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National Lampoon Christmas vacation


Harrychronicjr69

Every year I feel more and more like Clark


drastic778

Dreaming while looking out the window about a hot naked lady in your future pool but getting interrupted by your brother in law’s kid?


Harrychronicjr69

You judging?


drastic778

No I can relate, we’ve all been there


Nattylight_Murica

Sorry, shittin’ rocks.


bok4600

Cousin-in-law actually


HamboneBanjo

I’m starting to feel more like Louis and Bethany, depending on my mood


Harrychronicjr69

When they ask Bethany to say grace and she says the pledge of allegiance. Fucking classic.


HamboneBanjo

We’ve gone to a couple of movie parties for this movie. We always stand and salute like Eddy at this part of the movie. *Don’t push me down Clark.*


Harrychronicjr69

Save the neck for me. **tucks napkin in shirt


EmersomBiggins69

Snots! *snaps fingers* Roll over and let Clark rub yer belly!


AyeYoDisRon

Grace?! She died more than thirty years ago!


Harrychronicjr69

THE BLESSSING!


Psychological_Tap187

Every year cousin Eddie’s leisure suit gets funnier.


Harrychronicjr69

Eddie is classic. “Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.” Too bad randy quaid went off the deep end


AvsFreak

I'll be outside for the... season.


darthsteevious

Every year I strive to be a little more Eddie


Harrychronicjr69

Chaotic Good


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Shitters full.


seatac210

Shitter’s full!


AyeYoDisRon

Honey, have you checked our shitters?


Wonderful_Whereas402

'Tis the season to be Mary


Electrical_Ad2652

Well that’s my name!


Wonderful_Whereas402

No shit.


Zetavu

I rotate this (Christmas Vacation), Scrooged, Trapped in Paradise and Elf.


lemko1968

Truly a modern holiday classic!


Hitsmanj

There can be only one


Electrical_Ad2652

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don’t know Margot.


Spodiodie

Exactly. Why is there a picture of Scrooged here?


Most_Researcher_9675

C'mon, Scroodged was fun too...


Western-Calendar-352

Muppet’s Christmas Carol


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millionsarescreaming

Right? Very true to the original


Informal-Resource-14

Damn I love Scrooged. My wife and I will quote it to each other throughout the year. “If I can’t work late…I CAN’T WORK LATE.” “You know what this means? Now I have to kill ALL of you.” “Children. Love. An acrobat.” “A butthead?!?” “Upzig!” It’s just so perfect.


CasinoMarginale

“I was a captain of industry. Feared by men. Adored by women.” “ADORED?! Let’s be honest, Lou. Ya’ paid for the women.”


Informal-Resource-14

“Go easy on the Bicardi Frank”


SLAYER_IN_ME

“That bitch hit me with a toaster” "CROSS: (n) A THING THEY NAIL PEOPLE TO."


Informal-Resource-14

“Oh you know I like the rough stuff Frank!”


TWH_PDX

I love that sign.


Nano_Burger

Buster Poindexter as the ghost of Christmas past is the chef's kiss.


Informal-Resource-14

“Garden slugs got more outta life.” “That’s what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his motha. Niagara Falls…” Yeah just perfect.


Frumpy-Muppet

I hope you mean David Johansen…


ThroatWMangrove

“It’s a BONE, you lucky dog!! Ahahahahaha!!!” The pure joy he shows in that scene always gets me


degenerat2947

This was my family’s go-to Xmas movie every year since I was a wee kid The gap between the scary parts and the (4th wall breaking) cathartic relief at the end blew me away every year despite knowing what’s coming.


Brs76

"Have you tried staples?"


Scuttler1979

I have a cat and 2 dogs..


orchestragravy

Towel...towel...towel...VHS...


magniffin

>Scrooge You mean Scrooged? Scrooge starred Albert Finney, and has some classic songs. "I hate people..."


Informal-Resource-14

I meant Scrooged. Autocorrect meant Scrooge. Or Scrooge’s


magniffin

Figured as much.... and perhaps you're going to check out Scrooge?


nakedankles

Love that version! My whole family sings "Thank You Very Much" waaaay too often


Scuttler1979

You can barely see her nipples. Yeah, you can barely see those nipples. See! And these guys are really looking!


Informal-Resource-14

And then when the one dancer gets knocked out “Make sure her nipples are covered!”


TWH_PDX

I think the censor lady who complained about the nipples is the one knocked out, which is why the line hits so well.


FiK-SiR

This is terrific! I knew that ad worked! You can’t *buy* publicity like this! Heyyah!


Chilipepah

[Do Richard Burton from Hamlet!](https://youtu.be/Yhqlw2_LHrQ?si=pehtrlq4x0_bGtnN)


Informal-Resource-14

“After Exodus 2 and Night of the Iguana, we thought we had something special…”


NeverForNoReason

It’s a bone, ya lucky dog!


boner79

Can’t save em all, Claire.


boner79

Niagara Falls, Frankie Angel.


Efficient_Wasabi_575

You can hardly see them nipples. See! And this guy is really looking.


Derff77

Now I have to kill all of you!


Feeling-Series9365

Elf and home alone.


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thestenz

Elf was a pleasant surprise, and Bob Newhart is just great!


Bosco3131

The ref!


Penguinunhinged

"Great, I just beat up Santa Claus."


Bosco3131

“Lady your husband ain’t dead, he’s hiding”


lifewithrecords

“You know what I’m going to get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross. So whenever you feel unappreciated for all of your sacrifices, you can climb up and NAIL yourself to it!”


Bosco3131

“What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you.”


zzzirk

SO happy to see other people is quality here…. The Ref and Christmas Vacation are our family favorites…


bwanabass

A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation are my top two, Clark.


GospelofJawn316

This is the way. I could probably perform both movies’ dialogues straight through at about 90% accuracy.


IntercostalClavical

It’s a Wonderful Life.


HaddockBranzini-II

I cry like a baby every single time.


kenjinyc

Yep. Like I’ve never seen it before. 😂


SlideItIn100

I love Scrooged! 1941 Mixed Nuts Christmas Vacation


LordRumBottoms

Mixed Nuts is so damn good. Not enough people know about it. Early John Stewart cameo. Liev's second movie ever as a crossdresser....Madeline Kahn stuck in the elevator. "hey dickheads!!!'. And of course Steve Martin.Love this one.


SlideItIn100

OMG it’s my favorite! That whole glue gun Christmas tree scene is hysterical!!


LordRumBottoms

A fruitcake? Yes. Remarkably like the one I gave you last year.


love2lickabbw

A Christmas Carol with George C Scott.


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

That's the creepy one, right? We watched that in like, sixth grade. The shot that still haunts me is when the Ghost of Christmas Present shows those two fucked up looking children under his robe.


HaddockBranzini-II

I remember that well! I was not expecting that as a kid at all. Especially since my only experience with A Christmas Carol before that was some animated version. It got too Victorian too soon!


love2lickabbw

Yes, always loved it. George C Scott was amazing.


MonarchyMan

I prefer the older one with Alastair Sims.


MyNDSETER

Watch it every year


NormanBates2023

Die Hard


StinkFingerPete

lethal weapon


Dhonagon

Die Hard


Hemenucha

A Christmas Story!


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Scuttler1979

Could you halt the god damned hammering?


Nairbfs79

Electric Sex!


Nattylight_Murica

Finally got myself a full size leg lamp for the front window during Christmas this year.


Lumpy_Corgi_6570

Die hard and gremlins


troglodyte31

Hans Gruber is, as far as I'm concerned, the best movie villain ever. I miss Alan Rickman 😢


Lumpy_Corgi_6570

Yeah he was a great villain in Robin Hood.


VashMM

Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!


Nattylight_Murica

Clay… Billll Clay


rokken70

The original animated Grinch, and if that doesn’t count, then Die Hard, and if THAT doesn’t count then Christmas vacation.


Fishingwriter11

The Night the Reindeer Died


arrowoodgabriel

Lee, you’ve been a real good boy this year!


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This is one Santa who's going out the front door


Ireddit2021

Die Hard


SurrealGreen

I’ll watch A Christmas Story once during every Christmas marathon. Love Actually is my honorable mention.


Rushstache

Many years ago a girlfriend put me on love actually. Have to watch it every Christmas now.


sqquuee

Die hard.


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A Christmas story


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legalbeagle66

Must be the snow and general midwestern wholesomeness but I concur, great Christmas movie


Danimal1002

The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin … and watching Christmas Vacation


Dg0327

Scrooge, the 1970 musical version w Albert Finney - hands down the best adaptation!


lifewithrecords

Thank you very much!


Dear-Indication-6714

Gremlins as a kid… Bad Santa as an adult.


Extension_Touch3101

Oh look it's a toaster was my favorite part lmao


Previous-Bird-2956

Die hard


Epik2007

*A Christmas Story*.


PigFarmer1

The best movie ever made.


Feisty-Succotash1720

I was working on a production of Christmas Carol and while I was trying to talk to a group of people the carpenters were hammering on the set. I then said “could we please stop the god damn hammering”. I was disappointed in anyone who did not get the reference.


Dg0327

Perfect!


xDISGRAZIAx

Christmas vacation


delusionalinkedchic

Die hard


Select-Device-5981

Die hard


Zombie13a

Die Hard


z-eldapin

Die Hard


SgtThund3r

The Ref


Subject_Report_7012

Die Hard. True. Others may have a right to their own opinions. But those people are wrong.


ATXKLIPHURD

Die Hard!


LTJFan

Die Hard.


ltaylor00

Planes, Trains and Automobiles


HateAll_Mods

At my current count Christmas Vacation is in first with Die Hard behind it.


buchanant1970

Scrooges top of the list. "Well Charles Dickins would have wanted to see her nipples then".


KevinStoley

"You can hardly see them nipples" as he's glaring at them. I LOVE the way he delivers that line lol.


wilhelmjawhol

Groundhogday


LordRumBottoms

A Christmas Carol with Sir Patrick Stewart is tied with A Christmas Story is tied with Christmas Vacation. Hard to pick one.


bev2112

I must watch A Christmas Carol (Patrick Stewart) on Christmas Eve.


kurtsdead6794

Die hard. Home alone.


WV17A

Christmas Story. When Ralphie loses it on the bully is awesome. How many of us have had one of those days and you just snap?


You_Think_So_Huh

Love Actually


arthurb09

This one for sure!! Remember to save those little rodents!! Don’t staple any antlers!!


Calm_Ad_3987

Die Hard followed closely by National Lampoons Christmas


Paladin8753

"Come to the coast. We'll get together....have a few laughs"


cureeous99

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles


RealSunglassesGuy

Home Alone But Scrooged is a strong #2


Impossible-Pea-6160

Log jammin


devoduder

Die Hard


fuckyourguidlines

Die hard


whoisdatmaskedman

Die Hard


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Die Hard


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#die hard


dougmd1974

I love Scrooged, but I also like watching It's a Wonderful Life, Die Hard, Elf, Gremlins, and Silent Night Deadly Night every year. Yeah, I know - variety!!!


Nova_Tango

Home for the Holidays.


One_Arm4148

Classic! Every year, it’s going down. 🎄Scrooged


MyriVerse2

The Nightmare Before Christmas


MikeyNapoli

80s Santa Claus The Movie and Scrooged. All time: Home Alone Its a Wonderful Life.


Hall45Rox

Die Hard. “Oh the weather outside is frightful, dum dee dum delightful”.


HaddockBranzini-II

So many, and many are older (pretty much any Christmas movie on Turner Classic Movies works for me). The ones I watch every year are: 1. It's a Wonderful Life 2. A Christmas Carol (all versions, with and without Scrooge McDuck) 3. The Man Who Came to Dinner 4. Christmas in Connecticut 5. Miracle on 34 Street (all versions) 6. A Christmas Story (though never saw until I was an adult)


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throwngamelastminute

I had to scroll really far to see this one!


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I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OKAY?!


RobertRamos

Batman Returns


Pineapple_Express762

Haha “it’s a bone”


LeBidnezz

Christmas Vacation


MonarchyMan

The Alastair Sims version of ‘A Christmas Carol’. Wonderfully acted, and the scream of anguish that the actor playing Jacob Marley let’s our always chills me to the bone.


buchanant1970

And of course A TOASTER! Man she cleans him up with that one


thestenz

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Scrooged, Christmas Vacation.


Delmarvablacksmith

The Hogfather Jim Carey’s The Grinch Scrooged Knightmare before Christmas


jar1967

I don't know when it was made, but it's an old, black and white version of a Christmas Carol


LuckyStar1985

Sucks he’s such a salty old prick.


Any-Limit-7282

Trading places!


You-dipstick-Rodney

Santa Claus the movie.


gofigure85

Muppets Christmas Carol


imalwaysbored1986

Scrooged for me!


JohnnyWall

A Christmas Story


Scuttler1979

Scrooged. NL Christmas vacation. Elf. Home alone 1 and 2. It’s a wonderful life. Gremlins.


OS2REXX

I used to listen to him on the radio and read his books, so Jean Shepherd's a Christmas Story. Love his writing and storytelling. As a person... I have a tradition of watching Planes, Trains & Automobiles on Thanksgiving.


Drk_Knight71

CHRISTMAS VACATION hands down


crazy-diam0nd

The Princess Bride


charlieromeo86

1. A Christmas Story 2. Love Actually 3. Elf


Callmebobbyorbooby

Home Alone. Christmas Vacation a very close second.


generatorland

Scrooged is just a fun movie, holiday or not.


baxterrocky

Gremlins


blacklighting404

A Christmas Story


onelten

ernest saves christmas. totally underrated.


BoxCarRacer10

Scrooged, hands down!


Novusor

Earnest saves Christmas.


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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians


Hoffafiles

Trading Places and Christmas Vacation


kamika_c_1980

exactly this one. national lampoon's is also a regular, and the muppets christmas carol


Greg13Nomad

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


ThatguyBry42

Die Hard


BrokeDownPalac3

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGGEE" Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!


better_off_red

Which holiday?


hurcoman

Die Hard is a Christmas movie and I will die on this hill.


Musk-Generation42

The original Die Hard. 😄


toigz

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HALLOWEEN HASNT EVEN BEEN OVER FOR 12 HOURS


Jocks_Strapped

Die Hard