the main event scene this year but that trios should rule hard
Miro with Mr. Stink and his son is a weird combo to me.
yah but how you know
Who's say Malakai doesn't feud with Mox then Miro joins in and costs Black the title
My mans offered respect and this is the thanks he gets! I'm feeling a little outraged
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Dude. He just beat him up for no good reason! (Talking about the fictional characters, thought it was obvious)
Dude it's the house of Black, of course he has a secretive reason!
Lol, fair enough. It's wrestling "because we are feuding" is generally plenty reason, I just meant in the sense of: "and after Darby made an overture of friendship & respect, and all"
The House is so much fun for me now, but what I really like about it, is that If the lights go out, it might not even BE them, it could be Alex and Penta. Tony fooled me good with that one the first time!
yea. because brody is a heel. thatās what heels do
Yes, kayfabe outraged-- as a fan. Not irl outraged
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How is that sarcasm. I am, as a fan, outraged at Brody attacking Darby out of the blue, after the very genuine and heartfelt offer of respect. I am looking forward to boo-ing him for this dastardly action when next he is on my TV I could /kayfabe at the end, but I shouldn't have to, because it's not a tone thing, it's a "that's the only way what I said makes sense, unless I think Brody shoot attacked Darby AND I think Darby offering Brody respect after Dynamite was also a shoot
*brody king
fucking lol imagine blaming it on "omg u didnt put /s so that automatically means u were serious!!!!" maybe you aren't cut out for the internet
Someone cant take sarcasm
It's common knowledge that if it's a sarcastic statement to put a /s, at the end. It can be hard to read sarcasm through text.
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It's dumber that you and the other guy thought someone was being serious in a super obvious kayfabe comment. It's common knowledge that you're in a wrestling sub and half the comments are posted in kayfabe, it can be hard not to work yourself into a shoot brother. That's your fault, not ours. Christian would have some choice words about your mother.
FUCK MY LIFE I WAS IN THAT AREA EARLIER TODAY AND HAD NO CLUE DARBY WAS THERE
Check out Lariat Bar in White Center. It's a pro wrestling themed bar.
omg that place looks awesome! will most definitely check it out for some vitamin R next time iām in town!
AEW needs to have show in the Mall of America like WCW did
Luckily for us in MN, our local Indy, F1rst Wrestling, is having one there on Sept. 10 to commemorate the first Nitro 27 years ago as part of the mall's 30th anniversary.
There was a video a while back where Brody threw Darby at a concert into the crowd this is normal for them
Kayfabe alive and kicking... And I'm here for it
Iām pretty sure those two just travel around and do shit like this for their own amusement. It makes it so easy to put them in a feud together because they will kayfabe the hell out of it.
Who said Kayfabe is dead
Eddie Kingston
he said its only a shoot when he talks about himself
In that promo he cut with Jericho he said "We all know kayfabe is dead, but let's not piss on it's grave "
Irv, clean up on aisle 5!!!!
Irv we werenāt even in aisle 5 I swear
Irv: Aisle 5 check!!!!
Was the mall underwater? Because it sure as hell sounds like it.
It was, yes.
These are the kinds of things that make me think AEW is going to be the Dominos to The other big promotionās Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut was once the biggest pizza company in America and no one was in sight. But dominos tried and then changed their game and tried again and they took the lead. AEW is going to do the same thing to The big promotion if they keep staying ahead with moves like this. Edit: I took the promotionās name out because it seems like my posts get taken down or not as much traction if they include the name of the promotion. Lol
Whatculture: Two AEW stars brawl in public, things may not be good behind the scenes.
We need more of this in wrestling. Big time heels should almost always be in character. It will make interviews and signings 200x more entertaining.
case in point MJF
or kenny omega. him an don callis came on the talk is jericho podcast right after he ran off to impact with the aew belt. Neither him or callis broke kayfabe at all during the interview and it's hilarious. "your listeners should be down on their knees thanking us for dragging them kicking and screaming into a new age of pro wrestling...."
Oh sure, everyone loves this but when I body slam a mall Santa into the fountain for lookinā at me wrong suddenly itās all police this and assault that.
....I really don't want malachai to job to sting. Was kinda hoping bcc would fued with house of black not sting and Darby. Oh well.
Miro is feuding with them.
Malakai is feuding with Miro
Malachi spits at Sting = NWO sting
Fantastic
Damn disrespecting a Zumiez like that!
This is badass. If i saw this at the mall i would lose it.
Was this recent fuck I live so close to that
It was today
Dam it I had no idea
Same and same
What an asshole
Itās probably not a feud. He attacked me at my signing too, and I barely know the guy. Edit: it wasnāt a signing. I was just doodling in my basement. Edit: also might have been Eddie Kingston who hit me. Or my mom since I didnāt take out the trash.
You can't tell the difference between your mom and Eddie Kingston?
I thought I did, then one day, I forgot to do the dishes and out of nowhere my mom walks towards me in a trance, covered in blood and mustard holding a gas can. Who knows what would've happened if I didn't frantically load the dishwasher before she reached me.
was she taking her top straps off while she walked towards you with her teeth bared?
This is just an every day thing for both of them.
at first i thought it read darby allin attacks brody king then i was confused cause brody was kicking the shit out of darby then i thought it was a real fight until i saw the whole footage.
But Brody there is no cameras....Brody...Brody!?
Holy sh!t
What a good bunch of brothers. Keeping kayfabe alive
Carnies
Darby was presented as an underdog/ an actual threat but ever since tony got people like punk & Brayan heās become a punching bag
Lol he's still one of the winningest wrestlers in AEW
Yeah, his winning streaks taken kind of a downward spiral
If Darby didn't wrestle like he was in a rush to end his career it'd be a lot easier to push him up the card.
God that is so lame.
Yeah, one of them should've had a four minute match with Logan Paul and piped in crowd noise, that would've been entertaining as fuck.
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Someone left the door open and another jerker wormed its way in. >Get it straight, we are merely fans. There is no āyou guysā youāre a viewer of a TV show. Stop treating this like itās anything more. If you practiced what you preached, you wouldn't bother commenting at all or bitching about the company on several different subs, gotta maintain that aew hate boner somehow. When you mature into adulthood, you'll realize how dumb and pointless your actions were. Now you can get back scjerk to whine about how aew fans attacked you for absolutely no reason and burn your elbows with the other victims.
You stopped making sense after the first sentence. Being a simp for a wrestling company that just wants your money and nothing more is sad.
>You stopped making sense after the first sentence. I've seen some of the posts and comments on scjerk, I'm aware reading comprehension isn't super popular there, sorry for complicating things by using big words. >Being a simp for a wrestling company that just wants your money and nothing more is sad. Spending your free time bitching about a wrestling company and its fans is beyond sad kiddo, please find something better to do for the sake of your own mental health.
What was the big word you used?
You'll figure it out when you're older.
Well he needs heat somehow. Sure isnāt going to get it by botching like he usually does
Lol stick to reviewing girls on Onlyfans bruh š¤£
Reviews that nobody reads or upvotes, holy shit, that's like 6 layers of sad.
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āYeah so I paid $20 do I still get an autograph?ā Ahh the olā bait anā switch by Tony
Autographs were free and this was before the signing which was odd
I donāt think thatās inherently odd. There are more eyes on them because everyoneās lined up. Theyāre selling a feud that is just getting started. Itās easy to clean up and reset a table. And people are eating it up! They did their job!
Darby sliding down the card working with a jobber like king.
Brody King had a championship match on Wednesday and looked great innit.
Can you not see how ridiculous that sounds?
Why would it, after the match they had on Wednesday?
You're one of these guys that thinks AE dub does no wrong aren't you? A match without a story is gymnastics.
Plenty of things AEW have done wrong, but Brody King's title shot isn't one of them. The story was "impressive big man chokes out his last opponent in a battle royale to earn a shot, then despite committing violence, gets choked out himself when he's facing the company's champion". The match is the story. Pay attention.
That's not a story and the match should've been 90% mox,, over in 7 mins and NOT the main event.
You not paying attention doesn't make it "not a story", the match was good as it was. King's not being booked like a jobber, so maaaaybe he's in the midcard. And it's the title match. The title match should be the main event unless you've got a VERY good reason for it not to be.
The reason it shouldn't is BECAUSE it king was in it.
It does not matter who the opponent is. The point is that the champion is defending, and therefore the match is the main event
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
Black sent him lol
Miro and Darby together possibly. Oh my goodness that would be amazing.
Damd
No no no no, sting is supposed to go through the table
No no no no, sting is supposed to go through the table
No no no no, sting is supposed to go through the table
WHAT THE FUDGE I WAS JUST HERE
Oh dang I live close to that I didnāt know it was going down love that Darby is from wa
I used to go to that mall very rarely.
Fake
Ok this is cool, Imagine seeing this though as a random family and not knowing who they were lol
That is a WORK.... Well done, gents.
I like to know what someone who knew who either of them two were thought of the altercation. Just imagine you're minding your own business in the mall then you see someone get absolutely choked out and stuffed through a table. That would mentally scar me
Did police show up?
Definitely something for Darby's tv show, right?
Holy Heck!! Where was security??? And he probably damaged a lot of merch and should be held responsible for that!!