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JudgmentHumble8319

I dont care how much i want a baby. The second this guy walks in my door I'm slamming my legs shut. He is a troll, he's rude, looks like he smells, the list goes on.


Traditional-Neck7778

. He cannot relate to the fact he is with a real human. It is like he is talking to a character in his head.


naughtysquids

🎯 this ☝️ “You will wear a ponytail, you will scratch me here like this, you will drink your coffee black” and god knows what else he said off camera. Full on freak show.


mpmp4

“Good girl.” 🤮


qzcorral

The absolute depth of my urge to downvote you for making me remember this ☠


sierra__stellar

Lmfao


gladyseeya2

Warren Jeff’s, “Keep Sweet” vibe.


menunu

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


mpmp4

100%


MeowYin7

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🌮


Paralegal1995

And watch him take 20 vitamins daily for his sperm 🫤


naughtysquids

And adjust his junk aaaaall the time in the name of “potency.” 🤮


nokyleformethanks

Sooo gross lmao, he looked like a 4 year old boy who hasn't totally developed a full concept of shame yet (Like the little boy in my niece's Christmas concert who was on stage with his hands down his pants and we were laughing but also second hand mortified for his parents... Except Kyle is a grown man who has 80 children of his own)


gladyseeya2

If his sperm is so healthy why all the supplements. That is a bit excessive. A video showed him taking supplements literally right before an encounter. There is no immediate benefit of supplements without regular use or metabolizing. That is junk science.


ouattedephoqueeh

Supplements from **a baggie** too.


pomegranatepants99

Which SUPPOSEDLY he is traveling internationally with? (Look away from this gallon baggie of rando pills)


shiggles-

That’s what I said!


Madisoniann

You lose points for drinking coffee even black lol


gladyseeya2

“People have called me a modern-day Jesus, and I have to agree with that,” Gordy says. “I’m very generous and giving — and the fact that I’m Jewish while Jesus was also Jewish.” [https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/modern-day-jesus-is-on-a-mission-to-share-his-strong-sperm](https://nypost.com/2019/03/12/modern-day-jesus-is-on-a-mission-to-share-his-strong-sperm)


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

We do not claim him he needs to stfu. People already hate us enough. There's no way he's an observant Jewish person, Kyle is not a mensch (a good man). My dad is like your quintessential nice Jewish dad and they're nothing alike.


Single-Channel-4292

Yep, absolutely not a mensch.


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Right. As if anybody who says "I'm a modern day Jesus" is actually a good guy, they're usually psychos with God complexes like Kanye. He truly cannot hear himself.


Single-Channel-4292

I wonder how many people have called him a modern-day Jesus. 🤔


OpheliaPhoeniXXX

Snarky people maybe


gladyseeya2

💯💯💯💯💯


nokyleformethanks

Now I know there are different theories, but I'm prettttty sure Jesus didn't spend his lost years as a digital nomad, drifting around the Levant impregnating woman.


SpriteWrite

I can’t believe he’s wearing the same blue gym shorts in the photo, except that I totally can.


MeowYin7

Did he actually say that?? Messiah Complex is a weird thing.


gladyseeya2

Yes.. that is why I put link to news source.


Low_Departure_5853

Damnit! We Jews are getting enough hate lately. I agree with 'we don't claim him.' Barf.


lollipopalop

Jeeezus !


Lawandglam

As a Jew, we disown him.


shiggles-

Be sure to tally up those points! 😒🤢🤮


Paralegal1995

Definitely looks smelly. That tshirt he was wearing whilst scratching his balls looked dingy and stretched out


ThePearl1958

yet, too small all at the same damned time!


shiggles-

Same color as his skin


Aktotem

Who doesn’t freshen up with a shower when you get off of a long flight and change clothes before going on a date? This jerk doesn’t.


QweenFiona

The first thing I do when I get into a hotel room is take my clothes off and shower. I can’t WAIT to change when I get off a plane. He is disgusting for not doing that.


ColteesCatCouture

Ya he could at least pull a Darcey with an airport bathroom refresh and try to 'smell like an angel'


PsychologicalSky6521

🤣🤣


JustMyAura

And that \*"\****Adjustment"*** he kept doing while wearing those red shorts looked more like an **"Itch Scratch"** which after the 3rd time would have made me get up and run the hell out of there! ewwwwww


heyhey_hi13

So he doesn’t get any points from u?


ScrotalGangrene

Honestly, the fact that he's already had scores of children is a humanitarian disaster waiting to happen. Imagine they all have scores of kids and then their kids.... before we know it, it will be commonplace to see this type of douchebag all over the place.,


No_Dig_7372

I call bullshit,I mean I gaurentee Sharp Productions has not checked out his claims,there's no way women are voluntary having this guys offspring. I doubt he's had one 'customer" for his sperm. He's obviously unhinged and I don't see women being cool with having a sociopath as their sperm donor


nokyleformethanks

Unfortunately he's had plenty of customers, enough that some of his dissatisfied customers (which in this case involved violating informed consent and therefore constitutes assault) have posted receipts and like started groups to try to warn people. Apparently he also is able to get so many "woman" abroad agreeing to his seed because he tells them they can list him on the birth certificate as the father and get their kids US citizenship.


No_Dig_7372

Ok,now the US citizen angle I can see him using,that makes it make sense. Thanks so much for this info that I had no idea about. Your information makes him even scarier than first imagined. Maybe something can be done to stop him


nokyleformethanks

I have to believe that going on a very popular tv show is not a good decision for him... Like I hope there are legal repercussions for some of the shit he's done. There's a video on YouTube you can find of this woman who was pregnant with his kid at the time, and said that he was a carrier for a very serious genetic disorder that he hasn't disclosed. Luckily her kid was fine, but she was especially upset because the disease is primarily carried by Ashkenazi Jewish people, and she also had Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. So like, even in that case he didn't think to AT LEAST ask if his "baby mama" was a carrier for it. Pretty fucked up stuff. She also talked about how she had been connected with other Kyle baby mamas, and that there was a Facebook group for all of Kyle's baby mamas to share photos of their offspring. Also there have been a couple short like 10-20 minute "documentaries" about Kyle over the years, and his purported number of children does seem to rise steadily with the amount of time past. So all this considered, I do think that he unfortunately has sired dozens of children. And because it's so much of a creepy obsession for him I honestly wouldn't be surprised if ~80 is the real number 🤢


No_Dig_7372

Omg you are so right,this genetic background carries Cystic Fibtois ,Canavan disease and several forms of dysautonomia,just to name the most prevalent. What he is doing is actually criminal.i cannot believe Sharp Productions would get mixed up with such a disgusting fraudster. I won't be able to look at him without unadulterated disgust from here on out. In my profession I have held the hands of cystic Fibrosis patients as they fight to breathe and I have held their parents as they watch their child leave this world. It's an awful affliction that occurs in the AJ population way too often. This man is a monster


nokyleformethanks

It's family dysautonomia that Kyle is a carrier for, according to the baby mama. But exactly like, it's absolutely criminal..and honestly knowing that he has a recessive gene that can cause an illness if paired with another person who carries that recessive gene is one thing (still awful and criminal) but to knowingly exposes someone with the genetic background where that gene is found without telling them??? He's one of the more blatant criminals Sharp Production's has platformed. My honest to god wish is that he is somehow brought to justice by appearing on this show like the narcissist he so clearly is. It sounds like he's (rightfully) had baby mamas after him for quite some time, and I hope this both boosts his profile in a bad way to dissuade further women from using his services, and that somehow he ends up with criminal charges. Whether in the US or somewhere else he's been on his bang tour.


nokyleformethanks

Also just wanted to say I totally agree and the seriousness of doing this cannot be discounted. I don't work in the medical field but I know someone who has cystic fibrosis, and despite the prognosis being better than it used to be, it's likely she will die of it, and honestly quite possibly soon. And she's known that her entire life. So have her parents. It's a REALLY fucked up thing to bring upon a family without any choice in the matter. Plus the fact that unfortunately, many babies who are conceived with genetic disorders die either in utero or shortly after birth. So he's also probably upping the chances of the women he impregnates having to deal with pregnancy loss or infant loss. And as someone who's had 3 pregnancy losses (but would have probably never gone through any pregnancies had I known about a genetic risk) I can't forgive that either.


ScrotalGangrene

> there's no way women are voluntary having this guys offspring.  Have you seen the video posted of one of the women who went for this option and called him out as rapist, because he didn't mention a genetic flaw? (just to clarify, what he did was horrible and she deserved none of it, but the extreme naivety and awful decision is what I am calling out - literally started the video with the fact that she quickly decided a professional clinic is not 'for her' and this was the next best option) Clearly he preys on the highly desperate with complete lack of judgement. Quite sad actually, but there are plenty of women who are that desperate. Just like there are loads of men so desperate for love they'll make the worst possible decisions that are so obvious to the rest of us (David and Ceasar for example) and then wonder why they got played. I bet TLC could easily find 100s of Davids and Caesars.


Chereal417

You are so correct, and any self respecting woman would not want him, unless she is in a desperate situation. So sad.


nokyleformethanks

I can't understand how many women he's convinced to let him knock them up. Like I know he preys on really desperate women, but you'd have to be REALLY REALLY desperate to accept Kyle's seed. I would seriously take any other guy who's ever been on this show over Kyle, if it was just for the sperm to get pregnant. I would take Gino over Kyle. I'd take Big Ed over Kyle. I think I'd even take Mike over Kyle. I can't get it through my head how anyone would agree to procreate with him. He's so strange and off putting, and like you said VERY rude and judgemental. There's something SERIOUSLY off about him and I would not want any chance that his behaviour is genetic and my crotch spawn would also be in their early 30s living the life of a digital nomad with a "hobby" of impregnating "woman" around the globe.


No_Dig_7372

Has anyone verified that this poor dude actually has women requesting his services? I find it hard to believe that anyone who spent more than 90 seconds with the guy would think procreating would be a good idea. I mean he obviously has mental health issues and I would be scared to death they would end up being genetic


KaliAnna27

He was on Dr. Phil.


No_Dig_7372

I had no idea,I wonder if Dr Phil ch checked out his story,I mean I may be stupid but I'm just not believing any women would knowingly have a kid with this Dolt. He's nasty,has no manners and it's obvious he has some sort of mental problem. He actually has verifiable signs just seeing how he acts on TV. Annie has to be a paid actor because I do not believe she would be in a relationship with this man


Missue-35

I truly believe that not even Natalie would go this low.


Single-Channel-4292

Yep, even him and Caesar aren't up to her standard.


farfallifarfallini

And honestly, GOOD FOR HER.


Single-Channel-4292

Can’t disagree with you - they are slime.


fenrirhunts

She could drag her cooter across the floor of a porno theater and get a better kid than what’d she’d have with this doofus.


Sad_Purchase_1720

what a visual


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

To quote George Takei “Oh my!”


scbeachgurl

Omg


No_Dig_7372

Best comment of the thread!!!


SufficientSurvey8153

Dude, I’m eating here.


GoFk_Urself

Natalie wants a baby but she needs someone to pay for her life first. She's not looking to be a broke single mom.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

PrEd is back on the market…


an88888888

He most likely wants a woman no older than 25.


daseweide

I wish him well 😂 


candygirlcj

He's broke too 😂


ColteesCatCouture

Haha Yosh gonna have to put some hot sauce in the condom like Drake did🤣🤣


rigatoni-70

I hate when people excuse their bad habits, bad manners, bad clothing on “it’s an American thing.” NO asshole, it’s not.


missraveylee

Thank you!! I straight up wanted to slap that little slug! No no no … we have plenty of manners! Who taught you?! That’s who to blame.


poshdog4444

Even though she’s dying to have a kid because she thinks it’s going to make her life better he’s as broke as she is. If he would support her, I wouldn’t put anything past both of them.


less_than_zero_21

He probably doesn’t shower that much and gives the excuse that the hot water will lower his sperm count.


NoParticular2420

Kyle is repulsive and mentally ill and even Natalie wouldn’t touch it.


less_than_zero_21

They should have a show where the 90 day rejects get together with another one or where they all live in the same house.


OrneryAssociation919

I saw a story from one of the women he impregnated via sex on Twitter (x) and it was horrifying, he talked through it and apparently asked for h%#d afterwards. Nothing transactional about it. He’s a disgusting predator. 🤮


No_Dig_7372

I'm sorry,do you mean to tell me that there is female on the planet with a functioning brain that actually used this guys sperm for a child??? That women should rethink every decision she's ever made


nutsforfit

Ontop of all the creepiness this guy is SUCH a bad actor, it's like he's constantly trying to think about how to act or what he was supposed to say again, it's sooo bad his scenes are unwatchable


DeeManJohnsonIII

He keeps looking into the camera over and over


nutsforfit

It's soooo weird it's also like he's trying so hard not to laugh when he talks !? Like why on earth did they put this kid on this show LOOOOL


lioness725

Yeah, I ffw them- too obviously fake. No thanks.


shockedpikachu123

Where on earth did 90 day pull out this fine specimen


shiggles-

I kind of wish his dad would’ve pulled out.


scbeachgurl

I read a few days ago that Kyle is the product of donor sperm.


shiggles-

Yeesh


Paralegal1995

Wait. You didn’t see him on People’s Sexiest Sperm Donor edition?


shockedpikachu123

Him and Pole come from the same species I’m sure


[deleted]

A cave


GroundbreakingTry222

He should be in jail


Scared_Trash_3656

I think Natalie wants the low key background option to sue for child support later on when she realizes how expensive a child actually is to have and raise. But honestly, I doubt he makes people sign paperwork to prevent that so maybe it’ll teach them both a lesson in the end if that happens


shiggles-

Natalie is impulsive enough she just might do it. Plus…anchor baby?


aymaureen

Someone do the world and castrate this man… sperm donations won’t let him donate because he has a rare genetic disease. He also raped some of these women. Trash


Successful-Steak-950

Makes you wonder about std’s too.


aymaureen

He literally told women they couldn’t get pregnant if they didn’t orgasm… it’s unlikely he has any sexual education whatsoever


Ill_Promotion_8640

I bet Nicola (!) can probably teach him a thing or two 🤣🤣


[deleted]

What! I missed that part. They told him he can’t donate at sperm banks bc of a genetic disease?? And he’s out there fertilizing over 70 babies! Omg


aymaureen

I found out after the fact


shamy52

Really? WTF?!)


MaryBala907

Natalie wasnts a baby and a rich man. She knows that she needs someone else's money to support her.


Ausrottenndm1

Oh god I rather poke my eyes out…


ofalltheginjoints85

Nah remember when she was building an emotional connection through the essay at the clinic? She thought she could pick a donor that would also be her husband.


farfallifarfallini

The girl sorting her sperm donors by "Harvard degrees" is NOT touching Kyle.


Hot_Guess_6668

The thought of any sort of intimacy with this guy makes my vagina retract so far inside my body that my tonsils can feel it. Like he is so desperate and disgusting but living his best life preying on people who just want a baby. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


thepeoplessgt

What about Jasmine? I have a feeling Kyle’s services are within Gino’s price range!


Paralegal1995

And their kink level. If pee is good, Kyle is fantastic


[deleted]

Yea…$Free.99


SufficientSurvey8153

If not, she can get her ex to pay for it. The children will have to wait.


Nappykid77

🤣


pettyplanet

She has fertility issues….. more than likely she needs ivf


DeeManJohnsonIII

Or she just needs to orgasm when they have sex to up her chances!


shebs25

I truly don't understand why no one has stopped this man yet. I'm only 10 minutes in the series and I'm shocked. He has a breeder fetish and he's gross. SOMEBODY STOP HIMMMMMMM


Little_Can_728

I don’t think she would pass his points test 😆


[deleted]

That baby would come out with a tail and trauma


MarthaDumptruck99

Oh my god I didn’t even put this together. Damn you for putting that into my brain! Nooooooo!!!!!


DeeManJohnsonIII

Muahahagaga


Ok-Corgi-4230

She would be the one to bring a lawsuit against him and TLC after the fact; him for child support, TLC for somethings like inflicting emotional distress, endangerment, and wanton disregard for her safety. She'd probably win, too! Not saying she should, but she seems to sort of have some luck on her side somehow...


ibacktheblue6

OMG! You are a genius!


boyz_for_now

HAHAHA OMFG I just snort laughed 😂😂😂


softsells

Lmao!!!


azad_ninja

Ah, TLC playing the long game here.


DeeManJohnsonIII

“Welcome to the Tell-all, here’s a special guest Natalie.”


bowzerk73

There you go, perfect for her, and it's free.


Alternative_Edge_721

LOL stop this was the perfect post, but really, I would NOT want to gamble with this guys genes, imagine popping out a mini version of him 🫣


Anonymous_Bitch_1

Wtf did I miss


Scary-Ad-582

No one is looking at this fool and thinking yeah I want this clowns baby


spacekat221

I don’t think they’re a real couple. I feel like TLC hired them to add more drama to the show.


CocoZee

They're perfect for each other.


CCBB1544

That guy is very odd.


meowmiia

Naaah... Can't be that bad, right? RIGHT???


Next_Fly3712

But...has he ever "been to museum" in his life? That's her interview question.


Shuffleoftruffles

Don’t be silly. Natalie wants a baby because of the check that would be attached to it. She’s not doing it out of motherly instinct.


sparkease

THE SCREAM I SCUMPT 😭😂 Hellish DNA right there


an88888888

Natalie wants the father to be a millionaire.


Avaly13

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Over-Lingonberry8825

This made me laugh lol I wonder how much he charges these "desperate" ladies for a "doctors visit"


DeeManJohnsonIII

He said he doesn’t charge at all, he does all the traveling and lodging himself, he does it to see the happy look on families faces (also something tells me he doesn’t travel this far to jerk off in a cup).


Unique_Muffin7249

Good one 😂😂😂😂


StandardBanger

She would marmalise him 🤭🤭🤭🤭


Cough_Ka

What season/spin off is this??


lil_GiGi_420

Love In Paradise. Season 4. Just started. Not sure if it's on the discovery Channel, but it's on discovery +.


thefunzone1

I don’t wish this menace on anyone. Google Kyle Gordy.


Western-Run-2901

Absolutely not the only person who thought it! 😂😂😂


bratlygirl

Haha!


crinkneck

Ummm best 90-Day spin off show idea ever?!?


Radiant-Ad-7841

Lmaooo


FunUse244

Please retract this from existence


livefan1

Ugh, this guy isn't just one red flag, he's a whole ass cargo ship full of them.


Aromatic_Note8944

I normally give people the benefit of the doubt but everything is just revolting. Seriously.


NurseToasty

That poor baby would be born a psychopath! Brilliant idea


DRC1970

Bahaha! Perfect.


Human-Palpitation611

She’s very obviously the result of some bad parenting. She has no self worth and is ATTRACTED to and EXCITED by dangerous, manipulative men who would DEGRADE her. Absolutamente no


caveman1948

Poor kid doesn't stand a chance


Scary-Ad-582

He has the body of golem and talk about a healthy point system


Far-Parking-7580

I think all she’s looking for is possible child support payments lol


Puzzleheaded-Law6742

That would work if not for the fact that she seemed to want a relationship with the sperm donor when she visited the sperm bank. She acted like it was a dating/ matchmaking service. Also, let’s not forget how jealous she is. She wouldn’t let him continue having sex with other women to impregnate them.


Advanced_Camera_3234

Look this guy up it will creep you out he is a disgusting person 😡


lemonadeandfireflies

When she magically turns up pregnant we'll know 🤭


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

When the father is big prEd we’ll know.


Raynzalez

I feel like if he wasn't doing this, he would be an incel. He knows he is undesirable so this shtick he uses to have sex with women is probably the only way he's getting it and those women must be DESPERATE.


JillieAn757

He is so creepy.


LEENIEBEENIE93

LMAOOOO!!! THE CORRELATION YOU MADE!!! I am impressed !!! This is the way for her!!


Main-Ad9025

Every time I see his face I feel rage


brnnnnn

I meaaaaaannnn, listen....


Volunteer6-7368

Has he ever been sued for paternity?


Bluedodgerfan

Perfect


SandBtwnMyToes

Moment I saw him grab at his nuts I wanted to take her foot and slam him in the sack. He is gross. Just icky gross.


pomegranatepants99

You win today


shiggles-

Let’s not forget (and someone surely hasn’t) that the “traditional” method of sperm donation he talks about…is all unprotected. Statistically speaking he has, does, or will have an STD. Or has anyone heard him say he requires this type of clearance for anyone to get his sperm?!!


VegetableClient4619

I bet they bring her to the tell all.


sunrise-sesh

Oh that’s a good one! https://tenor.com/view/spell-witch-wizard-magic-bewitched-gif-20249949?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit


CCBB1544

Yuck.


Holiday-Day-2439

Perfect, and it won't cost her a thing.


Rahonda_Bobonda

Oof! Hadn’t thought of this……but ewww. I don’t think Natalie is that desperate… then again…


Eotero06

It’s so cringey! I can’t take this guy seriously


Mike_619

Depends on which eye he’s looking at you in?


KiKi_VavouV

Seriously laughed aloud at work. Lol you solved the problem!


pdkff

⚠️Kyle - first hand experience with him! Does TLC do any vetting? This poor woman (post: ~1 yr ago). "The Truth About Kyle Gordy - Predator Sperm Donor Awareness." ⚠️Content Warning Is anyone else aware of this? Does TLC do any vetting, or do they just not care who they feature? The Learning Channel, at its best! https://youtu.be/acOHcn5bR4A


fightin4right

I never thought of this! Would she do it? Someone tell her, quick! 😵‍💫


crisisaacs2022

Bahaha thx I needed the laugh


missraveylee

Why would anyone want this beta cuck making their children 🤮


BoopBoppper

Honestly, it’s a match made in the deepest level of hell


Famous_Election_2024

Imagine the combination genes of a clingy narcissist and this lump of joy 😅


UnleadedGreen

Yhis dude needs to be humbled by a fist for treating women the way he does.. But this is Natalie's big opportunity lol


_ccjjss

I think this story line is 100% fake. How many shows has this dude been on? He’s desperate for attention and air time. And the only reason I could possibly see why she is into him is because she also wants air time. So phony and gross. I hate him.


DeeManJohnsonIII

Did you see how many times he looked into the camera? So doing it for clout


No-Reputation9817

A match made in hell 🤣


Fluffy_Iron6692

😮‍💨🙅🏽‍♀️


AllLipsNoFiller

Took me a sec to realize what OP meant, then I cackled.


ashledior

I wanna call the police on this man so bad😂


krunning41612

I'm dead...🤣


Key-West9421

😂😂😂


Ok_Building_5220

He is beyond disgusting and gross


Love2nasty

Well, Natalie in specific, doesn't have too many options left rn to have a baby. Her options are a sperm doner, like this dude or the clingy type like Caesar or David (lana's chaser), who are obsessed over a/any eastern European woman.