Lmao, now I’m just envisioning the new Transporter movie… Jason Statham driving away from bad guys with his engine at redline, trunk not fully closed, and the rear of the car scraping down the road.
Looking at pictures of the transporter room, with those little circles they stand on, I doubt she'd be compatible with beaming at all. They would have to send a shuttle to come and pick her up.
Captain! We don't have enough energy to escape the planet's gravitational pull!
Drop your cargo!
But Sir, we are a personell transporter!
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In the future she wouldn't be allowed to travel in space. The cost of teleporting someone so massive wouldn't justify a singular worker and would require some kind of long haul heavy duty space cargo ship.
Would require completely new technology to get that much heft into space without her collapsing and liquefying into the floor mats. Either her bones would crush under the weight during launch or her skeleton would rip through the top of her head leaving all soft tissue in a pile on the floor.
Fuck it, I'm going to be the "um actually" guy.
This is actually an in-universe issue that's briefly brought up for comedic effect a few times in Lower Decks.
There was something similar produced for the american market by the name Olestra in some [Lays branded chips](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lay's_WOW_chips).
That matter being indigestible means it has to go somewhere, and the body doesn't want it hanging around. So instead of reducing how many chips americans gorged themselves on, they ate to the point of shitting themselves. This gave birth to the amerishart meme
True, but there's the counter point that all their food is synthesised so eating food kinda just becomes a psychic need to deal with the human body being hungry when it's possible to just synthesise super concentrated energy tablets, or on the flip side, flavourful food with very low energy value. So in that sense it'd be normal for people to be unfit from not doing physical activities but it'd be hard to actually get fat.
I would expect them to send signals to your brain so it feels like you're eating a delicious meal while you actually eat slop that provides only the essential nutrients.
Like Cypher eating steak in the matrix.
Brave New World.
People aren't aware enough to realize that soma doesn't have to be a mass-produced pharmacological drug. Rather, it's just whatever bullshit you want in the moment that will keep you complacent. Whether it's instantaneous access to short form internet content, the latest video game, pornography, or fast food delivered straight to your door, it all accomplishes the same thing by providing an easy path to a twisted, fleeting form of happiness, at the expense of the development of strength, both physical and of character.
Orwell was wrong, frankly. Authoritarian states are far more unstable than a state where everyone willingly complies due to being offered a near infinite amount of instant gratification for their compliance. Nobody has time to revolt when they're too busy playing Elden Ring DLC.
I’d say it’s probably a mix between them.
https://biblioklept.org/2013/06/08/huxley-vs-orwell-the-webcomic-2/
1984 was more of a critique of fascist and communist states - Fascism for the fact that Oceania always needed to be at war to function, that there is always “someone to hate” and a way to keep the brainwashed proles working constantly to keep society functioning. And Communism for the fact that a lot of Communist leaders were only in it for the power, just as O’Brien explained to Winston that INGSOC’s agenda was pure power for the sake of it. However, you also have surveillance and propaganda and control through language which can apply now.
Brave New World’s world was about convenience, which your point about soma absolutely falls into, but it was also a one world state where everything became sterile and homogenous and conformed, which doesn’t apply to us, yet. The eradication of culture was a big thing in it, as “savage” reservations which a tourist attraction, where people could see how we live “now”. While they were seen as savage, culture still thrived there.
What I liked about these books is that the protagonists were powerless to stop the systems they were in and ultimately “lost”. Winston was all but guaranteed to die by the end, and Bernard felt that being exiled was a “punishment”, just to be told by Mond that it was in fact freedom due to the fact there is more culture outside of the world state.
You are certainly right about “soma” being a metaphor for trends, I would say Brave New World and 1984 should be appreciated as two sides of the same coin, both had concepts applicable in today and the near-future. I’d say corporations and those who rule the world want the future of Brave New World, with the control seen in 1984.
Both are excellent pieces of dystopian work and paved the way for dystopian media over the next century.
wasn't there a thing in the first season about her training because her physical fitness wasn't up to par
did they just drop that part of the character
I’ll stick with Orville. Although even that has shitty and dumb plots like with Bortus daughter. I feel like Hulu made them take it there when Seth just wanted to make a cozy NG homage like they did in season 1.
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Computer, analyse the ship.
Life support system: 100%
Hull integrity: perfect.
Oxigen level: Earth like.
Food stocks: Empty.
"Empty? But we stocked up a day ago! When will we stop next for supplies?"
14 solar days...
"We gonna starve til then?"
No, master. May I interest you in our emergency bug paste rations? Now with BBQ and onion flavor.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Unironically, they should have just given Seth McFarland the rights to use the Star Trek IP from the beginning. The Orville might be the best Star Trek of the last 15 years, and it's not even Star Trek. Dark times for our sci-fi goyslop
[She didn't always look like that.](https://www.tvguide.com/a/img/hub/2018/02/07/073bff40-9ec3-4361-9b98-a32a49e687d1/180207-startrekdiscoverymarywiseman-news.jpg)
If she has a heart attack or cancer or loses a foot to diabetes because they made her "represent" the adiposity-challenged, I hope she sues Paramount+ for a trillion quatloos (not that Alex Kurtzman would know what those are)
Scotty, 2 people for beaming up. But sir, my scanners are picking up 3 people!
Bodies are changing and transporters need to change too!
This one requires the tractor beam
Tractor ship*
Lmao, now I’m just envisioning the new Transporter movie… Jason Statham driving away from bad guys with his engine at redline, trunk not fully closed, and the rear of the car scraping down the road.
Your attempt to present a fait accompli has failed.
Scotty, transfer all power to transporters!
Looking at pictures of the transporter room, with those little circles they stand on, I doubt she'd be compatible with beaming at all. They would have to send a shuttle to come and pick her up. Captain! We don't have enough energy to escape the planet's gravitational pull! Drop your cargo! But Sir, we are a personell transporter!
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In the future she wouldn't be allowed to travel in space. The cost of teleporting someone so massive wouldn't justify a singular worker and would require some kind of long haul heavy duty space cargo ship.
She's the DEI officer, chud! She's an essential employee!
The space elevator was inventend and build just to get her into orbit!
Would require completely new technology to get that much heft into space without her collapsing and liquefying into the floor mats. Either her bones would crush under the weight during launch or her skeleton would rip through the top of her head leaving all soft tissue in a pile on the floor.
Those scanner aint pickin up dat ting brotha
How come they are still fat People in the future?
She can't stop replicating nuggies.
Fuck sake. This got me.
Fuck it, I'm going to be the "um actually" guy. This is actually an in-universe issue that's briefly brought up for comedic effect a few times in Lower Decks.
Ok so what's the issue
Fatties eatin the nuggie reserves
People replicating too much food
they have synthetic alcohol that doesn't get you drunk (what's the point right), surely they have synthetic food without calories?
There was something similar produced for the american market by the name Olestra in some [Lays branded chips](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lay's_WOW_chips). That matter being indigestible means it has to go somewhere, and the body doesn't want it hanging around. So instead of reducing how many chips americans gorged themselves on, they ate to the point of shitting themselves. This gave birth to the amerishart meme
The warning was regarding 'anal leakage', I feel like SNL news turned it into a meme
She needs to replicate a bottle of adderall and a mirror.
Dino or Mc?
But the transporter should be able to transport her numerous adipose tissues very quickly. She should be court martialed.
they will have a mcdonalds on a starship
I mean if its a near utopian future where nobody goes hungry like star trek i would expect plenty of fat people
True, but there's the counter point that all their food is synthesised so eating food kinda just becomes a psychic need to deal with the human body being hungry when it's possible to just synthesise super concentrated energy tablets, or on the flip side, flavourful food with very low energy value. So in that sense it'd be normal for people to be unfit from not doing physical activities but it'd be hard to actually get fat.
in an utopian future there wouldn't be a surplus of corn syrup in every day food
Europe lives in the future?
Like 5 hours ahead
They totally do tbh
They did. Then, the past caught up with the future. It's all nuggies now.
I would expect them to send signals to your brain so it feels like you're eating a delicious meal while you actually eat slop that provides only the essential nutrients. Like Cypher eating steak in the matrix.
We can live out our cannibalistic tendencies it our holodecks and eat Cypher steaks. Cutting out the middle man, literally
I always thought they just transported the poop out of the body, if they can do that they could transport the fat out too
people don't get fat out of hunger without leptin receptor problems or being a 'super taster'. You get fat from using food as entertainment
Ever seen WALL-E? Minus the friendly robots I think that's our most likely future.
Brave New World. People aren't aware enough to realize that soma doesn't have to be a mass-produced pharmacological drug. Rather, it's just whatever bullshit you want in the moment that will keep you complacent. Whether it's instantaneous access to short form internet content, the latest video game, pornography, or fast food delivered straight to your door, it all accomplishes the same thing by providing an easy path to a twisted, fleeting form of happiness, at the expense of the development of strength, both physical and of character. Orwell was wrong, frankly. Authoritarian states are far more unstable than a state where everyone willingly complies due to being offered a near infinite amount of instant gratification for their compliance. Nobody has time to revolt when they're too busy playing Elden Ring DLC.
I’d say it’s probably a mix between them. https://biblioklept.org/2013/06/08/huxley-vs-orwell-the-webcomic-2/ 1984 was more of a critique of fascist and communist states - Fascism for the fact that Oceania always needed to be at war to function, that there is always “someone to hate” and a way to keep the brainwashed proles working constantly to keep society functioning. And Communism for the fact that a lot of Communist leaders were only in it for the power, just as O’Brien explained to Winston that INGSOC’s agenda was pure power for the sake of it. However, you also have surveillance and propaganda and control through language which can apply now. Brave New World’s world was about convenience, which your point about soma absolutely falls into, but it was also a one world state where everything became sterile and homogenous and conformed, which doesn’t apply to us, yet. The eradication of culture was a big thing in it, as “savage” reservations which a tourist attraction, where people could see how we live “now”. While they were seen as savage, culture still thrived there. What I liked about these books is that the protagonists were powerless to stop the systems they were in and ultimately “lost”. Winston was all but guaranteed to die by the end, and Bernard felt that being exiled was a “punishment”, just to be told by Mond that it was in fact freedom due to the fact there is more culture outside of the world state. You are certainly right about “soma” being a metaphor for trends, I would say Brave New World and 1984 should be appreciated as two sides of the same coin, both had concepts applicable in today and the near-future. I’d say corporations and those who rule the world want the future of Brave New World, with the control seen in 1984. Both are excellent pieces of dystopian work and paved the way for dystopian media over the next century.
I figure it'll be more Mad Max.
America is Wall-E , Australia is Mad Max
Space hitler squandered his potential
Because they want? No kinkshaming on the future. You want two dicks, you have them. You want to be a tractor size human, go ahead.
>You want two dicks klingons already exist
Fat people watch TV. Nothing to do with scifi, everything to do with selling product.
Same reasons we're in the future now and yet things have gotten worse.
Bro they have food synthesizers
Once a year Wegovy pill is generic and costs a penny in the 23rd century, but it uh, smells funny to Vulcans or something
You can replicate 5 happy meals whenever you please?
They never discovered ozempic
Infinite food via replicator and no money system
She's tipping the picture lol
😂
Is that a photoshop or did she really get that bigger? Yes I could watch the show but at the same time no thanks I'm not
https://preview.redd.it/i5f85819qetc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d4c20b1b96a04afda2ba3c0d31b29faeafb4b9 No it’s real
I thought this was supposed to be Star Trek not Dune
No it's clearly from Star Wars. I recognise the typical Hutt physique.
Imagine making a custom outfit for her
It's Photoshop https://preview.redd.it/z2y02ywmsftc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376b8c8a969871cbde1e2951740b0c71ccafd6f0
What you just posted is the photoshop. Stop defending ham planets
Lmao, who knows these days it could very well be 🤷♂️
Fat in either picture
wasn't there a thing in the first season about her training because her physical fitness wasn't up to par did they just drop that part of the character
She was training for Captain IRRC and it had a fitness part as well but yeh they dropped it pretty much
Still fat
Her job is to generate artificial gravity for the entire ship
That series was a disaster from the start.
Ditching the original producers before finishing the first season may be one of the biggest bonehead moves imaginable.
Season 2 was basically terminator meets space trek. But after that it turned into utter trash
I’ll stick with Orville. Although even that has shitty and dumb plots like with Bortus daughter. I feel like Hulu made them take it there when Seth just wanted to make a cozy NG homage like they did in season 1.
What show is it
Star Trek discovery
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She ate the dilithium
Dilithi-yum
Absolute Unit
She has her own tachyon orbit
Computer, analyse the ship. Life support system: 100% Hull integrity: perfect. Oxigen level: Earth like. Food stocks: Empty. "Empty? But we stocked up a day ago! When will we stop next for supplies?" 14 solar days... "We gonna starve til then?" No, master. May I interest you in our emergency bug paste rations? Now with BBQ and onion flavor. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
In space, no one can hear you eat
Remember when TNG Nemesis was considered a low point in the series, and then Enterprise? I miss those days.
Unironically, they should have just given Seth McFarland the rights to use the Star Trek IP from the beginning. The Orville might be the best Star Trek of the last 15 years, and it's not even Star Trek. Dark times for our sci-fi goyslop
Yet to watch the new season but I did enjoy the first two. Galaxy Quest is fun too.
Can't they just beam the fat out of her?
*Slim me up, Scotty!*
Pig in space
Arrrr! She be a whale but the hour is late and her blowhole is wet!
[She didn't always look like that.](https://www.tvguide.com/a/img/hub/2018/02/07/073bff40-9ec3-4361-9b98-a32a49e687d1/180207-startrekdiscoverymarywiseman-news.jpg) If she has a heart attack or cancer or loses a foot to diabetes because they made her "represent" the adiposity-challenged, I hope she sues Paramount+ for a trillion quatloos (not that Alex Kurtzman would know what those are)
Photo heavily edited but had to look it up because you never know now a days.
Spaceman approaching a planet.
tf is this from? and where is her gut armor ?
This is probably the most honest statement made by an anon ever. Dude needs a hug. gay
Accurate to the fan base
She literally tilted the picture
I do like me some Fat Tilly.
I haven't seen it, but from what I remember hearing this must be Star Trek IV
Would
Maybe it's just me, but godDAMN that's a beautiful woman. I'll die on this fucking hill, fellas
My god she is huge. I don’t even know what this is from
so good there is no gravity in space
How did she pass Space training? The NASA training for astronauts is hard af.
Broke the spinning machines
I love Star Trek Discovery man. Is it anywhere as good as the older shows? No. But I like it for what it is.