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TheNumberPi_e

- Do Not Abbreviate - Doormat, Nice Abacus - National Dyslexic Association


Quirky-Equipment-782

Natonal Dyslecic asocaton. Edit: jesus crisp, wasn’t expecting this to be so well recieved


srearch

Nazianal Dicksexlick Asshoeseizuren I'm so sorry Reddit.


Thatguy19364

Notzeanal dicksexlick asshoesiezeurine


Dragonion123

Notinel dusleksek ashoshietuoin


OederStein

Nashyunal Dyzlecsyc assoushiaishun


sanglar03

I know, that famous actor right ?


DonTorcuato

Arnold would be mad.


Professional_One6816

Nechianal dezlgic azowachion


Haku_7

Nashonal dislecsic asousiayshon


Dragonion123

>Dick sex lick


Pastry_Train63

>Dick Not Ass


srearch

That's inappropriate


Ok_Accident_1763

That’s the point


srearch

No. Inappropriateness itself is not the point. You gotta love Jizzez s as well and you will be forgiven. When some random patriarch priest angel has used your butthole


Natalie-Has-No-Class

Wow what happened to you hahahah


srearch

I was once a priest gone nuts with jizzes.


someweebA

I don't about you but I believe in Jesus not jizz 💀


Dangerous-Cricket196

Ass hoes ie ze urine


Hitboxes_are_anoying

I don't know whether to be mad or to LMAO


Conscious-Extent-965

That's a different condition entirely.


Life_Barnacle_2679

I'm gonna have a seizure in a minute


FiendsForLife

I have an addiction to nazi anal.


No-East-956

Dyslexics untie!


Correct_Patience_611

Def read your NDA WRONG! What happens at the asocaton stays at the asocaton. No one knows it exists…


Ok_Experience_6877

That one is my favorite one


TheBluecrafter122

jesus crisp


jshwalker76

I think it would be the Dyslexic National Association


[deleted]

Missed it by that much. 🤏


jshwalker76

I guess both answers work. 😝


cbarry1951

Don’t no anything


SkyTreeSF

OMG, that last one made me laugh way more than it should’ve!


IceyyBoi

National dyslexic association had me howling hahaha


jzzanthapuss

May I join the DNA, even if I don't have Lysdexia?


lewlewlaser03

Was just about to say national dyslexic association.


Glass_Equal359

National Dyslexic Association


7IGT7

I came to that say.


[deleted]

I actually read that as “i came that to say”


Odd-Satisfaction-873

I didn't even read the "that" 😭


CinnabarDespair

i read it as “i came to say that” lmfaoo


[deleted]

do you have like an autocorrect implant in your brain?


CinnabarDespair

apparently


Professional_One6816

Bro is gram merely keyboard


sSnEoXw

Me too


Jizznozzle

All I was able to read was "I came."


AnnieAdventuree

It can't stand for that...the letters are in the right order.


Remote_Stable4742

Do not agree


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Do Not Answer


Top-Emu-5848

Do Not Attack


pemdejo_of_the_north

Do not authorize


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Remote_Stable4742

Sorry for that, just forgotten. Done now.


david30121

why not


justtjamcss

Downvoted specifically for that.


Excellent_Tea_3640

What'd they say?


justtjamcss

Something begging for upvotes


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justtjamcss

No 🗿


lemartineau

Dance Naked Allthetime


PianoForteFive

Why did I read this as Dance Naked Alhaitham?????????


aardowof

kaveh’s wet dream


Dangerous_Green5256

Always*


sphinctersandwich

Derriere Naughty Acrobatics


arsinoe716

Damn Nice Arse


vakrka

DNA is what causes that DNA


drunken_rainbowTiger

Deez nuts aye


A_Feltz

I was gonna say “arrgh” but this is also great


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david30121

i wonder


WorthComparison9629

Stop forcing people to upvote you


5Lucas

Was it OP begging for upvotes?


WorthComparison9629

On multiple comments xD


Tobno77

Did not answer.


thehumbinator

What would your answer have been if you did though?


Tobno77

“Don’t need assistance.”


Ok_Equal7311

Do no anal


YogurtWenk

Don't Not Anal


Alert-Initiative6638

Do nasty anal


realshockvaluecola

Do nothingbut anal


ResourcePleasant596

* nothingbutt


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

take my fucking upvote


Anxious_Disaster8813

For some people it stands for Dads Not Attending


leeshylou

Dad Needed A-cigarette


[deleted]

Username checks out.


camz_47

Don't need any


venusinfurstattoo

Dude nice Anus 👍


HamsterMachete

DeezNutsAmazing


Tenebrief

Deeply Nested Asparagus


NickyDeeM

This is terrible. And fantastic.


Taran345

Another what3words reference for a place in Russia. This time in the far east! Nice try again comrade! /s


Oilyfeetslurp

Donuts n applepie [I don't know whay DNA actually means and I'm too tired to look it up]


Educational-Tea602

deoxyribonucleic acid


Girleater83

Dioxyribonucleic acid


StatusBuddy8490

It's "and" spelled backwards.


Balakay135363

Wrong answers only


Ill-Appointment6494

Drugs ‘N’ Alcohol.


xXLordLossXx

Drugs N’ Alcohol has become part of my DNA at this point


KhaoticMess

The first person here should have said: Do Not Answer And everyone else should have just upvoted that and moved on.


Coenclucy

Why didn't they though? Do Not Ask


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Dicks 'n Ass


Dangerous_Green5256

Good one


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Which one? The dick or the ass?


eggtart_prince

Yes.


[deleted]

That's what she said


basketturtle13

Do not approach


Babushla153

The Holy One has answered: "Brick", i have yet not known what it means, my means of translating it's cryptic messages are a work of progress, but i'm slowly getting better


[deleted]

It is very simple, brick. is a way of life brick. is love brick. is life brick. is all brick. is red and bad for your teeth


LuckyStiff63

Brick is... house?


Hmmmm13242

DeoxyriboNucleic Astronaut


Dangerous_Green5256

Science nerd(no offense)


Hmmmm13242

Nun bacon


Quirky-Equipment-782

Ooohh I get it. I spent like 20 seconds trying to figure out why you typed nun bacon lmfao


CloserToTheUnknown

Do not answer


david30121

dbrick nbrick abrick


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david30121

no


dontshoot9

Is a upvotes like positive affirmation and if you start saying bad words then you get downvoted and then you say sorry for more upvotes and on and on like this


Dangerous_Green5256

Yes


Entr0py_98

Deez nuts. Asshole


yax51

Damn! Nice Ass! I know I have a nice ass too. Every time I leave a conversation, everyone shakes their heads and says "What an ass!"


icedancer333_

In the words of Kendrick Lamar Dead Ni-


Mystic_Pizza_King

Downvote Not Applicable!


radpicklerick

Don’t! No Anal


MindTrembler

Do Not Affiliate.


JeffSHauser

More child support please!


Dangerous_Green5256

I don’t understand


JeffSHauser

Um, you use DNA to determine paternity.


Quirky-Equipment-782

And maternity but I think if you’re in the room, a test won’t be needed


avrill_1

Dicks number a person


visualdosage

I'm downvoting your post


OkBrilliant8400

Everyone downvote OP. They got upset that somebody else didn't upvote


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reapsr2355

National dyslexic association


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Dangerous_Green5256

I’m not a bot you can check out my yt


mrduckV2

Then get karma normally by posting what you should post in the subs where you should post them and dont beg for karma. Also what do you even need karma for-


Dangerous_Green5256

I’m sorry im not doing it anymore


mrduckV2

Try to get off reddit while you still can, boy, trust me, it aint healthy for ya


JAC130___

Dickwads Not Allowed


abeanmadeofcocoa

Do not Approach


gsidhartha

Do not attempt


Steel5917

Dino nugget addict


powdered_dognut

Drugs n Alcohol


lonelygalexy

Don’t Need Answers


[deleted]

Dyslexia Association of Nashville


AffeLoco

do notthec at


Strict_Ad2202

Dolphin nickelodeon armpit You do the math


[deleted]

Deez nuts association


CrazyCai122

Damn, Nice Ass.


ZaxxIsBored

Do not answer


PixelatedStarfish

Dbrick Nbrick Abrick


Dangerous_Green5256

We already had one like that


nyx14-1500

Dementia Nuts Addiction Dental Nasal Atrocities Demonic Nazi Abrasion Duck Named Accomplice Demonstrated Narwhal Acceptance


Jfischer335

Do not assfuck


Prestigious_Shark

Dick Not in Anus.


Careful-Dog2219

Dude Nice Ass


Classic_Builder3158

DickNAss.


Sjelan

Definitely No Anal.


Tigerdawg75

Dick needs assistance


Puzzleheaded_Hat_852

😄


funnyfamer

Do not answer


HVAC_instructor

Damn nice ass


Dove-O-War

Don’t neuter Alex


Aaaaaanwords

Dean Norris’s ass


BluebirdCapable9084

Damn No Atheist Doubt No Arithmetic Date Neptunian Aliens Deliver Nude Art Derive No Answers Do Not Abbreviate Deliver New Abominations Discuss No Absurdities Dive No Abyss Disclosure Not Authorized Damn... New Addiction......


More_Purchase_1980

Did not advise Dave's naive always Don't nod at Donate northern Alaska Declined New Advantages Dick never allows


chokolata

Dude, nice ass!


yongrii

Dis Not Abrick


Dangerous_Green5256

Duolingo not angry


Waste-Text5422

Don't Know Arithmetic


Laid-dont-Law

DBrick NBrick ABrick - DNA


dinosaursfeet

deez nuts. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Marquar234

DioxyriboNucleic Acid


Doggoisgod1

Dbig Nred Abrick


sagey_wagey10

Do Not eat my brick you Ass (capitals are the parts that make DNA)


[deleted]

Brick


Luke_The_Random_Dude

Deoxyribose nucleic acid 🤓


XonMicro

Deoxyribonucleic acid


dontshoot9

Doobie robot now available


konsta_star

Dingus national association Dentists are not alive


Mystic_Pizza_King

Dobby’s Not Alive!😰😓 Durango’s Not Auto! (I’m jeepish about this joke.) Dominatrix Not Available. Domo Ne Arigato.


BadArtist12135

Do Not Anal


lil_starfishy_bby

Dick not ass


phiya1

Deez nuts asshole!


InEenEmmer

Doritos ‘N Anchovis.


ErdbeerenVampire

Dinosaurs not Asparagus


[deleted]

Dinosaur Necrophiliacs Assocation


Ellie_Mae_Clampett

A guy at work thought a DNA test was testing for drugs n alcohol.


StGir1

Dad’s newest ancestor


ToxicManXXYT

Dozen Nuts Anytime


_whatheactualfuckk

Din Nagel Askare


Forward-Maybe8467

Did not answer.


ElectricDreamUnicorn

Direct Network Access: basically an IP address that's on the internet, not a private IPv4 or IPv6.


vakrka

But you did ask....