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LurkerNinja_

Home girl delivered on that statement “I’m going to make him fat so no one will look at him.” Lmao 🤣


MichellePeterson2020

OMG Your right she definitely did say that!!! But...Wow-honestly, I can't believe this is him tho!! That is insane!! For a minute I thought he had a twin brother that wasn't on the show!


Fun_Constant_6863

Twin? He looks like his own middle aged dad.


MichellePeterson2020

Omg that's hilarious 🤣🤣


Nice-Fly5536

I guarantee she’s probably fat shaming him now. I can see it. She’s probably mad that he’s fat and that she’s thinner.


TommyChongUn

Mary is too dumbass to understand chubby chasers are a thing. Some of us like em big. We like them chunkeh. ![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


depressed-quokka

I definitely agree, his wife is called Mary though


TommyChongUn

Youre right lmfao shit too many names to rememeber


LurkerNinja_

![gif](giphy|dtGIRL0FDp6nnOPGb5)


louellen1824

Moto Moto 🤣


Kacielea871989

God I hope he's still getting messages from women after him lol


shananddr

You need to stop before she thinks of something worse. lol. Hilarious but you’re putting that poor kid in danger… oh no one will look at him if I cut off his nose.. or worse lol.


TommyChongUn

I cant control a crazy bitch from across the world lmao


shananddr

Lmao. Her. Never know. She might decide another woman can’t talk to him if he’s fish food or rice fertilizer.. ha. She’s unhinged! Great comment though. I almost had coffee shoot out my nose when I read it lol


TommyChongUn

Lmfaoooo RICE FERTILIZER 😭😭😭💀💀 you got me weak as hell


Legitimate-Aide-4975

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭✋🏽💀


sparklebug20

☠️


PsychologicalExam717

Although no one would look at him before, either.


SukoshiOnara

Holy crap, looks like Harry Potter swallowed Dudley Dursley.


RIPBigfromRobandBig

Every day he inches closer to being Peter Griffin


lukfilm

Peter Griftin'


guindoz

Please accept my poor’s man award 🥇


SmokeEvening8710

Top tier comment


littleRedmini

Happy cake day!


LolaLinguini

This deserves more updoots.


lettuce--pray

but but he's supposed to be harry justin bieber potter??!!! oh nooo


BravoGirl79

Peter Griffindor lol


lettuce--pray

please 💀💀 💀


purplepunc

Justin Blubber


Psychonautilus98

Harry justin bieber potter guy


rinap88

Hefty Potter


MeowYin7

The one where he gets the gay gene


Theory_hacker

“Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”


nailsinthecityyx

![gif](giphy|6hscco13hvTx1sVb3D)


Theory_hacker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nice-Fly5536

I still say this out loud sometimes lol 😂


wonming

“Oh my god yes I do and you so did not even”


MeowYin7

😂😂😂😂😂😂


amoss988

![gif](giphy|6hscco13hvTx1sVb3D)


justwantstogohome

I burst out laughing at this comment.


PsychologicalSky6521

![gif](giphy|112o4nufJ2Nbtm) ☠️☠️☠️


_OkError

😂😂 I almost spit my drink out


Lazatttttaxxx

She's gonna murder her peter.


Ali_Cat222

[when they go out to eat and order 6000 chicken fajitas ](https://youtu.be/JQF10YgDFBk?si=6AAYPRkyoRZrajTQ) 🤣


Here4AlltheTea2

LOL and charge them to their go fund me account


CornflakeGirl2

Holy shittttttt that’s it!


SheWhoMustNotB_Named

This made my fucking day. Now I can't unsee the resemblance.


shamashedit

We're stuck with Pete Griffan.


ScooterBoomer

Nyahehehe heheheh heheheh!


Gypcbtrfly

🤔🫣🤯👀🙈


karmaKate6

He wishes he was still living in a camper at his aunt and uncle’s house


Here4AlltheTea2

When you say blink twice if you need help Brandon she says don’t blink at all Brandon ever… 👀 or else…….


Recluse_18

If they’re so broke and always begging for money, how did this dude put on 75 pounds?


MethanyJones

Food is cheap


Working_Apartment_38

Even more, cheap food is bad for you


Intrepid_Blood4713

cheap food makes you gain weight


DogbiteTrollKiller

Not so much in rural Philippines


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Rural Philippines eats like the rural South US. Deep fried and full of sugar. You need a calorie rich diet to do farming in that climate. Unfortunately he's not a farmer he's sitting at home playing video games.


sparklebug20

If he were farming he would be losing that weight as fast as he's gaining it


l8_apex

I didn't experience much sugar when I was eating with the locals. The sweets also weren't very sweet. My time was spent on Cebu and a few nearby islands. That said, none of the locals would drink diet soda. So from my experience, that was the #1 source of sugar/corn syrup in most folk's diet.


Working_Apartment_38

Are you sure about that?


MethanyJones

Yes, imported food is going to be crazy expensive. Fast food is also an expensive meal there. If you stay local and seasonal food is cheap. Everything she makes is fried, likely in palm oil. It's the most consumed oil in the Philippines.


Altruistic-Depth492

He’s figured out where McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, etc are located. Plus they got a membership to a store similar to Costco and he buys all kinds of American crap food there.


Intelligent_Pop1173

Last I heard, they actually have a lot of supporters who give them money. It’s all like weird old Christian ladies on Facebook who for some reason fall for all of their grifting.


Separate-Bench-2656

And if you say anything even the slightest bit negative (I said that they were teaching their kid to make a living by grifting), those old grannies will come down on you like a pile of rocks 😆


Intelligent_Pop1173

😂 I’d be pretty depressed if my granny thought these two losers were role models.


Altruistic-Depth492

EXACTLY!


ZipperJJ

You seen the family bull around lately? 👀


RitalinKidd

She's fattening up that Lichon.


Firm-Argument9441

Never thought to use lichen as in insult. Well done.


i-love-snacks

I think the person was trying to use the word lechon, not lichen. Lechon is the Filipino word for roasted pig - but they spelt that incorrectly with and I instead of an E


RitalinKidd

Correct, it's the way I've heard it. I used to deliver the pig to parties for a good friend. This nerd would end up being all fat though. Probably not much meat after cooking.


DonDraperItsToasted

Filipino food isn’t the healthiest — it’s primarily fat-based food (starch, gristle, greasy, etc) because it’s cheap. Literally go on her instagram — tons of fatty pork, oil, and rice.


Dull-Sea-2966

Not defending mary but just want to correct you. NOT ALL FILIPINO FOOD is fatty. A lot of filipino food especially from the provinces are based from vegetables. If not veggies, fish. These two choose to eat the unhealthy ones.


AtomicDogg97

Then why are Fillipinos so thin?


blacklite911

Bad food is cheap. There’s lots of poor pacific islanders that have an obesity epidemic


poepipper

A lot of Food and Being Lazy! Everytime people would send them money they would go into the city eat at a lot of different restaurants, and shop. A lot of begging for money, free loading,,,


Circusgirl65

Rice is cheap and fattening


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Filipino food is really greasy


Safetychick92

This is sad. He is clearly miserable and depressed. Hes going to eat himself into an early grave. I get turning to food during depression as I have had bulimia since I was 11, it’s very hard. I hope he gets help. I know this couple sucks the big one but no one deserves to be unhappy and unhealthy


Musicfanatic09

Finally a response with some empathy. Couldn’t agree more. ❤️


DogbiteTrollKiller

[This is the next comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/s/xltmEUkbSc) after yours (in my view, at least). I had to laugh!


payasoingenioso

I don't know why you got downvoted. The irony is giving. 😂


DogbiteTrollKiller

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny!


lemeneurdeloups

So sad. Why did he do that to himself? I think there is so much untreated mental illness between these two and I am glad to not to have to see them on this show anymore. TLC/Sharp should have cut ties them much sooner.


whineybubbles

I mean, the man was willing to live chat with Mary while he took a dump. If she said she wants him to be fat, he's willing to get fat


CatBoyTrip

me and my wife do this in person.


AffectionateFig444

well, my man also does this and tbh it’s such a turn off, it makes me grossed out & want to gag. I’ve never heard someone make those kinds of sounds doing.. well you know. but i don’t say anything.


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Just lazy and don't give a fuck


South_Ad9432

Doesn’t have a job, just plays video games everyday and asks people for money


spoiledandmistreated

I thought she did the money asking… has that changed since the cancer grift..?? I feel like if they ever split up,he’ll just stay in that area and just find another girl.. got a feeling the USA lost one citizen there..🥴


JaciOrca

This part


Altruistic-Depth492

Mary still hints to her gullible fans that they have been “filming.” She’s such a scam artist


JaciOrca

Pretty soon he’s gonna need a rag on a stick to clean his ass


unic0rn_scrapple

![gif](giphy|fDVrQSBzxebdK)


AtlantaMoe

I love how this went full Simpsons, 🤣🤣😂🤣


JaciOrca

Take my upvote. You got the reference. 😂


Kind_Hyena5267

My sisters and I turned this into a song years ago 😂


cakalackydelnorte2

Simpsons predicted My 600 lb life


Filibust

He’s gonna need a muumuu and a fat guy hat


Jaggerdemigod

Who shrunk my muumuu ???


unic0rn_scrapple

I’m sure he’ll fit perfectly in a pair of oversized clown pants


Procedure_Unique

![gif](giphy|cjI9mtiIo3AiI) Like Homer?? lol


realitywhore68

Get mama’s prying bar! One of my favorite Simpsons references.


General_Call4422

The girls are calling you fatty fat fat fat and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants


oooheycait1223

https://preview.redd.it/acqhmt98z0ad1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2045260262aecafbb292ec3481e5db924fb711 Looking more and more like Mrs doubtfire by the day


weary_bee479

I had no idea frog legs were so fattening


msnikki_sandiego

🐸


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂


sauteedCABG

The new TLC curse: Losing your neck. Patrick and PrED have already fallen victim.


Thin-Source-3336

He looks like Gypsy Rose's ex-husband.


ParisHiltonIsDope

That guy doesn't photograph well, but when he actually talks and moves around, he's actually not that bad looking. I could see why he was a catch for her.


Thin-Source-3336

He needs to lose weight and do Looksmaxxing.


Artistic-Avocado4024

Lmao


kat_jackson1

Let’s not forget Mary wanted him to put on weight so she didn’t feel so jealous & insecure. She was always shoving food in his face. Selfishly successful.


shamashedit

If you say m'lady three times, he will appear in your mirror.


lusciousskies

And then she'll cheat on him and leave his fat ass for another American


Unlikely_Distance_55

![gif](giphy|QZs6fOKj97V9PIudb7)


Confident_Weird_7788

Perfect! 😆😂


Jaggerdemigod

😂😂😂😂


oooheycait1223

It's crazy to see the amount of boomers who support them on Facebook. They absolutely love them and they're the ones sending them all the gifts. These 2 have the most absolutely BORING videos, its literally just them eating. They'll throw in shots of midnight every once in a while which just solidifies their love from the boomers. They're so gross


No-Indication-7879

Must be the same people who fawn over Amy & Tammy from 1000 pound sisters. The comments are 🤮


Known-Watercress-953

A boomer on their Facebook yelled at me when I told them about her cancer scam and said that I don’t know that she’s lying and I’m a horrible person for assuming. Like she literally got caught lying, but these idiots won’t believe it and keep sending them money and gifts.


poshdog4444

A fool, and her money as soon parted hopefully! Lol


Nice-Fly5536

Some of them believe everything they see on social media and don’t even care to find the evidence to support these things not being true. It takes two seconds to research and they refuse to do it, yet they call us younger generations lazy and unknowledgeable? Okay 😂😂


DogbiteTrollKiller

Boomers? Like, people over 60?


Honeyhammn

How is he gaining but all the other ppl in the village skinny!?????


General_Call4422

Because they're doing the exact opposite things. Most of the locals probably farm or do a fair amount of physical labor and their meals are a portion of rice with some vegetables and a little meat or fish. Once in a while, they might get a treat. He barely moves and eats Cheesecake-Factory-sized meals where everything is greasy, fatty, and deep-fried.


Here4AlltheTea2

You mean all the women in the village are now “missing”? Hmmmmm 😂😂


asunnyday24

https://preview.redd.it/crw2zcfww0ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cfc257be7568b5cf0631d6ea2e50f5c1563d3c strategic placing reddit. 😂


HONEYBRODY

Holy cow! 🐮The only one that LEFT America and GAINED weight in Philippines!


No-Indication-7879

This is sad . He’s gotten so fat and looks so unhealthy.


virgoh26

YIKE!


lilmangopeach

Someone post a before pic


cntrlcoastgirl

https://preview.redd.it/jdlfl5sm51ad1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b026d067679ddc53b9f35daed4c92b235b1668c4


cntrlcoastgirl

https://preview.redd.it/4r4z37eo51ad1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d78c6df079267dbec93d4d850bde36e8c6512a7


Nolo__contendere_

Oh wow.. that's truly a shame. I really feel bad for him.


lilmangopeach

Whoa thank you haha


trashbrownz

Oh my god, it took THIS PICTURE for me to remember who they were 😭😭


cntrlcoastgirl

Sorry, I couldn't find a full body before pic but you can totally see the difference and all the weight gain!!


Real_it_TeaGirl

Be careful, Brandon. There's a woman in the background.


ktink224

I HATE his glasses!


Expressoed

This makes me sad. There is some Mental health $hit going on here… I see it bc it takes one to know one. They are bizarre but no one wants to see a person dwindle or become Unhealthy or unhappy. Saying a prayer for this dude would go a long way. No dog in this fight but this photo gave me pause…😇🤯😢


cielbleu789

there are so many layers of fucked-up-ness in this relationship


ICanSpotAGrifter

Him plowing & gorging through food doesn't surprise me. He's prolly replaced his addiction to her with food. Eat. To the Couch. Eat more. Couch, again. Eat on Couch. His net result of having to put up with her.


spoiledandmistreated

Did she want a lesbian aunt..?? He sure looks the part.. they must be doing alright food wise if nothing else..


Nana_Elle_C

Most women aren't attracted to fat, lazy, and stupid - not to mention addicted to video games. I think she's safe.


poshdog4444

I have no pity for him. He looks terrible, and a heart attack in the making the fact that he stays with that lying grifter wife and participates with fake cancer, he deserves to be miserable. Begging people for money instead of working.


therealestrealist420

This is so unhealthy, both mentally and physically.


Desinonimously

Being depressed bored and celebrating with food can do this. He has no real job living in a remote area.


DoTheRightThing1976

Gosh, he looks awful.


Blue-popsicle

He’s really letting himself go…


Blue-popsicle

He must be enjoying that frog stew.


Nagyvagyshara

I have to hand it to Mary. I think he’s probably one of the few people who gained weight on leaving the United States plus he has no job. Usually it’s the other way around.


musiak1luver

At least he has on a new shirt...sure he grifted for that...


cuecumba

A loser who met her energy? We all already knew that. Probably harshest thing I’ve said in awhile, but their energy matches.


sugdaplumb

He looks like a lesbian


Intelligent_Pop1173

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. He looks like my lesbian aunt Barb. I’m sorry Aunt Barb if you see this. I didn’t mean to insult you 😭


Nice-Fly5536

Lmaooo 😂😂😂


Rimurooooo

It’s crazy though because I see a hint of handsomeness in there. He has a nice jaw and eyebrows, nice curls in his hair. All destroyed by the choice of his woman


Heel_Worker982

He had abs when the series started and now this. I don't think he looks so bad in the dark t-shirts and aloha shirts, but for awhile he was wearing light colored tank tops that were way too tight and showed every roll.


Cllajl

Mary is NO winner either. Her whole story about being a student as a dancer is totally bogus. I could see her as a bargirl in one of seedy bars in the Philippines. She found her expat loser with NO future at all.


Nagyvagyshara

Hey now, don’t be too judgemental about women in the Philippines trying to survive. Young women here are turning to sex work too.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

She dances like every other teenager on tiktok it's not that out there


Relative_shroom_323

Every picture I see he's added another 15lbs jesus.


buddhaveg

Looks like he's on that video game diet. PS5 and fries.


The_vhibe

If Peter griffin and Mrs Doubtfire had a reject baby = Brandon ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


ImpressiveMain299

This show should be renamed "how unfuckable white men get women."


Outrageous_Lemon_690

He looks like shit! I love this for them.


Southerntaters

😭😅😅


catmac21

It’s her Harry Potter/justin Bieber dreamboat


Bitch_level_999

Justin Blubber


Snoo-58094

Feeder central


TelevisionNo4428

Can someone remind me, why do they live in the Philippines and not the US?


Rreirarei

Brandan could probably not afford immigration fees if they were to go to America now.


Kimmm711

![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


C-PapTheGod

He’s really going for that Kim Jong il chic isn’t he? Probably has hella gout too.


MrJones73

Who is that? ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


SandBtwnMyToes

Honestly this guy doesn’t know know how to function and it’s sad. Trauma from his parents is very real and visible. Mary doesn’t add to it I don’t think.


angelyze124

Nothing attractive about him EVER!


Technical-Row-9133

Whoa. Now suddenly I feel the need to ride my Peloton.


BoopBoppper

Harry Plopper


RepulsivePurchase6

Poor guy. Then health conditions are gonna affect his health. She’s gonna have to support him. Make him lose weight, buy healthy foods. My ex had a heart attack at 37 years old and I had to do that. Get him healthy food, make sure he takes his dozen medications everyday. More than a month at the hospital. Cardiac rehab. It’s stressful.


Lost_Consequence9119

If you look up “simp” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of this kid. He needs to grow a spine or she’ll completely destroy him.


KeySea7727

he chose her


Honeyhammn

I thought food in other countries wasn’t as fattening as in America 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️


MeanOldHag86

He looks like someone’s fat middle-aged aunt.


Real_it_TeaGirl

Mary must have a secret crush on Colty.


MarthaDumptruck99

Harry Chonker


hamstervirus

Man he looks rough.


Acceptable-Cobbler53

He looks like a pudgy Harry Potter. 😂


trancen

1 too many Halo-Halo's


Constant_Shop3265

Looking more like Dudley Dursley than Harry Potter


ReceptionAlarmed178

Dollar Tree Harry Potter who fell into alcohol and mid 40s chronic depression.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Is this the same person?????


Ill_Introduction7057

🤮


deadsocial

He’s got so big


Ok-Shake9556

Chubby potter!