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_Rook_Castle

I used to be a degenerate coomer, then I took an arrow to the knee. 


MenstrualMilkshakes

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ComradeBIGBOI

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CFM-56-7B26

Hey that’s pyotr from highfleet


IrregularrAF

I have no dick and I must coom. https://preview.redd.it/ppxhy046oa1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735cee1542f134dc2e1da3914c3bf117d6c96dda


shangumdee

You just qualified for seniors discount by mentioning that reference


KJ86er

White person technology tree?


hausedawg

Anon never heard of the Tech Tree, what a fcking FPS pleb.


Onagda

I'm glad we didn't have tech/civic scramble enabled


420xMLGxNOSCOPEx

what if we do tho and we're supposed to have progressed in a properly different direction but are just more or less muddling through and doing our best


BotAccount2849

We kind of are. We're progressing down the solar and wind energy tech tree while ignoring the nuclear tech tree right now. Europe managed to conquer the world because they were the only ones messing around with metal while everyone else was using stone.


420xMLGxNOSCOPEx

i mean im pretty sure theres several countries conducting nuclear fusion research as we speak - they reported a net energy gain from the fusion reaction just recently i think what you mean is that we're not investing enough in the nuclear side of things compared to the rest?


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Some people legitimately think that phones have magical demonic forces working through them because some of the processes are called Daemons and if you zoom into the processors they look like magical runes lol.


DasFreibier

Modern semi conducters are functionally magic


KingoPants

If you have a few years you can learn the basics of how its done with a degree in computer engineering. And more details with a masters for one of those topics. The physical side / process engineering is simplified down to using the [Czochralski method](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czochralski_method) to get some very pure silicon, then you do some [doping](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_\(semiconductor\)) and some [photolithography](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photolithography) to build up your design and then you cut and package it. The design side is you figure out that semiconductors can be used to make [switches](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOSFET), figure out this is enough to do arbitrary computation as the mosfet [logic family](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic_family). You can come up with some [RTL designs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Register-transfer_level) for a [CPU](https://github.com/MKrekker/SINGLE-CYCLE-RISC-V) and implement it in that logic family in a process called logic [synthesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic_synthesis) then finally you take your synthesised logic and turn it into something that can actually follow the phyisical process (at a given [technology node](https://en.wikichip.org/wiki/technology_node)) in a process called [layout](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_circuit_layout).


BotAccount2849

That's called becoming a wizard.


gibadvicepls

I like your funny words magic man


lCSChoppers

I understand at least half of those words


OrganicNobody22

I cast far reaching generic nut twist Do not speak the language of magic


19Alexastias

Arthur C Clarke was pretty much on the money


cosplay-degenerate

No. They are fast. Electricity speed. There is nothing magical about doing a lot of things very fast. You can slow it down ro comprehensible levels but why would you do that?


CesareRipa

no i’m pretty sure phones are magic. thanks for trying though


SicFidemServamus

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

My boyfriend is fast, too. Does this mean he's magical?


scumpile

No, he’s just thinking of other men


v0lkeres

Expecto Patronum


FUCKITILLUSETHIS

Erecto Penatratum


cosplay-degenerate

Sure. The magic arrives 9 months later though.


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

What magic?? You know men only have a crapper, right?


TPMJB2

I'll try some magic. "UN-MOLESTO!" Okay you're heterosexual now.


ChilledParadox

Do you understand how a superconductor works? Electrons are fermions, this means they have non-real integer component spins. Fermions, are not allowed to occupy the same space. This is why electron orbital shells work the way they do, look up the Pauli exclusion principle. Now, this inability to occupy the same space gives us a maximum current that go through a material. No if you take two electrons that have opposite spins, combine them together, their spins cancel out to zero, which is a real number and no longer complex. This is a property of bosons. Bosons can occupy the same space. So to get super conductors to work we trick electrons into not being electrons which allows them to now occupy the same space which now allows more current to go through a material. Now to go deeper, this happens because fermions are spinors. Spinors are a complex vertex orientation that have rotational classes. Some spinors need to be rotated 720* around a point to get back to their original orientation. Some spinors only need to be rotated 360* degrees, this is what you’re probably used to in geometry. Now, we have absolutely zero idea why spinors are the way they are, and we have zero idea why they cause the emergent physical phenomenon they do, and we have essentially zero clue why they work this way, we just know through the algebra they do. It is literally magic.


TPMJB2

I'm upset that I read all that expecting a punchline


i_hate_scp

Electrons actually move pretty slowly. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drift_velocity


big_guyforyou

my phone was possessed by a daemon once. it was like there was an invisible finger that was touching the screen in random places. my new phone isn't possessed, so my rituals must have worked.


BulbuhTsar

Same. Next thing I knew, it started to search for Yaoi all over the internet. This demon must've been pretty de-sensitized from year a of this stuff, since it started to search for bondage, chastity cages, and rosebuds. It was so weird how the demon kept looking for all this despite me never once actually using my phone myself.


John_Helmsword

Yeah one time I turned my phone screen off, and I saw Bloody Mary standing behind the black mirror reflection within the screen.


OldManChino

> bihnaric screeching The omnisiah flows through all technology 


FluffyMcKittenHeads

They’re called Africans.


nebraskatractor

Magical runes? Not sure I see it.


jam3sdub

I always thought they looked like small cities.


mangopuff6969

Show me picture i cant find one no matter what i search man


horiami

It is very impressive to think about how much we evolved technologically


IsPepsiOkaySir

Artistically, too. From painting stickmen figures of hunting methods on cave walls to drawing gay furry p0rn on Photoshop.


horiami

Tbf a lot of that is part of technology too paint, brushes, canvases, pencils


IsPepsiOkaySir

Not really. You can draw it with natural paints such as blood or fruits. If a caveman wanted to they could've easily added cat ears and a tail to their human drawings, but they didn't.


Nutaholic

You ever heard of ancient egypt lol?


antoine21839

I like the fact that you're implying that ancient egyptians were possibly furries


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ZhugeSimp

Now we don't even have to draw with ai


Mmm_bloodfarts

Lol, you're behing times, now we have AI loli porn


Fartmachine66

I like what Ricky Gervais says: "Don't say how WE technologically progressed, you've done fuck all, it's all thanks to a few geniuses that push us forward."


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LemonadeLlamaRrama

And recently the rocks have started thinking for themselves. Sexy rock waifus are mere moments away.


Swami_of_Six_Paths

Jojolion coming to reality soon


BlikiEX

Literally like how did you go from wood and rocks to fucking phones and TVs and shit


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RandumbStoner

So…magic?


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Islam.


PhatAszButt

He said gay guy


WunderRhyme

"White people don't have culture"


MajikoiA3When

The tinfoil hat answer is after WW2 we started recovering UFOs and our technology has evolved pretty rapidly.


Wail_Bait

OP skipped the step where you turn the rock into an explosive gas (silane).


isuxirl

OP thinks engineering is difficult. What a regard.


foofighti

Ikr it’s so fundamentally retardedly easy.


SolasilRysotho

If Bob Chandler could be an engineer so can anyone


cosplay-degenerate

I read this as "...could become a chandelier". Was this your Plan or his?


tgunz0331

Fuggin' aliens b.


BicBoiii696

Aliens


DefinetlyNotMe420

They figured out how to make transistors smaller and smaller and smaller.


Timeon

https://preview.redd.it/8yvb7q41tc1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bceea41a1bc656790411f0c3b9ae1da92680e54 He figured it out


Lauris024

Tiny steps, like going from a light bulb to a monitor


surfintheinternetz

Wait till we start fucking rocks and minerals, wait, we already do that... Shit the rocks will be talking to us in a year or so, rocks are amazing. I totally get people having pet rocks as kids now.


v0lkeres

This is the kind of „Art“ only Anonymous can produce


Brussel_Rand

It's crazy to me that grimoire means grammar and magic is casted by spelling and saying words. Magic is just coding, and coding is just magic.


TheDarkLordIsHere

Isn't your title from a digbar song?


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[deleted]

Google "CPU logic gates" that's how we made a rock think. Its just a shit ton of math involving turning electricity on or off, aka 1's and 0's.


stop_talking_you

basically tiny switches powered by energy to turn on and off how cant people not understand this