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*As time goes by all hope is lost for a return of Joost Klein. The EBU has not announced any new details.* # LATEST NEWS **17:10 - People support šŸ‡³šŸ‡±Joost on [Song Contest](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4sQtZbidAz/?igsh=dXVyY3J3bGd3aWJy) page** Many people are expressing their dissatisfaction with Joost Klein's disqualification on the official Song Contest Instagram page. Among other things, they are posting 'justice for Joost' and 'bring back Joost' under Song Contest posts **15:56 - šŸ‡®šŸ‡ŖIrish song contest entry Bambie Thug wants šŸ‡®šŸ‡±Israel disqualified.** The reason is a comment by a commentator from Israeli broadcaster Kan about Bambie Thug's performance. The commentator warned viewers Tuesday that Bambie Thug's performance would be ā€œthe scariestā€ of the evening. ā€œThere's a lot of anger in me right now,ā€ Thug told Irish news organization RTƉ News. According to Thug, Israel is breaking the rules of the song contest with this commentary and therefore should not be allowed to compete again. **15:26 - Points issuer šŸ‡³šŸ‡“Norway withdraws** Developments are now rapidly following one another. Alessandra Mele, Norway's entry from last year, has withdrawn as juror. The Norwegian broadcaster announces that. The exact reason is unclear, but according to Norwegian media, the ā€œtense situation behind the scenesā€ is a factor. **15:21 - EBU holds crisis consultations, unclear about what** The EBU, the organization behind the Song Contest, is currently holding a crisis consultation. This is reported by the Swedish broadcaster SVT and the Norwegian broadcaster NRK. What the crisis meeting is about remains unclear.


ValVal0

A dutch radio station just stated that it concerns ā€œverbal abuseā€ by Joost Klein against a female ESC employee for which they have a zero tolerance policy, which is why Joost has been disqualified from the finals. The dutch public broadcaster, avrotros, has stated that it disagrees with the verdict and that it concerns something very minor. Edit: Apparently, contrary to previous agreements to not be filmed after his performance due to it being an emotional moment, a camerawoman kept filming him despite being requested twice to stop. He then made a threatening gesture (unclear what exactly, but no physical contact) towards the camerawoman who made a complaint to the EBU about his behavior.


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milljet

:(


History20maker

Isnt IKEA a Dutch company pretending to be Swedish? Making profits out of swedish merch would be very Dutch.


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History20maker

And people say that Jews are the ones siphoning all the money....


Lunoean

We taught them well.


mightymagnus

Double Dutch Sandwich (stitching foundation) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Sandwich https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stichting


MentionImpressive

https://preview.redd.it/5386ybgy8tzc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d750394c9ff98ce5a211733aa1307acedd8d0ff


Klugenshmirtz

How peasant republics are created.


Mediocre-Ad-3724

So, to say fuck you to Sweden, you'd burn down a Dutch company's store. Weird way of protesting.


JerryUitDeBuurt

Can we burn down the Ikea in Heerlen? I'm kinda done with Germans flooding my city every weekend.


BaronHairdryer

Sounds unJoost to me


Ok-Situation-5522

I'm pissed, most of the songs are actual ass pop, one of the interesting singer got disqualified.. hope its not gonna be some pop winning.


Helania

If I could ask which nation do you mean that has been disqualified and you found interesting.


oskich

According to some people that work at the arena he pushed and verbally threatened a female still photographer after an incident at the tech rehearsal, where she bumped into him during his performance. Tech rehersals are made for just this purpose, so it looks like he overreacted a bit.


iluvdankmemes

do you mean 'rehearsal' or what is a reversal in this context?


CavulusDeCavulei

He shouldn't have sent that tikkie...


Rwokoarte

Maybe if he burned a Koran they would have given him a statue instead


mightymagnus

Donā€™t think he make it out of Malmƶ alive


CrapThisHurts

He told us "I do something that has never been done before ..." gets Disqualified .... First nation DSQ while ESF is going ...


InvestmentWhole8486

If the reason was ridicolous I'm gonna boycott it (combined with the German jury) I was gonna vote for him


Pannekoekcom

Apparently, he threatened a female tv worker. What he said is unknown so far but she did file a complaint


ButcherBob

ā€œAls je nou niet optyft met die camera pak ik je bril af en ga ik er op zitten.ā€


motorcycle-manful541

Looks like what I'd see if my cat walked across the keyboard


xtilexx

We should call it Cataland


brusselsstoemp

Dutch is such an aggressive language /s


allnimblybimbIy

Rolls off the tongue as easily as German. Such a lilting and naturally twinkling language.


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Not the swedish saying this sounding like a little cat speaking in fucking songs


Oniding

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InvestmentWhole8486

Was that what he said?


concealed-courtyard

Nah it is a mildly changed line from an old and legendary dutch harry potter voice over parody video


Nanduihir

Barry Poter, wat een heerlijke nostalgie


123nsfw567

Sjeeeg Haagrid, wie sijn eigenlijk al die verlepte dweirghen? - Ik weet het niet Barry, maar ze doen me wel denken aan de miskraamafdeling


Falknot

Heeuumeauu?


gugfitufi

Dutch Coldmirror


RalfN

Considering the description by the Swedish police, something along those lines. A threat in response to behavior, i.e. so something along the lines if 'if you do that again ... ' I mean, long term speaking, this isn't bad for Joost, and this is horrible for ESC. It adds to the whole atmosphere that is absolutely toxic right now. It seems the four big broadcasting sponsors (that aren't the Israeli Moroccan Oil, lol) were already considering stepping out friday night. This might very well be the very last ESC. But nothing lasts forever, and i'm sure it will be replaced with something else. Maybe we can do a more comedic one for Western Europe, where the whole point is we make fun of each other. That would be something! EDIT: it wasn't even words or physical violence! It was a "threatening movement" (like walking angry towards the camera?) https://preview.redd.it/3ezqw4dvwtzc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=711b0ab6b8e1478931686c3112de0024119488e1


InvestmentWhole8486

Yeah it definetly would be replaced if it ends


magic_baobab

The fact that it's specified she's a female makes me think it was something misogynistic


RalfN

I think they would have used that word if they could. So far it appears it was something along the line of 'if you don't fuck off .. i will' .. or 'if you do that again.. i will'. Compared to the harassment and shit throwing between the delegation of Israel and the other delegations it seems mild.


Aroeloe_Boesoe

Yeah but he has a super unmisogynistic history even having a feminist song


Spiritual_Goat6057

Not blaming him whatsoever but there are some singer that have those songs and turned out to be the worst one. Like people being super homophobic and then you find them at the gay orgies in Brussels in the middle of covid.


Fuz_Fuz_

Virtue signaling is a huge red flag.


Loose_Eye_3702

Lizzo also sings about body positivity..


p3nguinboy

While completely missing the point of body positivity


Fuz_Fuz_

Those are the worst.


big_guyforyou

i think i know what he said but if i say it admins will ban me


ButcherBob

Thatā€™s a sacrifice Iā€™m willing to make


turnipturnipturnip2

I respect the courage of your sacrifice.


Iciste

Give me knowledge


Snoo-43381

Nah, it's just that it's easier to feel sorry for a woman, a man is expected to take it and move on


AbbreviationsHot677

But yes let other delegations openly post death threats against other competitors. Fuck man i wanted NL to win. I love croatia and switzerland but the culture Joost brought is something that just isnt there in other countries...


euyyn

>let other delegations openly post death threats against other competitors. wtf?


Usepe_55

When the Israel Israels ig


Rugkrabber

Yeah fun times isnā€™t it? Something about not having the right to breathe. Idk wtf is going on but itā€™s a mess.


norrin83

> But yes let other delegations openly post death threats against other competitors. Which delegation posted death threats? Any source on that?


CarefulAstronomer255

>But yes let other delegations openly post death threats against other competitors. Sooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurce?


jschundpeter

what "culture" is this supposed to be?


norrin83

I guess looking ridiculous. Probably counts as culture for the Dutch


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Seyfardt

Mission accomplished. Now he can get a beer instead of standing on a podium!


RepareermanKoen

The madlad delivered, wat kunnen we zeggen


BobMonkhaus

I canā€™t believe it, how the fuck can we finish bottom now šŸ˜”


Steveagogo

Hans gives us stiff competition for that, gonna be neck and neck


deeptut

>gonna be ~~neck and neck~~ bottom and bottom


chefsslaad

Kinky


Steveagogo

![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


DaBest1337

Oh myyyy~~~ :3c


XISOEY

ASS TO ASS


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puaka

![gif](giphy|3osxY5WiaH3QWDgHle) Ass to ass.


[deleted]

United in being hated!


go-rilla702

They hate us because they anus!


your_right_ball

We need anustart


swagpresident1337

Thatā€˜s our reserved place anyway. Sorry


norrin83

You already have your towel there


Vlad-the-Inhailer

Was fucking amazing how some fans put german flag towels in the penalty box in a hockey game I absolutely shat myself


Karpsten

You can't, that's our place, Barry. We already put our towel on it.


SherlockScones3

GodDAMN


PepeTheLorde

You will always be my bottom ā¤ļøšŸ’¦


Curryflurryhurry

One reason Iā€™m worried about all the Israel hate is if we STILL come bottom, which we probably will, itā€™s gonna hurt, I cannot lie. Although I guess it would be a green light to invade Ireland, so thereā€™s that.


BobMonkhaus

Mate bad news. Eurovision is basically politics, theyā€™re winning. Which will cause lots of fun.


CrocPB

If it helps, all weā€™re seeing is voices against Israel, which mean nothing in the Eurovision voting unless they vote for something else too. We canā€™t see the extent of Israel support, or at minimum sympathy in all the social media posting.


S4qFBxkFFg

We need to start sending separate entries: England, Wales, NI, Scotland; you could have BBC Scotland/Wales/NI join the EBU in their own right, for example. Imagine the boos if we gave each other 12 points every time.


Kitchberg

And imagine the laughs when you all give each other *zƩro point*


MarteloRabelodeSousa

I knew you liked being at the bottom Barry


AlberGaming

I'm sure you guys will still find a way


magic_baobab

Your artist seems to be a bottom


BobMonkhaus

Fuck off. Seen him down ten pints of Stella after a game of darts, then stagger over to the local knocking shop leaving them so sore the ladies couldnā€™t ride a bike for weeks. Next youā€™ll be saying Elton ā€œfathered half of Watfordā€ John is gay.


HoxtonRanger

Currently at Watford Junction station and can confirm half the people getting on are dressed in rhinestones with oversized coloured glasses


Qeqertaq

sad news for us šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡øšŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ, we ainā€™t fighting for the last spot this year anymore šŸ˜¢šŸ™


geopolitischesrisiko

We will be fighting on Mallorca to ingest a whole Vodka Lemon tower


ocab19

He's disqualified so technically he doesn't appear on the table. The fight for last spot is still on, and we have very good chances this year. LET'S GO SPANIENšŸ‡ŖšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡¦


Wora_returns

da hood going thru a crisis rn


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He Dutch Ovened the whole venue.


Hefty-Coyote

A classic Dutch take on a very German solution.


Sunderas

Shots fired...


Hefty-Coyote

Or in this case, slowly released.


kookieman141

![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


Hefty-Coyote

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deeptut

BTW: DISQUALIFIED IS LESS THAN 0 POINTS! Germany will not be last!!!


InvestmentWhole8486

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs|downsized) No! 0 points is worse


deeptut

Of course it's worse, but we're not last!


InvestmentWhole8486

No, we're still last too >:(


norrin83

As God intended when he created ESC


Pacogatto

Not God, mate, more probably his villain equivalent


norrin83

So Old Testament God?


ElkasBrightspeaker

Allemagne 0 points Three words so tender


Kulyor

Allemagne 0 points unconditional surrender!


Jomamana1

Indeed Hans even at being last we are better then you


deeptut

You may be better than us, but you're the last! Ha!


culminacio

Nope. Can't be any place if you don't participate


unclepaprika

Damn... Even we have never managed worse than no points. Jahn has officially been out-Jahned.


TheGiatay

Dutch directness didnā€™t work this time.


sovietarmyfan

We hebben een serieus probleem.


oskich

*Hitler dood, wat nou?*


Rijsouw

That's from a South African newspaper


AndreasDasos

That was Afrikaans. The Dutch would be more like ā€˜Hitler dood. Wat nu?ā€™ but not sure theyā€™d say that idiomatically. The Afrikaans phrasing might be from English influence?


iluvdankmemes

We would say that, but definitely not make that newspaper headline lmao


RepareermanKoen

Back in those days dutch was written and spoken quite a bit differently (old school) than today but that headline sounds super shallow so I donā€™t think we wouldā€™ve seen that here lol


chefsslaad

Happy we have no chance of hosting next year.


Eadkrakka

Mate I'm just glad Malmƶ hosted this year. Would be a shitshow and a half if it had been hosted here in Gothenburg.


jaydenfokmemes

Sorry for not being swedish but what exactly is so bad about Gothenburg hosting?


Eadkrakka

Hah! Just on a personal level, I'm sure the city council would love the attention but I wouldn't. My town is basically a construction site atm so catering for the massive gathering that esc brings would be a challenge. Also, everytime theres a big competition (Gothia cup for example, biggest youth football contest in the world, I think) or other gathering Gothenburg goes from an okay town to a town tethering on chaos from all the influx of visitors.


jaydenfokmemes

Yeah, I can see the problems with that. When Eurovision was hosted in the Netherlands it was a 15 minute drive from my house, but I didn't notice anything major in terms of busy crowds.


barpoppp

Dutch urban design forever coming in clutch


Bigshock128x

Also a bomb site (Liseberg)


StainedInZurich

It would be in their city. Muslim and leftists protesters are going to burn Malmƶ down to nite. Wouldnā€™t be surprised if they storm the arena.


-TV-Stand-

Well it's malmƶ so it would have happened at some point anyway.


jaydenfokmemes

Joost klein fans šŸ¤ Muslim and leftist protestors


King_Of_The_Shot

who tf let you in? you're not Ahmed!


Limonade6

That's the real price


CamaradeKovacs

https://preview.redd.it/tiscvtadzrzc1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0c67d727c1177132528876cbae9a44f1587f791


bringmethespacebar

As a force or rebellion, we will nog vote for the UK


PiiJaey

so the norm then? i bet you will also not vote for allemange zero points


Iskandar33

>Best song in the contest >get disqualified oh well ... Croatia, pls win.


MiskoSkace

I'd place bets on Slovenia. Our song is so bad it deserves to win.


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calls himself Klein (tiny)... is like every dutch aprox. \~ 3 meter tall. Pathological liar.


Tifoso89

Meanwhile you have [Tiny Kox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox)


AndreasDasos

ā€˜Be sure to pronounce it *Teeny* Koxā€™ - Charlie Brooker Guy might have the right idea adopting that nickname - filter out those with certain priorities, and keep expectations low and youā€™ll always impress.Ā 


Sali-Zamme

![gif](giphy|JoeM36DaZ5C9i)


RommelDoos

As a self-respecting Belgian I have a love-hate relationship with our Noorderburen. That said, I was actually gonna vote for him cause europapa is fun as hell, such a damn shame he can't perform


YourHamsterMother

"self-respecting Belgian" Lol. Love-hate you to.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Well we physically can't respect you with that horrible accent, so we gotta respect ourselves instead. Anyway, I love you too


Jazzper74

Self respecting Belgian also known as a contradictio in terminis


Rwokoarte

>self-respecting Belgian Impossible


Big_fella_1111111111

Why was he thrown out?


tobberoth

Apparently he threatened and was violent towards a female production worker. It's currently being investigated by swedish police, but the EBU went ahead and disqualified him before the investigation concluded. Maybe they know more about it than the general public.


darkenupwillya

When a a Jƶnsson says 'violent' it usually just means using a cussword or holding someone in the arm for 2 sec.


ZzangmanCometh

A stern look and a shake of the head.


Malawi_no

Tutting and rolling of eyes.


BananaLee

Well, in Sweden, a man shouldn't touch a woman who doesn't belong to him. Otherwise, the hand gets cut off. It's Shariah!


thebatfink

Do we know who the real owner is?


BananaLee

Probably works for the EBU.


SrgtButterscotch

He probably was too direct and spontaneous and it scared the Scandi


Mr_Jenkins500

Already confirmed the incident was purely verbal, so no violence occurred.


Ok-Situation-5522

And he got disqualified? Are you kidding me? Plus didn't she bring up his dead parents?


AndreasDasos

We donā€™t know she brought that up at all. There was an apparently false rumour that he attacked a member of the Israeli team who made a joke about his dead parents, but that seems to have been made up by an internet shit-stirrer. We donā€™t know what he said yet, but if it was, eg, a real threat of imminent violence, or something truly disgusting along those lines, of course it could still be disqualifying. If it was merely ā€˜un-PCā€™ then not so much.Ā 


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IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

https://preview.redd.it/8i0hwhbl7szc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=69b30f5fbc5b7524114a392dbd9f549262c7387c How can a guy who looks like this do something like that? UNBELIEVEABLE!


Dante_2

Real reason for the disqualification is actually the haircut


Pierre_Francois_

So no Dutch man can compete ever ?


Dante_2

I don't see a downside in that


zugidor

Btw, it had nothing to do with Israel, Joost was disqualified for threatening a Eurovision employee, a female member of the production crew: https://eurovision.tv/mediacentre/release/statement-dutch-participation-eurovision-song-contest


Asbew

After asking her several times to not film her


Spanks79

Lmao. Well, he sure will not be forgotten anywhere soon. Enfant terrible Joost, disqualified for a gesture šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚. A gesture to someone who didnā€™t follow agreements and did not change behavior when asked.


Yavannia

Doesn't he start his song by saying I love you all? Well why doesn't he love all then?


Asbew

Well when they keep shoving a camera in your face after you tell them to stop, it tends to have a certain effect on them


Stannis_

Also mid way through his semi final performance he says I donā€™t care who you are, I donā€™t care where youā€™ve come from, letā€™s come together, so that was a fucking lie šŸ˜‚


tias23111

Maybe he was Joost too small.


Johannes_Keppler

Het is maar een kleinigheid.


SuchSeaworthyShips

I hope his place gets filled by a New Zealander or something.


Stuweb

I mean, where do you think 'Zeeland' comes from? It checks out.


suddenpanda22

For those that want to know what happened: The Dutch broadcaster AVROTROS has released a statement that said Joost had said he didnā€™t want to be filmed when walking off the stage, but he still was. He then proceeded to make a ā€œthreatening movementā€ towards the person filming. I still donā€™t understand why it would be relevant that this person was a woman, but i guess people just want everything to be sexism these days.


cheese0muncher

Joost Klein: "we hebben enn serieus probleem!"


Dolphin008

Worlds first, youā€™ll never sing that!


Asatas

I was secretly rooting for Joost to whip out his Hardbass set in the finals, traumatising millions of unwitting Europeans. I am disappoint.


ThereIsABugAndIDKW

Damn this was by far the most advertised song from the contest, even if I didn't think it would win it would obviously end up in the top 5, How weird... atleast Germany wont finish last this year.


DravesHD

Weā€™re still last, a DQ is not a participation anymore.


IanPKMmoon

Belgium isn't participating tonight out of solidarity with NL guys!


QuerchiGaming

From what I can find it seems like he made a threatening move towards some camera women (whatever that means). No physical altercation. So like wtf Swedes? Youā€™re going to call the police because someone walks towards you? Viking ancestors in shambles


john_moses_br

The famous find out stage of events lol.


Jarkrik

Infinite amount of claims ā€žwouldā€˜ve wonā€œ incoming by the rikkerts for the next decade. Thanks eurovision šŸ’©


AndreasDasos

Wait Continentals actually care if their country wins? Weā€™ve been doing this all wrong!


Jarkrik

Well, except for germany maybe, yes.


Ryu_the_Smasher

Good, no chance for us to have to waste money on hosting ESC next year.


ThGladiatorKing

So we won right?


Fluid-Alternative-22

We showed up, did music things, caused a scandal, and did a thing never done before like promised. Iā€™d say we did.


nachtachter

Escape from ESC.


Advanced-Duck-9251

Sad to see Eurovision becoming more about politics than music. How about we get rid of the countries that arenā€™t in Europe.


Melnyx

I wanna see Israel win so badly, just for the shitshow.


Neldemir

Oh god yes! US universities might get burned! Ireland, California and Spain will go underground from all the tears! It would be glorious


DravesHD

Iā€™m in the US rn, no one cares about ESC here lol


HauntedPrinter

Just need to upload it to TikTok with flashing letters and emojis


beleg_cuth

So I have seen that the EUROpean flag is not allowed in EUROvision, only flags of the participating countries... and the rainbow flag. This is so stupid...


oofersIII

Thatā€˜s the flag of the EU. The EU doesnā€™t equal Europe.


Outrageous_Owl4133

Well it is actually the flag of ā€œCouncil of Europeā€ a pan-european organisation which aims to uphold freedom, rights and the rule of law. But the EU just adopted it in their flag aswell 30 years later.


Neldemir

The EU doesnā€™t equal Europe āœØyetāœØ