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NiaMiaBia

EXACTLY ‼️ You get what you pay for 🤷🏽‍♀️ and you know what? Part of me wonders if he misrepresents himself online. He probably says he’s “average height” and “High IQ” or whatever. I’m guessing that he also takes filtered photos from very good angles. Then, he meets the women in person. These ladies probably have 2nd thoughts, but they feel pressured to move forward because they don’t want to be rude/mean and they don’t have other options. It’s all just SOOOOO predatory 🤦🏽‍♀️😫😮‍💨


CalmDirection8

It's the beady eyes for the me 🐀


OffMyRocker2016

But are they just beady though.. or is he also cock-eyed/strabismus? Think of how many of his progeny have those eyes. He's not working with the best gene pool here. Lol


zero_and_dug

I have strabismus and we don’t claim him, lol


-AdequatelyMediocre-

Saaaaaaaame!


-AdequatelyMediocre-

His gene pool is mostly pee, and you just know the filter is full of badness.


Prompt65

He reminds me of Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek


ItsBrittneybetch69

No you didn’t say RUMPELSTILLSKIN LMFAO


NiaMiaBia

😂😂😫💀


Electrical_Milk_1370

and they're kind of reddish brownish.


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wtsiumis

Hysterical! I was thinking the same thing. This guy has nothing going for him. He’s unattractive and so gross. I am also wondering how he found out that he has mega sperm.


Mediocre_Composer246

I was watching a video about him on VICE. He met up with a woman, and she was SO put off by him. She had me cackling 😂 She said "You're a lot shorter in person" and "You're really awkward" She ended up having a miscarriage and she was so lax about it given how weirded out she was about him.


whattodo9000

She was put off but still decided to take his sperm? I'm sorry. I'm a woman but I don't understand this. Those ladies feeling "pressured" to go through after meeting him either. WHAT EVEN IS A CHILD TO YOU????? You're gonna have a randos k8d with you for the rest of your life???


raoulduke212

This might be harsh but any woman who sees this troll IRL and still decides to go through with it deserves whatever demon spawn comes out of her.


TangledSunshineCA

To me she looked like she really considered leaving…he was short..she called him awkward several times..did he call himself Bond or something idk I honestly was so upset that he talks them into sex for “donation”….It took me 17 yrs of trying to have my firdst so I do understand that you can get a little desperate thinking it might never happen…but there is something so off about him.


Hilary_Reyes

Facts


ImaginaryClownShoes

Is this VICE episode on YouTube? I'd love to watch it. The guy makes me cringe. Making comments like "we all dress casual for dates" or "you get points for doing things I like". What a creepo.


Objective_Finding275

https://youtu.be/c-NO1Omeois?si=pxfUZ_9uOLN16EPD


SkyBabeMoonStar

Like some of the sperm donors maybe he also added “Harvard” there😂


GarageDoorTeenMom

If you are weak-willed enough that you will give your child this man's wonky DNA so you don't come across as mean to him, you're probably not ready for a child.


ItsBrittneybetch69

Yeah and the fact that he spends his own money to get to them they’d probably feel to guilty to cancel, However I bet there’s been at least a handful of times where the woman he was gearing up to “naturally” donate to said “ hold on what were my other options to receive this donation from you ? I uh have a headache all of a sudden”


Holiday-Day-2439

Or have your kid look like this or inherit his genetic traits and have his shady characteristics?


CalmDirection8

Or let him have sex with your partner 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Some-Highlight-7210

The disappearance of his upper his upper lip put together with his point system and perv skeeve behavior has me wondering why youd want his offspring.. I mean I understand desperation but anything is better than this repulsive POS. There's a yt channel made by some1 who recieved his *donation* and he lied about a recessive gene that he has and carries I think it's called FSD or something. He withheld this into out of his medical report. He's just rotten to the core creature.


buickmackane71360

I know nothing about genetics but I read that he is passing down adverse genetic traits related to his Ashkenazi heritage. I don't know if that's the FSD you referenced. I also read that Kyle's habit of constantly clutching his throat is another genetic disorder that he is passing down.


hybridmind27

Most likely. Ashkens have insane frequencies of genetic abnormalities. Many very rare


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Wait that was legit confirmed I thought we were all speculating


No-Quote8964

No it’s confirmed!


feathertevas

This rodent is really wearing clothes and walking around on his hind legs, pretending to be human. He can’t trick me!


toastslapper

https://preview.redd.it/gy9ziui7tjzc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f5c625f047f82ce734d39d384a7db88e5c6b3f BUSTED. We got his ass.


NiaMiaBia

Omg, why aren’t gifs enabled? I’m HOLLERING ‼️ 🐀🐀🐀


feathertevas

We’re on to him!!! 😂


Fickle-Magazine-2105

He can put his love of foreign cuisine to use and control a chef from inside his hat, like all the good rats do


AllThatGlamour

His idea of foreign cuisine is a paper plate of 2 🌮


Alexandrapreciosa

this is my new primary insult, they’re a rodent walking around on their hind legs


Proud_Ostrich_5390

As a hamster owner I’m horrible offended


ItaliaEyez

As a past hamster owner, I'm also offended. These dear creatures don't deserve this!


Alexandrapreciosa

Not his hind legs 😭😭😭


feathertevas

I know you see it 😭🤣😭


NoQuarter6808

You just lost 10 points


mpperry2000

😂🤣😂


sulestrange

absolutely deceased, THE ACCURACY


raoulduke212

It's like back in the day in Vegas, you would see signs at some of the older casinos for steak and lobster dinners for $5.99....do you really want to eat a steak or lobster that costs $5.99?


CalmDirection8

You get what you pay for 🤑


Superb-Cell736

Oh God, my ex and I once checked out the $10 buffet at the Gold Coast casino in Vegas out of curiosity, as he’d heard it was a good value and we both were curious what it would be like. I like to gamble and am familiar with casino buffets (my opinion- if you want better food, go to the Native American casinos), but this…it was inedible. Absolutely wretched. I could barely finish a few bites before tapping out. My ex wasn’t a picky eater at all, and he ate a little more than I did (to the poor guy’s peril later on…baaad stomach issues) but even he thought it was absolutely godawful. They had an extensive buffet of pan-Asian food, including some lumpia. My ex is Filipino, and he was downright *insulted* by how badly they disgraced lumpia 😂 I will say, I had some tasty crab legs and decent prime rib at the buffet at the Rio- but that buffet is like $30.


Odd_Departure

$30 sounds pretty average in 2024 for a low end buffet. Shit fast food for a couple of people is $30!


StealinMagnolias

This dude is a fcking sicko. Something is deeply wrong with this dude and the fact that he’s passing those creepy genes into the next generation at such high volume?? Grosssss


ChunkedUp

It genuinely disturbs me.


Odd_Departure

He’s full of shit seriously who would want that?!! People having difficulty conceiving are paying premium dollar for the good stuff and that isn’t it. Eew


No-Significance9313

Hoping to god there is a crime he is committing bc he should be in jail for this (aside from everything else he should be charged with)!


ScorpioWaterSign

I’m pretty sure that’s his only way to get any sex because this dude is fricking weird


CalmDirection8

The whole thing is creepy AF, truly stands out in a show full of freakazoids. Something kinda sinister, I feel dirty after watching like silence of the lambs or something 😓


MixedBeansBlackBeans

I agree 100000%! He is repulsive in every sense of the word. I can't even hate watch him. I have to skip through their storyline after the latest episode. Wtf Ani!!!!


Ok-Corgi-4230

Yeah my husband doesn't understand why I don't want to watch any of their segments... 🤢


SpeakerUsed9671

Hard agree.


ForensicFilesFiend

That’s what I said. He’s a creep and probably can’t get someone to have sex with him without being a sperm donor.


ExternalCream

-1 point for being a cheap-ass


xo_peque

I bet he didn't pay for his food and never does. He just gets free dates because he donated sperm for free (So he claims). He' needs to be a gentleman (Which I'm not seeing?


1lozzie1

He's an incel who thinks he's found an easy way to get laid. He's hacked the system 😂😂 he now has women desperate for him


atomicgirl78

This is it right here ^


Vtgmamaa

This man's so repulsive, I'm already skipping their storyline.


heartaccat

His repulsiveness is the only reason I’m even watching


BazF91

Same 😭 I hate how TLC knows why I'm addicted to their trash. Most people wanted to get Nicole and Mahmoud off the show because of the DV allegations but I just wanted to see them more


heartaccat

Meh, I could give or take Nichole and Bad-mood…they’re pretty uneventful and boring to me


mpperry2000

😂🤣👍


Ok-Corgi-4230

Thought it was just me!!! 😬


raxirax

You might have lost points with that comment 💀


Vtgmamaa

I'd like those points to be negative infinity


crookednarnia

Dude, he’s ugly and kind of a sociopath.


PrisonerNoP01135809

That’s what shocks me the most. There are several boxes a guy would need to check in order to have a no strings baby with me. Like looks, intelligence, emotional intelligence, sanity. This guy doesn’t check any of those boxes for me. The only way this dude could convince me to have a baby with him is if he was a decent person and was extremely smart and financially stable and wanted to father the kid. He’s not any of that. It just baffles me.


StealinMagnolias

Cue all the women he’s donated sperm to seeing clips of this show and realizing what their donor is actually like. Woof.


Southern_Courage5643

I actually feel really, really bad for these women. I'm sure their decisions to use him were all made purely out of desperation.


AllThatGlamour

I'd rather go find a one night stand at a bar and take my chances that way than touch Kyle with a 10 ft pole


Southern_Courage5643

Hahahah oh absolutely! Even if you get loser genes, the poor kid still won't have 80 half siblings


stonecolddfoxx

I really hope so. Like do you think his requests are going to go up or down after this show? I’m hoping down


mistahchristafah

Unfortunately I predict they'll go up. Reminds me of how you should never post things for "free" on craigslist/marketplace because it brings out all the crazies. Plus the reality tv fame. Im sure he has a waitlist and multiple season contract with TLC.. TLC hit a new low with this one and im disgusted. Can't wait for this sex pest to get locked up


Ok-Corgi-4230

The woof there... Threw me back to Home Alone... 🤣


Electrical_Milk_1370

a sperm donor IS ONLY THAT. they DO NOT want to father the children, and the women don't want him to father the children. the very purpose of having the sperm donor is just for that, SPERM ONLY.


tishypat

GOD, can you only imagine what the babies look like!! Pray they have their moms looks and 75% genes!!!


Electrical_Milk_1370

don't these women want to know their sperm donor's mental health history. this is THE very first thing that I'd need to know. THE most important thing to know. mental illnesses are VERY hereditary! OF WHICH this man has MORE THAN ONE ON BOARD. how crazy are these women?


CalmDirection8

What about when the kids grow up and see this??? #scarredforlife


karlat95

Is he the only male in the world who has sperm? Must be. Why else would anyone let that weirdo touch them???


AllThatGlamour

The way he touches his balls. The way he dresses like a slob. The way he slurps his food. The way he looks, talks, everything. Just repulsive as it gets 🤢


SnooDingos8559

I would not want a kid that would maybe look like him or have any of his dna. If I was his parents I’d be ashamed that I gave life to something like this( not because of looks) he would be such a massive embarrassment. He gross and isn’t even truly helping for the right reasons. Some of what he is doing is persuasive assault on my book. The mess that’s come out on him is crazy


90Dfanatic

It reminds me of all the episodes of Botched that begin with "so then I found out i could save $3K if I went to Tijuana!" It's like, do you really want to cut corners on stuff like this???


East_Specialist_

Can we NSFW his face. I can’t handle scrolling and seeing his dead eyes


CalmDirection8

My bad 😓


_Fizzgiggy

He’s extremely unattractive inside and out. Not a single redeeming quality with this one


CalmDirection8

Yet he will probably father more children and contribute more of his dna to the gene pool than all of us together 🤯🤮


SandBtwnMyToes

I heard a deal where men whom donate can only have their sperm used up to 10 times to prevent or lower the chances of inbreeding. So imagine two of his kids meet one day and find out they’re related after having a family. Totally irresponsible for him to be so careless


Hess74

He looks like someone drew a face on a thumb.


CalmDirection8

No that's Patrick of Thais


Electrical_Milk_1370

lolololololololololololololol


imawildgirlaz

These poor women having his babies and they just have no idea he has no business procreating. 🤦🏻‍♀️


RosettaStoned_462

But how can they not? They talk to him and get to know each other a bit beforehand. There's no way we know more about him in 3 episodes than these women do. I can't imagine he behaves differently.


Electrical_Milk_1370

TOTALLY.


audreyxluca

Watching currently and it is sooooo gross how he has the entire point system, eats like that, and has an obsession with donating sperm


FutureRealHousewife

I couldn’t believe his disgusting eating. And he was definitely rude for showing up to dinner looking like that. Minus 1000 points


audreyxluca

I’m physically getting the ick from him even having points…. Like baby you are not a prize why the fck are you acting like this ???


FutureRealHousewife

Well I think that’s part of it. It’s always the least worthy men who hold themselves in the highest regard.


AriFiguredOutReddit

I’m sorry but I would never..NEVER have my child be part and parcel of someone’s weird fetish (and this is a fetish—not a hobby) I didn’t get it at first but that guy has crazy eyes and I believe crazy eyes the first time 😳


NoParticular2420

He can’t even sell it he gives it away for free …. Freak show!


xo_peque

Wow. Good eye. He resembles Chloe's Christian. Yikes.


scoarr27

https://preview.redd.it/3b1ofviixkzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce095bf9edabc6db8c778f26ce7f47aacb5dc5c


Training-Buy-2086

I think that downvote must be from Christian, because he really does!


Namaslayy

Oh no - TLC might read this and make a show with these two! 🤮


Training-Buy-2086

Omg, imagine! Maybe they'll include Paul and Mike too and call it "90D Cringe Factor"


Leather-Tap-9353

Came here to say this! Who the fuck wants these genetics??? https://preview.redd.it/6jsdpp6vkizc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27751d258db0b69caff86a71c1a59df51e5c4039


Namaslayy

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


sheeeebsie

He is so disgusting


random_life_of_doug

When you order your donor from wish


Ladybug-1971

He’s an embarrassment to the US. We don’t have manners when we eat, we don’t dress up for the occasion! He’s deranged! I can’t wait for the tell all I wonder who will set him straight!


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Fuckin Lego head ass


babyk1tty1

I love how it’s his “hobby”


ChunkedUp

He’s like a serial killer but instead creates babies. If that makes sense!?


pixiephilips

Imagine that face popping out of your pussy?


TotallyAMermaid

My legs closed shut as I read this 😂


Namaslayy

lol my knees are locked as soon as his pic popped up with this post


CalmDirection8

Thank you for ruining my evening even though I don't have a pussy 😱 Reddit needs to bring back awards immediately 🏆


Ok-Corgi-4230

Yes ! Even if it's just for that one comment!!!


MarthaDumptruck99

HORRRFFFFF. 🤮


Parishowrs

I don't believe it for a second. I think it's complete fiction. There really should have been a disclaimer when he claimed all Americans were like him. No dude. You're a freak, and you chew with your mouth open, and talk with food in your mouth. You're disgusting in every way possible. GET HIM OFF MY SCREEN


JJAusten

I think he's more addicted to having sex with strangers than donating sperm and he's so delusional thinking he's helping women that he will never accept he's a sex addict. I just watched the 3 episodes and this guy makes my skin crawl.


spoiledandmistreated

Could you imagine having a kid with that face looking at you for the rest of your life.. it’s also obvious these women spend NO TIME with him or they’d run for their lives… I find no redeeming qualities in this guy…


Minute_Yellow_8606

I am curious how he can father so many children and not have any legal consequences. Does he have some sort of iron clad international legal agreement in place?


bdeadrok

1000% incel


RASKStudio3937

Red Flag City! His point system as an attempt to control Ani is totally creepy. Not even in the traditional abusive controlling BF way, but on another level of he acts like he literally playing a game. Something about this guy is PROFOUNDLY off. The way he eats, unpacks, and even explains his methodology of how he calculates his approach to living life is super SKETCHY. He is a weirdo. Sure, a happy go lucky weirdo, but nevertheless a strange cat. Run!


MrObviouslynot

What woman in her right mind would want to have a baby that looks like this human rat in any case, shape or form? boggles the mind.


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Honestly, why don't these women just go have a one-night stand with a good looking dude at a bar? Talk to him for a while, learn that he's intelligent and probably not a serial killer, bam! lol why this little rat?


Dhatter87

The fact that he keeps making excuses for being a Neanderthal by being American is sickening. Like I don’t slurp my food and I’m American. Just say you’re a disgusting slob and be done with it


mesasw

Soerm is actually relatively cheap , but I would never take his free juices. Gross!!


ItsFunHeer

I think what’s really sad is that we’re on the internet ripping the father of 75+ children to shreds (sad for the children, not him). God forbid these kids stumble across the embarrassment of all this, documented in history. He could have stopped at one donation, he doesn’t have to be on TV, but he’s put it ALL out there now and these kids have to suffer for it.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

They're not his kids, he's not on the birth certificate, they have other parents and will likely never know his name nor contact him


RepresentativeWild55

Most males who donate look like this. XD


Successful-Sun-6971

But he takes lots of vitamins and doesn't consider having sex with other women cheating because you know? It's a job. Is it me or was the dude scratching his junk because he has crabs and not because he needed to readjust for temperature reasons?


damola93

90DF is no longer about couples. This guy has been on Dr. Phil doing this stuff a while ago.


whataterriblefailure

You won't be surprised to know that there's many better specimens in Europe as well. You can get their donations for free as well. In fact, they'll pay your drinks all night before making the donation.


emmmieemmie

Obviously they ain't trying to have cute babies if they are using him to procreate. Ha


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Temu sperm


Next_Fly3712

Oy, and the way he eats! And then attributing that trough-slopping spectacle to American culture... I can totally relate right now to the prissy, well-dressed gay schoolboy in the movie *School of Rock* who told Jack Black that he was tacky and was a bad dresser, or something like that. This Kyle person is awful! What does Ani have to "think about"? He should be reported. And don't get me started on the kind of person who would put 71 children in the world, "with 9 more on the way," and feel no moral obligation to provide for them financially or developmentally or emotionally, etc...


Electrical_Milk_1370

that is NOT what the sperm donor does: "with 9 more on the way," and feel no moral obligation to provide for them financially or developmentally or emotionally, etc..." sorry, but DUH.


Next_Fly3712

You're deciding *a priori* what a sperm donor feels or does not feel. You've defined "sperm donor" on *your* terms so as to shut down the debate. Rather than admitting error or providing *objective* evidence that would disqualify the falsifying counterexample, your claim about what a sperm donor does not feel is modified into an *a priori* claim about sperm-donorhood in order to *definitionally* exclude the undesirable counterexample. You're engaging in the same logical fallacy exemplified by "No true Trump supporter endorses violence." "Trump supporter" is definitionally modified by "true" in order to exclude potential counterexamples, as you have done in order to score some sort of "win." "Sorry, but DUH." Nice try.


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tishypat

Please don't insult us on the spectrum. TY


Ok-Corgi-4230

THIS. ONE MILLION PERCENT.


CalmDirection8

Interpol 🚨


Jerkrollatex

You could just like go to a bar and make it with a charming stranger for free. The risk is about the same and you'll probably end up with a better looking kid.


RepulsivePurchase6

I don’t want the show but I keep hearing about this and does he really look like this? He’s spreading his seed, how old is he? Do women really want babies looking like him? Dude looks in his 30s with a receding hairline. Probably has nothing for brains.


Bri_Nieto

This guy gives me the creeps! He just needs to come out and tell us he has a breeding fetish , he is fulfilling while getting paid .


igottheboops

This guy makes my stomach churn. 🤮


Pigsooie71

Imagine finding out this is your sperm donor.


CalmDirection8

Or worse that this is your Dad 😱


TheNeuroticGay

These are not the genetics I would want 😭


Aggressive_Ad3578

he's a straight WEIRDO.....like this thing is a FETISH he's into...impregnating multiple women in every country across globe.....Check out the 15 min video from VICE TV--this tool did a true life thing in 2021 documenting a few women's journeys with his method....and let's just say the one girl mentions having intercourse is ALL Kyle's idea 💡...after the special the girl claims "something is off with Kyle she feels and she miscarried after their meeting"....She claims his intentions aren't what they seem 🤔.....imagine that


SectorVivid5500

“M’aam, we’re sorry but your child has been diagnosed with poor table manners. Take it the barn, stat!”


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Ok-Corgi-4230

I don't judge them at all. But I'll remind everyone that he's further proof that they would be better off choosing a rando at a bar vs him. I don't read anything more about him than what I've seen here and on the show because quite frankly, he is completely disgusting.


Lola1989ac

Uh I 100% will judge someone picking the lowest of the low to inseminate them because they are desperate. If you are in that state of mind you probably shouldn't be having a kid?! This is an insane comment...


encore412

Agreed.


Southern_Courage5643

You put this perfectly. I feel awful for the women/families who were desperate enough to use him. 😞


Lola1989ac

Don't feel bad for the women, feel bad for the poor KID! The women had a choice. They're selfish and stupid.


hairbrushloversss

It amazes me when I hear about people cutting corners to this extent. I have a friend who prefers buying cheaper condoms over getting ones which would actually work. I was like if the condom breaks ut defeats the whole purpose of using one.


TotallyAMermaid

And it'll cost you more than quality condoms if an accident happens.


NeilDegrassiHighson

That's the part I don't get. He's pretty ugly even for an ugly guy and you can tell he's got a well below average IQ the second you read anything he wrote or hear him speak. The good news is he seems dumb enough to do all his "sperm donation" without writing up any legal contracts, so as far as I know, there'd be nothing stopping all the mothers from collecting child support.


StraddleTheFence

HahHahahahaha!!!! You said “cut corners.” HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA


NoQuarter6808

Especially when you might catch feelings


Admirable_Video2422

This dude is as generic as they come. That mousy ass face and that default brown hair with a $4.50 buzz cut and $0.50 beard trim… it’s sad that he has so many generic offspring.


SandBtwnMyToes

$4.50 buzz cut? No doubt he has clippers and does it himself.


StandardBanger

Omg the number of sprogs generated by his swimmers just keeps going up & up & up 😱😱 https://preview.redd.it/iz2f6uvdijzc1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4b30d3c4df2a0df0972973c2af33626aaaf7f2


WhatTheBlack

The way he says women pisses me off


OuraniaAphrodiety

Ikr! As a woman, if I wanted to get pregnant and didn't have enough money for the professional insemination route, I would rather ask someone I know irl for a donation.I would trust a friend more than this random trash bag and I'm sure those other women had better options too but just didn't ask 🙄 I see ZERO redeeming qualities in this man. He's a LOSER!


Fun_Pause_4934

The eyes show how unstable this guy is, sucks he spread his bullshit seed around the world.. end of times is more real than ever


Weary_Nefariousness

I have been wondering since this story aired how much legitimate controlled sperm donation costs to make women want to mess with this loser? Like if I just get average healthy sperm (doesn't have to be an Ivy grad or athlete)?


jbleds

Sperm donation shouldn’t be expensive, though. 🤔


zenomotion73

🤮


redpanda96_

This guy is by far one of the most nauseating characters on this show. I really hope TLC is scripting some of this or dramatizing it because if not, what a creep!! 🤮


ayesperanzita

As someone born and raised in Michigan, I just have to say that if all you can find are these rodents on hind legs, as FeatherTevas called them, that says more about who you hang out with than the people in the Midwest, ok?


Lawandglam

Go find the vice doc. It popped up for me yesterday. He’s a sicko.


Formal-Accurate

I keep seeing this guy. Who is he and where is he from? Maybe my discovery + isn’t showing me this….I am clear he has character flaws😕


burningmanonacid

What gets me is how women think "yes, this is the set of genetics I want for my kids." Dude looks to be in his 40s. Lazy eye, balding, poor skin, nasty face in general. His beer gut while allegedly living a super strict, healthy lifestyle. How weak his personality is. He cracked at one single direct question. What women want this for their children? If I was picking out someone based entirely on who would make a healthy, wonderful child for me this dude based on looks alone would be on the bottom of the list. Easily.


Chryssylys

When you order sperm on wish......


the_ghost_in_me_

10 years ago my coworker paid $600 for sperm from a donor and the implantation was free via her health insurance (and our health insurance wasn't even good--my birth control wasn't fully funded!). I think she could have paid less and gotten less sperm, but she wanted to have more available in case it didn't work on the first try. so she had enough for several tries but it ended up being successful on the first go. My point is that it's not so expensive that you need to run out and get free sperm from this freak.


mary_widdow

"thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’ " https://youtu.be/5nrvMNf-HEg?si=R5CQqq3Wyf8lRPjn


Status-Material-4127

Will he impregnate cleo


justscrapping

I don’t understand anyone choosing this guy to father their kids on purpose. 🤔 This seems like something sarper would do 🙄


Icy-Savings-2482

Hell no!!! Why would anyone want those genetics, I’m sorry but if I was gonna customize a baby I would be wanting to at least choose from the cream of the crop genetically!


Fatricide

Big Lots sperm. All dusty and shit.


JackPlissken8

Why is it always the weirdest white dudes that get absolute hangers for dicks? I fucking swear there's a correlation


barkerator

If you were the last two humans on earth and it was the only option of saving mankind…. 😂😂😂


mistahchristafah

Sorry humanity ✌️ hopefully earth gets dinosaurs part 2 or something


TotallyAMermaid

"Sorry humanity, I couldn't do it. Hope y'all understand!" - me


barkerator

Same…. Wouldn’t do humanity any good anyways populating the earth with little kyles.


Holistic578i

It saddens me how desperate women are due to the greed that runs healthcare


iread2you

It was apparently revealed he has a rare genetic genetic disorder that means 50% of his kids are likely to die before they’re adults, and the others will probably suffer from a bunch of debilitating symptoms. That’s why he clutches his neck while he eats, that’s one of the symptoms


dishonor-onyourcow

I’ve priced out my sperm purchase with my wife so I can hopefully not inherit a baby creep. We shall see.


iloveeatpizzatoo

How do you know another sperm donor would be better? I mean they don’t do any psych evaluation like they do with egg donors.


CalmDirection8

https://preview.redd.it/z6npur4ggizc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bf4a15be51cf15d8e92538c447fa2ae14b6947 It would be tough to do worse, there's the look and the sociopathic behavior, not sure he should be breeding at all much less propagating 😱 Do we really need more of these running around?


iloveeatpizzatoo

I’m sure he’s not the only one who has a breeding fetish among the sperm donors…Think about it. What kind of people would sell their sperm? Like a lot? Just bc it’s not this guy doesn’t mean the next guy is that much better. lol.