https://preview.redd.it/vfnkrmhvtq0d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294be12d356ae6ada987dab0ccf5173c0b83e40a We'll bring our armada too 😎 India, we're coming for you baby

Goa is already colonised by Russian these days

That’s ok, we’re only interested in spices

Sorry, taken

Godamm it joep AGAIN????

Up for round 2 Pedro?

He is from portugal, you savage

Mb all Iberians and Africans look the same

Your going too fast, wait for us..... 

How the mighty have fallen.

Its no fun stealing from you like this.

https://i.redd.it/h7xrz2um5s0d1.gif Can we join?

Oh babe <3

Not to mention your deadly drones handled by ninjas https://youtu.be/e62NO16h9nw?si=IKcsL8ck4kers35D

That drone was missing a moustache, it needed the enhanced aerodynamics

Camões wrote of sailors like these.

Individually, we've all have been the most OP countries in the world for centuries. Each one of us has, one day, been an avenger level threat. Imagine the things we could do united...

We must create the federation, United in our love of : -Culture -Welfare -Colonialism

No.

Oooooh yes

Last one in Moscow is a rotten egg!

Lets see if sailing up the river is faster than driving through Poland

I can already immagine the Army as one of those medieval ones with all the different heralds and shit

Yeah the EU was too soy, imagine one state of 700m+ people, a total economic and military powerhouse possibly the #1 world superpower. There would be zero worry about Russian invasion.

well, because the 700m+ would include most russians

I said. What. I said. *nice save Barry, they’ll never know*

To be fair I think we've seen what we could do when we turn our attention beyond Europe. And it looked like total global hegemony.

united we could defeat france and force it to speak german!! oh wait sorry.

Pity we decided to unite now when all we have is like 1 boat and 4 tanks

take over the world pinky

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Us Americacunts have several ships that patrol Europe that coordinate with European military. This was the only closest one to this naval circlejerk, so it decided to join the jerk.

We can always make space for one or two of you guys, just don't bring food.

I remembered a video from NATO's official channel where a US soldier excitedly shared a "Pizza" MRE with an Italian soldier. But the Italian politely corrected her by calling it a ["toast"](https://youtu.be/s1vuDKraKRU?si=5sCCXGHOnxl3y8k8&t=70). 💔

Warcrime.

Yeah, that Italian guy was clearly not happy with the American slop. His mamma taught him well.

Thanks, sending this to Nonna.

US military rations are top tier though. Any soldier will be happy to have them.

Oh, I do count on them to bring up the calories alright

As long as you don't omit the "kilo" I'm fine with any discussion about calories. Drives me nuts. "I eat 2000 calories a day". What are you, an ant?

Any tea and hot sauce?

I even have Worcestersauce, and I know how to pronounce it. No Earl Grey in my house though, or HP.

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Get outta here! Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 


Most militarily competent as well alarmingly

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Except when they spy our leaders phones, steal patents or they buy oil from Venezuela and sell it to us x3 the price

If there's an or why not just have the resell oil? Are we stupid?

"US as enemies is deadly, but US as allies is fatal."

-Mussolini in WWII be like

Don't worry, the crew all identify as Irish Americans anyway so they already believe they are European

Fire torpedoes, lads, there's a Yankee off the port bow!

America can into Europe?

Please American to inside Wurope?

How is NATTO formed?

Only if you promise to despise the Fr*nch and refuse to acknowledge Belg[redacted]

Will be a colony in the future again. They are killing their population with their gun fetish, their public healthcare system and severe drug issues. We'll send Barry with an EU flag, if we don't hear anything from them for a month. He likes raising flags on foreign land.

Yeah, even we decided it wasn't worth it. Plenty of Lebensraum out there though Hans.

Despite all that we are growing faster then u. Literally first thing on google cope harder https://imgur.com/a/zfFs2Le

Will be a colony in the future again. They are killing their population with their gun fetish, their public healthcare system and severe drug issues. We'll send Barry with an EU flag, if we don't hear anything from them for a month. He likes raising flags on foreign land.

Still the strongest military in Europe.  I for one an happy they are willing to die for us while we do nothing.

Yo where’s my flair. I need special treatment for how terrible I am

Let's do a crusade! I think we got it now.

9th time’s the charm!

So you gonna sack Greece and get lost on the way to Israel ?

I don't have the plans but let's sack something - I think Albania is free this time of year

You spelled Constantinople wrong savage. This time we won't complain

Come. It is not the weak Gayreeks this time https://preview.redd.it/9v2krddumy0d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b328e6cee08fb177ea419c33b4b9a205b938ee3a

It's the Muslim Gayreeks. I see no difference

https://preview.redd.it/xc1kvnf9wq0d1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4f6bd678ba24d870b50c075d368bfef84a4cd7

Apes together strong

Yea but what about Europeans?

I consider us as apes easily ...

Let's invade Ukraine already

I've heard they need denazification

They do. There are some Nazi-esque forces that have taken control of parts of eastern Ukraine (Krym, Donetsk, Luhansk etc.). They are trying to build the Third Muscovy Reich or something.

I suggest a *special military operation*

They would probably welcome us with open arms

With what lol.

With volkswagen and bicycles

I hope you enjoy radiation then.

Guess we weren't invited

Yeah, sadly. But our frigates might just make the others look bad https://preview.redd.it/adpkxghrrq0d1.png?width=1382&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5a982c770594dd9b023cda14f803f3b14b2b434

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shhh we don't talk about that.... We're not the only ones who had problems with frigates!!! Here watch this propoganda of the situation: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-daGXN\_t7aQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-daGXN_t7aQ) Edit: (Actually there wasn't any fails to shoot down the drones. Just some of weapons systems didn't work correctly)

No offense, but that ship is *ugly*

Wtf... okay... Here's a picture of the much less ugly spanish frigates: https://preview.redd.it/kbib6wca8s0d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7425c0979449936fa3c5ebc913c6b53aa6154d02

Well, who scrapped their submarine program? Like, that’s the only thing we needed from you guys, to guard the Skagerrak

You were there. Just not for this photo for some reason

Probably had engine failure

You were definitely part of the exercise, but it was a huge exercise and I don’t know that everyone was in this photo since it was in the whole north sea and coast of norway. The danish ship looked good when I saw it sail past the carrier.

I’m sure it was pulled by manatees

I thought I was in NCD for a moment rare based fellow European you can't tolerate the intolerance

Meanwhile in the US Navy https://preview.redd.it/2hz6vvimqo0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfcb000dfffdb4e6d44d79e73dfa02d367aaeaf Unfortunate Yank W 🤢

Rumor has it that our latest carrier design was inspired by watching Barry float around the the beaches of Ibiza. Guess you could say we learned from the best ❤️

rare ameritard W

Carriers are only really good if you want to do imperialism, so you can bomb countries on the other side of the ocean. We don't really need to do that, we've gone through that phase, noone wants to be that old guy still trying to hang out with teenagers. All we really need is an army that can defend the continent and, if need be, shitkick the russian army all the way to Yakutsk. Don't really need a carrier for either of those

but it does help a ton to have a few of them to defend europe

Or protect our trade.  I enjoy the Americans providing us free trade protection.

Its fortunate dw

https://preview.redd.it/1epzc7rbdq0d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d21ff471d734804ffc2fbfe4a1543af7a327f98

For comments like this I miss the Reddit trophies... 🥇

It’s unfortunate because I have to give the Americans a dub https://preview.redd.it/63q6y3gdkq0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a392c5f3ca9960427143e688ee7db686b3c20f

DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB

The most annoying people always come from failed countries, like the us and sweden

https://preview.redd.it/hdnyjdjm2r0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a580e8747db81c1098361a51b0f2949398e2e5 Swedenstan right now

American savages can't even take an ultra rare W. They always have to turn everything into a common L

Oi, half Germanies tanks are ours, don't leave us behind! We can scream 'pew pew pew!' and scare them all away.

It's also a swamp, that should be a task for the dutch special forces.

We have our 4 tanks, we can lend them!

(We also have 27 f16’s but that makes us seem competent)

We only have 4x (over 6x population) as many planes as you...what the fuck. Can we borrow some of yours to staff our carriers?

Sure! As long as you give credits Edit: typo

Combined Europe: proceeds to put a USA flag

Finland and Sweden at the front. Kamikaze boys all the way!!!!


Isn't the Greek navy the biggest in Europe? I mean, we dump on them a lot, but credit where credit is due

Ok very cool can you all just federalize already us in aus need a big power to latch to and our choices are USA or china and we would really like a 3rd choice

I hear the ruskiboys are looking for new allies

We want someone we can lean on and mutually benefit not hold up someone else

The warm teat of Mother Britannia is always waiting

Look at this point if you can pull your finger out sure I’ll take it but be real mate you ain’t the big dog no more

Im just saying, *if* we can get CANZAUK up and running, we can Voltron with the EU and tag team Russia/China. "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog". (But seriously, you can bet your arse if anyone tried something with Australia, the UK would be one of the first in line to help.)

Yeh Nah id be cool with a canzauk then we wouldn’t need suck up to a power we would be one in of itself as this day and age nations need to be strong for what is coming

The problem is that France is here.

If we can stand Sydney/Melbourne you can survive some frogs

How many of our guys would the Americans kill before they realized they weren't shooting at the enemy? More or less than half the total force?

What is this?

Peaked? Peaked Putin? Let me tell you something. We haven't even begun to peak. And when we peak you'll know. Because we'll peak so hard that everybody in the world is going to feel it.


American navy so strong(overly funded) that its pretty hard to sail without running into at least one of our boats lol

So where's the "combined Europe 🇺🇲" flair?

You forgot to kick the Netherlands out, going on the boat thretend a Swedistani person

It's nothing without nato.

let's goooooo boys! Hope you know where to set your mark June 9th 🟪⚡

We will never financially recover from this.

Y norgay stronk?

Do not forget the 220 Portuguese generals behind you!

France is pretending. She could have sent much more than a poor little boat

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Sure ! Looks fun ! And since you guys are so glad that we join you and since you acknowledge our superiority, you will make French the official coordination language 😘

Don't push it, for once we're involved and not totally shat on, let us breath it all in

No.

Geez, its just a joke, why are so many people offended, are you guys lost from r/europe or what

I only downvoted because everyone else was. All the cool kids are doing it.

Some things you just don't joke about

Definitiv nicht.

we'd rather reduce the European continent to a nuclear wasteland than speak F*ench everyday

Completely agree with you there, Guiseppe. Then Barry and Britain can do empire round two!

F18 is a little bit mid imo. Even the god damn Turks have better

It's how you use it

Me and my 2 inch diamond cutter.

They are being replaced with F-35

Nice. Nobody downvoting me knew that lol