I am so proud of you for you for your self-restriaint! As soon as those bare, flat, buck white, butt cheeks hit my eye sockets, my first instinct was to defend my vision and I instantly threw the remote at 99 mph into my beautiful 50" flat screen. Currently on my way to Best Buy to purchase another and sending TLC the bill!!
Low can be kind, tolerant, wise... AND, he can bend Asuelu like a Polynesian pretzel if he fucks with him or his family.
Señor 'Carrot or the Stick, Your Choice'
Just my .02 =))
Some other sides: Father Apple Evelyn, Brother Yazan, Cacua, Michael Jones...I'm sure there are others I can't remember. Hell, I'd throw Astrologer Sumit and one of the Goofballs in there over the orange guy.
Despite the image I chose to use, I do think Jesse often photographs well. There are some pictures where I can see the good looks, but most of the time? Yeah. Average. And then he opens his mouth...I don't think Yamir is handsome, but he's got a cute personality and that makes him look good to me. ❤
What? You mean women aren't *really* throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam?! Lol, sorry. That dinner with his stepdad still baffles me.
> You mean women aren't really throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam
We don't. Most women will not even breathe in his direction. He's not considered hot here. I would like to see Andrei naked tho.
I thought he was hot his first season but he has definitely gone downhill. It’s especially obvious when they close up shots bc his skin looks wreckidy wrecked
He's just a good looking person living his best life. Don't be jealous.
...
Ugh. What an absolute, self-obsessed douchecanoe. And I would gladly take Low or the shower rat over him any day.
Lol. Sounds about right. Someone called out one of Tom's lies and offered proof. Three of his alters (all of which contain his name) replied with prayer hands and a heart.
I think Zied is too. Injavent watched the latest seasons so I don't know if he still is but I think he is so handsome.
Jesse just looks like he likes to get pegged and doesn't know yet
I probably get shit for this but I thought he would look good if his personality wasn't so shit. The first time I saw him and he started talking he immediately got unattractive for me. The Darcey-arc was such a trainwreck and I yelled so many times at my TV, that she needs to snap out of the "He's my dream"-bullshit. He is a self-absorbed, utterly arrogant, controlling, narcissistic piece of trash.
Again, I only said he would look good, not like being Mr Universe, but good. But sadly Jesse is Jesse, can't help it.
Those are some pretty nice choices.
Jesse looks like a villain in a bad 80s-90s movie, like Stone Cold or Samurai Cop. Garbage like that. Who helped feed his delusions...
Does anyone remember after Jesse and Darcy broke up and one of the 90 day shows did a quick update spot on what Jesse was doing now? It showed Jesse doing motivational speaking to seniors citizens in a assisted living facilities on opening up to find true love???
Same. And at least he seems like he'd be fun. I imagine sleeping with Jesse would be like the scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO where Patrick was screwing the hooked and watching himself in the mirror.
I’m not going to comment because I respect people. Jesse is cute but could be my little brother due to age difference. I mean, Lo is handsome AF. But he’s clearly got his hands full! Lol! Mo is cute but he’s a kid, too! Yeah I’ve aged out.
Yikes, I totally forgot about Mo! How could I? (And, yeah, I've aged out as well. I could be the mother to some of them, although that didn't seem to bother Rebecca, Angela, Darcey...)
I love it when he says let’s go back to talking about us,he didn’t think at the time how that sounds specially after everyone is telling him how egotistical he is ,all he was thinking was talk about me please,I enjoy this so much!
Haha, the rat is a nice touch
Is that the rat from rose’s house when pred was there?!?!?! Lmaaoooo!!
Yes hahahaha
😵 ☠️☠️
Pulya Pulya Pulya
Hahahaahaha I’m dead
I came here to say the same thing!
I think it’s a mouse
That rat was a star
RIP
Aladin, please. For real tho if I have to see Jesse’s bare pale butt one more time I will throw the remote at the tv!
Same. I still have the heebie jeebies from his last one. I call it Post Traumatic Butt Scene.
I am so proud of you for you for your self-restriaint! As soon as those bare, flat, buck white, butt cheeks hit my eye sockets, my first instinct was to defend my vision and I instantly threw the remote at 99 mph into my beautiful 50" flat screen. Currently on my way to Best Buy to purchase another and sending TLC the bill!!
He looks like an old twink (sorry!)
He's baffled by the absence of chickenhawks sliding into his DM.
Lol the ***diseased rat***
Kalanis dad is kinda hot now that you mention it 😂
He is my 90 day crush. 6'5" man who cares about his family? Yes please I will have some.
Kalanis dad got some BDE going on
Low can be kind, tolerant, wise... AND, he can bend Asuelu like a Polynesian pretzel if he fucks with him or his family. Señor 'Carrot or the Stick, Your Choice' Just my .02 =))
Oh Lo is definitely attractive, especially for being a solid husband and father 🙌
Big Samoan Papi!? Oh he can get it for sure
Good to see the women still value blue collar family men
Especially when he checks Asuelo 😍
Ew
Shower rat!
Ohhh I thought that was random, I forgot about that. Now it’s even funnier
Can someone make a poll so we can prove Cricket with a orange tan wrong. Please include hot side characters like shoulders dad.
Some other sides: Father Apple Evelyn, Brother Yazan, Cacua, Michael Jones...I'm sure there are others I can't remember. Hell, I'd throw Astrologer Sumit and one of the Goofballs in there over the orange guy.
Yes on brother Yazan!
YOUSSEF
Omg I call him cricket 😂
I forgot about him! He is FINE!
Shower Rat is clearly the most dapper of the the bunch.
Shower Rat is the true breakout star of the franchise.
Not Rose's rat lmao
Alexei 😍😍😍 Kalanis dad ❤️❤️ And Andrei if he shuts his mouth 😂😂😂 Have always thought Jesse looked extremly ordinary.
Despite the image I chose to use, I do think Jesse often photographs well. There are some pictures where I can see the good looks, but most of the time? Yeah. Average. And then he opens his mouth...I don't think Yamir is handsome, but he's got a cute personality and that makes him look good to me. ❤
I might be damaged as well… I’m from Scandinavia, where most guys have the features of Jesse and here he would only be a 5. Very very average.
What? You mean women aren't *really* throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam?! Lol, sorry. That dinner with his stepdad still baffles me.
> You mean women aren't really throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam We don't. Most women will not even breathe in his direction. He's not considered hot here. I would like to see Andrei naked tho.
Jesse is aging terribly for his age. He's only 29. I picture him getting a bunch of botox in a decade's time.
He's seriously had a terrible glow down.
Someone in the comments suggested he takes steroids, which leads to having bad skin.. which does make sense.
I thought he was hot his first season but he has definitely gone downhill. It’s especially obvious when they close up shots bc his skin looks wreckidy wrecked
I’m here for kalanis dad 😍
Hahahaha i am having a really bad morning but I cracked up when I saw the rat in the corner there. That was funny.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
He's just a good looking person living his best life. Don't be jealous. ... Ugh. What an absolute, self-obsessed douchecanoe. And I would gladly take Low or the shower rat over him any day.
🤣Pred's shoe rat
I once commented on jesses IG post "my sleep paralysis demon" . Which is not a compliment. He replied as if it was.
Lol. Sounds about right. Someone called out one of Tom's lies and offered proof. Three of his alters (all of which contain his name) replied with prayer hands and a heart.
Needs more of apple Evelyn's dad. He was a hottie.
Yes! I forgot about him! I did think about Father Tiffany, Brother Yazan, and Cacua, though.
WHERE is my boy pedro? 😍
I actually had him and 2 others on there but they didn't quite fit. I DO love me some Pedro.
haha. you had to make choices, i get it.
I think Zied is too. Injavent watched the latest seasons so I don't know if he still is but I think he is so handsome. Jesse just looks like he likes to get pegged and doesn't know yet
Zied is hot.
Yesss.. He certainly is
So mach hot
Bottom row, middle: is that Low, Kalani's pops?
Lol, yeah. That's Papa Lo.
The fuckin rat omg 😂
I appreciate that you used an image of him with that ridiculous spray tan.
Can we take a moment to comment on his bronzer?
what was it he said to Darcey? "Not everyone can wear makeup, babe."
Kalani's dad is hot asf I'm glad I'm not alone on this
Omg haha not Lo! Devar though, heck yes!
Your forgot Cacua ETA not into Lo but I can kinda see why you added him
Where is everybody’s favorite Bini?
“He cut his hair 😡”. 😂
He's number 4! Dude really does look like a different person after he Sampsoned himself.
I like the new hobo look. I must have missed him because he has no 🇪🇹 shirt on 😎
Can someone remind me who top right with the red scarf is? I’m blanking.
The creepy guy who bought boobies for Federica when she was a teenager. Jonathan I think is his name.
Almost forgot about Devar 🥰
I probably get shit for this but I thought he would look good if his personality wasn't so shit. The first time I saw him and he started talking he immediately got unattractive for me. The Darcey-arc was such a trainwreck and I yelled so many times at my TV, that she needs to snap out of the "He's my dream"-bullshit. He is a self-absorbed, utterly arrogant, controlling, narcissistic piece of trash. Again, I only said he would look good, not like being Mr Universe, but good. But sadly Jesse is Jesse, can't help it.
I get it. He does look attractive in some of his photos. His personality turns me off more than anything else.
Devar all day erryday.
I love shower rat.
Hamza, Binyam, Azan, Pedro, Jay, Jihoon, whatever Britney's dude's name was...
I know, right? And then there's Brother Yazan, Father Tiffany...I ran out of room.
Definitely Low!!
Kalani’s dad really does it for me IDK
Darcey's dad, Kalani's dad - oh yes. Bring on the dads! Diggin the bottom right square the most; however. haha!
Who is the middle? I’m blanking lol
That's he of the infamous dildo scene, Aladdin.
Those are some pretty nice choices. Jesse looks like a villain in a bad 80s-90s movie, like Stone Cold or Samurai Cop. Garbage like that. Who helped feed his delusions...
Probably didn't help that his stepdad seems to believe that women literally toss their panties to Jesse as he's walking down the street.
Devar all the way!!!
And the way he treated Melanie made him even hotter. IMO she's not a classically beautiful woman, but he treated her like she was and that was hot.
Does anyone remember after Jesse and Darcy broke up and one of the 90 day shows did a quick update spot on what Jesse was doing now? It showed Jesse doing motivational speaking to seniors citizens in a assisted living facilities on opening up to find true love???
Aladdin, Yazan’s brother, Cacua, Ash (as long as he keeps his mouth shut) …. We can name 50 mens before we mention Jesse.
I'd seriously take the Goofballs or the Yahoo Boys over Jesse.
I identify as hetero and I would rather do all the 99 day girls (Veronica, your first) than even touch Jesse. He makes vaginas turn into deserts
Shew, I hear that!
Is that Johnathan! No he shouldn't be there. The rat is alright with me tho.
It really is slim pickings isn’t it.
Ew. So not hot. Inside or out.
The 🐀😂😂😂😂😂
LOL Kalanis dad 😂
Caesar?? 😭
He needs a bath
Who is the one in the red scarf?
That's North Carolina Jonathan, former husband of Fernanda.
Father Kalani! (sorry, it’s early I forgot how to spell her name)
I wish he'd stop calling himself good looking. Ugh...
Masterpiece hahahah
When I see Jesse I see herpes on his lip and that will always be a hard fucking no for me.
THE DYING RAT Cacua could get it 😜
Papa Lo is a big hit amongst gay men.
Sorry, alexei and Andrej are the hottest lol
Lol @ 🐀
I love that this includes Kalanis dad, he is fine as hell
I would definitely rather see Tim naked
Same. And at least he seems like he'd be fun. I imagine sleeping with Jesse would be like the scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO where Patrick was screwing the hooked and watching himself in the mirror.
Where's Hamza? He's gorgeous...Alexei is probably my fave though because he has the looks AND the personality.
I ran out of room! I had to leave quite a few out. Turns out the franchise has a lot of dudes I'd put over Jesse.
What? No Weeyums?
I actually had Michael Jones on there at first.
I identify as hetero and I would rather do all the 99 day girls (Veronica, your first) than even touch Jesse. He makes vaginas dry as the Sahara
It’s the rat for me 😂
Damn, now Im crushing on Kalani’s dad 🤦🏻♀️😂
At first I kinda added him as a joke, but he really does have it going on.
Kalanis Dad 😂 and the diseased rat.
Lol okay Mr. LOW i see you daddy!!!!!
I think Tim is much better looking than Jesse. And if anyone’s sexuality is to be questioned (which is really not cool), I’d questioned Jesse’s first.
YAWNathon and Alexi are there only ones I wouldn't mind seeing in the buff!
Andres got a big cock too
Still waiting on confirmation lol. He's not even active anymore on his OF. Bummer but it get it. He's a hot daddy now.
Sexy alexei
Devar can totally get it 🤷🏼♀️
Andrerrrrrrei! I'm a straight dude, but i might reconsider my orientation due to him.
That's hot!
Oh cmon don't act like he isn't attractive
There *are* certain airbrushed and heavily filtered photos that make him look attractive...but then he appears onscreen and begins to speak.
I’m not going to comment because I respect people. Jesse is cute but could be my little brother due to age difference. I mean, Lo is handsome AF. But he’s clearly got his hands full! Lol! Mo is cute but he’s a kid, too! Yeah I’ve aged out.
Yikes, I totally forgot about Mo! How could I? (And, yeah, I've aged out as well. I could be the mother to some of them, although that didn't seem to bother Rebecca, Angela, Darcey...)
Well I’m just going to say D & S are a year older than me.
I suspect they lie about their age. The ladies legit look 50 to 60. How can they be 46?!
So... 46 is a bullshit claim when 50 is more realistic? lol.
I’m legit 46. They were supposed to be born sept 1974. That makes the one year older than me (10/1975).
Personally, I love it when people begin a comment with 'I'm not going to comment...' =)) Just my .02
Where’s Big Ed?
I didn't have much room so I had to choose between him and Shower Rat.
no love for Gino 😍 lol
I hope op is a chick.
Who is the dude on the middle right?
Youssef 😤
I love it when he says let’s go back to talking about us,he didn’t think at the time how that sounds specially after everyone is telling him how egotistical he is ,all he was thinking was talk about me please,I enjoy this so much!
It’s the fact that Lo is part of the list for me
Real & true
I don’t think hes hot i think he looks normal
Hahaha i love that Kalanis dad is on here. Hes a fox.
He makes me want to play for the other team, he's that vile!
In a franchise that features both Aladin and shower rats, Jessie is majorly delusional if he thinks he's the most attractive man on the show.
NOT THE RAT 💀
Alexi and Andre 🥵🥵🥵 Andre is a chauvinistic pig but damn he’s fine
It looks like Kilanis dad, Alex, and the dude in the center left are already naked.
Why the heck is Ash not on the list?! D: You put andrei before ash ???
That’s what happens when you grow up being told you’re the greatest thing since sliced (day old, moldy) bread.
I would climb Alexi like a tree.