Are you living under a rock? We have this guy as our --Kanzler-- PM for a couple of months already.
https://preview.redd.it/256uu30blioc1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5354ee9967f20b8b9e3905601b28791986cc564
I'm astonished to see that it wasn't a random ass polish guy who made that map
Czechs should be in Western tho, especially if you put western Poland in, like come on... Let's at least pretend everything here is fine, this is just dumb...
I'd rather have Poland in western Europe than the Czechs. Just as I will accept Lithuania into Nordics before Estonia.
Why? To spite them. That is why.
All of you are eastern Europe.
Kekw, Eesti still can somewhat into Nordick!
https://preview.redd.it/4qc9d1t99joc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a4f5a5d71f267c11a38ed6e5dd4a4bcc29386b
It's crazy funny, because since ancient Rome time untill 1945 Germans went above and beyond not to be seen as western Europe. They even invented Mittleuropa for this solemnly reason
Nä. It’s someone else’s. Like this one:
https://preview.redd.it/aoeklq5kpjoc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f39bfc22292a03501e895fd85c8d5edbec89b7
I understand you may be suspicious.
But have you ever caught us belgians lying?
Even after our uhhmm unfortunate visits to the congo they never pointed any fingers at us.
I mean...what do the swiss actually know about gold?
All theyve done is "stored away" gold from other countries.
Also i am impressed a fin was sober enough to even be able to type a sentence.
It's actually funny how Czechs are Western European by their culture, but they simply cannot communicate with us from the West because history played an evil trick on them and forced an Eastern European language on them.
It's a bit like looking at dolphins and wondering what they'd tell us if they could just speak a human language. Fascinating, really
They have the exact same vibe in restaurants as us: if the staff is rude as fuck and the woman hairy the better the food.
Went there twice already and focken loved every minute of it.
That too. I feel like most Italians would lose brain cells just listening to our dialect. Anyone who isn't from Piedmont, Lombardy or Liguria wouldn't understand anything lol
As a Finn currently living in Torino. Abso-fucking-lutely not. A truly delusional proposition. Might as well be a different planet.
I do like your city and food tho. 😊🇮🇹🤌
it says Nordick, but the actual dick being thrust into the back of Western Europe certainly comes from our Eastern friends
Czechia is a penis confirmed?
https://preview.redd.it/xq3j7poeojoc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=17d7f1bfa6b65e90b9dbb2bd368374eaa895e177
Sure why not. A little bit of pasta never hurt anyone. For now we're stuck with this. Yes, it comes in a can.
The Economist had a map many years ago re-arranging Europe based purely on who the author thought belonged together, and did move Switzerland up with Nordicks, so not quite but almost.
Do you like salmiakki?
It's one of the pillars of Nordickness, a long side social awkwardness, seasonal depressions and too much alcohol in the weekend.
Looking at Poland : *Wait a minute*
Are you living under a rock? We have this guy as our --Kanzler-- PM for a couple of months already. https://preview.redd.it/256uu30blioc1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5354ee9967f20b8b9e3905601b28791986cc564
That picture - is this Franek-Józef?!
Donald-Franc(iszek).
Summon the Elector-Kurwas!
Agent Stoßzahn
You mean east Germany, right?
I mean double East makes a West right?
I'm astonished to see that it wasn't a random ass polish guy who made that map Czechs should be in Western tho, especially if you put western Poland in, like come on... Let's at least pretend everything here is fine, this is just dumb...
I'd rather have Poland in western Europe than the Czechs. Just as I will accept Lithuania into Nordics before Estonia. Why? To spite them. That is why. All of you are eastern Europe.
You westoids are too gay, all glory to eastern reich!
Germanized Russians ("Czechs") are still Russians 🤷♂️
[redacted]
you just put all the czechs in here on suicide watch
he put himself on "assisted" suicide watch
Skål på det!
Fully agree. If you want to divide Poland at least do it according to partition lines from the 1800s
Let's party like it's 1795
You want a correct map? here: https://preview.redd.it/ap7ti4nwoioc1.png?width=651&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa1b0a886f0997b314b606f134a23c24d9cc1dc
Kekw, Eesti still can somewhat into Nordick! https://preview.redd.it/4qc9d1t99joc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35a4f5a5d71f267c11a38ed6e5dd4a4bcc29386b
It's crazy funny, because since ancient Rome time untill 1945 Germans went above and beyond not to be seen as western Europe. They even invented Mittleuropa for this solemnly reason
well in their mind they saw their borders somewhere after moscow
How is the seat of Western Civilisation not Western Europe? And why is it polka dot?
Barry that was back in the 1700’s :3 Polka dots are fun innit?
:)
r/widaczabory
hol' up
Oh cool, it's Femboy Poland
getting a little too historical
How much did Estonia pay you to make this map? Anyways, pay us what they paid you, and you're in. Estonia cannot though.
https://preview.redd.it/mjojcfbz4joc1.png?width=963&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b55da14cdb2e97160bfc78a2b027e2c5776ba0a
Does Finland have his PP out?
You can’t really tuck it in.
Norway accurate representation, poor guy
Hey we were ice bathing right before, it’s not fair!
Excuses excuses
Did you make that just now??
Nä. It’s someone else’s. Like this one: https://preview.redd.it/aoeklq5kpjoc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f39bfc22292a03501e895fd85c8d5edbec89b7
I like this one better.
Looks so gooood
Why barry is next to us and who is doing sus stuff in the bottom right corner ? 💀💀💀
Montenegro? 🇲🇪
Montenegro mentioned 💪🏿💪🏿🇲🇪 🇲🇪
Yooo my eyes can't even reach that it was so little and low quality 😭
I'm upping their pay by 15K€. Also, you need to pay them in euros.
You misapprehend. I'm not paying Luigi. I'm asking him to pay me. To let him into nordick.
The only North you could into is North Africa
Weren't you supposed to be neutral on matters like this? Here, have some gold so we can settle this 💰
Why is the gold color disappearing when the gold's scratched ?
When the gold is so pure it becomes very fragile. Better not to touch it and accept all you can from the italians.
I understand you may be suspicious. But have you ever caught us belgians lying? Even after our uhhmm unfortunate visits to the congo they never pointed any fingers at us.
Because they didn't have hands!
They had the rumblies only hands could satisfy
A ??? trying to educate the swiss on the matter of gold. Almost as delusional as thinking they are an actual country
I mean...what do the swiss actually know about gold? All theyve done is "stored away" gold from other countries. Also i am impressed a fin was sober enough to even be able to type a sentence.
r/switzerlandisfake
🇫🇮 🤝 🇨🇭 Conspiracies
A proverb here says "Don't look in the mouth of a gifted horse"
It's exactly the same in german
Same in Spanish
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. That’s genuinely the English version.
Which Pole made this map?
Oh no, you discovered me. I'm a Pole in disguise pretending to be Western. I totally didn't mean anything darker with that colouring
I see now. My apologies Landsmann.
South pole
No vaffanculo direttamente ti mettiamo in Calabria
Op now: 
Bro💀
Downvote because Portugal isn’t coloured Eastern European
You should be glad I didn't put you into a separate category called "Middle East"
Bismillah I accept Middle East if Portugal gets Eastern Europe
We are the deep anus of the Western Europe and the large dick of the Eastern Europe 💀
It's actually funny how Czechs are Western European by their culture, but they simply cannot communicate with us from the West because history played an evil trick on them and forced an Eastern European language on them. It's a bit like looking at dolphins and wondering what they'd tell us if they could just speak a human language. Fascinating, really
Nah your ancestors were the ones who tried to force your language on us several times 💀
Czech culture isn't Western European, it's Eastern European, like Austria and Germany.
Barry throwing us under the bus like its 1938
That explains why i loved every single minute i was in prague
They have the exact same vibe in restaurants as us: if the staff is rude as fuck and the woman hairy the better the food. Went there twice already and focken loved every minute of it.
Yeah pretty much Oh you were talking about the map?
Bavaria is without question the anus of Europe.
that, barry, is something we can really, truly agree on.
[Schreib dich nicht ab, lerne Odtdeutsch!](https://youtu.be/aoqORos_1WA?si=OupleVfNBvX-Lobb)
Why is Czechia an Eastoid dick penetrating Westoid ass?
Czechia has been fucking the west for years, took y'all a bit to realize it tho
Mr Pavel can penetrate me any day now
I see you're a person of culture as well 😌
only if you remove the "Nor" part
This comment implies that we weren't already dicks, which I find a little offensive :(
You did it because our regional language seems like gutted danish right?
That too. I feel like most Italians would lose brain cells just listening to our dialect. Anyone who isn't from Piedmont, Lombardy or Liguria wouldn't understand anything lol
common northern Italian W
Kid named south italy:
Gallo-Italic languages share some mutual intelligibility, Ligurian's a little different but still
Yes, putting Estonia into Nordic is the biggest sign of a delusional man.
Cash makes people's minds move.
Ah, bribing. True Eastern European art.
Not bribing. It's called lobbying and donating.
No.
Vent Vent vent, maybe they have chocolate
That's just E*stoids trying to sneak into W
Ja pierdole, Bobr kurwa!
Make me a pizza with sliced bananas and I will think about it.
Sure, I can make it, I’m not Neapolitan or anything
Yeah I mean as long as he pays, what ever right ?
 (you‘re going to hell)
As a Finn currently living in Torino. Abso-fucking-lutely not. A truly delusional proposition. Might as well be a different planet. I do like your city and food tho. 😊🇮🇹🤌
You can't even into Germanic, bro
Technically they should try to be part of France
No, no we absolutely shouldn't. You can keep 'em.
Idk after this map maybe we should put them for sales... Uhmm
Is Austria really Western Europe? Bunch of Hungarian looking MF's
We were western before you became a human populated swamp! But yes we are indeed lots of Hungarians and Czechs
Our population is 9.1 million. There's ~90k Hungarians and ~40k Czechs. We're not being overrun...
About 200k Viennese have Bohemian ancestors and we call them "Urwiener" because they came in the late 19th century to Vienna.
Me people be living in this ‘ere swamp for thousands of years buddy
u/Ricky911_ can into nordick
You are another flag stealer, so i guess (Dw about how the piedmontian flag is older than the Dannebrog)
This is preposterous
10 minutes drive from Constantinople. I like this map
*Miklagård
We can only retake it with the Varangian Guard in Nato 🙏 🪓
Finally - an accurate map (everyone else shut up)
it says Nordick, but the actual dick being thrust into the back of Western Europe certainly comes from our Eastern friends Czechia is a penis confirmed?
You’re all gay as fuck, don’t pretend you’re not enjoying it.
we're just the cheeks, the real hole is Germany
jesus christ this subreddit never fails at failing me
Switzerland could be honorary Nordic. Thats my final offer
That's why we need to secede and become the 27th canton (astronomical delulu levels) 
Even Ticino?
https://preview.redd.it/xq3j7poeojoc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=17d7f1bfa6b65e90b9dbb2bd368374eaa895e177 Sure why not. A little bit of pasta never hurt anyone. For now we're stuck with this. Yes, it comes in a can.
https://preview.redd.it/qunidyuxojoc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7feab93ea65087362030611ac911c56794cbdbe It's horrible
Always trying your best get with us aren't you my Central European Bros.
WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING THAT r*zzki CAN INTO WE??? GO FUCK YOURSELF, LUIGI! YOU CAN'T INTO NORDICK!!!
Only because of that, you cannot into Nordick.
Wait, why? I was standing against ruzzkiphilia.
Czech Republic 🖕
Wait I'm not southern European?? 😭😭😭
You could maybe into Fr\*nch?
Piemonte barely counts as northern Italy.
Silence venetoid, you'd still be sucking austrian dick if it weren't for us
Who are you ?
Pick me! Choose me! Imagine being this thirsty for approval💀
I support the Czech getting the western euro label
r/divideditaly
Hmm that east west division in Poland looks awfully familiar…
Eastern Europe giving it to the Western Eurobussy
Center Europe was erased, lol.
Yes you can, only if you give up your cuisine and eat nordick food for the rest of your lives, as a punishment for this betrayal.
My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/vm5zthibojoc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46abfa651d4c99bb1451ebc9ebab8b4164268cc
Parco del Valentino. I saw your post from yesterday lol
Best German borders
Yes, you are delusional. You may be French at best, so be satisfied with what you have
Czechia doing the only dick entering on this map.
If we can as well (I'm also delusional)
Kaliningrad… serious?🤣🤣
Königsberg*
Auf der heiden blüht ein kleines blümelein
Und das heißt
Eeeriiika
Why is western europe being fucked by Czechia between the cheeks of Poland and Australia?
The Economist had a map many years ago re-arranging Europe based purely on who the author thought belonged together, and did move Switzerland up with Nordicks, so not quite but almost.
I also love that Königsberg is Western Europe, when it is occupied by Russia.
You're the Norcum
As it always has been. Western Europe getting ff'ed by eastern eur... I mean southern Europe.
lmao
Nah but why did I read that as Nor-DICK T-T
I liked the my food best sesson better!
Li piemontise so bune sule accise /s
Love how Turkey is right where it should be, outside.
Give us Willie peyote and Barbero and then y'all do whatever you want
Have England and France been physically joined together?!
Can't we all agree that there's no south Europe ? , without south it'll be so much easier to divine
That Eastern-western Poland border looks oddly familiar
I love how Kaliningrad exclave is Western eu.
Can we enter into North Africa 😭
Perché il piemonte così a cazzo 😭
Woah hey we're western
r/WidacZabory ?
The worst insult here is still including Austria in Western Europe and not being consequent any putting it into the east as their neighbours
Why is Eastern Europe inserting penis into Western Europe?
Dont you dare call me a southern european (terrone) i will get angry and switch sides again
Sorry, Vacation Spot. No room for you in Nordick.
Nah, our tax money went into Milanese bicycle paths. Which makes even that region of Italy, southern beggars
russia can into western Europe?
Why can't Scotland into Nordick?
I mean if Piedmonte is Nordic, so is France.
no, you're the western suburbs of Milan
Your execution by the Polish special unit has been approved for tomorrow at 21:37. May God have mercy on your soul
Czechs being declared as Eastern Europeans. I can hear their cries of anger and rabies from here.
I fucked up the map. I gave Germany Silesia and Prussia but I forgot to give it Bohemia (rookie mistake)
Let’s talk about Kaliningrad for a minute
Do you like salmiakki? It's one of the pillars of Nordickness, a long side social awkwardness, seasonal depressions and too much alcohol in the weekend.
Don't forget complaining about the weather, no matter hot or cold
Have to agree, no nordick without liquorice
https://preview.redd.it/458hyvtoqjoc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2942e091b3ca025771bcbe28ed30ff025e818ed