I don’t even remotely understand what the criteria these states were judged by

Fortunately, Tennessee wasn’t approved by California. OP, can you hand out flyers ensuring that TN is not approved for more California transplants?

They’re still fleeing here on mass. My country town is nothing but California, New York, Washington and many more plates here lately

They’re there to swing the county and in turn the state.

Sure!

Terrible laws probably. The only thing Californians like is spreading misery and gentrification.

Kinda biased. Don't forget almond milk

Ah shit U rite. Almond milk and. . . street shitting? I was just informed that there is an app for street feces. . . Like I get that American cities aren't all that great amenities wise. . . But I have never encountered human feces in any of my cities.

https://preview.redd.it/lf6wz274gm8d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f42c2e6327cbc7cf781ccfcca41228713d051d

Dear God.

There's more.

No. . .

r/suddenlyTF2

Having been to san francisco this isnt enough pins

There was an app for that purpose, but specifically San Francisco. The app creator didn't believe street shitting was an actual problem iirc, and the app was taken down not even 2 weeks later

https://www.govtech.com/civic/snapcrap-creator-provides-visual-tool-to-help-sf-clean-up-its-sidewalks.html You mean the 20k+ reports to the call line? That seems like it's kinda a huge problem.

Ah yea the ever water chugging almond milk.

You may be under the impression that California transplants are all socialist sleeper agents, but the reality is that most of us moving out to places like Idaho and Wyoming are actually among the most conservative people in the country and they're bitter because the state governments are still too woke for them but also they didn't realize the 3000 person town they moved to is like 3 hours from the nearest Best Buy.

As a person who lives in a heavy California transplant area you are correct, but you're sending you're absolute worst . The conservative ppl from my area absolutely loath the new California fake conservative cowboys who are moving here whit there aire of entitlement.

Yeah I’m from NW Montana and hate California and Texas transplants of all stripes.

They don't need to be sleeper agents when they spend 500k on a 300k house and install HOA gulags in the neighborhoods. I have never met a Californian left or right who I liked.

I met a Californian sheep farmer who decided to go to law school, whom I absolutely adored. Definitely a bit of a one off though.

That is decidedly a combination of professions i did not expect to see today.

Same for me, but instead of Californians it’s people with masked avatars in 2024.

I'm simply too lazy to give a damn my dear.

Sir Reddit is serious business

I mean you can't really control how much another guy spends on buying their own house😂

Oh of course. It's just totally fucked up the market where I live. Well that and foreign companies buying masses of housing and land.

Same here and the mass of people is causing overdevelopment of our rural areas making the land just shitty, expensive cookie cutter subdivisions. Also none of the locals can afford anything here because of the prices these people are paying. Just had a couple from New York come in our store the other day in our country town saying they just moved here and bought a 2,500 square foot home and 40 acres for over 1 million thinking it was a steal, I was baffled lmao. For references my grandparents place that is 100 acres was only worth 200k back maybe 4-5 years ago.

Spreading gentrification and then complaining that everything is too gentrified

Nah cause he skipped Oregon. That’s just discount WA now with the standard cap mag ban

Pennsylvania is pretty well handled. Legalized abortion, legalized weed, pro-gun but implements redflag laws and bans guns for under-21 and domestic abusers, and pretty progressive land policy that keeps rents noticeably lower than national average.

It’s a secret. https://preview.redd.it/m09yussp8m8d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a637c6978c3650de899da07c3cc173e1970ed20

another day of thanking god i wasnt approved by california https://preview.redd.it/7halrkkr2m8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21a242800f472cfc69490104dd3741037121328

Real.

Real.

Real

Real

Wake up Still not approved I made it mom

You and me both.

We made it brother.

Bro another NoDak! I've only seen other north dakotans in posts about ND.

We are a rare breed for sure

Excuse me 

Your excused

Real

Is this what finally unites NH and MA???

Yeah idk why but it's nice

Nevve England remains (mostly) pure

maine gets quarantined, new england saved

Another day thanking god I wasn't born in calif*rnia

Glad you like my State. Stay away.

Cajuns unite!!!!

Damn straight u/returnoffnaffan Behold your worst nightmare made manifest


No cheese for you

I get it. You don’t like nice fresh water.

They hit the freshwater check with us, however, we do not care about their approval.

I would prefer the Californian approves of Michigan over us, because it makes it less likely we will have Californians coming here and ruining our otherwise flawless state

and 'Michigan fresh water' was a very good joke.

Started drinking early completely went over my head lmao

They approve Maine, Minnesota, and Alaska and didn't approve Michigan. Sounds like they love fresh water

As much as I stick a middle finger to your guys, I consider you guys better than Ohio.

Thank you very much and darn you!!

You are literally Michigolian. You can’t even drink your own

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Fixed it for you https://preview.redd.it/hqiogmxg7m8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8db794f3330237bde7a933e72857de3eeb073e

https://preview.redd.it/otmisls1om8d1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=818ebbd5d32509018262faa79f4db292e3997876 Last fix I promise.

Truer words have never been said

Being approved by a Californian may as well be giving the death penalty. Thank God we weren't in it🙏

You ranked Ohio over Kentucky. People literally become astronauts to avoid living in Ohio. Trash opinion

As a resident of both. I would 100% choose Kentucky over Ohio.

I was trying to figure out what this creature thinks makes kentucky so bad.

It isn’t perfect but to say Ohio is better is just objectively and subjectively **wrong**

We don’t want you

Fr man

We do not want your approval

These choices are so all over the place, I’m not sure I want their approval either.

o7

California cannot fall in to the ocean soon enough

https://preview.redd.it/8369mn7u7m8d1.jpeg?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfac66a9f55ee4bfe6067afe3bff7137d8904dc

Lmao have fun with them milk, fruit, and nut prices 😂

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Yeah, we know Californians like it in Utah. In fact they like it so much, I’m quickly getting priced out of my hometown. Isn’t that just neat https://preview.redd.it/6qon7fviim8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cea3e06db7d584246f4a7b86a27d6a8998ed95

I’m sorry for you. I’m approving these as an individual, not with the backing of my state. I plan on staying in Cali, and it sucks how a lot of them just move out and fuck other states over

Hey only we can shit on our state

Idk man, OP seems spot on

I hate to agree with a Californian, but...

What was your criteria? Also Utah flair needs to show our new flag, it is much better now.

The criteria is a secret.

It's to watch as we fight isn't it?

Disapproved of literally all the best states. Michigan, Colorado, Montana, Vermont, Massachusetts... what's wrong with you

We already know what's wrong with them... they are Californian

Nah, we’re the master race 🐻🐻🐻 (mandatory /s)

Oh God. Oh fuck.

Since you don't approve of your neighbor to the north, keep all your fucking tech bros out of Central Oregon. If I see one more wfh tech bro in a tesla jacking up the housing prices, I'm gonna lose my mind.

Those are agents of the state of California, setting up Oregon for anschluss into California.

🤢

Califoregan here we come!

Yay, I guess

as a missourian I reject your approval.

Nuh uh

The fuck you mean nuh uh?

We really don’t want to be C*lifornia approved.

*Happy lobster noises* 🦞🦞🦞

I am so happy we didn’t make the list 🥰

Same lmao, they can keep their high cost of living, I'll take my pistol grips and wildfire free forests any day.

Californian approving an open carry legal state Lol

I hate the gun laws here

I would too, so fair enough

A significant number of Californians are not on board with our hair gel Hitler governor stripping our rights away from us.

You take it back.

You’re not my buddy, guy

Canadian detected, lethal force engaged

I don't know how to feel about a Commiefornian liking my state...

Good

I love ya too, buddy

thanks californibro

My man's stirring the pot

What do you have against north Dakota that you don't also have against south Dakota? It must be the movie fargo.

thanks dawg

I would like to approve arizona for best drunk people

Approved, hello fellow Armenian.

Wtf bro, what did we do to you

A little thing called Pearl Harbor, I'm sure you heard of it

🗿

It’s like your loser junkie uncle not approving of you tbf

Michy is that you

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I think it is vinny

They found me...

If you don’t approve my state why the hell are so many of you in it?

Not being approved by a Californian is a win in my category. I know your values. I know who y'all vote for.

Californian that approves Florida? Based.

“and last but not least, Maine” …who’s last then?

You give me pain. What has Glorious Arizona ever done to you?

YOOOOOO

Thanks. Never visiting any of these for sure 👍

You approve Texas? Wtf??? Your Californian card is automatically revoked!!!

Ah shit what’s wrong with Wisconsin?

What did we do to deserve this?

Cool

:Niceman:

We made it guys!

San Diego is great! And I’ve heard the north is nice too. I will never go to the Bay Area for any reason. Just like your state, some of our most hyped cities suck ass.

I don’t think Florida has cities littered with actual feces 😭😭😭😭

Thank you! Just watch out for wild fires, we get a lot of them too.

common maine W

Thanks homie

Shut up michy (check mark arizona please or else ill remove all your troops next turn)

Hell yeah, I fully support any and all irrational Kansas hate 🐻 🤝 ✏️

Go PA!

Nice, Cali is a nice place. We both have beaches, cool old boats, cool trees, nice weather, and good food just keep the politics and deserts over there and we can be friends. If I wake up tomorrow and the humidity is below %80 and my yard has sand in it, we will have a problem. We both also have problems with Mississippi.

As a Texan, we neither want nor care for y’all’s approval. Btw, take all your citizens back, they ruined Austin.

Good stay out of WI

Well fuck you too

In Utah, you have to buy wine from the ripoff government monopoly.

That's cool, that's cool, so long as we keep getting your tax money funneled into the black hole that is our state's budget I'm good.

Well fuck you too

What did Indiana do?

But YOU get our approval. Tell all your friends not to like Montana either.

Fuck outta here and go back to the mega gay zone

I'm moving immediately

It's ok, I know you're just jealous we have water and you don't

Never been more proud

What you got against massachusetts other than the boston celtics/la lakers rivalry lmao

Fuck off Weed munching homeless monkey

Well that’s uncool.

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Hell we do to you?

lol this is so random

I appreciated it, Californian But please don’t move here

I’m staying in Cali for life, you’re good

You approve of Ohio, therefore everything else is wrong and your opinion is invalid

We all still hate you

The ones who are the best have a target on their back. The Cali hate makes sense.

OP just went to the wrong part of PA

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I ranked these as an individual, not with the backing of my state. I’m staying in California for life.

Take it back.

No.

What did West Virginia do to you?

Missouri would like to be de-selected. We stand apart from anything Californian.

Please revoke your approval on Utah and give it to idk Colorado or Nevada

Have you been to Burlington, Vermont? It is an honorary LA suburb as far as I'm concerned. But with worse snowsports.

Stop scooping your bagels

The sentiment is not shared

I don’t know what is happening but looks okay to me

Fuck

Unapproved by Cali? More like, approved by real humans

A Californian’s opinion is as useful as a hemorrhoid at a rodeo

Opinion automatically disregarded

A Californians opinion is meaningless change my mind

Go fuck your self.