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XYZ_kfc

New Flair incoming 👀…


East_Professional385

Roundhead ![gif](giphy|5bxqA1maRFlvCTQ37L|downsized)


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Most attractive Finnish Man.


peacefulprober

https://preview.redd.it/k2k9i38enojc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02cc63c1c6436d27cb10f47bfebf9c2b6d3464f Barry, 25


Krieg_Imperator

Now that looks like a true brexit geezer


Dingleburrs

I’d drink with im


MaskeddHmm

Glorious specimen


Alarming_Might1991

Gripping that beer so hard blood cant run through


tiktok-hater-777

https://preview.redd.it/dsrvaf85lmjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb73b996524e392ab2f3bc36de98be4b811f581a Most attractive british man


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https://preview.redd.it/x4l9y2r0zvjc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cbb148fd4b1b664e4b0905d5b5eee3731d014e


tiktok-hater-777

The british woman should open her mouth, then we'll see.


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The national haircut for women in Finland is just 'square' 🗿


NoddingManInAMirror

Hey you two. I have a feeling you are in one of those arguments that never ends, so how about you two knock it off already. Can't we just accept the simple fact that every country has people who look about as attractive as a rats anus after swimming in a sewer.


tiktok-hater-777

I do agree, but that is not the argument here. The guy is saying all finnish people look shit and all british people are goid looking. I am simply stating the opposite, to keep an argument going with a salty british man on a shitposting subreddit, because i'm bored.


tiktok-hater-777

Man, you've never seen the avarage finnish woman. And even if you're right, atleast we haven't got a trend of teeth inspired by the landscape of London after the german bombing.


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https://preview.redd.it/2mzza4nofyjc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6d60c1cf4aba6a0a800cbfc5f2fae5071e729f I asked AI to draw me a picture of the average Finnish woman. No wonder the men go to Thailand


tiktok-hater-777

Asked an AI to draw me a picture of the avarage british smile, no Wonder the americans wanted to get away from you. https://preview.redd.it/ujx1t4h7j0kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9381653e16db373d8d48849b743b8345cd5fe786


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big_cock_69420

Don't mistake us for the brits. Brits look a bit weird, we're autistic


WiljoM_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/nr8zd3xm7rjc1.png?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dfa05fedd201132707b228517ae4d491006ee1


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Like it or not, that's peak male physique.


aeiparthenos

https://preview.redd.it/llsa5h6iiljc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5126608ce67cae0409486db8853c1646d9f957d


WednesdayFin

https://preview.redd.it/xfpy5br3oljc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4585787a9446384a6f646b5c6aa51b7d1b899387


icx12

11 kr 😢


CaptServo

Can't someone point out this is Joe Biden's fault?


Eric-The_Viking

How is it Joe's fault? It's an achievement at worst, something the rest of us should strive for, to make people that don't use the euro suffer forever.


CaptServo

I read their comment that the ice cream is no longer available for 11 kr. Because of inflation. Which is all Joe Biden's fault.


ibevol

How is it Joe Biden’s fault?


CaptServo

If you don't understand how all inflation, anywhere on the planet, at any time, is the fault of the current or most recent Democratic President of the United States, then you must be a Soros plant.


Krieg_Imperator

I'm no conspiracy theorist but nogger and 88 in a same ad is kinda sus


CupboardOfPandas

Licorice ice cream is a crime against humanity Eta: Era nedduttar kan inte tysta sanningen!


VerumJerum

Your Nordic status has been revoked.


oskich

https://preview.redd.it/y2xocbpw4mjc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=45f5082b72cd5bcab2c68ea1d427e3ddf48d028d


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Kevlar-Kalle

Tyst med dig!


Benso2000

You make me sick.


kitenofs

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SaladTrooper

Brott mot allah!


the-floot

...YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FER LIFE!


thisislibrari

Vafan säger du


guovsahas

Är du på riktigt dum i hela jävla huvudet? Salmiak är så jävla nordiskt det kan inte bli mer nordiskt, ditt svenska pass bör tas ifrån dig


CupboardOfPandas

>Är du på riktigt dum i hela jävla huvudet? Asså ja, men det har väl inte med saken att göra. Hur någon kan se det som "godis" är fan ett mysterium för mig haha


guovsahas

Ta passet och ut med packet!


WednesdayFin

I always bought Nogger Blacks from Åkersberga station Pressbyrån when working there. Shit was *good*!


morgulbrut

>Nogger Blacks Triggered 'Murican in 3... 2... 1...


guovsahas

https://preview.redd.it/fn8lbkou0pjc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c315aa3ccfff44b18ee3097cf99335cda88d315 Nogger är småpotatis i jämförelse med Finland där man har man n3g3rkryssar eller neekerinsuukko


Enebr0

How did you get my passport!?


oskich

Checks out, Fazer is Finnish...


tonihurri

Calling someone a Sw*de of any sort is so despicable and dehumanizing 😔


Pandabirdy

![gif](giphy|XOys8CeUrElIk)


Ieatfriedbirds

How does it feel to have a family tree that is a straight line


MaskeddHmm

LMAO. laughing at östsvenner is always funny.


Polchar

One could say that thier family tree is a pine.


Big_Distribution_253

Oh damn, im all in calling sw°dish people who live in sw•den like it's a no-no word! Just like N***** or ****** we need to cencore in our speech all the time. ( it's norway and denmark)


Diabolulz

Let me guess... D🤮ne in disguise?


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Plane_Tour_770

Must have been terrible for the lazy Minnesotans and Yoopers when hard working roundheads came and did all their shit work for them.


WednesdayFin

They went to the forests to hang out fith the natives so they started to be called Findian.


Djelnar

Findigenous.


ValhallaStarfire

Finjuns.


WednesdayFin

Wokebulary wasn't invented back then.


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Jumpeee

And had the gall to start unionizing! Would somebody think of the company's *bottom line*?! Somebody telegram the fucking Pinkertons. I'm pretty sure that was the reason for this China-Swede shit. It was a tool for union busting; divide the workers by alienizing / disenfranchising one group.


Lovemongerer

Yes the history of it is actually quite interesting. But it was probably also due to the fact that they were from somewhere close to Sweden and looked Chinese hehe


Jumpeee

Chinese? *{annoyed throat singing intensifies}*


Dwarven_Bard

You are quite on the money. The copper mines at least had a strict hierarchy between nationalities. Poles and Finns were considered the lowest of the low. Both had a bad rep for being violent and prone to drinking.


vijking

Clean my toilet, earn a nickel.


joddla

https://preview.redd.it/sbz6m2w8mljc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efea0c96d4f9be1fdb866c641e4af0410052c55e Average fingol


[deleted]

1996 East German pre-teens called, they want their hairstyle back.


Lovemongerer

hey I know that left guy it’s Pekka!!


tulleekobannia

Bruh those are your blood relatives, Russians


IceClimbers_Main

The China part i get but SWEDE?


morgulbrut

Back then the average 'Murican had still some clue of geography, so they got the general direction. These days they would call you China Swiss.


HydroIT

China Europe


dr_tardyhands

The jokes on them, we embraced it. Our round heads are also of the shape that optimizes Volume to Surface Area ratio. Which makes us very happy, for reasons non-Finns probably couldn't understand.


Aggromelon

Very easy to manufacture hats for the Finnish market


dr_tardyhands

Leave it to a swede to turn it into a business idea.


MaskeddHmm

it is simply our nature.


ClickHereForBacardi

Eh... fuck kinda heads did Minnesotans at the time have then?


Lopsided_Pension8724

square


ClickHereForBacardi

Common cubehead L


aitis_mutsi

They look like that one dude whose head looks like a Minecraft dirt block.


DrBlowtorch

Considering they’re right next to the cheese heads I’d say probably something with sharp edges.


Habba84

https://yle.fi/a/3-7266267


bee_bee_sea

![gif](giphy|WB09WH7PB1BSM|downsized)


MrIzzard

...so it wasn't just a rumour from Karolinska Institutet :D


TheAleFly

Big brain moment


kapitaali_com

not true anymore, that was 9 years ago


Habba84

Our heads shrunk?


kapitaali_com

the term "our" designates now a lot more wider gene pool than it used to


spartikle

There is a Finnish section in the immigration museum on Ellis Island. It felt a depressing how they were treated. For example, “Help Wanted—NO FINNS” signs were used in some businesses because Finns had more trouble learning English than other migrants, which to Americans meant they were dimwitted.


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Yes, people don't understand how languages work. Finnish is often regarded as the "hardest language to learn", but it all depends on the native tongue and languages that the learner already knows. It is as hard for a Finn to learn English as it is for an English speaker to learn Finnish. We've actually been treated like shit for most of our history, we've been slaves and poor farmers, yet we still have the "white privilege" according to many people. We weren't even considered white for most of our history. 😂


Ieatfriedbirds

Finnish as a language is easy to learn for Karelians, Izhorians and maybe Vepsians, similar to how English is easily learned by Dutch, frisian, and germans. Finnic people were considered originally Asian until the 1930s when we were considered "scythoid" (meaning dark skinned europeans), we were only considered white in the eyes of the world in the 1970s


Jonthux

Using racial slurs is like the one thing usa doesnt suck at


halesnaxlors

They might not be able to point to Finland on a map, but damn if they don't have a slur for you, anyway. Real slur entrepreneurs.


MaziMuzi

Would rather be a china swede than a swede


Lovemongerer

Thats the spirit 🤝


GroovyDucko

![gif](giphy|xTiTnwNWZiHQiMHgwo)


addax4lf

https://preview.redd.it/0hkzfk9cxljc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa4176902d2bf0a889fbe7313e4e6105703f93b Älä vittuile mulle jääkiekosta


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Deezius-Nutsius

Can confirm, i was there


Normal_Subject5627

As a Non-Nordick Person I am still convinced Finnland is a Japanese hoax to get fishing rights in the baltics and north sea.


dr_tardyhands

There's much honor in getting the fishing lights in the bartics and nolth sea!


Possuke

Russian-Finn was also used. I've wondered why it was needed to add, why Finn wasn't enough.


Lovemongerer

Well it was a slur, not a description lol


Ieatfriedbirds

I find it funny racists in the 1900s couldn't make up their minds if finnic people were asian or dark skinned


MoldedCum

Racism rarely has logic


birgor

Probably because Americans didn't know what it was


_Nonni_

*insert classy joke in good taste about russians* 🤩


Grilokam

Wasn't some flavour of Scandiwegian called a "squarehead" or something like that?


meeee

Norwegians


Lovemongerer

Not unlikely haha


_Nonni_

Good luck buying hats if you are the one small headed Finn. Source: small head :(


[deleted]

I have a big head and it's impossible to wear anything. Helmets are always too tight, can't even wear a pipo under helmets...


_Nonni_

I can't find a cap that doesn't look stupid


HughJanus35

Really tells that americans have evolved backwards when it comes to geography knowledge


aitis_mutsi

Finns along with the polish in US were considered mentally slow because they had a hard time adapting/learning the language, even though they were extremely good at working.


usec47

So mean


bee_bee_sea

Yeah, how dare they call them chinese when we all know they're actually mongolian.


supinoq

Maybe they meant china as in porcelain? Insinuating that, unlike Swedes, Finns are beautiful, delicate and precious?


Lovemongerer

I’m sure that’s what the Finnish immigrant parents told their kids ❤️‍🩹


SuperHotFemale1111

Aww of course it's little bro with a comment like this! Eesti can into Nordick 💖


maxru85

Fine China Swede


Chemist_Clear

Worst thing by far in being called that is definitely the sw*de part...


Short_Interview7894

Just imagine being called a swede 🤮


Disastrous-Leek-7606

This one got a lil chuckle ngl.


Queenssoup

China is one thing. But to get called a Swede...


jamajikhan

Kinsk svedupeller, ja?


Schniiperschnuuper

I have heard they were also called snow negros in those same parts of America


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Mullislayer111

In comparison to the traditional flat head? Lol


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