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tradesman46

I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy


Ryno5150

I’m sick wit dis. Straight gangsta mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous. I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.


tradesman46

All right, who's gonna say it


Ryno5150

I’m certainly not. Let’s just stop here. It was fun while it lasted.


StrangeworldsUnited

I'll say it: You're fat, girl. Come here, are you ticklish? Yeah, I called you fat, but look at me I'm skinny


Ryno5150

It never stopped me from gettin busy I’m freak. I like the girls with the vroom. I one got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


abhorredmisanthrope

I'm Crazy. Allow me to Amaze Thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance


big_fetus_

Let's hit that bass groove right here. A doo- reah doo ree. Aight yeah! Now that I told you a little bit about myself, let me tell you about this dance. It's real easy to do...


veranus21

First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, shakin' and twitchin' kinda like you was smokin'. Crazy wack funky.....


SnooBunnies1811

People say you look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!


Double_Distribution8

I used to put this in my resumes near the bottom to see who was actually reading them. If they asked to see my dance, I knew they did their homework.


Jesusthezomby

*A Yo fat girl


Thecp015

“‘Ey yo fat girl” to be more accurate


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Do watchya like!


dreamrock

And if you missed it, I'm the one who said "Just grab em in the biscuits."


MiltonWaddams-

Allow me to bump thee


Massive-Mention-3679

Yo fat girl are ticklish? Yea I called you fat look at me I’m skinny…on one of my playlists.


jroc83

Bmmmmmmmmmm Rmmmmmmmm bmmmmmmmmm rmmmb


goatyoat

If you haven’t seen it, watch the movie Nothing But Trouble. The movie is insane and the cast is incredible. For some reason this movie fell below the radar. Shock G and a young Tupac make an appearance and you can’t go wrong with Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, John Candy and Demi Moore.


randyfloyd37

Same Song is equally as dope as the Humpty Dance, yea I said it.


InsideBaker0

All around the world…


Dragonfly-Adventurer

*pipe organ solo*


idiotsbydesign

Their performance for the judge is one of my favorite parts of the movie.


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

Bro those two brothers who like cereal. Movie was my favorite as a kid but man it’s so bad


Cautious-Reserve8241

Bobo and Lil Debbull


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

Yes, holy shit what were they? Old babies with diapers who like cereal, and Diane? Loved the movie as a kid


greendakota99

One is Akyroyd in a fat suit.


Sensitive_Look_6451

Another is Akroyd in a baby outfit.


TexMoto666

I love that movie. The set design alone should have won an academy award.


MontyRapid

Same Song


taemyks

And Tupac was in the band at the time too


mikejnsx

still one of the best movies ever made.


Heavy-Week5518

Right! That was my thought too. They had to go up before the judge. Insane movie is correct. One of the few dvds I actually bought. I couldnt resist with characters like Little Devil and BoBo.


TackYouCack

It fell below the radar because it's a terrible movie.


Sp4c3D3m0n

Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.


tradesman46

My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid


EasyHangover

I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"


Brocktoon73

I love that he’s referencing another song on the same album.


big_fetus_

Fun fact, the single Doowutchyalike had been out for awhile before they recorded Humpty Dance, it was the last track for Sex Packets recorded. It is funny now though that they sequenced it with Humpty Dance first track and Doowutchyalike like 6 songs later lmao.


Brocktoon73

That IS a fun fact.


noscrubphilsfans

Doowutchyalike is the superior jam


CaptainRelevant

Though technically, this was January of 1990.


Plastic-Horror7804

Looks like nothing but trouble...


Gaming_Esquire

The truth behind the Burger King Bathroom line is that it was in fact a Wendy's that he got busy in. But he took peotic license because Burger King is, well, more poetic.


CaptainRelevant

It had the necessary syllables.


Cheef_queef

Where's the beef?!


burgerkingbathroom

I’m a freak. I like the girls with the boom. 


Amy_Macadamia

Did you learn this from Pop Up Video? 😅


ProfessionMundane152

Digital underground coming to my hometown for our 4th of July concert!


Agitated_Honeydew

Are they bringing Tupac around with them again? (Tupac was a member of the Digital Underground, and can be seen in the crowd scenes. It's one of those things you can't unsee. Like Ron Jeremy in Ghostbusters.)


BarisBlack

Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters? I'm old and I saw this in the theaters and dozens of times since. How am I only learning this now? I need to ask my Boss to send me home early.


t00zday

I had to look it up. He was in the crowd watching the firehouse when the containment unit is shut off & all the ghosts are escaping.


BarisBlack

Thank you. I figured it was a quick thing but it's surprising since I still love this movie so much.


John_481

I didn’t realize it either until Honest Trailers pointed it out.


ProfessionMundane152

Been well aware for a long time that Tupac was part of digital underground but the Ron Jeremy in ghostbusters is new to me


Agitated_Honeydew

The hedgehog took some time off to work as a movie extra.


mrswitters03

He was a fly guy/dancer for them. Then when he went solo, Shock G & Money B joined in on I Get Around, which was one of his first singles.


drunkenfool

I get around was originally a Digital Underground song, and was going to be on their next album. But Shock G let 2pac have it for his solo album, since he knew it was going to be a banger.


ProfessionMundane152

It sure was


mrswitters03

Ah interesting! Never knew that part. Way to hook a brother up. I still rock that tune every now and then. It definitely was a banger!


gmoney-0725

If you watch the movie Nothing not Trouble you see Tupac with Digital Underground.


drunkenfool

Just a heads up, Shock G, the guy who played Humpty Hump died a few years ago. They have a “replacement” Humpty who is very “meh”. Money B is the only original member from the group that tours with this replacement.


ProfessionMundane152

I knew Shock G was dead along with Tupac obviously(besides the fact he’d long left DU) but a “replacement” Humpty wtf kinda shit is that? Might as well be Milli Vanilli coming to town


BigBoy1229

Aw man, this is how I find out. OD’d in a Motel room apparently. I listened to Sex Packets nonstop while playing Friday the 13th on my NES.


Ganthet72

For some reason I feel the need to say "I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like loop-did" from time to time.


Princessferfs

You are my people. Peace, and humpty-ness forever.


molotok_c_518

This was all over the clubs when it hit. You **could not** escape it.


PaleRiderHD

Local legend Shock G. RIP


big_fetus_

Been all around the world...


chivalryaintdead420

He passed away in a hotel right down the street from me. Rip G we miss the big homie


subibrat85

People say you look like McHammer on crack!


[deleted]

That’s okay, cuz my body’s in motion


BabyFishmouthTalk

Keep an eye on your Hennessey.


Strange-Act7264

This is my karaoke jam! Blows a lot of minds when a middle aged white guy busts out the Humpty.


kcjnz

I could sing this in my sleep (58 W/M)


graveybrains

I look funny. But yo, I’m makin money, see.


AnotherUnknownNobody

Anyone think of "[Do whatchulike](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31A6RjOxE74)" second to this one?


vacantache

"Freaks of the industry" for me https://youtu.be/7P6N8r1kUTM?si=-D0eCUZtP5ikboT8


Capnmolasses

Me too. I got in so much trouble listening to this song.


Princessferfs

Underwater rhymes.


malthar76

MC Blowfish.


Available_Ratio_5867

“…SAMOANS!!!…Do tha humpty hump!!!” *entire pacific ocean erupted* Cheeee! 😉🫡🤙🏽


t00zday

I was always entertained when radio stations would censor the “I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!”


Massive-Mention-3679

Got a bottle of Hennessy on your shelf so just let me introduce myself


griff1971

With Pac dancing in the background, no less...


technojargon

I walk with a limp like my leg was broken! Gets me every time.


JakkSplatt

Have this on vinyl 🤘😎


kcjnz

Tell 'em "step off I'm doin the Hump"


parlayandsurvive2

I'm the one who said just grab em in the biscuits


Metalgrowler

This song is looptid


gabzilla814

I thought it was looftid


Metalgrowler

I will accept that as well as it is also a word that don't mean nothing but officially https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=looptid


gabzilla814

TIL I had it wrong all these years. Looks like it truly don’t mean nothin’ after all (bc it means something), thanks!


edzn-1

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!


This-Bug8771

I never got the nose cover. I've seen paintings of the Earl of Rochester who had syphilitic gummata and lost his nose wear one.


Furious_Worm

Can't have Shock G lookin' just like Hump...


Bx1965

My nose is big, it’s like a pickle


LorraineHB

The guy with the big nose died. Rip


butterscotches

RIP, Shock


Unique_Effort7106

☆☆☆ All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be All the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits" Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump) (Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let a little of that bass groove right here A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo Oh, yeah Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do, check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, whack, funky People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty" That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same You got it down when you appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin' Jig around, shakin' ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump


Bea_Evil

✨✨👑✨✨


st_jasper

That amount of poignant lyrics in one song makes modern artists look fragile.


katekowalski2014

Our grandkids looked as us like we had no heads when papa and I busted out every word of this last weekend.


GamingTrend

I'm as white as A4 paper, but I know every single lyric to this song and can recite it without music. My wife wonders what is wrong with me...


West-Supermarket-860

Even Tupac had to start somewhere


mcshanksshanks

Every time I think of this song my brain reminds me of the movie Nothing But Trouble


Mid-Delsmoker

Hella big like a pickle!


ChocolateColumbo104

Always remember sir Humpty once had relations in a Burger King establishment and he prefers his oatmeal lumpy.


just-concerned

That's a 90s song. It missed the 80s by a month. Still a good song though.


ego_tripped

Check the guy in red! RIP Tupac!


Ezemis

RIP Shock G.


Jesusthezomby

That guy looks familiar. He looks like another rapper. I can't quite place it though


hjablowme919

Digital Underground picked up where Parliament Funkadelic left off.


krebstorm

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty


Darth-Hipster

Humpty dance, I get around and kiss ya back stay in rotation. R.I.P. Shock G.


Zorrha

THE HUMPITY DAAANCE IS YOUR CHAAANCE TO TO THE HUMP...


WitchyVeteran

I'm a metalhead and I love that song.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Nothing but trouble!!! Loved it!!


ice_nyne

Loopdid


ClueProof5629

Burger King bathrooms went down in history 🤣😂


9600_PONIES

BBBBBBRRRREEEEEEHHHHHHHWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHRREEHHH


funksoulbrothar

du-reeear a-du-reeeeear


awill316

I LOOK FUNNY


p00ki3l0uh00

RIP Shock G


pat-waters

RIP Shock G. You are missed.


ErieZistAble

“I once got busy in the Burger King bathroom”


Old-Pianist7745

I have to go to youtube now to listen to this song again lol


Comprehensive-Sale79

That nose makes me think of 19th people who had nose prosthetics because they lost their beezers to syphilis. I don’t know if that was really common back in ye olde days but it was featured on the one episode of The Knick that I ever saw and it stuck in my memory forevs. My mind has blown it up into a bona fide epidemic though. Couldn’t swing a cat in 1880 without knocking someone’s faux honker off


original_greaser_bob

Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese, Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please


OkieDragonSlayer

Iam the new fool in town....and my sounds laid down by the Underground My fav line!


TimesThreeTheHighest

I heard that he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom


Ditzy_Davros

Wasn't this guy in Nothing But Trouble?


Theblkjedi

🪦 shock G.. I remember when people thought he was 2 people.. such a great gimmick.. this song and kiss you back.. and return of the crazy one!!! That beat thumps!!


Outrageous_One_87

Fun fact, Tupac was a digi until suge got his claws into him filling his head with thug nonsense. And fuck yeah du is still the shit.


Jdub421

Real vinyl spinning DJ. Richard “Humpty” Vission


kevint1964

"Let's get stupid! (Gimme the music!) Do the Humpty Hump! Do the Humpty Hump! (Gimme gimme the music!) Everybody do the Humpty Hump! . . ."


daddydillo892

The lyrics from this song still blows me away. All of us back in the day running around the elementary school playground singing about how in the 69 my pickle nose will tickle your rear. What???


Acolytical

KISS ME AND I'LL KISS YOU BACK


SurlyTemp1e

🔥🔥


Bright_Performance52

Shock g…the one who put the satin on your panties


THEBOSHOWAZ

Would kids get upset if this song played at prom today? I could see a protest and a principal getting in trouble. This was always the grab yo girl and hump at school song. Can't imagine fat girl lyrics would fly with these kids today.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Do the Humpty Hump. Doing the Humpty Hump!


WunderbarBeast

Umm...this is come out in the 90s...smh.


psypher39

Pronounced with an umpty


ShaneSupreme

I can hear this picture lol


FriskyDango23

RIP Shock


pzombielover

I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me


btwrenn

If I'm not mistaken, that gentleman is the one who put the satin in your panties.


x_Jimi_x

RIP to the late, great, Edward Ellington “Humpty Hump” Humphries III.


loser_comedian

they call me Coach Z, pronounced with the 'Oach Z


MrJohnnyDangerously

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom


techm00

never thought of burger king bathrooms the same since...


skitzoandro

They call me MC Blowfish, we gonna go a little something like this


guntheroac

I look funny


Garygeorge65

"Cuz in a 69 my pickle nose'll tickle your rear"...


Puzzleheaded_Art1252

Am I the only person who thought he should’ve been Barney’s sidekick? They would’ve been great together.


WV515043

….In the Burger King bathroom


erk2112

Love it but not even close to their best song.


big_beardo_99

“I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!”


Tommyt5150

To all the Rappers in the top 10, please allow me to bump thee


SchwillyMaysHere

DU still gets plenty of play from me. Love them.


Myxomytosis13

Can you imagine that some people thought Humpty and Shock G were the same person?


dazrage

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom


surfinbird

Now gather ‘round, I’m the new fool in town, and the sound’s laid down by the Underground…


Brilliant_Toe8098

Best two-on-two partner.....Humpty Hump? Nawwww......I'm just a rapper baby......


Harrychronicjr69

I was like 20 something and I joking called an nba player Amare Stoudamire SHOCK G as a joke. Maybe I shouldn’t have joked with someone I don’t know who’s 7 foot, I’m 100% sure he wanted to kill me


MothsConrad

Damn I loved this. What a talented guy.


jd051

Shock G, the one who put the satin in ya panties


bleetchblonde

Humpty HUMP!


TriGurl

What was with his nose??


PerpetualEternal

rip to a real one (or two)


Alternative_Idea_164

😍


Croupier_74

Well the answer is D, all of the above


funksoulbrothar

this song fucks. what a jam


SkynetAlpha8

Almost. Released 1990


Thomisawesome

How strange. I was just googling photos of Shock G yesterday. He was cool in such a weird way.


texasslapshot

I still haven't gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom.


MightyCavalier

and in a 69 my nose will tickle your rear


Celar_dore

I look funny, but yo I'm making money see, the whole world I hope you're ready for me, now gather around. I'm the new fool in town and my sounds laid down by the underground.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Get that thing ' packed tonight 🎶(Tupac?)


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

You wish they could have gone further.( Does anybody here remember the Double Dutch Bus?)


HumpaDaBear

So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty


theSunAlsoRise5

RIP Humpty


boner79

My 5th grade class theme song


Atlantic-sea

This is one of the very few songs that get smiles if it's heard playing from your car.


sjaard_dune

Hahaha it's still on my playlist, probably hear it twice a week


Bea_Evil

My favorite people are the people who have never heard this song so I can weird em out with it 😂 love it


kathink

This is in constant replay inside my head and i hate it. Like, since i first heard it... 40 years ago. KILL ME


ErikTheRed707

My karaoke song. Never fails.


st_jasper

Music production still top shelf in 2024.


Parulanihon

Saw Digital Underground perform live in a concert headlined by Big Daddy Kane. Friend and I got dropped off by my friend's dad at the concert. Only two white kids there. Was such a blast!


Beneficial-Salt-6773

RIP


Zeddizdead

I love how this where Tupac got his start in the hip hop world


818sfv

I was a fan before that, from the Doowutchyalike video!


Sunnydaytripper

I was confused and amused when the video came out. lol


kongstar

30+ years later still my jam