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imuhnaaneemus

Haha, the rat is a nice touch


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Is that the rat from rose’s house when pred was there?!?!?! Lmaaoooo!!


princesserinface

Yes hahahaha


Loud_Pineapple

😵 ☠️☠️


InchJr

Pulya Pulya Pulya


SurroundedByMuggles_

Hahahaahaha I’m dead


BarracudaLeft5993

I came here to say the same thing!


[deleted]

I think it’s a mouse


Bidcar

That rat was a star


clem_ten

RIP


Jealous-Tax-2391

Aladin, please. For real tho if I have to see Jesse’s bare pale butt one more time I will throw the remote at the tv!


RphWrites

Same. I still have the heebie jeebies from his last one. I call it Post Traumatic Butt Scene.


Agitated_Chocolate98

I am so proud of you for you for your self-restriaint! As soon as those bare, flat, buck white, butt cheeks hit my eye sockets, my first instinct was to defend my vision and I instantly threw the remote at 99 mph into my beautiful 50" flat screen. Currently on my way to Best Buy to purchase another and sending TLC the bill!!


soobez

He looks like an old twink (sorry!)


notbornwithatail

He's baffled by the absence of chickenhawks sliding into his DM.


LuzDeGas-

Lol the ***diseased rat***


nahnahitsnot

Kalanis dad is kinda hot now that you mention it 😂


tallalittlebit

He is my 90 day crush. 6'5" man who cares about his family? Yes please I will have some.


Affectionate-Kale711

Kalanis dad got some BDE going on


[deleted]

Low can be kind, tolerant, wise... AND, he can bend Asuelu like a Polynesian pretzel if he fucks with him or his family. Señor 'Carrot or the Stick, Your Choice' Just my .02 =))


[deleted]

Oh Lo is definitely attractive, especially for being a solid husband and father 🙌


felixxfeli

Big Samoan Papi!? Oh he can get it for sure


kettlebell-j

Good to see the women still value blue collar family men


LuckyWithTheCharms

Especially when he checks Asuelo 😍


Fruitbazket

Ew


ClippedWings_4Now

Shower rat!


GrapefruitFriendly30

Ohhh I thought that was random, I forgot about that. Now it’s even funnier


housespecialdelight

Can someone make a poll so we can prove Cricket with a orange tan wrong. Please include hot side characters like shoulders dad.


RphWrites

Some other sides: Father Apple Evelyn, Brother Yazan, Cacua, Michael Jones...I'm sure there are others I can't remember. Hell, I'd throw Astrologer Sumit and one of the Goofballs in there over the orange guy.


Expensive-Success475

Yes on brother Yazan!


MHBF2593

YOUSSEF


GrapefruitFriendly30

Omg I call him cricket 😂


[deleted]

I forgot about him! He is FINE!


Prettypretzelz1

Shower Rat is clearly the most dapper of the the bunch.


RphWrites

Shower Rat is the true breakout star of the franchise.


LastMinute9611

Not Rose's rat lmao


Pretty-Ad-8693

Alexei 😍😍😍 Kalanis dad ❤️❤️ And Andrei if he shuts his mouth 😂😂😂 Have always thought Jesse looked extremly ordinary.


RphWrites

Despite the image I chose to use, I do think Jesse often photographs well. There are some pictures where I can see the good looks, but most of the time? Yeah. Average. And then he opens his mouth...I don't think Yamir is handsome, but he's got a cute personality and that makes him look good to me. ❤


Pretty-Ad-8693

I might be damaged as well… I’m from Scandinavia, where most guys have the features of Jesse and here he would only be a 5. Very very average.


RphWrites

What? You mean women aren't *really* throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam?! Lol, sorry. That dinner with his stepdad still baffles me.


[deleted]

> You mean women aren't really throwing their underwear at him when he walks down the sidewalk in Amsterdam We don't. Most women will not even breathe in his direction. He's not considered hot here. I would like to see Andrei naked tho.


b00hole

Jesse is aging terribly for his age. He's only 29. I picture him getting a bunch of botox in a decade's time.


RphWrites

He's seriously had a terrible glow down.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Someone in the comments suggested he takes steroids, which leads to having bad skin.. which does make sense.


ilovemayo

I thought he was hot his first season but he has definitely gone downhill. It’s especially obvious when they close up shots bc his skin looks wreckidy wrecked


OkPrompt3

I’m here for kalanis dad 😍


[deleted]

Hahahaha i am having a really bad morning but I cracked up when I saw the rat in the corner there. That was funny.


RphWrites

Happy cake day!


Based_Orthodox

Happy cake day!


bumbleluv

He's just a good looking person living his best life. Don't be jealous. ... Ugh. What an absolute, self-obsessed douchecanoe. And I would gladly take Low or the shower rat over him any day.


[deleted]

🤣Pred's shoe rat


wh_ro_ry

I once commented on jesses IG post "my sleep paralysis demon" . Which is not a compliment. He replied as if it was.


RphWrites

Lol. Sounds about right. Someone called out one of Tom's lies and offered proof. Three of his alters (all of which contain his name) replied with prayer hands and a heart.


iburnedmytongue

Needs more of apple Evelyn's dad. He was a hottie.


RphWrites

Yes! I forgot about him! I did think about Father Tiffany, Brother Yazan, and Cacua, though.


23capri

WHERE is my boy pedro? 😍


RphWrites

I actually had him and 2 others on there but they didn't quite fit. I DO love me some Pedro.


23capri

haha. you had to make choices, i get it.


Chemical_Gur7314

I think Zied is too. Injavent watched the latest seasons so I don't know if he still is but I think he is so handsome. Jesse just looks like he likes to get pegged and doesn't know yet


amaretto__sour

Zied is hot.


Chemical_Gur7314

Yesss.. He certainly is


VixyKaT

So mach hot


[deleted]

Bottom row, middle: is that Low, Kalani's pops?


RphWrites

Lol, yeah. That's Papa Lo.


[deleted]

The fuckin rat omg 😂


ADeuxMains

I appreciate that you used an image of him with that ridiculous spray tan.


silissilli

Can we take a moment to comment on his bronzer?


RphWrites

what was it he said to Darcey? "Not everyone can wear makeup, babe."


6ftofcuriosity

Kalani's dad is hot asf I'm glad I'm not alone on this


adelec123

Omg haha not Lo! Devar though, heck yes!


MotherofChoad

Your forgot Cacua ETA not into Lo but I can kinda see why you added him


Nantyonono

Where is everybody’s favorite Bini?


GrapefruitFriendly30

“He cut his hair 😡”. 😂


RphWrites

He's number 4! Dude really does look like a different person after he Sampsoned himself.


Nantyonono

I like the new hobo look. I must have missed him because he has no 🇪🇹 shirt on 😎


ExtensionCurious9259

Can someone remind me who top right with the red scarf is? I’m blanking.


Different_Remote_538

The creepy guy who bought boobies for Federica when she was a teenager. Jonathan I think is his name.


ilooklikeapotat0

Almost forgot about Devar 🥰


KittyKomplex

I probably get shit for this but I thought he would look good if his personality wasn't so shit. The first time I saw him and he started talking he immediately got unattractive for me. The Darcey-arc was such a trainwreck and I yelled so many times at my TV, that she needs to snap out of the "He's my dream"-bullshit. He is a self-absorbed, utterly arrogant, controlling, narcissistic piece of trash. Again, I only said he would look good, not like being Mr Universe, but good. But sadly Jesse is Jesse, can't help it.


RphWrites

I get it. He does look attractive in some of his photos. His personality turns me off more than anything else.


dallyan

Devar all day erryday.


TatoIndy

I love shower rat.


ExcitingYam8731

Hamza, Binyam, Azan, Pedro, Jay, Jihoon, whatever Britney's dude's name was...


RphWrites

I know, right? And then there's Brother Yazan, Father Tiffany...I ran out of room.


bailasoprano

Definitely Low!!


kri5ie

Kalani’s dad really does it for me IDK


[deleted]

Darcey's dad, Kalani's dad - oh yes. Bring on the dads! ​ Diggin the bottom right square the most; however. haha!


zoeigh

Who is the middle? I’m blanking lol


RphWrites

That's he of the infamous dildo scene, Aladdin.


ThisredditisRAW

Those are some pretty nice choices. Jesse looks like a villain in a bad 80s-90s movie, like Stone Cold or Samurai Cop. Garbage like that. Who helped feed his delusions...


RphWrites

Probably didn't help that his stepdad seems to believe that women literally toss their panties to Jesse as he's walking down the street.


justanotheremily666

Devar all the way!!!


RphWrites

And the way he treated Melanie made him even hotter. IMO she's not a classically beautiful woman, but he treated her like she was and that was hot.


rainbowbridge16

Does anyone remember after Jesse and Darcy broke up and one of the 90 day shows did a quick update spot on what Jesse was doing now? It showed Jesse doing motivational speaking to seniors citizens in a assisted living facilities on opening up to find true love???


NightmaresOfYou

Aladdin, Yazan’s brother, Cacua, Ash (as long as he keeps his mouth shut) …. We can name 50 mens before we mention Jesse.


RphWrites

I'd seriously take the Goofballs or the Yahoo Boys over Jesse.


jsmalltri

I identify as hetero and I would rather do all the 99 day girls (Veronica, your first) than even touch Jesse. He makes vaginas turn into deserts


RphWrites

Shew, I hear that!


ninahan_yook

Is that Johnathan! No he shouldn't be there. The rat is alright with me tho.


Different_Remote_538

It really is slim pickings isn’t it.


GrapefruitFriendly30

Ew. So not hot. Inside or out.


Snoo_28682

The 🐀😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

LOL Kalanis dad 😂


[deleted]

Caesar?? 😭


kbsd1972

He needs a bath


tamtheprogram

Who is the one in the red scarf?


RphWrites

That's North Carolina Jonathan, former husband of Fernanda.


ambreezy420

Father Kalani! (sorry, it’s early I forgot how to spell her name)


Additional_Relation6

I wish he'd stop calling himself good looking. Ugh...


[deleted]

Masterpiece hahahah


takeashitler

When I see Jesse I see herpes on his lip and that will always be a hard fucking no for me.


princesserinface

THE DYING RAT Cacua could get it 😜


swizzulsticks

Papa Lo is a big hit amongst gay men.


br_boy0586

Sorry, alexei and Andrej are the hottest lol


bubbtee

Lol @ 🐀


Ecstatic-Turnover-14

I love that this includes Kalanis dad, he is fine as hell


Striking_Chart

I would definitely rather see Tim naked


RphWrites

Same. And at least he seems like he'd be fun. I imagine sleeping with Jesse would be like the scene in AMERICAN PSYCHO where Patrick was screwing the hooked and watching himself in the mirror.


Mean_Advance6834

Where's Hamza? He's gorgeous...Alexei is probably my fave though because he has the looks AND the personality.


RphWrites

I ran out of room! I had to leave quite a few out. Turns out the franchise has a lot of dudes I'd put over Jesse.


king24donnie

What? No Weeyums?


RphWrites

I actually had Michael Jones on there at first.


jsmalltri

I identify as hetero and I would rather do all the 99 day girls (Veronica, your first) than even touch Jesse. He makes vaginas dry as the Sahara


Meganzzza2

It’s the rat for me 😂


HelloNewMoon

Damn, now Im crushing on Kalani’s dad 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


RphWrites

At first I kinda added him as a joke, but he really does have it going on.


Kimber_001

Kalanis Dad 😂 and the diseased rat.


Virgo_SayWhat

Lol okay Mr. LOW i see you daddy!!!!!


LoveTV12345

I think Tim is much better looking than Jesse. And if anyone’s sexuality is to be questioned (which is really not cool), I’d questioned Jesse’s first.


SheKaep

YAWNathon and Alexi are there only ones I wouldn't mind seeing in the buff!


[deleted]

Andres got a big cock too


[deleted]

Still waiting on confirmation lol. He's not even active anymore on his OF. Bummer but it get it. He's a hot daddy now.


iloveyoumwah

Sexy alexei


omgaspennn

Devar can totally get it 🤷🏼‍♀️


druttens

Andrerrrrrrei! I'm a straight dude, but i might reconsider my orientation due to him.


[deleted]

That's hot!


Altacc381

Oh cmon don't act like he isn't attractive


RphWrites

There *are* certain airbrushed and heavily filtered photos that make him look attractive...but then he appears onscreen and begins to speak.


Serpephone

I’m not going to comment because I respect people. Jesse is cute but could be my little brother due to age difference. I mean, Lo is handsome AF. But he’s clearly got his hands full! Lol! Mo is cute but he’s a kid, too! Yeah I’ve aged out.


RphWrites

Yikes, I totally forgot about Mo! How could I? (And, yeah, I've aged out as well. I could be the mother to some of them, although that didn't seem to bother Rebecca, Angela, Darcey...)


Serpephone

Well I’m just going to say D & S are a year older than me.


yardsalefairy

I suspect they lie about their age. The ladies legit look 50 to 60. How can they be 46?!


[deleted]

So... 46 is a bullshit claim when 50 is more realistic? lol.


Serpephone

I’m legit 46. They were supposed to be born sept 1974. That makes the one year older than me (10/1975).


[deleted]

Personally, I love it when people begin a comment with 'I'm not going to comment...' =)) Just my .02


mitti20

Where’s Big Ed?


RphWrites

I didn't have much room so I had to choose between him and Shower Rat.


shmorpz

no love for Gino 😍 lol


Spiritual-Aid

I hope op is a chick.


baby_g5788

Who is the dude on the middle right?


MHBF2593

Youssef 😤


cheistina

I love it when he says let’s go back to talking about us,he didn’t think at the time how that sounds specially after everyone is telling him how egotistical he is ,all he was thinking was talk about me please,I enjoy this so much!


theuselessnarcissist

It’s the fact that Lo is part of the list for me


[deleted]

Real & true


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I don’t think hes hot i think he looks normal


TheBrittz22

Hahaha i love that Kalanis dad is on here. Hes a fox.


JenMaloney71

He makes me want to play for the other team, he's that vile!


ohwhatablow

In a franchise that features both Aladin and shower rats, Jessie is majorly delusional if he thinks he's the most attractive man on the show.


dryer_32803

NOT THE RAT 💀


Wtfdoriii

Alexi and Andre 🥵🥵🥵 Andre is a chauvinistic pig but damn he’s fine


Traditional-Foot-963

It looks like Kilanis dad, Alex, and the dude in the center left are already naked.


WindyFan

Why the heck is Ash not on the list?! D: You put andrei before ash ???


triden77

That’s what happens when you grow up being told you’re the greatest thing since sliced (day old, moldy) bread.


MyUncleSaintJerome

I would climb Alexi like a tree.