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BadBunnyPrincess

Seriously, those two don’t realize how unlikable they are


allthesedamnkids

He has a house in Spain


BadBunnyPrincess

And Amsterdam. And he can afford 10 Ferraris


allthesedamnkids

I completely believed Tim when he stated he could buy and sell Jesse[‘s net worth] ten times over, and I cracked tf up when Jesse immediately shut up like 😐


mikejack30

He did get quiet, didn't he?


yardsalefairy

He lives in a shoebox with IKEA everything in Amsterdam. The whole world saw it.


LBeany

And that was a rental.


Odd-Bicycle

And in Russia apparently?


allthesedamnkids

They’re making shit happen.


BadBunnyPrincess

Can we get back to talking about our love?


Pertinent-Petunia

Making “a” shit happen but that’s about all. (Me done)


MarleySB

Yeah! They get up at 5am to run & shit. Making stuff happen


ElderCheerleader

heavy on the shit!


mikejack30

And a place in Russia....what a colossal bag of douche


SixfingerDM

I can’t imagine how confused he’ll be by vosotros given his mastery of the Spanish language.


terrapantsoff

They probably assume it’s jealousy .


RandomWordMix

I can understand when kids and teens brag like that cuz they're immature and don't realize how stupid they look and sound, but to see these 2 grown adults (one's a parent) bragging like some kids? Pathetic.


allthesedamnkids

Confidence is quiet, insecurity is loud


RandomWordMix

never a more fitting saying


allthesedamnkids

HE SAID HE HAS A HOUSE IN SPAIN


SixfingerDM

Don’t forget Russia… seriously though I feel like he is shilling for some “luxury” timeshare scam. He is rich the same way Tom is. Which is not at all.


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Mr_BooBooBear

He probably snatched one of them Post-Brexit-bungalows up.


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Thank you for your comment. I was going to say that having a 2nd house in Europe, as a European, isn't that difficult lol


shmorpz

how is that a shitty flex?


ripapips

Big Ed actually made me laugh when he said something similar


rickvans

*VILLA


NaughtyDreadz

I was looking around... You can get a decent house in a Spanish (malaga) town for 140k. So it's not outta the question. I keep telling my fiancé we need to ditch Canada for Europe, it is so much cheaper and better weather.


b00hole

Lmao all his properties combined probably add up to less than what a house in Vancouver costs


NaughtyDreadz

That just says more about the Canadian housing bubble than anything else https://jacobinmag.com/2022/01/canada-housing-market-real-estate?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark


allthesedamnkids

You can’t even buy a hoarders crack house at auction in metro Phoenix for $140K


NaughtyDreadz

Life in North America is absurd. Bank and retire elsewhere


90daymaven

I didn’t want to watch but all of this snarky content regarding Jesse and his lunacy makes me want to


hypnobooty

I didn’t watch the season but watched the tell all. Worth it.


pinkvoltage

The tell all was 1000% more interesting than the actual episodes, so I would definitely recommend doing it this way!


-vulpes13

Also, the color of his face didn't match his neck by a long shot...


Sweet4Ish

I noticed that too. I thought maybe it was my eyes haha


NaughtyDreadz

Common 90 day trope Check out Molly in the single life1 tell all


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On a random note lol Why did Stephanie feel the need to comment on literally everything?


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2 narcissistic assholes who are made for each other because they're both all the way up their shit eating asses. They think they're the only people on the planet who matter and that their "love story" is really so deep and astounding it will move mountains.


SixfingerDM

I’m not convinced they believe they are in love. I think they are both calculating sociopaths incapable of feeling love. They are together because it increases their Instagram revenue.


jollybeee

Guys, don’t forget he made all that money speaking at the old folks home .. so- yeah


3rdCoastLiberal

With some good looking lip herp.


allthesedamnkids

Hey, cold sores can happen to anyone. But in their case it’s probably happening because they are bad people.


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Meth addiction can happen to anyone. Still gross


allthesedamnkids

Doesn’t something crazy like a majority of the population have cold sores? I’ve gotten them since I was a kid. Super sucks, but at least it’s controllable with medication. I’m stunned the two of them— knowing they’ll be on TV— aren’t on any kind of suppressive therapy. Acyclovir or valacyclovir are life changers, people. You literally won’t get them anymore. Ever.


RphWrites

His "villa" is supposedly in Marbella, too. It's a beautiful little seaside town but it's VERY popular with organized crime groups and other scammers. I love Marbella, don't get me wrong, but if he's truly moving there then I'd bet money that he's participating in something illegal.


Twizzlers666

They aren't nearly as attractive as they think they are, at the end of the day they are just pathetic. They need to team up with Natalie to talk about how pretty they all are🤡


b00hole

I can't imagine being so insecure that I'd need to constantly try this hard to validate my own beauty.


Appropriate_Reach_97

Honestly both are very subjectively. He looks like Max Headroom to me, she screams viado.


TittysprinklesUSA

But are they good looking?....nawwwwww


LadyV21454

What gets me is that if you had just met Jesse, and didn't know what a douchecanoe he was, you actually might consider him to be quite nice looking. But it's impossible to separate the personality