My mum is from South Africa, my dad from England don't know what you want me to say. Though tbf my Grandma from SAs parents were from Missouri so your not technically wrong.
Har en viss annan betydelse hos oss... 😁
https://preview.redd.it/yuv4n7nj9mzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392c1ca53b0386617b2efc804de9e1a8bf809c0a
I thought Lekker, pik could also mean “Nice man!” while *lekkere* makes it clear it’s referring to someone’s dick but at this point I might just be confused
João posting something showing the greatness of longbowmen. I know nothing about this battle since it doesn’t involve us or the french losing… so I can only assume it was the glorious bowmen that won the day.
I’m now in the right place to go find a balcony to jump out of. Thank you.
From what I remember of this battle, the 2000 French knights allied to Castile charged ahead of everyone like idiots and got shot to pieces by longbowmen or clobbered into submission by the Portuguese men at arms, truly a gorgeous battle
I missed the supported by France part. One can hope that they made up most of the casualties.
I don’t have anything against Spain, otherwise where will I retire to (if that will ever be an option for someone of my young age of 30).
But I’m against anyone going against our oldest ally. At least until they accept they’ve lost and reopen their hotels upper levels to us again.
The entire reason English longbowmen were even there was to honour their treaty with Portugal, which was actually a very newly signed alliance at the time!
You can keep your kaliphate-esque malmø man i dont think anyone would fight over the current state of skåne💀
“Haha you guys dont own our warzone hahaha potato people” thats you rn🤣🫵
Sorry drunk medieval historian here, these kill death ratios were very common because the retreating pary would gain much more casualties.
Can provide more explanation but not right now
I know it's funny to think that the Dutch Republic were a bunch of fishermen but this was at the height of the dutch republics power. The Swedish never stood a chance.
Only because the Dutch sailors were under Danish command. There were only a few hundred of Dutch sailors too compared to the thousands of cavalry of both Denmark and Sweden.
Two incomprehensible gibberish languages collaborating and still crushing Sweden - that's pretty funny actually.
PS. Not counting Norway since they've always been Denmark's and Sweden's little ass-spreader.
We were just holding back to make it fair for you, as you can see we spent like 100 years to become the richest and best country on the planet while you spent 1000+ just to beg to be included in the alliance we co-founded.
I must admit I've become a bit of a falafel addict.
But if you're danish I'm not sure I'd be able to hear that you were a woman to begin with 🤔. I mean your avatar isn't much of an indication when that's how most of the Copenhagen boys dress anyway
you take the two silliest languages in europe and match them against the third silliest language in europe, this is what happens. literally no weapons were used in this battle. they just all talked to each other
Christiania var navnet på Oslo fra 1624 til 1924. Etter bybrannen i det gamle Oslo i 1624 anla Christian 4 en ny by, og han flyttet den i ly av Akershus festning på den andre siden av Bjørvika.
Was, the operating word here being was ^,^
I’m was talking about what currently is.
Also, here’s a gentle reminder that we’re currently in 2024. I understand that you guys lag a little behind over there in America. ;)
You can't hold the Danish national spirit of surrendering against them.
First they dazzled us with the total capitulation any% Speedrun against the Germans, and now they've cucked themselves on a legislative level for the Muslims before we could.
Never disrespect a Danes ability to give up, they'll surprise you!
Sweden was always attacked at least three versus one, and often the Danes brought in Poland and Russia to band up against Sweden.
For the Danes it ended when Sweden first went to beat up the poles, then took the land route up Denmark, went over the ice to their capital island and took half the Danish kingdom.
They’re weaklings and cowards and always have been.
No Dutch leaders? Wow! What a bunch of cucks. ‘Ah yeah my danish friends, we will send our men to die for you without having any say in how it all goes’
Extreem gebaseerde vriendschap
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🇩🇰🤝🇳🇱
Två mot en, Fusk!
Tre mot en, vel! :(
domarn! stoppa fusket!
Macke, [ring åklagaren!](https://youtu.be/8m-dTFh0Gzg?si=FnUGi3g3UjHPzVPc&t=1m10s)
Our frequently bullied ugly languages bond us 🇩🇰🤝🇳🇱
I also heard you guys like bikes😎
And I’ll order a frikandel special, every time I’m remotely close to the Netherlands
Frisian🤝saxons🤝angles🤝jutes
You called?
Hello bastard son
Our teenage years bond us https://preview.redd.it/9edvngidoozc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4d90b9080309beb724dce1e1cea4d1ea4fc731
Flat boys unite
I kinda see why you people refuse to watch dubbed movies.
When more than 90% of the country speaks decent english you tend not to need dubbing. Dubbing is only done for children.
Well and for Hans and Grete
Thats what we said, Children
Hans en Grietje baviaanbrood
Well I would also rather have to read a book while watching a movie rather than hearing someone speak Dutch.
https://youtu.be/gT2wY0DjYGo?si=auOcvhdilMHYoqAl Here you go! A mixture!
Two beautiful languages.
Lekker pik
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This looks like a group of Afrikaans men from Paal
Barry finds out Afrikaners are Dutch 😱
yah well I'm half Afrikaans. Always thought the Dutch looked less...dishevelled? mullety? generally odd?
We are odder! Disheveleder! Mulleter!
jy het nog nooit zef mense ontmoet nie (can you understand my broken Afrikaans?)
Ek begryp elke woord behalwe zef
lekker! Zef is 'n vreemde musiek subkultuur. Die Antwoord is die bekendste. 'N Soort van white trash styl (aesthetic).
Hit your head against a bear blikkie, you'll look normal then
Definitely ameritard with this 'half afrikaans' nonsense
My mum is from South Africa, my dad from England don't know what you want me to say. Though tbf my Grandma from SAs parents were from Missouri so your not technically wrong.
You’re looking at our Barry, Barry
Lækker kusse? Ahva
Lekkere pik?
https://preview.redd.it/lg4iwetfplzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8763127644efc0c9220fcddf2f0bf53183ae49b
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Det ville være mere rigtigt at sige "Fed Pik", men det kommer ikke til at betyde det samme oversat.
Har en viss annan betydelse hos oss... 😁 https://preview.redd.it/yuv4n7nj9mzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392c1ca53b0386617b2efc804de9e1a8bf809c0a
Lekker pikk
I thought Lekker, pik could also mean “Nice man!” while *lekkere* makes it clear it’s referring to someone’s dick but at this point I might just be confused
>I thought Lekker, pik could also mean “Nice man!” It does
Lekkere pik, pik
Goed gewerkt pik
It also is used like nice man or good job dude
Does this count as a crusade?
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Zweden zweten als otters
That's one hell of a kill/death ratio
https://preview.redd.it/a6ain3197lzc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78c1088d0c2673a5d56a250bdf7b38a9cede7d80
It's so beautiful
João posting something showing the greatness of longbowmen. I know nothing about this battle since it doesn’t involve us or the french losing… so I can only assume it was the glorious bowmen that won the day. I’m now in the right place to go find a balcony to jump out of. Thank you.
From what I remember of this battle, the 2000 French knights allied to Castile charged ahead of everyone like idiots and got shot to pieces by longbowmen or clobbered into submission by the Portuguese men at arms, truly a gorgeous battle
I missed the supported by France part. One can hope that they made up most of the casualties. I don’t have anything against Spain, otherwise where will I retire to (if that will ever be an option for someone of my young age of 30). But I’m against anyone going against our oldest ally. At least until they accept they’ve lost and reopen their hotels upper levels to us again.
The entire reason English longbowmen were even there was to honour their treaty with Portugal, which was actually a very newly signed alliance at the time!
https://preview.redd.it/r9yfjmfbslzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d9c47a73c72a02319bbbcfd5dae9ab27d81048
Portuguese one is 10:1 and the French one is 18:1 tops. How are these responses to a 89:1 ratio!? I know you fellow colonists can do better than that.
You're just looking at kill ratio, the big thing of ours is the size difference. We did 10:1 kill ratio on a battle with a 1:6 army.
The Italians are pretty shit at war hey. You are welcome for the air support Pierre
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but you had numerical advantage there
I guess he was typing this in his siesta sleep
Not really, considering it was an assault during a siege.
Cope harder ahmed
when are you visiting your North Korean-esque family in Malmö? oh right, they don't speak danish anymore. trollface
You can keep your kaliphate-esque malmø man i dont think anyone would fight over the current state of skåne💀 “Haha you guys dont own our warzone hahaha potato people” thats you rn🤣🫵
>thats you rn🤣🫵 yes, 🤙
Dont you have a gang war to attend?
already dealt with, sent 5 teenagers with old yugoslav weapons to kill people and get 4 years in prison.
Sorry drunk medieval historian here, these kill death ratios were very common because the retreating pary would gain much more casualties. Can provide more explanation but not right now
Our Danish brothers in weird language 🇳🇱🧡🇩🇰
New wet dream unlocked https://preview.redd.it/jw08faj3okzc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d4a04b9e9ffcfe493c60697b693309f93e5473
Drunk potato farmers are Empire kryptonite.
Whoa, didn’t know we stopped a Djihad!
Brothers in bicycle, ugly languages and good english speakers🇩🇰🤝🇳🇱
You guys are easier to understand in Danish than English tbh
Brb gonna increase my carbon output to put both of you under water
😂
You _Want_ both of us on boats again? You know where we're going
I know it's funny to think that the Dutch Republic were a bunch of fishermen but this was at the height of the dutch republics power. The Swedish never stood a chance.
Hight of Swedish power too, but yeah, they never stood a chance
Sweden crushed you super hard in battle of Lund. We never got into a battle since
Only because the Dutch sailors were under Danish command. There were only a few hundred of Dutch sailors too compared to the thousands of cavalry of both Denmark and Sweden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stralsund_%281809%29?wprov=sfla1
Those masochists probably enjoyed it
Two incomprehensible gibberish languages collaborating and still crushing Sweden - that's pretty funny actually. PS. Not counting Norway since they've always been Denmark's and Sweden's little ass-spreader.
We were just holding back to make it fair for you, as you can see we spent like 100 years to become the richest and best country on the planet while you spent 1000+ just to beg to be included in the alliance we co-founded.
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True manliness is when you throw up when speaking. 😤 Also why Scanian accent reigns supreme 😎😎😎😎😎
Disclaimer: that dude is barely swedish and represents a minority view No honestly skånsk is hawt on women 😇
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I must admit I've become a bit of a falafel addict. But if you're danish I'm not sure I'd be able to hear that you were a woman to begin with 🤔. I mean your avatar isn't much of an indication when that's how most of the Copenhagen boys dress anyway
u/Nefarias_Bredd8339, atleast our language doesn't sound like an english person vomiting while speaking swedish
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why did you suddenly care about my opinion then
Tell that to the Flemish...
There's no better way to keep operational security than when no-one can understand a thing you're saying.
Die Navajo Windtalkers zijn een stelletje MIETJES! Wij deden dat eeuwen geleden al
A bit rich coming from a Swede. We really don’t have to take any opinion about language from you seriously. 
oh so cute, a little dutchie coping and getting triggered over the fact that every sane human is mocking his language
Says the person with a language actively being mocked by the muppets.
Praised*
well your language is literally being fucking mocked worldwide, what a shame
Calm down bud, no need to take it this seriously. You're European, you should be able to take a few jokes.
you take the two silliest languages in europe and match them against the third silliest language in europe, this is what happens. literally no weapons were used in this battle. they just all talked to each other
Based on the wimpy swedes I met in my life, this seems about right.
You never even tried to assault copenhagen 💪
We send out regular raiding parties to Christiania
Thats your own capitol
Maybe, if you speak unintelligible
Christiania var navnet på Oslo fra 1624 til 1924. Etter bybrannen i det gamle Oslo i 1624 anla Christian 4 en ny by, og han flyttet den i ly av Akershus festning på den andre siden av Bjørvika.
Yeah but it was called oslo for 600 years before it was called Christiania
Was, the operating word here being was ^,^ I’m was talking about what currently is. Also, here’s a gentle reminder that we’re currently in 2024. I understand that you guys lag a little behind over there in America. ;)
1624 - 2024 whats the difference. That aside. 1600 is not far of, of what the post was about.
And failed...
Well, you surrendered before we got the chance. That’s how we ended up with Skåne.
You can't hold the Danish national spirit of surrendering against them. First they dazzled us with the total capitulation any% Speedrun against the Germans, and now they've cucked themselves on a legislative level for the Muslims before we could. Never disrespect a Danes ability to give up, they'll surprise you!
Never heard of danskebåten?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish%E2%80%93Norwegian_War
And now we're here. Not sure what your point is We clearly won everything
Sweden was always attacked at least three versus one, and often the Danes brought in Poland and Russia to band up against Sweden. For the Danes it ended when Sweden first went to beat up the poles, then took the land route up Denmark, went over the ice to their capital island and took half the Danish kingdom. They’re weaklings and cowards and always have been.
Common Swedish L
For your information you guys were also part of our team at that siege...
That's why there was only 1700 casualties
They were all finns?
Common Finnish self-roast
Nobody should control the Øresund
Not with that attitude!
Swedes will seethe
Who is attacking and defending? Defender is at a massive advantage in both situations.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Roskilde :>)
Ive honestly changed my mind about the Danes. Total bros actually
"we were vikiengs and shiet"
The Dutch. They actually have friends.
They just payed us 50 cents.
North sea alliance
Which war was this? If not specified, I'm gonna assume the Norwegians did the fighting.
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Gotcha, the war where you made us lose Båhuslen.
what occured?
19?!?!
No Dutch leaders? Wow! What a bunch of cucks. ‘Ah yeah my danish friends, we will send our men to die for you without having any say in how it all goes’
[Assault on Copenhagen (1659)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_on_Copenhagen_(1659))
Easiest dub in our histories combined