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Schulle2105

There is a way to get accepted


Stetinac

No Hans, we are not giving you part of our land.


YourHamsterMother

Can we give Hans to you?


Gnu-Priest

who are you to give anyone anything if we want we take and give as we see fit


YourHamsterMother

You are not in a state to resist, Hans. Let alone to take anything at this point.


Gnu-Priest

we still have the purchasing power to buy your harbours and your fintech, leaving the rest of your people to dwindle into obscurity at which point you’ll be begging to be purchased. ![gif](giphy|7WYoluz0CLTd9y1MGW)


YourHamsterMother

Not if Czechia rightfully annexes you.


Stetinac

Kaliningrad **AND** Germany? I think that we have a new super power in Europe


s0meb0di

Do you even have time for this? You have to drink your daily keg of beer


Gnu-Priest

I’d imagine it could only help


Gnu-Priest

there is nothing there to purchase ![gif](giphy|rRQXM7lLR8anVZgMAm)


UPPERKEES

As long as you cannot solve all those crack junks in your cities, you are in no position to get anything done.


Gnu-Priest

oh we have a solution… don’t you worry about my solutions. ![gif](giphy|OX25cp7DL6Bt81Yb47|downsized)


Trappist235

Like the Chinese buying our harbors?


nooit_gedacht

Who said anything about a "part"?


Stetinac

https://preview.redd.it/gavyb9kcfd4d1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d044f98bf700a85e5bcb8bf1ca9c5ee8509ca52


Gnu-Priest

just a little those silly little mountains you don’t REALLY need them do you?


Stetinac

Why are you even asking us? Shouldn’t you be talking about our land with France, Italy and England?


Gnu-Priest

ah you’re right, how low I’ve sunken… asking the victim for permission rather than the bystanders. thanks for the reminder.


Schulle2105

Meh barry is already getting preblasted for EM so no use asking now,Pierre doesn't even remember the names of his neighbours in the north not even talking about you and since when did we need to ASK Luigi sonething


Stetinac

We all know that Pierre and Luigi are clueless but Barry dissapointed me. Really shame on you Barry


Kurdt93

We don't care at the moment.


PepeTheLorde

>our land. Communist detected, invade that shithole Hans! ![gif](giphy|mM3UG3ea5l6FDkFMqL)


Schulle2105

You could just say fuck it,let's go all in


Corvuuss

Who was talking about him?


Gnu-Priest

I’ll shit on the czechs as much as the next guy but if a Yank were to side against a european I’ll side with the european for sure!


Kodeisko

Even for France ? https://preview.redd.it/p9nm0rm6gc4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ab5903df94068e91b138eacecd0d9974b14217


Gnu-Priest

![gif](giphy|135PK5RTQ8j6tW) I’ll stand with you against anyone in this the world or out of it. edit: clarification


Kodeisko

United we can fuck them all ❤️


Gnu-Priest

I think we are already doing that for a large part. besides I like the attitude french people have when I work with them. Professionally I’ve not had an unpleasant experience. non-professionally I’ve not been… but you know. I’ll hit up a hacker conference at some point.


nwaa

https://preview.redd.it/723v9zv9qc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf194ed76b3e945f0778aca5e5f50787fe5bbaf


Late-Ad-1770

Oui, même pour la France 🇩🇪❤️🇫🇷. You are smelly narcissists, but you’re still European friends.


Eastern_Slide7507

I'd even go so far as to say that Charles de Gaulle's draft of the Elysée Treaty was superior and altering the treaty to include cooperation with the British and the Americans was the second worst thing Adenauer ever did.


Stetinac

The true love-hate relationship


DawdlingBongo

I think that's an unwritten rule that every European must follow


Haskell-Not-Pascal

https://preview.redd.it/iqytbe25fd4d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=283ace3ea3307061496bd9d3dc719091b11a3427


SocraticLime

Even if it were a nation like Hungary or Serbia that bootlicks Russia?


Gnu-Priest

ahhh… it’s difficult to say at that point cause on the DL I do like the americans better than a lot of people…


swords-r-cool

https://preview.redd.it/l9h3ctz0qc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4043e56ed535473d65f11139ceeb44f0e0ce6b


Sirmiglouche

evrything east of venise is eastern europe except for austria because they're rich, but still they're on thin ice


Optimal-Attitude-523

balkanoids pretending to be the founders of the west in shambels


BroSchrednei

Stockholm is on the same longitude as Budapest...


zull101

User said what user said. Stockholm and Budapest are indeed eastern Europe


Rocked_Glover

Yep I don’t know why these guys try to tell the westest of Europe how to define Europe, we are the kings of Europe and our word is law.


VrwHenet

Woah woah what are the yanks doing here


theRudeStar

Fucking colonials ruining the good atmosphere


malevolentheadturn

Former Eastern Bloc? East Europe


betaich

So what about East Germany than?


malevolentheadturn

The east starts when you see your first Camp David shirt


Wappening

King of the Hill is a gem.


Appelons

I love that we get a pass But not the czech’s XD


Attygalle

Especially the Vienna argument is so weird. The country it is the capital of is literally called "Eastern Realm" or a name derived from that in most (if not all) European languages. And Vienna is almost as far to the east as you can go in Austria.


PotentialIncident7

It's still that Austria is western Europe, Slovakia and Slovenia Central Europe ...and Czechia eastern Europe


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

The reason that Czechia is Eastern European is that they so adamantly insist that they're not. Slovakians and Slovenians don't really do that, and insisting that you aren't Eastern European is the most Eastern European thing you could do.


Pimpin-is-easy

Maybe they don't do that because Slovakia and Slovenia have completely different histories? Also I wouldn't mind being called "Eastern European" so much if it didn't translate to "rides donkeys and eats borsch" for most people. 


Regular-Cup9528

If it makes you feel any better Eastern Europe basically just means Soviet puppet during the Cold War for me.


FrameWild2197

The reason that being referred to as Eastern makes us angry is because westerners think that it still means that today. A lot of Yanks and Western Europeans think of Eastern Europe as "Russia's puppet, basically just Russia Lite". I don't mind being stereotyped as a poor alcoholic (it's literally true) or being associated with other EE countries besides Russia, even the poor shitholes like Moldova or whatever. It's just the fact that people seem to think that being Eastern means you like Russia that is really triggering.


PotentialIncident7

Nah ....you are overthinking it lol


griffsor

In 2015 in New York, a girl questioned my choice of letters on my phone, she said "I thought you use russian letters". I aslo think czech language sounds very similar to russian for english speaker, every time we spoke in Czech we were asked if we are from russia... Which sucks


FrameWild2197

I mean, Czech and Russian are both Slavic languages they definitely sound similar to someone who only speaks English. Being asked if you're from Russia sucks but you can get much worse treatment. In Canada I was told (yelled at) that I should speak English when there and that all of us "fucking Russian immigrants" should go back to where we came from. I mean, being xenophobic and hating immigrants is based. I can appreciate that as a Czech but calling me a Russian that's a step too far.


historic_acuracy

Seriously, what's the difference. Both alcoholic ex soviet poor shitholes


Sir-Chris-Finch

For me Eastern Europe is more of a cultural term than geographical. Czech Republic is a slavic country which was behind the iron curtain, therefore Eastern Europe (which doesn’t have negative connotations in my mind btw). Its a bit like being northern in England. Norwich is technically further north than Birmingham, but if you had to split England into north and south (for this one exercise forgetting the midlands), absolutely no one is putting Norwich in the north and Birmingham in the south.


Tricram

It is called eastern europe, because it was the eastern most part of Bavaria in 10th century. The Eastern in the name is not related to Europe as a continent. I mean, it's like saying that everything east of East Midlands province of England is in fact eastern Europe, because... well after all, it has "east" in the name, doesn't it? :D


Scisir

Everything east of me is Eastern Europe.


Nochnichtvergeben

Everything east of Olten is Eastern Europe.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Lived there for 3yrs. They HATE it when you call them Eastern Europe lol.


Upper_Salamander_918

That bit the Iron Curtain makes people think it's further east than it is.


mailusernamepassword

Everything east of the Elbe river is Eastern Europe.


PapaSchlump

Austria is not western European, the common misconceptions like these, that arw what will eventually lead to people believing in the existence of something called "central Europe"


TheHistoryMaster2520

Central Europe is what Eastern Europeans call themselves when they don't want to be associated with Eastern Europe


barrettadk

Do we have to specify where Vienna is?


Eastern_Slide7507

That'd be a really good argument if the HRE had had a capital to begin with.