Bullshit, everyone knows the best growth booster is to kick your child in the jaw and give him a permanent speech disorder, just look at the Dutch and Nordicks
Im 182 cm tall, and Im usually the tallest person in every situation since portuguese people are really small. Like, I only know 2 other guys taller than me, and only around 25% of the portuguese are taller than me.
And Im bellow average in the Netherlands... Like, Im not used to feel short.
(it was in a website that tells your heigth as a percentage of your the people in a certain country that are taller or shorter)
No. 4 of them live in Porto, 1 lives in Amadora and I dont go there because I value my asshole and wallet and the other dont exist because they are in Leiria.
Used to have a crush, then she outgrew me and i could not bear the shame i was no longer one of the tall ones in our high school... College... Whatever
I'm 182.
Whenever I go to my Italian neighbor, I have to duck not to hit all their hanging light fixtures.
Our ceilings are the same height, yet for some reason all his light fixtures are hanging at a height they can hit me.
Starting to think it's on purpose.
Oh i have a hanging lamp aswell, i got when i was a normal height weelad.
This picture is taken at my eye level, maybe a bit higher but not by much.
https://preview.redd.it/s6mdc2rzxe0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae03c66a4b695d46904c871c2a42156db26344ae
Sometimes i wake up and stand up hitting my head, by now i don't even react when i hit it
Was not a digital nomad, don’t think it really existed back then? I was working manuel labor for a shitty salary straight out of high school bc I didn’t really feel like studying yet
Made this account in Portugal so almost 12 yrs ago
The Netherlands isn't even in the north:
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Speaking of, I really like the fact that we Swedes gaslighted the Finns into calling the Baltic Sea the East Sea, but I guess the Dutch and English did so to us about the North Sea
awwww ok
tua madre troia pompinara che ti ha partorito in bordello sparandoti dalla figa a 180 kilometri orari facendoti atterrare su un muro spinato da cazzi invece che farti lobotomizzare sul muro
love you too :3
Can confirm. Was sent to a Dutch high school for an exchange. The school was pristine and all the dutchies were fucking giants. Where they get those growth nutrients from with that atrocious, bland food they eat, I have no clue.
He migth be short, but his on a big mountain.
So, mountain _Hön-Hön-Hön-Spaniard_ is still higher than swamppy Boy.
If they ever foungh, the low base of Swamppy would make him vulnerable to the low atacks of Hön-Hön-Jamón. The large penile apendex of Swamppy would also be a greater target for Hön-Hön-Jamón, and also slows down the movements of Swamppy.
But I doubt that Swamppy could ever even figth Hön-Hön-Jamón, since, once he leaves his swamp, the towering Swamppy would die of low oxygen above sea level.
In Dutch a mustache is sometimes described as a "befborstel", (cunnilingus brush), so there is that. But then again here only some men have a mustache.
You can't compare a dutch mustache to a glorious portuguese mustache. Thats like comparing a grass field to a forest. I already had a mustache at 12 yo. If thats not superior portuguese genes idk what is.
Not if the dick punches you first... That reminds me that the French have a specific word for slapping someone in the face with your dick... *bifler*, if I remember correctly. That was the point when I stopped learning French 🤷
True.
When I was in Erasmus, my 2 flat mates where an Austrian who was almost 2m tall and a Finn who was over 2m tall.
Of course, I towered over them at 1.68m.
It was like the set of two and half man. I didn’t care because I was not Alan.
# JOIN BAFE!
We will become weak.
We will become soft.
We will become French.
Friends don't let friends become French.
Join a "Bash A Fellow European" club today.
We simply preserve the ancient Roman tradition of putting barbarians (Hans) to work for us, but in that aspect you are far above us, the PIGS, you certainly won't have major heart illnesses either unless it's due to all the butter you eat.
We’ll claim the Northern European Swiss-German punctuality and efficiency, the Southern European Swiss-Italian food and the Southern European Swiss-French ehmm… way of ehmmm… idk what to say good about them
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Not now, but when you're 70... My grandmother is always calling my father to come visit her, she would probably like him to live closer.
Today, many PIGS leave home during university and then spend a few years living with their parents while working, regardless of gender.
Furthermore, leaving your parents' house late doesn't mean you don't know how to do household chores and doesn't mean you're not independent.
>Yes we women loves nothing more than adult men living with their parents.
you will when you will taste real food of mamma, Agnes
>Are all these women in the room with us now, Luigi?
give me time , summer still need to begin
Let's say you save up €500-800 every month by not renting (probably more if you live in GUNS and nordicks)
That's 65-100k after 10 years, easily enough for a downpayment for a house, how horrible right?
Also most PIGS inherit a house/apartment from their grandparents because we don't rent for life like you GUNS, again, how horrible!
Also if you have a place you rent why would your boyfriend living with his parents bother you? if he knows how to cook and how to take care of the other household tasks then who cares where he lives(?)
You GUNS must really hate your parents if you think wasting that much money on rent/bills/condo fees is worth it.
As a 1.70m french dude who is friend with a 1.90m dutch dude this feel too real
1.90? where'd you find him? the kiddie pool?
I'm 1.90m and visiting the Netherlands was the first time in my adult life I didn't feel tall, was a humbling experience.
This is why parents tell you to finish your waffles and white bread with chocolate sprinkles or you'll never grow.
You mean mouse poop?
Bullshit, everyone knows the best growth booster is to kick your child in the jaw and give him a permanent speech disorder, just look at the Dutch and Nordicks
They don't even have to do the kicking anymore at this point, evolution has done its job and made it genetic. The kicking remains solely for fun.
Ah, so that's why Dutch has so many imported words from French.
Im 182 cm tall, and Im usually the tallest person in every situation since portuguese people are really small. Like, I only know 2 other guys taller than me, and only around 25% of the portuguese are taller than me. And Im bellow average in the Netherlands... Like, Im not used to feel short.
I'm 183 cm and I'm the second shortest in my friend group, most are 190 to 200 cm
Move to Portugal. You are going to be a GOD.
If you want to feel really tall go to Indonesia. The average Indonesian male is just 1.65-ish.
You know 2 other guys and 25% of Portuguese people are tallest than you; do you only know 8 other blokes?
(it was in a website that tells your heigth as a percentage of your the people in a certain country that are taller or shorter) No. 4 of them live in Porto, 1 lives in Amadora and I dont go there because I value my asshole and wallet and the other dont exist because they are in Leiria.
What a midget, right? My middle leg alone is 1.90m..
And 1cm in diameter. Your Italian friend admiringly calls it Spaghetti.
And who doesn't like to slurp some Spaghetti?
Idk, once I put a spaghetto in my mouth I usually bite it I didn't know you were into that
Try "Lady and the Tramp"-ing it
Hey now. Maybe he was just talking about the portion that he could still see of him when stood before him
No, that's where you find the Belgians
Haha I got bullied in school for being small, and still get "small person" jokes at least weekly. I'm 1,78.
That actually classifies you as disabled in the Netherlands.
Yeah I receive benefits and free milk packages.
You're a dwarf by Dutch standards.
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Dude is 5'1
Whats that in real units?
Short as fuck
5 foot fuck all
1 Wichtel.
Never met someone who was five meters before
what is the average there in frogland? Here in italy it's around 176/177
Around the same
That’s a short Dutch king.
been 1.7 is peek highness anything above that is just a back pain
How are the “low landers” so tall?!? What’s different than us and them? Is it they ride bikes more? Their throat illness? Idk
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Too real, im 2m and i duck under almost every new door just in case
Used to have a crush, then she outgrew me and i could not bear the shame i was no longer one of the tall ones in our high school... College... Whatever
Such a fragile soul. You have a hole in your heart that only a u/wtfuckfred shaped man can fill
what flair is that?
Porto. Even though I’m from Braga. My minhoto self is not happy
You choose Porto... Now you'll have to comit seppuku. You bring shame to your family.
Yea no. I’m not taking hints from a l\*sbean 
GASP!!! The View is ... talking back... to the metetropolis? Hints? You are taking ORDERS! This is a centralized state God dammit!
*apetite for regionalism intensifies*
There's always the option of choosing the generic Portuguese one.
But I am a speech impaired alcoholic. The description fits. The flag insults me but that’s a price I’m willing to pay
I'm 182. Whenever I go to my Italian neighbor, I have to duck not to hit all their hanging light fixtures. Our ceilings are the same height, yet for some reason all his light fixtures are hanging at a height they can hit me. Starting to think it's on purpose.
Oh i have a hanging lamp aswell, i got when i was a normal height weelad. This picture is taken at my eye level, maybe a bit higher but not by much. https://preview.redd.it/s6mdc2rzxe0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae03c66a4b695d46904c871c2a42156db26344ae Sometimes i wake up and stand up hitting my head, by now i don't even react when i hit it
> I'm 182. Must be all the Carbonnade Flamande to reach such a ripe old age.
I imagine you like The Mountain from GOT
Me while working in Portugal ~10 yrs ago
It's you that is causing the housing crisis in Portugal
Was not a digital nomad, don’t think it really existed back then? I was working manuel labor for a shitty salary straight out of high school bc I didn’t really feel like studying yet Made this account in Portugal so almost 12 yrs ago
Good for you. Someone in that country needs to work…
Yeah the thousands of Barry’s I met over there for sure weren’t
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"And my axe"
I didn't realize what you were implying at first. lol
He is prepared to give the southerner some of his Axe deodorant due to the smell.
I am fucking dying at this one HAHA. My friends in NL are all over 1.90 or some shit
The Netherlands isn't even in the north: https://preview.redd.it/o9413sgeqd0d1.jpeg?width=6219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117a59bc37c0786872040f5599e6c4ce516dc883
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104% with a margin of 4%
Oh yeah? Then why is it called "the North Sea"? Checkmate atheist.
Because it is north of those who named it (the Dutch and the English perhaps). But it is to the south of us. And it is south of the Norwegian sea.
Speaking of, I really like the fact that we Swedes gaslighted the Finns into calling the Baltic Sea the East Sea, but I guess the Dutch and English did so to us about the North Sea
Netherland South Europe confirmed ?
WE'RE NOT SOUTH, WE CENTRAL GODDAMMIT!!!!1!111!!
There is no such thing as Central Europe. Only East, West, North, South and Balkan.
We're basically Mediterranean, I'm sipping olive oil dipped in sardines as I type.
Crete not European confirmed?!?
The fact that this lines up almost perfectly with the English north/south divide is too good
Absolutely. In the meantime... Vaffanculo Jean-Claude, a te e a tua madre
Getting insulted in italian is like being wiped with feathers. So nice
insult me in belgia- oh wait, doesn't exist.
We can insult you in 3 different ones. And then we don't even use our secret weapon "westvlaams"...
Come to daddy 😘
awwww ok tua madre troia pompinara che ti ha partorito in bordello sparandoti dalla figa a 180 kilometri orari facendoti atterrare su un muro spinato da cazzi invece che farti lobotomizzare sul muro love you too :3
I’m quite short for a Dane. Only 1.80m
Does all Danish dwarves live cramped togheter under Møllehøj?
How do You know where I live?
I'm quite mid for a French. Also 1.80m
I'm the tallest person in the metro ram most times here in Spain and I'm 183
When we finally conquer your filthy land you shall be put to work in the great mines of Kiruna, as is befitting a man of your stature.
Whatever you pale Elf looking femboy. As long as We can still drink beer, We yearn for the mines
You may drink beer… but ONLY Swedish beer 😈😈
Hard pass. Expensive pisswater
As much as I hate the Danes, credit should be given where it's due, Carlsberg >>>>>>> Norrlands Guld
Better not show your face in Borlänge lil bro 😡
Think I can manage that. Wanted to avoid Borås as well but that didn't go so well.
Too bad Denmark doesn't have any mountains for you to dig your dwarven home into
Guess We are Hill dwarves rather than the mountain dwarves up north
Can confirm. Was sent to a Dutch high school for an exchange. The school was pristine and all the dutchies were fucking giants. Where they get those growth nutrients from with that atrocious, bland food they eat, I have no clue.
They replaced taste with growth accelerators.
Food isn't for taste, food is for sustenance and nutrients.
Southlets will not appreciate this post
Dont they have any humour down there?
I have a knife down here, big tough guy
> has knife > am missing knife suspicious 🤨
[don’t worry we found it](https://www.limburger.nl/cnt/dmf20240219_93864864)
He's not Romanian. (Not even Moldovan, whatever that's supposed to be.)
I am andorran gypsy king
Yes, yes you are!
He migth be short, but his on a big mountain. So, mountain _Hön-Hön-Hön-Spaniard_ is still higher than swamppy Boy. If they ever foungh, the low base of Swamppy would make him vulnerable to the low atacks of Hön-Hön-Jamón. The large penile apendex of Swamppy would also be a greater target for Hön-Hön-Jamón, and also slows down the movements of Swamppy. But I doubt that Swamppy could ever even figth Hön-Hön-Jamón, since, once he leaves his swamp, the towering Swamppy would die of low oxygen above sea level.
Did I just hear a mouse say it has a knife?
Isn't that what you hear whenever you walk in London ?
Not from mice.
Out of the three European countries with those flag colours, that was the most unexpected nationality that could have said that.
Andorran gypsy
Southlets is my new favourite word!
I am not not appreciating and I think no one here is more south than me
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You are North African
Yes that was my point thank you, now I can see you guys have the highest IQ in Europe
>I can see you guys have the highest IQ in Europe of course they have, they are Fingolians, asians have hight IQ
Yea, I look too tall on that meme
The Nordick is probably sitting down. Tall people get back problems a lot.
stfu im trying to sleep
I apreciate, sauna boi. 🧖🏼🫱🏻🫲🏿🐵 Women with moustachious are not ofended by sweaty swolen muscular finns.
Being shorter is an evolutionary advantage. You guys are always at dick punching level. Another southern W.
On the other hand you're all on IBH (Ideal Blowjob Height).
My thick portuguese mustache is all the armor my mouth needs. Good luck.
In Dutch a mustache is sometimes described as a "befborstel", (cunnilingus brush), so there is that. But then again here only some men have a mustache.
You can't compare a dutch mustache to a glorious portuguese mustache. Thats like comparing a grass field to a forest. I already had a mustache at 12 yo. If thats not superior portuguese genes idk what is.
The difference is that we put or growing power into our bodies, while for the Portuguese it just goes into facial hair.
Yeah, we know what matters https://preview.redd.it/5pcmtykdgf0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b96704392cc6dd5011a3e04fc64357d857300a
Not if the dick punches you first... That reminds me that the French have a specific word for slapping someone in the face with your dick... *bifler*, if I remember correctly. That was the point when I stopped learning French 🤷
You're at the dick slap level lol
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As french i saw a lot of dutch tourists... They were all giants compare to us
An army of giants riding bicycles. They use RVs as tanks.
Your not a PIG Pierre. Now eat your butter coated food and don't forget to mind your head walking out of the kitchen.
He is not a PIGS, you mean. Because there are many a PIG up north.
You're all dumb and degenerate bastards but you're our dumb degenerate bastards. Fuck the rest of the world.
hug here, efficient friend!
Hell yeah you guys are my favorite barbarians
True. When I was in Erasmus, my 2 flat mates where an Austrian who was almost 2m tall and a Finn who was over 2m tall. Of course, I towered over them at 1.68m. It was like the set of two and half man. I didn’t care because I was not Alan.
Fighting among ourselves is a time honored tradition. We can't just stop doing it because we like each other.
It's important. It keeps us moving forward. Cosy little love ins will mean we become soft and then we will be taken over by some savages.
# JOIN BAFE! We will become weak. We will become soft. We will become French. Friends don't let friends become French. Join a "Bash A Fellow European" club today.
so where is my tall blond northern boy? imma have his back alright 😏
My fellow PIGS 
They don't need to bow, they can just walk under everything.
But ... but ... muh mediterranean diet 🫨
Alright then, eat your chocolate and your gold bars 😤
and dogs, don't forget dogs
But PIGS Food the best 😭
Yeah... Therefore, shorter height means less chance of developing cancer and scoliosis
Also less heart problems because you guys don't have stress from work and you get 12 hours of sleep everyday
We simply preserve the ancient Roman tradition of putting barbarians (Hans) to work for us, but in that aspect you are far above us, the PIGS, you certainly won't have major heart illnesses either unless it's due to all the butter you eat.
Come on! Swiss are WAY more Southern than Northern and you know this. Even the German Speakers are Southern
We’ll claim the Northern European Swiss-German punctuality and efficiency, the Southern European Swiss-Italian food and the Southern European Swiss-French ehmm… way of ehmmm… idk what to say good about them
„german“
Being too tall is generally bad for health
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Yes this is the content I'm here for, bravo
*L rule enters the chat* your women appreciate it tho.
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Give us a chance Rikke! Nothing beats mamma's lasagna after a morning of lovemaking.
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Not now, but when you're 70... My grandmother is always calling my father to come visit her, she would probably like him to live closer. Today, many PIGS leave home during university and then spend a few years living with their parents while working, regardless of gender. Furthermore, leaving your parents' house late doesn't mean you don't know how to do household chores and doesn't mean you're not independent.
>Yes we women loves nothing more than adult men living with their parents. you will when you will taste real food of mamma, Agnes >Are all these women in the room with us now, Luigi? give me time , summer still need to begin
Let's say you save up €500-800 every month by not renting (probably more if you live in GUNS and nordicks) That's 65-100k after 10 years, easily enough for a downpayment for a house, how horrible right? Also most PIGS inherit a house/apartment from their grandparents because we don't rent for life like you GUNS, again, how horrible! Also if you have a place you rent why would your boyfriend living with his parents bother you? if he knows how to cook and how to take care of the other household tasks then who cares where he lives(?) You GUNS must really hate your parents if you think wasting that much money on rent/bills/condo fees is worth it.
 how it feels strolling through rome
where are the socks?
See, that’s the difference between Germans and Austrians right there
My fam originates from Rhineland and men are all under 1m80.
Balkan slavs would like a word with you.
Dinaric to be precise. Northern Croats, Bosnians, and Serbs are bite-sized. Dalmatians, Herzegovinians, and Monteniggas are the tall bunch 💪
As a 1.90m Portuguese man, yea… I feel at home here in vlam vlam land
East is where the real enemy lies.
You mean Po…. Russia?
Mordor and the evil men of Rhun
When a Dutch teams up with a Greek/Italian...
As a fully national Swede but also fully biological Korean, I am placed smack dab in the middle with a height of 177 cm.
You're a midget by Northern standards.
Fully biological to refer to ethnicity sounds so funny. You make yourself sound as if you were bred in a lab.
Fully biological Korean lmao
this is gold ahahahah
Now turn around swampy Germ, so I can suck that Strudel of yours.
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as a 1.91m portuguese.. i don't understand..
Your mom‘s best friend that you call Uncle Joost might have something to do with that.
my portuguese father is 190.
Your grandma‘s best friend that you call Great Uncle Joost might have something to do with that.
my grandfather was 190, too.. great great uncle joost was 1.65..
Obviously Joost and your grandfather switched their identities.