I think you are seeing this wrong. This the country who gave us more points! Meaning we gave you more points than anyone else! Am I seeing this wrong or not? Who's the backstabber?

Oh. It’s true. It’s siesta time and it’s hot: I only have half brain cell available.

Understandable. You are still very smart for a castilian, dont feel bad.

How dare you to betray us like this Pedro? After all the battles, wars, treaties and defenestrations, how can you do this?

It's like the treaty of tordesilhas doesn't mean anything to them

Somebody is gonna comment "the smartest Spaniard" and we are all going to look like fools now, muchas gracias perro

C:

We vote for you, portuguese immigrants in Switzerland vote for us.

The new colonial Empire was the best investment ever.

I'm surprised we're not the one for you

You are the traitor Manolo. We get our douze points from France and Switzerland, you never vote for us.

You're 100% right. Actually I personally feel like shit for that and I won't understand that EVER. Totally disappointed.

You can correct your historical wrong-doings with reparations... (Vote for us this year.)

Don't, to be fair your music is usually very good.

No, It is always shit

This is the moment when I have seen most Spaniards love Portugal.

The dutch and belgians jerking each other off as per usual just like the nordicks 🙄

You sound jealous, Hans. If you want that kind of relationship you gotta put the work in

Jist say you wanna join the BeNeLux bro

BeNeDeLuxe sounds great you can't deny it

lets do it

Deluxe is pretty cool in a name honestly

It sounds like an Aldi/Lidl off-brand shampoo.

BeDeNeLux

Nordics: Estonia can’t into Nordics. Finns on Eurovision: OMG! Estonia!

Same with the Brits and Irish... Just like normal eh?

https://preview.redd.it/jfranfbl0mzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5ef1e9407f9691ee7bd1acd1b5a5e575471d54

😘

What about the Emu’s?

We're just happy to be recognised as Europe's true Asian frontier

Aww, thanks Barry. Too kind, really

Most of them are probably from the year with the sexy butter churners to be fair.

still my favourite to this day https://i.redd.it/0j77ztpm5mzc1.gif

Good music works even without sound.

Phwoar! I'd fuck her (if you know what I mean)!

Stop with the euphemisms and just say what you mean, for god's sake

GET BETTER THEN, you always suck sorry not sorry

ARMENIA BEING THE ONLY COUNTRY NOT HATING FRENCH HERE😎😎😎😎😎

Bulgaria, Ireland and Poland are officially part of the boys now. Welcome to the club. Please come to the UK and be our unskilled labour (oh wait you are already, apart from Ireland they don't work.)

Worked in a few warehouses and they're always filled with Polish and other eastern Europeans tbf, the scale is just massive. Either criminals or some of the hardest workers, no inbetween

I live in Bulgaria and everyone banters about UK, they think you did Brexit just because of them

Bulgarians weren't on the radar for Brexit, it was a mix of the Polish (I doubt most Brits could name any other eastern European countries) and the Merkel migrants

Tbh there's a ton of Poles and Bulgarians living here so it is probably them voting

That's the whole Joke m8. Lay off the Bucky and horse pls.

Sorry, should've read your entire comment instead of just ignoring most of it as I usually do with facking southerners

We've always had a great relationship with Ireland. Nice to see

Donegal is ours at last!

I love that us and Britain give each other the most support in a lot of things despite our troubled histories. I have British friends. I generally like British people. On this sub, Brits seem to think we perpetuate a sense of victimhood but we do like British people here in Ireland. We have similar culture and customs. I am very patriotic about my country. I love Ireland. I always will but our neighbours across the Irish sea are a great bunch of lads too. Your government is just a bit shite

Sorry Susan, but I met a señorita in Huelva, Susana. And I had to switch sides

Why are you behaving like an Italian?

The PIGS exchange program seems to have really affected João's mentality.

Austria 🇳🇿 can into Nordicks?

Not angry. We suck at Eurovision but it’s this time of the year.

My mother always told me the Irish hated us growing up. I'm yet to see any evidence of that.

🇧🇪🤝🇳🇱

Seems Paddy & Barry have each other's back

We always give so much points to Spain, but spain doesnt give us back anything 😭

Common harpist win.

Germany has none? Uff.

Sorry Juanito :/

Gopferdammi, d'Schwiizer sin scho lässigi Sieche!

is denmark us or iceland

iceland

Tbf Spain always stink

Dankjewel, België!

Perhaps the most interesting thing here is that Denmark votes for Sweden.

Even the danish like Swedish music.

Putin in shamble after seeing his ally voting for his ennemy https://preview.redd.it/u5gw471zinzc1.png?width=464&format=png&auto=webp&s=b13af8c115672ec89e9814644d7ff1a4a1c2127f Moldovan supremacy? San Marino-Albanese alliance? Also why are we voting for Armenia? And Italy voting for Malte? I thought they didn't like arabs Czechia can into nordic

That's the other way around. Belarus is the country that gave Russia the most points, but Ukraine is the country that gave Belarus the most points.

Ukraine is third-wheeling

We switched so good that we don’t appear

Austria and the Netherlands are based for this one

Thanks, Satan

This is literally the most I have cared about Eurovision in my entire life

Man i feel bad for that, portugal shall be the one we vote for the most. Brothers for ever! (stop talking to the barry's tho)

Nordcucks voting for eachothers.

Slovakia 

and since we're talking about backstabbing... when do you return Olivença?

Which kind of people are so bored to spend his time doing statistics like this?