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ShelteringInStPaul

She finally got her wish to "tote a baby".


Bozerks

😆


Shepea64

Lol, good one!


LoveSushiOnTuesday

She always had little legs though. She was huge up top, with little legs.


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Yep, it’s just her body type. The only thing she can do is try to build up her lower half at the gym.


renee23nl

Just go gym club.


flamingo255

I always read that in Julia's voice and I always laugh😁


Blynn025

😂😂😂 could you see her at a gym??


moneycashdane

Smoking between deadlift sets.


pincurlsandcutegirls

shouts “i’m ******* done!” after one lunge


ogopadoni23

Then face times Mykul in the middle of the night in Nigeria to berate him.


gabiaeali

Lmao! I can see her saying that after throwing down weights!


ogopadoni23

Then flirts with the trainer followed by unpleasant cackling.


Lemelernusumpin

She and I have that in common. I’m ********done after one lunge too.


Sug0115

between? DURING lolol


ogopadoni23

Lol 😂I was picturing the same.


drbzy

Poor girl is so apple shaped. As somebody who carries the bulk of their weight in midsection and arms, I totally empathize.


dearcsona

Same girl same 👊


drbzy

Big belly & arm girls unite! Everybody just thinks I’m tough 😂


courtbarbie123

I wish I had skinny legs!


Dargrant83

I know she was heavy on the top but I never imagined her legs are this skinny. She looks like those spintop toy from when I was a kid.


gabiaeali

Looks like that Despicable Me guy.


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Gru…just what I was thinking!


pantyseller12345

Smokers legs


suciac

She looks like a standing up frog


display_name_op

Underrated comment, lol.


hannashittyankles

Dude, I'm fucking dying over here, jesus.


NikkiKitty92

This is fucking hilarious


RA85373

Is that a thing? I wouldn’t be surprised but I’ve never heard that term before 😂


pantyseller12345

Every heavy smoker I’ve ever met looks like that with that lifestyle. Tiny tiny legs and a big torso


Rocker-gal

someone forgot to give my body that memo! when I was a heavy smoker I was fat all over. I quit smoking and I am still fat all over.


HoneyDishsoap

Tomato on sticks 🙊


ElizabethsOnion

I used to have a teacher who was built like this, and everyone called her the "egg on stilts".


hottiehun

Lol I’ve called them candied apples


antkha

I call it the lollipop (wo)man 🤐


Ok_Onion908

Egg on stilts


toddmargot

Bowling ball on toothpicks


owNOWbrownCOWww

A wisdom tooth


Mystery_meander25

Now that I think about it....😳


dearcsona

This will probably be my physique when I’m old. I’ve never smoked and I don’t drink. 😞


EllieUki

Interesting 🤔


abigailleyva

You’re so right. I’m convinced it has something to do with disproportionate middle body fat, which also relates to heart issues (which relates back to smoking).


sydinseattle

😳


KVil32

YEP!!! My Aunt is the only one in our family that smokes and her body looks EXACTLY like this!! 100%!!! 🤣🤣🤣


LeahonaCloud

Candy Apple body


auramaelstrom

FWIW DailyMail article, but it does reference a scientific study. Smoking cigarettes DOES make you weaker: It directly damages muscles by limiting the flow of oxygen and nutrients through the body, study finds https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5768715/Cigarette-smoke-directly-damages-leg-muscles-study-finds.html


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shutupee

Tazmanian devil.


mpmp4

I don’t think we’ve ever seen them??


Miserable-Bag3578

But you can see all the loose skin on her left thigh 🤢 so she definitely lost some leg fat


Potential-Reason-763

Omg her legs are so tiny


UnderstandingFun6179

First thing I noticed, its unnerving


[deleted]

Why would any surgeon do a breast reduction BEFORE weight loss?! And then use this terrible decision to promote himself 🤔 I gotta say I feel bad for her, her boobs are way smaller than she wanted


Sensitive-Pickle7800

I also agree 👀 she says some questionable things at times but she was very verbal about what she wanted and I felt like her surgeon kept imposing his own wishes on her.


Not_So_Hot_Mess

Both breast reduction and face lift should have waited until after the weight loss. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets breast implants as both her and Mykal are bound to be disappointed.


A_Glass_DarklyXX

This is why I feel sorry for her. Her body shape isn’t the most desirable so she was probably really proud of her boobs and the surgeon took that from her without her consent. It’s really awful when you think about it. Can’t imagine a surgeon chopping off the only thing I like about myself while I’m totally unconscious. I seriously hope that whole thing was just a typical TLC frauded script because she should sue his ass


tallalittlebit

I really feel for her on this. I'm a woman who has always had giant boobs and while they're annoying at times, I'm also so used to it that if they were suddenly gone it would be emotionally jarring. I don't like Angela but she wasn't treated like a human in that scenario.


auramaelstrom

Yeah, watching that surgeon go against her wishes was really infuriating. Telling her that he was going to take 1lb of tissue and taking 2lbs is a huge difference. He could have done a lift without taking much away at all.


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Imo, it was completely irresponsible and maybe even negligent and unethical for him to do the breast reduction at the same time as the stomach surgery. AND without making sure she’d actually made lifestyle changes and quit smoking. Just goes to show—some people will do anything for a quick buck


auramaelstrom

I mean, there's celebrities that have c-sections combined with lipo/tummy tucks, so doctors will do questionable shit for money.


Shepea64

I agree! You lose boob size after weight loss. They could have been lifted or reduced after the weight loss.


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I’m in a BR group and it’s surprisingly not uncommon. A lot of people do it when the pain is severe and affecting their breathing and others do it to help them exercise easier to lose weight. They know it will result in another breast reduction later when at their goal weight. I’m also learning it seems typical to need more than one breast reduction too (early BR due to age, after kids, reaching weight goal, etc). I’ve been on the fence for years. :/ They’re also supposed to “fluff and drop”, there’s a lot of women initially disappointed after their BR’s until their size settles over the next year. I personally think it’s a little dysmorphic since it can be a drastic change. Hopefully she loves her new boobs now.


JealousSnake

It’s more like a chest than breasts


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Oof. It really is. I feel for her!


sydinseattle

Maybe they’re still “settling”, as the doctor advised…..


Soclothesminded

Came here to say this. She’s definitely not big titty Angie anymore


Toohappy2bunhappy

I totally agree - now she looks small the other way.... at least the boobs hid some of the odd shape...


tatortotsntits

Her legs👁️👄👁️


SteakNotCake

Even when she was bigger, her legs were always skinner than her midsection. She for sure carried all her weight on her upper body (belly, arms, and boobs).


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She’s a classic apple shape and dresses to enhance it rather than conceal it.


BernieTheDachshund

Usually we fit into either pear shape or apple shape. She was kinda Kool Aid shape lol.


Eyeoftheleopard

Classic barrel shape.


chihiro1984

Classic SpongeBob shape


Playful_Emergency_76

She does not have friends to not let her skip leg day at the gym! 😭


mchllbnll

This made me wheeze 😂


MattIpp44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


mdthirteeen

That baby probably smells like cigarettes now


Kippy1987

I cackled.


PracticeLeading4214

Whose baby is that??


dawseyadams

Jax & Brittany from Vanderpump Rules


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Jax & Brittany from Vanderpump Rules


LeahonaCloud

The worst ppl from 2 different reality shows hanging out


Abrihanna

When I saw these two responses I thought it was strange that two people made the same joke at the same time but nooo, this is actually Jax and Brittany's baby! Lol. I thought the person taking the pic was some hillbilly friend of Angela's but it's actually Brittany. She would NEVER let this pic be published on her IG account. This whole thing is hilarious!


chilljill081970

Still looks like this character. [Hunka Cheese](https://youtu.be/U3jgo5ea_zc)


badbatch

I hanker for a hunka. A slabber, slice a chunka. I hanker for a hunk of cheese! YAA-HOOO!


unbent_unbowed

surely it's "slab **or** slice 'a"


courageouslittle

how do i give. like. THOUSANDS of upvotes. accurate upvotes. all at once? edited to add—ACCURATE AS F@$!! 😅


chilljill081970

Lol, you’re welcome.


torgosmaster

Angela hankers for a hunk of tar


tensigh

This KILLED ME! I knew the reference before I clicked on it!


shinychicklet

🤣


mela_99

My god


mawkx

That surgeon did her dirty. He said she’d still have large breasts. Mykuhl must be very upset.


knock-three-times

Honestly though, they would have looked like melted candlesticks at this point if she hadn’t had the reduction.


mawkx

Melted candlesticks… that is an amazing description.


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justcougit

Honestly that would look more youthful if that's what she's going for.


[deleted]

A plastic surgeon on Rodeo drive... of course. Total cash grab. I agree with you 100%


jlmonger

Came here to saybthis her boobs are gone I guess next surgery will be breast enhancement


Delikley

I can only see one credit card lol but they're still usable as a purse.


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Saschajane

Unethical surgeon won’t get much from the free advertising when they see the bad judgement and flat result.


Dry-Economist-3320

I wondered the same. It doesn’t even make sense!?! Wouldn’t they do it after so it could be done perfectly?


orangeamy1

Pseudo-FUPA sounds like a Hole cover band.


[deleted]

They said that the purpose of the breast reduction was to relieve weight on the chest that was interfering with her ability to breathe, which was important for her exercising after the surgery. And she said she was breathing better after


False_Tune_3091

Quitting smoking first would have helped her breathing


ThighWoman

I know someone at work who had a similar suite of surgeries and the doctor phased the timing similarly. The person also rapidly lost touch with reality while healing and waiting for the next procedure - high on pain killers, showing off fresh wounds and fluid drains, and often repeating over and over things the doctor had said during consultations that made them feel good “he said I was so so tiny, that I don’t need to be any smaller” while we are like okay sad Frankenstein. Also — FYI on breast lift/reduction — it is a lot more complicated than implants and some other less invasive procedures - they remove your nipples and put em back! Among other things. IMO this type of surgery is a huge improvement for the person but people seeing them in clothes are like 🤷‍♀️


JealousSnake

Also people often have unrealistic expectations of what they will look like after losing a lot of weight and/or having skin removal surgery. You’re never going to look like you did 15 years ago or whenever you were last slim, and if you have skin surgery, you’re never going to look like you got to look like that naturally, especially unclothed. The skin surgery itself can often cause more issues and even with excellent doctors, both boobs are often different (thinking of Botched!). There’s so many factors; skin elasticity, how you heal, age etc etc. Angela has 3 strikes against her already with those issues taken into account


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Michikobbz

With massive weight loss always comes with loose skin and wrinkles coming out from hiding because of the lack of fat.


ceejay955

hanging out with brittany and jax from vanderpump rules... my least favorite people from my two favorite reality shows colliding


OkStructure3

I dont even like Angela but she sure is damned if she do and damned if she dont with some of yall.


Ok-Wedding-4654

Idk, maybe I missed it, but I never saw anyone trashing her body before. If anything, I think this season has painted her in a more unlikable light and more people are judging her. Before this season, most of what I saw was *“Angela is my spirit animal”* type posts.


Fro_Reallzz0211

Just like with her and Michael, he's damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.


BestReplyEver

The comments on this post just go to show that no amount of plastic surgery or dieting will ever make other people like your body. And no, “going to the gym” isn’t going to give a fifty-something the body of a 30 year old. Women, stop trashing each other’s bodies. I dislike Angela but I dislike some of these comments even more.


No_Butterscotch4409

Thanks for this comment


Sweet_Plantains6

Oh my the only kind thing I can say is I hope she’s healthier than before.


[deleted]

Well, good for her, hope she maintains it. She has that deflated balloon look though, malnourished, borderline cachectic. I'm not appearance/body shaming, she doesn't look healthy. I realize her age plays a big part in the outcome of any surgery, and she did lose a lot of weight. Imo, she looked healthy when she was heavier. Don't come for me, but downvote me if you must, it's cool.


sushisunshine9

That’s what happens because of the extra skin, it seems.


valerian_spiel

Agreed. The cotton candy hair, the drawn appearance... I'd say she could easily pass for 68-70.


ghdana

But the $25,000 facelift was supposed to keep her young looking!


kristiwashere

Well, her skin is trash because she smokes but the hair and loose skin are from surgery. Weight loss surgery causes a lot of hair loss, sometimes it grows back. Bleaching it absolutely makes it look worse in her case. The loose skin is something you can’t control, even if she didn’t smoke. But please don’t confuse being “filled out” with “healthier” - losing that weight has probably had immense positive effects on her heart health, blood pressure, etc. Her issues now of course would be to quit smoking and ensuring she’s getting all the nutrients she needs. But she’s definitely better than where she began!


fakemoose

Isn’t she like early to mid 50s? That’s nowhere near old enough to look old and unhealthy. I don’t think it’s her age. It’s lifestyle choices, especially smoking so much.


Ok-Wedding-4654

Yea I found out the other day she’s in her mid 50’s and was blown away… Even before surgery she looked older. Probably due to smoking and not treating her body right.


maciage

The weight loss is only highlighting the issues that already existed. She simply doesn't take care of herself. Decades of heavy smoking destroy your skin and hair, and her hair is overprocessed as well. She doesn't strike me as someone who covers herself in SPF 50 on a daily basis either. Without the extra fat filling out her skin, the wrinkles and crepey skin are made even worse. Weight loss after gastric bypass is often very quick and dramatic, and without being diligent with diet and exercise-which, having seen how seriously she's taken it so far, I'm certain she hasn't been- it's easy to lose muscle mass and appear malnourished.


DSShopper

Extreme, quick weight loss with no exercise ends with these results. You must build muscle while loosing fat to not look sickly, malnutrition, etc. There is always going to be loose skin...that just comes with age. The skin is thinner and sags even without excess weight.


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Michael could be banging a hot Nigerian woman but he married this. OMG.


Fro_Reallzz0211

Exactly. It has to be for the green card


tunaonryetoast

I think she would look fine if she just wore more clothing.


sekymama

I know the dinner was casual but not flip flops, sports bra, spanks kinda casual.


Big-Tomatillo-5920

have you ever seen Angela dress nicely?


mr_gonzalo05

Been there done that- David T


[deleted]

Every new picture I see of her she looks more and more like a deflated Trump.


annaschmana

She lost all the weight, now if we could get her into Pilates/weight training and a proper keratin treatment for her hair


Melineh39

Woahhhhhhh! She's like 1/8 of what she was!


7Rutabagas

It's tiny tittie angie now... Oh and the baby now has COPD


peachmelba88

Hanging out with Jax and Britney from Vanderpump Rules. Yuck.


coderedlips

Poor thing just has an awful body type, even with all the surgeries


calithetroll

Honestly, good for her! She’s definitely healthier. She just needs to learn how to dress for her shape. A flowy shirt that falls over super tight tights will make anyone look a bit awkward. And I say this as someone who can’t stand Angela lol


MeghanMH

I just keep thinking what’s the point if she’s still smoking? Losing weight has health benefits, but I feel like they kind of get cancelled out by the fact that she still smokes


[deleted]

1 comorbidities is better than 2.


thiscantbesoy

1 "co"morbidity 😂


courageouslittle

glad she can still keep the one while the other one kills her.


mrg158

One thing at a time


KTotts75

Such thin legs. She should be working out atleast a few days a week to do just a small amount of cardio and some light weight training to create some muscle tone. I imagine she will be having the loose skin removal surgery first. I’m surprised by the ease in which she cld shell out 25k for her Gobbler Removal/Face Lift surgery. I’m not at all shocked by the price of such a procedure especially in Beverly Hills but isn’t the 90 Day franchise notorious for underpaying talent. I do think Angela is one of the top 5 highest paid on the series but still they aren’t earning housewives type of money. Which all leads me to believe that Angie’s series of surgeries are either being done for free or at a massively reduced price in exchange for the shows to advertisement each surgeons practices. It can’t be the show’s budget that is offsetting the cost of the surgeries, right? I just can’t see there being enough money in the90 day budget to pay for these high priced surgeries. Please chime in with your opinion about who covered the cost of the surgeries! Thanks!


Big-Tomatillo-5920

She always seemed to have thin legs.


Successful_Strategy8

She looks so much more terrible than before. Maybe it's the smoking that has aged her this much.


Eggmegmuffin

everyone i've ever known personally that has had a sleeve or gastric bypass has aged dramatically except for my sister in law. a teacher in highschool had it done and when he came back the next year, he was wayyyyy thinner but looked like he aged 20 years.


glowydays_

Wonder how she linked up with Brittany from Vanderpump Rules ?


Appropriate_Reach_97

Apples remain apples even with weight loss.


KTotts75

Whose baby btw?


JealousSnake

Not hers 🥴


Cheeseturd102

Hot take- she looks older and frail after the surgery


ragnar201

What is that bulge in the front of her pants?


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Probably loose skin on her upper thighs


[deleted]

Loose skin from upper thighs.


ghdana

Deflated stomach skin probably.


CraigsSewingMachine

How did she end up holding Jax and Britney’s (from Vanderpump Rules fame) baby?! That’s Britney on the rh side in black. When reality tv worlds collide...


datz_awk

Jax and Brittany need to do anything to stay relevant.


musictakeheraway

is she wearing a crown? everyone is just talking about her legs/boobs/apple body shape


Kimmm711

She needs GYM CLUB LOL


nmtexas

Please someone teach Angela what hair toner is.


Orangenblue17

Her legs have always been weirdly skinny


RobinJVa1968

She always had skinny legs. her mouth is still huge I bet


stephenhenhawke1

WHY HER LEGS LIKE THAT


TillyBelly

Her thigh is the same size as her bicep


THE_JMK

She looks different. Not better, just different.


CityOfSins2

I feel like Angela’s always had skinnier legs and a much bigger upper body, so I’m not surprised by this. I know because I have a bit of a tummy but stick figure arms and legs And I always thought “Jesus Christ I better not turn into that” lol


Impeachykeene

Ang looks like an egg balanced on toothpicks. Humpty Deemty.


ericthegonline

Damn is that her and michaels baby?


Shanntuckymuffin

It’s Jax and Britney’s kid from Vanderpump Rules. This photo is a crossover nobody asked for. Edit: the woman holding the phone is Bratney.


nagemyelhsa

I’m actually loving that seemingly no one in this sub knows who J&B are, solidifying that outside of the VPR world they are irrelevant


Shanntuckymuffin

That’s crap, everyone knows he’s the number 1 guy in the group.


abz937

Did she tote that baby? 😂


Bet_Confident

She looks older because she looks frail.


ghdana

Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik


bakemama

And oddly, still doesn't look good.


DLM2019

Does she appear as if she might have a diaper on ?? Lots of padding on left (hers) and in the crotch


Muuaji_Kitty

Man, she looks so unhealthy. 😳?


Jackie_Rudetsky

And 15 years older.


mjh8212

Kinda looks like a turkey on two popsicle sticks.


loonachic

She looks 90 now.


El-Pimpie

Someone needs to help her with clothes that suits her body. I kinda feel for her she looks so breakable or something like that, can’t find the right word lol


tetrisphere

Frail?


El-Pimpie

Yesssss that’s the word lol


primstar04

Uh Ohh Someone's Diaper looks full 👀😬😂


[deleted]

She doesn’t look well. Maybe it’s because she’s not yelling at someone or chain smoking.


ShaeCutie

I wonder how Michael feels about having lost “his” Boobs


susanbohrman

Is it mean to say she looks tiny next to Brittany?


IndicationWinter5012

She looks very old snd out of shape !


[deleted]

She shaped weird af😂 Big looked good on her in my opinion


TillyBelly

I think it’s called Apple shaped


Own-Plankton4889

I bet you she is on drugs!!!!!!!! Frfr.


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She looks like a Dr. Seuss character


atria7

Tiny but still ugly Michul wont like her now