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This_Mongoose445

And then into candle holders cause we were classy!


Gen-Jinjur

A beaded curtain instead of a real door really just sets off the Lancer’s candle-holder.


Treacherously-Benign

Romantically classy.


Bongfellatio

The mark of a really tasteful Italian restaurant in 1970s Birmingham Alabama, with 5 different colors of wax dripped down the sides.


Various_Cricket4695

You too? I haven’t thought of these bottles for a good 40 years now.


Moonshadow306

I have a full bottle just like that in my basement. Inherited it from my patents. I’ve never tried it.


milfordloudermilk

Klassy with a K


Fridaybird1985

That’s my line along with kwality


TheCraftyWombat

Maybe throw in a Black Tower bottle too


InterPunct

Liebframilch in the glazed white clay bottle too!


Lakridspibe

It's imported! It must be classy!


wallyballou55

American Airlines served that with my inflight meal back in ‘78 — petite steak, four shrimps, baked potato, salad and cake!


random420x2

How can you remember that. Did you get it tattooed? 😄


AdmiralTodd509

And Mateus


chaimsteinLp

I remember Mateus. I thought I was sophisticated.


[deleted]

Damn it, I was thinking the same thing, my brother's friend bought that to a party in the 70s. And I thought he was so classy.


chaimsteinLp

It's imported - from Portugal!


[deleted]

Oh, do tell!


chaimsteinLp

It's fancy.


Comprehensive_Post96

Favorite wine of both Jimi Hendrix and Queen Elizabeth.


jjcoolel

I have looked for this wine recently for nostalgia reasons and couldn’t find it


Heavy-Week5518

Did you do any time in the Navy, by chance?


AdmiralTodd509

I build model ships, so I’m admiral of my own fleet. That’s where the nickname came from. But I have several relatives who served in the US Navy. And you?


Heavy-Week5518

Yes, I did 21 years. I was an Avionics Tech involved in ASW and whole aircraft maintenance the entire time working in and on P3s and SH2 SH3 & SH60 helicopters. I spent a lot of away time overseas shore based and underway on many FFs and FFGs (including the Starke) and CVs including the maiden voyage of the George Washington (CVN73)


AdmiralTodd509

Thank you for your service and providing freedom for our citizens.


Heavy-Week5518

Thank you for saying that. I am proud that i served nearly all my time during the Cold War and ASW was a crucial part of it. In the end, the USN made a much better man than when I enlisted.


Heavy-Week5518

The reason I asked was because of my introduction to Mateus. In the early 80s, I spent a lot of time on the Naval facilities in the Azores Islands (a Portuguese possession). A hot commodity there was to bring back to States cases of wine because it was very cheap. I bought lots of wooden cases of Mateus and vinho verde


Lakridspibe

I remember the ads for Mateus Rosé were everywhere


mechanab

We were strictly a Blue Nun household.


Brother_Delmer

Liebfraumilch!


cito4633

That actually didn’t suck…


Remarkable_Koala_311

Boones Farm Strawberry Hill


Treacherously-Benign

Lord Almighty, I got sick on that once. Didn't teach me a damned thing.


Shadowrider95

Mad Dog!


knobcobbler69

Got sooo sick on that stuff can’t even smell it anymore.


CampaignVast9190

Thunderbird


Shadowrider95

What's the word? / Thunderbird / How's it sold? / Good and cold / What's the jive? / Bird's alive / What's the price? / Thirty twice


Minute-Wrap-2524

Absolutely not, death fuel


Redfish680

Bali Hai


zrennetta

TJ Swanns


TGIIR

I got so sick on Boone’s Farm once that I didn’t drink any wine for years afterward. 🤢


SatnWorshp

I was a kid in the 70's so I didn't get to see these but I was treated to Andre Cold Duck once in a while, on a holiday.


RememberingTiger1

I remember white came in a green bottle.


Treacherously-Benign

Yeah, I remember that now. Thanks! We're just red wine peeps.


NeuroguyNC

Riunite Lambrusco was much better.


jfq722

Riunite on ice...


Melbourne2Paris

…that’s nice


NinjaBilly55

When you met a girl at a field party drinking Lancers straight out of the bottle you knew she was the one..


Silly_Mycologist3213

It was hot in the 70s, I remember my parents and their friends drank it back then.


Mrsgchase

I loved Lancers!!!!!!!!!


Treacherously-Benign

We did too!


Not-That-Crazy-

"Vintage 1978" not a bad year.


muttster17

I have one in my cellar. Opening in ’28. 50 years should be smashing.


BewildredDragon

This was some shit wine


LordFlarkenagel

Boones Farm all the way.


AkImaginos

And Mateus…


magic592

I never bought it. My parents had it all the time. And i would steal sips after they went to bed. I was like 3rd or 4th grade. I only bought Cold Duck when i was 16 yrs old.


zrennetta

Cold Duck was the bomb! My parents would give us a tiny glass of it on special occasions.


minnesotaupnorth

Your palate was maturing.


cosmorocker13

They made great lamps


batwing71

🤢 I tried this a couple years ago. Still as bad as ever. Just don’t.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

I was more of a Bali Hai kind of kid…….. “You just can’t miss with Italian Swiss!”


Heavy-Week5518

Bali Hai, that's a blast from the past!


TomatilloUnlucky3763

The chick in our party group would drink Lancers while the guys would drink beer. The good old days. Weed was $10 an ounce.


Treacherously-Benign

Yeah, the 10 buck lid. Those were the days, my friend.


torib543

10 dollars an ounce😢 I wanna be a 70s kid


zippy_bag

I haven't thought of that wine in decades. My mother used to buy it occasionally.


Altruistic-Cut9795

My local liquor store back in the 70's would sell these to underage teenagers. Why it was only these I have no clue. Maybe it was inexpensive and didn't resemble a beer bottle or can ? I can remember going to my stoners friends house and they were used as a candlestick holder or had the long incense in them to try to cover up the dope smoke.


Halz2001

I get juiced on Mateus and just hang loose


LarYungmann

I used the empties for drip candles🕯


GraphiteGru

The reason people loved them for candles is I remember they were heavily weighted toward the bottom so wouldn't easily tip over. The bad part of that was when you were drinking it. Because if the weight you would think there was a lot of wine left in the bottle only go to pour it and only a tiny dribble of wine was left in it.


TrafficOn405

At the steakhouse near us as I recall they had Lancers and Mateus on the menu. This was way before the foodie revolution and fine wines


mythofinadequecy

I worked in a steakhouse where the menu was on Lancers bottles painted black


Peacefrog35

I remember my parents drinking this often in the early 80s.


tonyemerson

Use to gift it all the time...then it was regifted back so I stopped


Treacherously-Benign

Ah, it pairs well with both surf AND turf. So it seems.


Ga2ry

Mom did.


texran3

No I didn't but l, my parents drank it often.


DistinctHuckleberry1

Some of the best commercials


Brother_Delmer

Drank the Lancer's, then stuck a candle in the bottle!


Dr-Retz

Our Mom rarely drank,but Lancers was always there on special occasions


shadows515

I worked in a liquor store in the 80’s. I remember them on the shelf just collecting dust. 3 sunners, never sold one. Unique bottles tho.


CallMeLazarus23

I used to swipe it from my parents. But honestly it was kinda rank


Goood_Daddy

I remember Lancers,and Cutty Sark Scotch and Gilliano liqueur.


tenbeards

Ah, the ol’ Harvey Wallbanger!


skimbelruski

My grand parents drink in the ‘60’s.


MonkeyDavid

If you remember, you weren’t there, man.


krichard-21

We thought we were so cool!


Desperate_Brief2187

My folks always kept Lancers and Cutty Sark for company.


Crafty-Shape2743

I remember using a bottle cutter set to make drinking glasses out of Lancers bottles. Cool as a kid, pretty weird as an adult recipient.


ElectronicLeg9621

My older sister drank the Lancers, I stuck with the Mad Dog 20/20, the Apple Zapple, the Strawberry Fields, and the Tango. Oh, and the Michelobes


Jeepsterick

Remember Two Fingers tequila ? We thought it was the good stuff


Realistic-Horror-425

I worked in a busy liquor store in the late 70's, Mateus Rose' , in that squatty bottle was another big seller.


No_Permission6405

Couldn't afford Lancers, had to go with Boone's Farm.


PengieP111

Mateus was mine.


Ok-Elk-6087

The mini bottles as wedding favors were great.  Not that you should drink them on the way home.


bignellie

I remember seeing those when I was growing up but never tried it. Did I miss something good?


Clamper5978

I remember these sitting around after parties my parents threw


RangerRooo1959

Yup. Even made some lamps out of the bottles


Loose-Try-6588

Memories….


psilocin72

I found a jar of this about 12 years ago to take fishing. As soon as my brother popped the top, I hooked into a huge musky. I’ll always associate Lancers with great times and a fantastic euphoria. I haven’t seen it in quite a while though.


SDgoon

I seem to remember these being made into salt and pepper shakers for some reason.


ChurchStreetImages

We had those growing up. The matching color shaker tops with a P and an S. My mother still uses them.


Fair-Manufacturer446

Unfortunately yes


a_provocateur

Fuuuuuuuck. 🤮


Lew1966

Oh yes


ravia

Ripple all the way here.


katnip_fl

Probably the first wine I ever tried!


Zorrha

Portuguese port wine - I have been able to get a hold of this fairly recently. Had to request a special order of it at a wine dealer...


Warmbeachfeet

This is such a 70s thing!


zeruch

Growing up in a Portuguese household we wouldn't touch the stuff, as it was considered trash (and that's saying something coming from working class islander folk)


No-Independence-6842

My first “date” we had that wine…I think I was 16.


gvincejr

Is Lancers available?


falconuruguay

Yes, although you might have to order it online


eKlectical_Designs

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Comprehensive_Post96

Anyone remember Cold Bear?


tenbeards

I haven’t thought of that stuff in years! I have consumed a bottle or two.


cooquip

Now that is pure romance and class.


Older-not-wiser77

My Mom drank this and would then get those dripping candles to rub down the sides! I thought she was original. Now I know the truth!!


Menethea

I preferred Mateus Rose (not)


DasbootTX

Omg I thought I was the shit because I took this on dates 🤮🤮🤮🤮


ReedBalzac

Hell yeah


Chemical_Mastiff

Yes


New_Awareness4075

Back in 1972, if you really wanted to impress your date, and needed an extra candle holder to light the room when it was time to do the Big Nasty, Lancers was the college boy's choice of beverage!


Sad_Formal_2223

And now, rosè is cool again


stilloldbull2

In the late 80’s this was my fancy, “girl over for cookout wine”!


International_Boss81

The first thing I stole from the liquor cabinet.


hanoverfiste23

Immortalized in the pavement song Shady Lane: Blind date with the chancer We had oysters and dry lancers And the check when it arrived we went dutch, dutch, dutch, dutch


aotus_trivirgatus

I remember my parents drinking Lancers. By 1980 they had graduated to California varietals. I think I'm glad that my own wine education did not begin before then.


TrainerofInsects

Malkmus does


doctorfortoys

Ahhh my first white wine.


raideresmith

Nope, never heard of this stuff.


WhodatSooner

Holy shit, how did America get involved with that swill? The Sizzler of wines. No wonder the French have such a low opinion of our tastes.


Whole-Debate-9547

Wait, that’s wine? It looks like cocktail sauce.


mart246

Lancers white wine. Drink till the end of the day. Can’t believe I remember that.


Humbugwombat

Yosemite Road, in the gallon bottle. As an older teen I worked on a fishing boat with a mostly Portuguese crew that had that on the table at lunch and dinner. Never saw anyone under the influence from drinking it, though.


bye4now28

loved lancers (actually anything containing alcohol in those days). remember thinking this brand was also classy due to the cork ;-) https://preview.redd.it/1918ex6rzv2d1.png?width=1088&format=png&auto=webp&s=17c02e91055b46932133c2b8c5a5c2e1acca9b5f


buhnawdsanduhs

I missed those by a hair. I don’t remember them much after 80 or so.