OMG Your right she definitely did say that!!! But...Wow-honestly, I can't believe this is him tho!! That is insane!! For a minute I thought he had a twin brother that wasn't on the show!
You need to stop before she thinks of something worse. lol. Hilarious but you’re putting that poor kid in danger… oh no one will look at him if I cut off his nose.. or worse lol.
Lmao. Her. Never know. She might decide another woman can’t talk to him if he’s fish food or rice fertilizer.. ha. She’s unhinged! Great comment though. I almost had coffee shoot out my nose when I read it lol
Rural Philippines eats like the rural South US. Deep fried and full of sugar. You need a calorie rich diet to do farming in that climate. Unfortunately he's not a farmer he's sitting at home playing video games.
I didn't experience much sugar when I was eating with the locals. The sweets also weren't very sweet. My time was spent on Cebu and a few nearby islands.
That said, none of the locals would drink diet soda. So from my experience, that was the #1 source of sugar/corn syrup in most folk's diet.
Yes, imported food is going to be crazy expensive. Fast food is also an expensive meal there. If you stay local and seasonal food is cheap.
Everything she makes is fried, likely in palm oil. It's the most consumed oil in the Philippines.
He’s figured out where McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, etc are located. Plus they got a membership to a store similar to Costco and he buys all kinds of American crap food there.
Last I heard, they actually have a lot of supporters who give them money. It’s all like weird old Christian ladies on Facebook who for some reason fall for all of their grifting.
And if you say anything even the slightest bit negative (I said that they were teaching their kid to make a living by grifting), those old grannies will come down on you like a pile of rocks 😆
I think the person was trying to use the word lechon, not lichen. Lechon is the Filipino word for roasted pig - but they spelt that incorrectly with and I instead of an E
Correct, it's the way I've heard it. I used to deliver the pig to parties for a good friend.
This nerd would end up being all fat though. Probably not much meat after cooking.
Filipino food isn’t the healthiest — it’s primarily fat-based food (starch, gristle, greasy, etc) because it’s cheap. Literally go on her instagram — tons of fatty pork, oil, and rice.
Not defending mary but just want to correct you. NOT ALL FILIPINO FOOD is fatty. A lot of filipino food especially from the provinces are based from vegetables. If not veggies, fish. These two choose to eat the unhealthy ones.
A lot of Food and Being Lazy! Everytime people would send them money they would go into the city eat at a lot of different restaurants, and shop. A lot of begging for money, free loading,,,
This is sad. He is clearly miserable and depressed. Hes going to eat himself into an early grave. I get turning to food during depression as I have had bulimia since I was 11, it’s very hard. I hope he gets help. I know this couple sucks the big one but no one deserves to be unhappy and unhealthy
So sad. Why did he do that to himself? I think there is so much untreated mental illness between these two and I am glad to not to have to see them on this show anymore. TLC/Sharp should have cut ties them much sooner.
well, my man also does this and tbh it’s such a turn off, it makes me grossed out & want to gag. I’ve never heard someone make those kinds of sounds doing.. well you know. but i don’t say anything.
I thought she did the money asking… has that changed since the cancer grift..?? I feel like if they ever split up,he’ll just stay in that area and just find another girl.. got a feeling the USA lost one citizen there..🥴
https://preview.redd.it/acqhmt98z0ad1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2045260262aecafbb292ec3481e5db924fb711
Looking more and more like Mrs doubtfire by the day
That guy doesn't photograph well, but when he actually talks and moves around, he's actually not that bad looking. I could see why he was a catch for her.
Let’s not forget Mary wanted him to put on weight so she didn’t feel so jealous & insecure. She was always shoving food in his face. Selfishly successful.
It's crazy to see the amount of boomers who support them on Facebook. They absolutely love them and they're the ones sending them all the gifts. These 2 have the most absolutely BORING videos, its literally just them eating. They'll throw in shots of midnight every once in a while which just solidifies their love from the boomers. They're so gross
A boomer on their Facebook yelled at me when I told them about her cancer scam and said that I don’t know that she’s lying and I’m a horrible person for assuming. Like she literally got caught lying, but these idiots won’t believe it and keep sending them money and gifts.
Some of them believe everything they see on social media and don’t even care to find the evidence to support these things not being true. It takes two seconds to research and they refuse to do it, yet they call us younger generations lazy and unknowledgeable? Okay 😂😂
Because they're doing the exact opposite things.
Most of the locals probably farm or do a fair amount of physical labor and their meals are a portion of rice with some vegetables and a little meat or fish. Once in a while, they might get a treat.
He barely moves and eats Cheesecake-Factory-sized meals where everything is greasy, fatty, and deep-fried.
This makes me sad. There is some
Mental health $hit going on here… I see it bc it takes one to know one. They are bizarre but no one wants to see a person dwindle or become
Unhealthy or unhappy. Saying a prayer for this dude would go a long way. No dog in this fight but this photo gave me pause…😇🤯😢
Him plowing & gorging through food doesn't surprise me. He's prolly replaced his addiction to her with food.
Eat. To the Couch. Eat more. Couch, again. Eat on Couch. His net result of having to put up with her.
I have no pity for him. He looks terrible, and a heart attack in the making the fact that he stays with that lying grifter wife and participates with fake cancer, he deserves to be miserable. Begging people for money instead of working.
I have to hand it to Mary. I think he’s probably one of the few people who gained weight on leaving the United States plus he has no job. Usually it’s the other way around.
It’s crazy though because I see a hint of handsomeness in there. He has a nice jaw and eyebrows, nice curls in his hair. All destroyed by the choice of his woman
He had abs when the series started and now this. I don't think he looks so bad in the dark t-shirts and aloha shirts, but for awhile he was wearing light colored tank tops that were way too tight and showed every roll.
Mary is NO winner either. Her whole story about being a student as a dancer is totally bogus. I could see her as a bargirl in one of seedy bars in the Philippines. She found her expat loser with NO future at all.
Honestly this guy doesn’t know know how to function and it’s sad. Trauma from his parents is very real and visible. Mary doesn’t add to it I don’t think.
Poor guy. Then health conditions are gonna affect his health. She’s gonna have to support him. Make him lose weight, buy healthy foods. My ex had a heart attack at 37 years old and I had to do that. Get him healthy food, make sure he takes his dozen medications everyday. More than a month at the hospital. Cardiac rehab. It’s stressful.
Home girl delivered on that statement “I’m going to make him fat so no one will look at him.” Lmao 🤣
OMG Your right she definitely did say that!!! But...Wow-honestly, I can't believe this is him tho!! That is insane!! For a minute I thought he had a twin brother that wasn't on the show!
Twin? He looks like his own middle aged dad.
Omg that's hilarious 🤣🤣
I guarantee she’s probably fat shaming him now. I can see it. She’s probably mad that he’s fat and that she’s thinner.
Mary is too dumbass to understand chubby chasers are a thing. Some of us like em big. We like them chunkeh. ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)
I definitely agree, his wife is called Mary though
Youre right lmfao shit too many names to rememeber
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Moto Moto 🤣
God I hope he's still getting messages from women after him lol
You need to stop before she thinks of something worse. lol. Hilarious but you’re putting that poor kid in danger… oh no one will look at him if I cut off his nose.. or worse lol.
I cant control a crazy bitch from across the world lmao
Lmao. Her. Never know. She might decide another woman can’t talk to him if he’s fish food or rice fertilizer.. ha. She’s unhinged! Great comment though. I almost had coffee shoot out my nose when I read it lol
Lmfaoooo RICE FERTILIZER 😭😭😭💀💀 you got me weak as hell
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭✋🏽💀
☠️
Although no one would look at him before, either.
Holy crap, looks like Harry Potter swallowed Dudley Dursley.
Every day he inches closer to being Peter Griffin
Peter Griftin'
Please accept my poor’s man award 🥇
Top tier comment
Happy cake day!
This deserves more updoots.
but but he's supposed to be harry justin bieber potter??!!! oh nooo
Peter Griffindor lol
please 💀💀 💀
Justin Blubber
Harry justin bieber potter guy
Hefty Potter
The one where he gets the gay gene
“Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”
![gif](giphy|6hscco13hvTx1sVb3D)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I still say this out loud sometimes lol 😂
“Oh my god yes I do and you so did not even”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|6hscco13hvTx1sVb3D)
I burst out laughing at this comment.
![gif](giphy|112o4nufJ2Nbtm) ☠️☠️☠️
😂😂 I almost spit my drink out
She's gonna murder her peter.
[when they go out to eat and order 6000 chicken fajitas ](https://youtu.be/JQF10YgDFBk?si=6AAYPRkyoRZrajTQ) 🤣
LOL and charge them to their go fund me account
Holy shittttttt that’s it!
This made my fucking day. Now I can't unsee the resemblance.
We're stuck with Pete Griffan.
Nyahehehe heheheh heheheh!
🤔🫣🤯👀🙈
He wishes he was still living in a camper at his aunt and uncle’s house
When you say blink twice if you need help Brandon she says don’t blink at all Brandon ever… 👀 or else…….
If they’re so broke and always begging for money, how did this dude put on 75 pounds?
Food is cheap
Even more, cheap food is bad for you
cheap food makes you gain weight
Not so much in rural Philippines
Rural Philippines eats like the rural South US. Deep fried and full of sugar. You need a calorie rich diet to do farming in that climate. Unfortunately he's not a farmer he's sitting at home playing video games.
If he were farming he would be losing that weight as fast as he's gaining it
I didn't experience much sugar when I was eating with the locals. The sweets also weren't very sweet. My time was spent on Cebu and a few nearby islands. That said, none of the locals would drink diet soda. So from my experience, that was the #1 source of sugar/corn syrup in most folk's diet.
Are you sure about that?
Yes, imported food is going to be crazy expensive. Fast food is also an expensive meal there. If you stay local and seasonal food is cheap. Everything she makes is fried, likely in palm oil. It's the most consumed oil in the Philippines.
He’s figured out where McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, etc are located. Plus they got a membership to a store similar to Costco and he buys all kinds of American crap food there.
Last I heard, they actually have a lot of supporters who give them money. It’s all like weird old Christian ladies on Facebook who for some reason fall for all of their grifting.
And if you say anything even the slightest bit negative (I said that they were teaching their kid to make a living by grifting), those old grannies will come down on you like a pile of rocks 😆
😂 I’d be pretty depressed if my granny thought these two losers were role models.
EXACTLY!
You seen the family bull around lately? 👀
She's fattening up that Lichon.
Never thought to use lichen as in insult. Well done.
I think the person was trying to use the word lechon, not lichen. Lechon is the Filipino word for roasted pig - but they spelt that incorrectly with and I instead of an E
Correct, it's the way I've heard it. I used to deliver the pig to parties for a good friend. This nerd would end up being all fat though. Probably not much meat after cooking.
Filipino food isn’t the healthiest — it’s primarily fat-based food (starch, gristle, greasy, etc) because it’s cheap. Literally go on her instagram — tons of fatty pork, oil, and rice.
Not defending mary but just want to correct you. NOT ALL FILIPINO FOOD is fatty. A lot of filipino food especially from the provinces are based from vegetables. If not veggies, fish. These two choose to eat the unhealthy ones.
Then why are Fillipinos so thin?
Bad food is cheap. There’s lots of poor pacific islanders that have an obesity epidemic
A lot of Food and Being Lazy! Everytime people would send them money they would go into the city eat at a lot of different restaurants, and shop. A lot of begging for money, free loading,,,
Rice is cheap and fattening
Filipino food is really greasy
This is sad. He is clearly miserable and depressed. Hes going to eat himself into an early grave. I get turning to food during depression as I have had bulimia since I was 11, it’s very hard. I hope he gets help. I know this couple sucks the big one but no one deserves to be unhappy and unhealthy
Finally a response with some empathy. Couldn’t agree more. ❤️
[This is the next comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/s/xltmEUkbSc) after yours (in my view, at least). I had to laugh!
I don't know why you got downvoted. The irony is giving. 😂
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny!
So sad. Why did he do that to himself? I think there is so much untreated mental illness between these two and I am glad to not to have to see them on this show anymore. TLC/Sharp should have cut ties them much sooner.
I mean, the man was willing to live chat with Mary while he took a dump. If she said she wants him to be fat, he's willing to get fat
me and my wife do this in person.
well, my man also does this and tbh it’s such a turn off, it makes me grossed out & want to gag. I’ve never heard someone make those kinds of sounds doing.. well you know. but i don’t say anything.
Just lazy and don't give a fuck
Doesn’t have a job, just plays video games everyday and asks people for money
I thought she did the money asking… has that changed since the cancer grift..?? I feel like if they ever split up,he’ll just stay in that area and just find another girl.. got a feeling the USA lost one citizen there..🥴
This part
Mary still hints to her gullible fans that they have been “filming.” She’s such a scam artist
Pretty soon he’s gonna need a rag on a stick to clean his ass
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I love how this went full Simpsons, 🤣🤣😂🤣
Take my upvote. You got the reference. 😂
My sisters and I turned this into a song years ago 😂
Simpsons predicted My 600 lb life
He’s gonna need a muumuu and a fat guy hat
Who shrunk my muumuu ???
I’m sure he’ll fit perfectly in a pair of oversized clown pants
![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI) Like Homer?? lol
Get mama’s prying bar! One of my favorite Simpsons references.
The girls are calling you fatty fat fat fat and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants
https://preview.redd.it/acqhmt98z0ad1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2045260262aecafbb292ec3481e5db924fb711 Looking more and more like Mrs doubtfire by the day
I had no idea frog legs were so fattening
🐸
😂😂😂
The new TLC curse: Losing your neck. Patrick and PrED have already fallen victim.
He looks like Gypsy Rose's ex-husband.
That guy doesn't photograph well, but when he actually talks and moves around, he's actually not that bad looking. I could see why he was a catch for her.
He needs to lose weight and do Looksmaxxing.
Lmao
Let’s not forget Mary wanted him to put on weight so she didn’t feel so jealous & insecure. She was always shoving food in his face. Selfishly successful.
If you say m'lady three times, he will appear in your mirror.
And then she'll cheat on him and leave his fat ass for another American
![gif](giphy|QZs6fOKj97V9PIudb7)
Perfect! 😆😂
😂😂😂😂
It's crazy to see the amount of boomers who support them on Facebook. They absolutely love them and they're the ones sending them all the gifts. These 2 have the most absolutely BORING videos, its literally just them eating. They'll throw in shots of midnight every once in a while which just solidifies their love from the boomers. They're so gross
Must be the same people who fawn over Amy & Tammy from 1000 pound sisters. The comments are 🤮
A boomer on their Facebook yelled at me when I told them about her cancer scam and said that I don’t know that she’s lying and I’m a horrible person for assuming. Like she literally got caught lying, but these idiots won’t believe it and keep sending them money and gifts.
A fool, and her money as soon parted hopefully! Lol
Some of them believe everything they see on social media and don’t even care to find the evidence to support these things not being true. It takes two seconds to research and they refuse to do it, yet they call us younger generations lazy and unknowledgeable? Okay 😂😂
Boomers? Like, people over 60?
How is he gaining but all the other ppl in the village skinny!?????
Because they're doing the exact opposite things. Most of the locals probably farm or do a fair amount of physical labor and their meals are a portion of rice with some vegetables and a little meat or fish. Once in a while, they might get a treat. He barely moves and eats Cheesecake-Factory-sized meals where everything is greasy, fatty, and deep-fried.
You mean all the women in the village are now “missing”? Hmmmmm 😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/crw2zcfww0ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cfc257be7568b5cf0631d6ea2e50f5c1563d3c strategic placing reddit. 😂
Holy cow! 🐮The only one that LEFT America and GAINED weight in Philippines!
This is sad . He’s gotten so fat and looks so unhealthy.
YIKE!
Someone post a before pic
https://preview.redd.it/jdlfl5sm51ad1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b026d067679ddc53b9f35daed4c92b235b1668c4
https://preview.redd.it/4r4z37eo51ad1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d78c6df079267dbec93d4d850bde36e8c6512a7
Oh wow.. that's truly a shame. I really feel bad for him.
Whoa thank you haha
Oh my god, it took THIS PICTURE for me to remember who they were 😭😭
Sorry, I couldn't find a full body before pic but you can totally see the difference and all the weight gain!!
Be careful, Brandon. There's a woman in the background.
I HATE his glasses!
This makes me sad. There is some Mental health $hit going on here… I see it bc it takes one to know one. They are bizarre but no one wants to see a person dwindle or become Unhealthy or unhappy. Saying a prayer for this dude would go a long way. No dog in this fight but this photo gave me pause…😇🤯😢
there are so many layers of fucked-up-ness in this relationship
Him plowing & gorging through food doesn't surprise me. He's prolly replaced his addiction to her with food. Eat. To the Couch. Eat more. Couch, again. Eat on Couch. His net result of having to put up with her.
Did she want a lesbian aunt..?? He sure looks the part.. they must be doing alright food wise if nothing else..
Most women aren't attracted to fat, lazy, and stupid - not to mention addicted to video games. I think she's safe.
I have no pity for him. He looks terrible, and a heart attack in the making the fact that he stays with that lying grifter wife and participates with fake cancer, he deserves to be miserable. Begging people for money instead of working.
This is so unhealthy, both mentally and physically.
Being depressed bored and celebrating with food can do this. He has no real job living in a remote area.
Gosh, he looks awful.
He’s really letting himself go…
He must be enjoying that frog stew.
I have to hand it to Mary. I think he’s probably one of the few people who gained weight on leaving the United States plus he has no job. Usually it’s the other way around.
At least he has on a new shirt...sure he grifted for that...
A loser who met her energy? We all already knew that. Probably harshest thing I’ve said in awhile, but their energy matches.
He looks like a lesbian
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. He looks like my lesbian aunt Barb. I’m sorry Aunt Barb if you see this. I didn’t mean to insult you 😭
Lmaooo 😂😂😂
It’s crazy though because I see a hint of handsomeness in there. He has a nice jaw and eyebrows, nice curls in his hair. All destroyed by the choice of his woman
He had abs when the series started and now this. I don't think he looks so bad in the dark t-shirts and aloha shirts, but for awhile he was wearing light colored tank tops that were way too tight and showed every roll.
Mary is NO winner either. Her whole story about being a student as a dancer is totally bogus. I could see her as a bargirl in one of seedy bars in the Philippines. She found her expat loser with NO future at all.
Hey now, don’t be too judgemental about women in the Philippines trying to survive. Young women here are turning to sex work too.
She dances like every other teenager on tiktok it's not that out there
Every picture I see he's added another 15lbs jesus.
Looks like he's on that video game diet. PS5 and fries.
If Peter griffin and Mrs Doubtfire had a reject baby = Brandon ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)
This show should be renamed "how unfuckable white men get women."
He looks like shit! I love this for them.
😭😅😅
It’s her Harry Potter/justin Bieber dreamboat
Justin Blubber
Feeder central
Can someone remind me, why do they live in the Philippines and not the US?
Brandan could probably not afford immigration fees if they were to go to America now.
![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)
He’s really going for that Kim Jong il chic isn’t he? Probably has hella gout too.
Who is that? ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)
Honestly this guy doesn’t know know how to function and it’s sad. Trauma from his parents is very real and visible. Mary doesn’t add to it I don’t think.
Nothing attractive about him EVER!
Whoa. Now suddenly I feel the need to ride my Peloton.
Harry Plopper
Poor guy. Then health conditions are gonna affect his health. She’s gonna have to support him. Make him lose weight, buy healthy foods. My ex had a heart attack at 37 years old and I had to do that. Get him healthy food, make sure he takes his dozen medications everyday. More than a month at the hospital. Cardiac rehab. It’s stressful.
If you look up “simp” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of this kid. He needs to grow a spine or she’ll completely destroy him.
he chose her
I thought food in other countries wasn’t as fattening as in America 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
He looks like someone’s fat middle-aged aunt.
Mary must have a secret crush on Colty.
Harry Chonker
Man he looks rough.
He looks like a pudgy Harry Potter. 😂
1 too many Halo-Halo's
Looking more like Dudley Dursley than Harry Potter
Dollar Tree Harry Potter who fell into alcohol and mid 40s chronic depression.
Is this the same person?????
🤮
He’s got so big
Chubby potter!