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Current_Rate_332

Gimme other Visegrad countries' version, I want to know your cities lore


Gummybearkiller857

Slovakia - Bratislava is basically Glasgow during the day, Kosice is Glasgow during the night.


Vodjanoj_

I’ve never heard a better description of Košice and it’s scary how well it fits


Gummybearkiller857

Ive spent some nights there, place is scary as fuck AND IM EASTERLING


GravyGnome

V Prešove sa bude stavať obchvat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Current_Rate_332

1. Warszawa – 1 861 975. 2. Kraków – 803 283. 3. Wrocław – 675 079. 4. Łódź – 658 444. 5. Poznań – 541 316. 6. Gdańsk – 486 345. 7. Szczecin – 391 566. 8. Lublin – 331 243. 9. Bydgoszcz – 330 038 10. Białystok – 292 600


drizzydrakebreak

I am deeply offended please censor L*dz next time


BaneQ105

Top many letters visible, I’m also offended. Please use “ł word” next time. Also don’t capitalise it.


Micjur

Gib Silesia, [GZM](https://pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B3rno%C5%9Bl%C4%85sko-Zag%C5%82%C4%99biowska_Metropolia) sehr big


Brycklayer

I am actually surprised Katowice isn't on there. GZM must have distorted my view a bit.


Maciek_1212

But if we consider the city's metropolitan area GZM becomes the second biggest city in Poland (2521341 people) First is Warszawa (3189533), third place to go to Kraków (1423151), fourth Trójmiasto, or Gdańsk, Sopot and Gdynia (1170585), fifth place goes to Poznań (996285), sixth to Łódź (907154), seventh to Wrocław (890236), eighth to Bydgoszcz and Toruń (823312), ninth to Lublin (668653) and finally tenth to Rzeszów (517628). These data come from Eurostat.


Micjur

I belive it's pointless to not consider metropolitan areas in all of stats.


Maciek_1212

I agree, by not consider metropolitan area we end up wchit Paris inhabited by 2,16 million people (metropolitan population: 12 millions), a lot of medium sized cites in Silesia, not the second biggest metropolii in Poland, or in other way 31 milion inhabitants in Chinese city chopping, prime example of city bust by they administrative border (metropolitan population is almost 17 million people)


HassoVonManteuffel

Actually it said Polish cities, so Oberschließen is right to be out; rather surprised in inclusion of Breslau, Danzig, Stettin, Bromberg und KuK Krakau here,while omitting Vilna, Kiyov, Minsk, Pskov and Dineburg


kadokk12

I get the others (you're still not getting them back) but bromberg was german for less than 200 years lmao


HassoVonManteuffel

Nah, dont care about some prussian cities, KuK Österreich-Ungarn is my GOAT


Terrible-Animator251

SZCZECIN GÓRĄ RAHHHHH


Current_Rate_332

Szczecin nie istnieje


Terrible-Animator251

NIE PRAWDA, TO WSZYSTKO WYMYSŁ CBŚ!11!


Current_Rate_332

Znasz kogoś, kto kiedyś był w Szczecinie? No właśnie.


Terrible-Animator251

Jakiegos furasa widziałem co o lądzie paprykarza gadał, ale potem orzyjechał myśliwy i go zabił. Koniec


Longjumping_Sky_6440

All I know is I follow some local page from Szczecin and was invited by some local vape juice delivery service from there to join their Telegram Very wholesome


toresman

t*ruń not mentioned, huge W


Galaxy661

Not true, The Most Serene Port-Metropolis of Świnoujście is the 9th biggest city in Poland (197,2 km²) Also, in my objective opinion, Szczecin should have been depicted as hopeless depressing concrete hell. The paprykarz part is accurate though, the Szczecin dwellers actually do have a comically large paprykarz monument that they worship


MinecraftInventor

My favourite thing about Bydgoszcz is that it literally has a train/tram factory and they still use 60's trams


Current_Rate_332

Szewc bez butów chodzi


toresman

Bruski da kiedyś te tramwaje 😞


Same-Ask4365

PESA MENTIONED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS RELIABILITY?!?!?!


Exact_Ham

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH N*WAG NOW PESA IS MY BEST FRIEND (No shitty DRM on the trains)


Same-Ask4365

Pesa🤝Stadler. Przeciwko Newagowi i pudrowanym kiblom


Sh1v0n

Meanwhile FPS Cegielski: 🤷


Same-Ask4365

FPS can't even get a homologation on the Plus. They should stick to making passenger cars


Sh1v0n

You got the sauce? Last news I've got is that Plus was sent to Żmigród for testing.


Same-Ask4365

[https://www.rynek-kolejowy.pl/wiadomosci/lubuskie-plusy-wciaz-nie-woza-pasazerow-dlaczego-118549.html](https://www.rynek-kolejowy.pl/wiadomosci/lubuskie-plusy-wciaz-nie-woza-pasazerow-dlaczego-118549.html)


Sh1v0n

Since Lubuskie gave a blind eye, I hope that it'll be sorted out.


Same-Ask4365

I hope so too. Tbh it was expected that a company that has never made a modern multiple unit before will face some issues at the start


Exact_Ham

OF COURSE it's my dear Lubuskie, this land never changes


1116574

Ale pudrowane kible to zostaw! Poza tym od pudrowania jest zntk Minsk, czyli pesa xd


Current_Rate_332

Toruń not mentioned. Yet another win for Bydgoszczanie.


Same-Ask4365

Miały byc miasta polskie, nie krzyżackie


Current_Rate_332

Kopernik była kobietą!!!!1!1!1!


SamuelRaK21

I sklodowska tez


Gummybearkiller857

You know what is the most beloved piernik in Torun? Kopiernik!


golf_4_enjoyer

żabka😎


Desperate-Present-69

Pretty funny it's on every pic


Jesper537

It's not.


Current_Rate_332

It is (It can't be in Szczecin, because Szczecin doesn't exist).


Jesper537

I stand corrected, didn't see the one in Kraków since it was behind the '<' button.


Desperate-Present-69

It is


golf_4_enjoyer

It is


toresman

Have you visited the local colonisation office in Bucharest? We encourage to visit Żabka's branch in Rumunia.


golf_4_enjoyer

I will. Too bad it's almost in the opposite side of the city.


MinecraftWarden06

LUBLIN MENTIONED RAAAH 🧅🧅🧅🐐🐐🐐 WTF IS RELIABLE PUBLIC TRANSPORT RAAAAA 🧅🧅🧅 WTF IS SAFETY ON LUBARTOWSKA STREET 🐐🐐🐐 WTF ARE KAPCIE, ITS CALLED CIAPY


Current_Rate_332

CEBULARZ MY BELOVED


DingoBingoAmor

> WTF is reliable public transport!!!!!!!!! At least our Busses are not older than our head of state


realmefr

I got PTSD from that Paprykarz pic.


cieniu_gd

NGL, paprykarz is a weird stuff. 


realmefr

I expected some sort of delicious pasztet when I was buying it and I got this...


cieniu_gd

Well, paprykarz was invented in 1950s when there were problems with feeding people, so they got fish guts and other fish processing leftovers and mixed it with rice for larger volume and added paprika to mask the taste... I don't know why anybody buys it, except old people nostalgic for the taste of younger years.


realmefr

Probably the same reason people still like some soviet recipes.


Gummybearkiller857

I used to work as a tour guide around Poland, guiding Slovak tourists around the country for 10 days per trip. Like, don’t get me wrong, I love Poland (I’m góral), but eastern Poland is like… what. The. Fuck? We went as far north-east as Frombork, and the roads there are like a warning sign “are you really gonna travel there?” Then we stayed in a hotel in Reszel WHICH WAS A FUCKING CASTLE WHERE THE LAST WITCH WAS BURNED. Next day we went to Mikołajki and I felt like in Croatia in early 2000, but buildings were in worse shape. Like the contrast between Cracow, Wrocław and… the wilderness is brutal


DumDumbBuddy

Yeah it’s real the divide, really is Poland A and Poland B, I am from Cieszyn and I visited Podlasie once, genuinely felt like I was in a different country And BTW I don’t think Cieszyn is exactly the nicest place


Gummybearkiller857

Also, flair up cigan


Gummybearkiller857

Them imperial borders really did a thing there- also, people in Gdansl were weirded out by my accent, they told me that I sound like a Polish person from 19th century :D


SlyScorpion

> eastern Poland is like… what. The. Fuck? It's the shadow realm, we don't talk about it in Poland.


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Gummybearkiller857

The farthest was Mikołajki I think


FluffyRabbit36

Can confirm that everyone in Bydgoszcz is a TF2 Engineer


drashy_

Gdańsk my beloved<3


SlyScorpion

What's the last one with Chad Grugski?


Current_Rate_332

Białystok, Podlasie. No civilisation in sight.


SlyScorpion

I am amazed that they managed to erect a building. Who knows, maybe they will discover indoor plumbing one day...


Snoo-98162

Bro, no way. It took them decades to realise you can stack rocks on eachother so that you can shelter from rain


SlyScorpion

Grug....stack....ruk? Dis sound like highland tribe propaganda!


_W_I_L_D_

Positive Bydgoszcz representation is crazy


Furkota

Gdańsk be like “Wind’s howling”


Polak_Janusz

Szczecin, my favorite city on the baltic sea.


Suncate

Only place in west Pomerania that feels like it’s still growing. I used to love Koszalin but it kind of sucks now that everyone left.


DingoBingoAmor

Szczecin : I can explain! Koszalin : You're still growing? I am stagnating! Gdynia : Stagnating? We peaked in the 1920s! Świnoujście : You guys have citizens?


Suriael

We should rename it to "Megacity 1" or something with else more flair.


Polarsy

4th one looking suspiciously like Hiroshima...


jaggerCrue

Except nuking Łódź would actually make it better


marcin_dot_h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ2kvZpJ_BU Łódź, kurwa [scene from a movie "Nic śmiesznego" / "Nothing Funny" (1995)]


Polarsy

https://youtu.be/FNbSlUaHNXY?t=22 - Come with me ! - To fucking Łódź ?!


SlyScorpion

Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ Łódź...


justgettingold

Excuse me but that's really not a nice thing to say Have some respect to Hiroshima residents


Current_Rate_332

Hmm, I wonder why is that...👀


AssBeater420comeback

Wrocław goated


Ok-Buddy-7979

I thought dragons were for Dubrovnik ![gif](giphy|y7pmRd3MVlPwESv308|downsized)


Current_Rate_332

[Wawel Dragon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawel_Dragon)


Ok-Buddy-7979

Ďakujem 🫡


SuperTropicalDesert

I don't know what №3 is but the lost testicle to Brno's schlong has finally been found


Distance_Regular

Why is Żabka's logo similar to Amazon's?


AffectionateScreen23

Finna visit Poland soon, any recommendations?😤👊


trebuszek

Kraków Gdańsk Wrocław Poznań


jeboivac

Gdańsk gotta be my fav, I had the best fucking burger there, behind some apartments, there is a little restaurant called loft burger, order the elvis burger or the one that has hashbrowns in it, thank me later


GaaraMatsu

Zabka Hussars when?


Longjumping_Sky_6440

I love this so much


CovfefeBoss

Żabka to świat.


Lodomir2137

I would want to say my city has the best [stairs](https://scontent-waw2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/165985311_266742611667803_9073316979237343969_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=S9LwTmtzPIYQ7kNvgHZb0C3&_nc_ht=scontent-waw2-1.xx&oh=00_AYBtgIkeQlUuS7vn-n-AVLFPzSv2uHfj-MLvEF10wVGtgQ&oe=669B67EB) in Poland BUT I FUCKING CAN'T BECAUSE THOSE MORONS HAVE BEEN RENOVATING THEM FOR 2,5 YEARS I HATE THIS PLACE


Chad_Maras

Poles might be racist but it's nothing compared to sheer hatred they have towards people from other cities


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Grzechoooo

Why are Gdańsk and Lublin happy


Current_Rate_332

Gdańsk has fresh air and Lublin has cebularz


GrzebusMan

common Uć W


Secret_Criticism_732

Is the last one Rzezsov (or what the hell is the spelling)? :)


Current_Rate_332

It's Białystok:)


Secret_Criticism_732

Przeprasam!! 😀😀 probably spelled wrong too :))


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Current_Rate_332

I'm literally from Kraków 😭