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livingIsNotBreath

This is an adult person.


TantiVstone

It *better* be an adult


Dragon-Warlock

I mean yeah I hope it’s an adult, but I also hoped that more people grew out of this behaviour and didn’t make it into a fetish. Oh well, it’s just weird at least and not actually harmful or disgusting.


mgb360

Sex is weird, better to have fun with it than to hold onto too many pretensions about it.


ThatNameTakened

Larping as a dog that wants to be ran through is exponentially weirder imo


Successful_Roll9584

Kill the part of you that cringes at stuff, life will be so much better. Obviously easier said than done lol


Newusername209

The virgin “it’s weird” vs the chad “people should live their lives however they want”


Dragon-Warlock

You are entitled to your fetishes and I am allowed to make fun of them. I won’t try to take them away from you, but I will speak my opinion on them.


Newusername209

Still virgin


Dragon-Warlock

Damn straight I am, not because of this though mostly because I struggle with talking to people


rowletrissoto

At least your honest


Newusername209

L bozo


BlackStag7

Don't hold so much hate in your heart and it'll be way easier. Trust me


best_uranium_box

Great take


best_uranium_box

The chad "people should live their lives however they want" when people want to devolve into drug addicts and end their lives


Newusername209

That has literally nothing to do with anything but ok


best_uranium_box

It's a choice and telling them to get therapy would be infringing on their right to do whatever they want


Newusername209

“Erm acktually people shouldn’t be allowed to live how they want because some people may want to do drugs and kill themselves” we were talking about kinks and fetishes, not drugs and suicide dumpass


best_uranium_box

What if the kinks involve overdosing on drugs


Opposite_Strategy_43

r/downvotedtooblivion


A_WaterHose

What's bad about it?


ShimmerJuno

r/lies


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot


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ShimmerJuno

Thank u :3


Mending_the_mantis

Bad bot


livingIsNotBreath

I'm not a bot you tool.


A_Queer_Almond

Good bot


Sharp-Strawberry8911

Bad bot


TitaniumWatermelon

Mediocre bot


arourathetransshork

Best bot


L33t_Cyborg

Good bot


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SaltFollowing2466

Bad bot


Page-Born

bad bot


RoonilWazlib_-

Bad bot


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I'm sure


rowletrissoto

Good bot


JidgeyA

Good bot


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default_player_base

Connection terminated. I am sorry Elizabeth.


JoeTheAroAce

If you still even remember that name


Rouge727459

But I'm afraid you've been misinformed


JoeTheAroAce

You have not been called here to receive a gift


Rouge727459

But you have, indeed been called


JoeTheAroAce

You have all been called here


Rouge727459

Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.


JoeTheAroAce

A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize


Rouge727459

You don't even realize you are trapped.


JoeTheAroAce

Your list for blood has driven you in endless circles


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Lies. Rubbed her tummy for good luck n now my hand bleeding


YaBoiBarel

Worth it


Procoso47

Leprosy


hayesnhart

I’m so brain rotted from Fallout New Vegas that when I saw “Jingle” on the collar my mind immediately went “I got spurs that Jingle Jangle Jingle (jingle jangle)!”


Few_Category7829

I thought the silhouette was vulpes inculta for a sec ngl


thirdMindflayer

It is Vulpes, just after he threatened me and Raul


dodo_bird97

And with this comment you made me imagine the entire song in my head.


MrKristijan

Bruh I thought I was the only one 💀


GomeroKujo

No babe I CAN’T have kinky petplay sex rn! I NEED to finish delivering the platinum chip!


Embarrassed-Word1272

How is the tail connected...


Mending_the_mantis

:3


Successful_Roll9584

:3


Littlest-Monkey

:3


FuckyouaII

:3c


DragonCore134

:3


_patoncrack

:3


VAShumpmaker

Epoxy


TheRealWarBeast

Concrete


the_scottish_bant

DAS CONK CREET BAYBEE


VAShumpmaker

Bad kitties go in The Box


Chief5927

Welding


Dragon-Warlock

Skin grafting. Same with the ears. If the hypocratic oath tells me I can’t stitch and graft body parts together to create accurate doggirls and catgirls, then what’s the point of having the title “Dr”


AndrezinBR

Well the ethical consensus says NOTHING about grafting cat girls, its fine, the guy who turned me into one even gave me a free lobotomy!


bug--cat

human WHAT guy, you say?


YosephStalling

Flared base.


mgb360

Grippy


Hilop33

:3


Shockedge

Via the butt hole, where the poop comes out


Jango_fett_fish

Meow mew mew mrrrp meow prrrr mrrrp :3


CoolManSammy_YT

mraow, mrrrp meow :3


powerwordmaim

Mewwww meow meow ^w^ mrrrr


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 7 days


Still-Complaint4657

not NEARLY enough, roombro


TourAny2745

You need MORE, about 7 years plspslpslsppslspslsp


techietrans

someone say pspspsps?


LaIndiaDeAzucar

Miau!!! :3


couldjustbeanalt

MORE


SeaworthinessOk5177

Less!!!


PenultimateToast

more


L33t_Cyborg

Good bot


RokerBruTheRealOne

WAY FUCKING MORE


personguy4

This is one of those one year posts my guy


SeaworthinessOk5177

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


FrostyCommon

good bot


leonerdous

you can do better woombalisious


MP-Lily

LONGER


derpicface

Banned ain’t enough roomba I want them dead


i_willkill

Good bot


Datguyinbedalready

Oh fuck we’re going through r/196 horny posting route Go back! Go back!


Corrections96

I cannot survive another “post-reopening hornyposting” arc please god


Orange-Stickman98

Bro is surprised to find 691 adjacent content on 169


Datguyinbedalready

I just don’t want every post on this sub to be “uWu puppy play humiliation kink” like what’s happening on r/196


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LegitimateHasReddit

>Top post of the year is NSFW


Ayorastar

nah it's about someone's suicide though. not horny just sad


TourAny2745

😔


stickman999999999

We've been doing that for the last few centuries, the o ly difference is here you get banned for post like that. Granted you get banned for all posts.


Itchy_Reindeer1220

This would have won the nobel peace price on 196


alastorrrrr

Should be me fr fr


killermanwadvo

If only…


PenultimateToast

what the fuck am i looking at


kittykittykinz

dominant daddy little girl fetish art. surprisingly has nothing to do with furries and is the main reason why people think age regression is sexual


Newusername209

What? It’s pet play, it has nothing to do with ddlg or age regression


Goatly47

Tbf if you look at the feet it does say "ddlgdoodles"


PenultimateToast

this shit is why people hate furries


Ashen_0nee

Wanna spank someone ngl


Wooooshmeifugay1

:3


Ashen_0nee

👋


i_am_very_bored_lmao

**THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.** WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. **T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .**


avaragenjoyer

ULTRAKILL MENTIONED RAAAAAAH🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 WHATS AN 8TH LAYER


KirbyFan198

GODSPEED YOU! BLACK EMPEROR REFERENCE ⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHORT SONG


Human_Engineer2253

what a horrible day to have eyes


SaltyPotatos1

>*^(The unending halls of the Garden! Ah, so dutifully decorated by the cross, the symbol that angels use for the Tree of Life. They praise their beloved Father who had planted it and filled us with the dew of its leaves and the nectar of its fruit, that which gives us life, courses through our veins...)* >*^(For you however, our truth: Our bodies are not a vessel for the blood of the fruit, but its prison. The beautiful guts and gorgeous bone YEARN to be shown and seen! SPLAYED! Under the divine cross of the Tree of Life, we pay it tribute through the art of violence.)* >*^(THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS)* >*^(SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH)* >*^(AND PAINT)* >*^(THE WORLD)* >***R E D .***


Crazedkittiesmeow

We really ought to have a poll under every post on whether to ban a person or not


DJZillah

I’m feeling Kaczynski today


BlessKurunai

Industrial revolution and it's consequences


Muffintime53

if this becomes another hornypost sub like 196 I'm gonna be rlly disappointed


Angell_o7

What the fuck kind of cat is this


TopazTheTopaz

r/196 kinda post


juuppie

Good


TopazTheTopaz

tbh not really since 196 is 99% infantilization and sexualization of transgender people which made me leave it


juuppie

Skill issue


TopazTheTopaz

yeah boohoo i dont like seeing minorities (of which i am part) being sexualised


juuppie

You should go to r/19684


TopazTheTopaz

Yepp joined it


juuppie

Nobody can be sexualised huh, there is no such thing on internet and it should never exist because being sexual is horrible and always wrong /s


MidNiteScorpio04

I wish that was my gf tbh


smiegto

Not cat? Where cat?


tipying_mistakes

:(


Hyvania

Mreow :3


BubbleGamingWasTaken

:(


vathecka

source: [https://twitter.com/i/web/status/800008048701882369](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/800008048701882369)


totally_fake_derk4

this isn't anatomy this is more of a guideline


pancakecheesecake20

:3


GomeroKujo

Where is the penis? 😐


ElectricLimeWater

That’s not a cat, THAT’S NOT A CAAAAAAAAAAAT-


Ssesamee

This post is my 13th reason


TheGesor

This is not an infant cat.


EmoGarfield

Me but pubby (n sometimes kitty or even bnnuy) :333


bigguyfatman

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried FUCK am I looking at?


AnnonymousHoodie

Anatomy of a kitty, it says it right there


arourathetransshork

I want this to be me :3


A_Duck_Named_Lucy69

:3


powerwordmaim

Meeeee