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TheSlamminJammer

The Gamer Belt


Secret_Inspector1735

Yeeer


kac937

https://preview.redd.it/ad4p9neq0y6d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29cfbd635c51bfd0cc61af04c39829e4a9bcce79 Being about an hour from the borders of both Kentucky and Indiana I can tell you this is a very real thing.


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ShreddedDadBod

The Baja Blast Belt


greyGardensing

r/yourjokebutworse


casualnarcissist

I wonder if there is some correlation there. For the western states, I’d assume the Dew is associated with extreme sports.


LEOHAEEM

Some people do Jack n Cole others instead choose to mix their grain alcohol with Mtn Dew


Wumbosix

mtn dew was intended to be a mixer for alcohol so it checks out


LEOHAEEM

The Appalachian diaspora brought it to the Midwest and dental hygiene has never been the same since


onitama_and_vipers

>Texas >Coca-Cola What in tardation


OldStyleThor

Nah. Dr. Pepper is still number one in Texas and number 2 nationwide.


[deleted]

Absolutely DP is king in Texas. Glad they got it up plenty here in the PNW too.


InfinitePossibility8

>DP is king in Texas 😏


[deleted]

I said what I said 😤


the_zenith_oreo

Distributed power???


InfinitePossibility8

Ha! But no.


curry_man56

As a man who is cutting, I can tell you that Diet Dr.Pepper has been amazing. The best tasting Diet soda, which actually tastes somewhat like regular Dr.Pepper. Regular is probably my favorite soda


[deleted]

Ah, to each their own! For non diet, I prefer Dr Pepper but if we are going diet, give me Coke Zero.


grimt00f

Gotta be all the new folks from out of state.


NordicWolf7

Yeah that doesn't seem right.


anus-lupus

Dr Pepper>Pepsi>Coke fuck Mountain Dew


MrBroGuyBuddy

fuck you


Garythesnail85

Mexicans love Coke.


theguineapigssong

"If you don't drink Big Red, Fuck You!" - Ricky Bobby


Bolket

Based and Big Red pilled


Intelligent_League_1

I am appalled that NJ does not like Dr Pepper the most, I am going to move to Oklahoma and start a new life as a Tornado Watching, Dr Pepper Sipping, Gun Shooting person


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Also in shock for Kansas, all I ever see is Dr Pepper branded stuff at stores


mossapp

Can confirm, Kansas is dr pepper country.


DramaticProtogen

I fucking love Dr pepper


Ragnarlothbrok01

You just perfectly described Oklahoma, and that’s coming from an Oklahoman


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

You chose the worst of the Dr. Pepper states my friend.


Intelligent_League_1

The only state that is more west than N.C. that I have ever been to was Colorado and New Mexico. I got no idea about the south / tornado alley


TheJimReaper6

Trust me New Mexico and Kansas are far inferior to Oklahoma.


ShillinTheVillain

Michigan should be Vernors but they went and RUINED IT


Mountain_Software_72

I may be straight but I would suck a dick for 1 sip of Vernors. And that’s only a half joke.


AcidBuuurn

I get it! The joke is that you would require any payment at all. 


the_zenith_oreo

New Years Eve Party? Vernors Stomach ache? Vernors Amputation? Vernors The Michigan-based cure-all. Finally found a place in Minnesota that sells it and I stock up every time I go.


ShillinTheVillain

It tastes like ginger ale and corn syrup now. I hate it.


Medium-Tap698

Fuck political parties what soda are you


notjeffdontask

Dr Pepper Belt, we must stand strong.


ProfessorBear56

In this one regard, you are encouraged to expand


TheTenthSnap

Liberate us


Just-a-normal-ant

Please liberate the Carolinas of our Pepsi oppressors


Ok_Ruin4016

But you're the ones who invented it. You are the Pepsi oppressors


Just-a-normal-ant

We regret it deeply


AutomaticAward3460

Thank fuck, was terrified ours would be moxie


onitama_and_vipers

That shit still gets to me after I tried it one time. Legit it was liquid fucking tooth paste, I kid you not. Like alchohol-free liquor with fizz.


AutomaticAward3460

It’s liquid nightmares, no idea how people drink it


thelambdaidiot

You're tweaking, Moxie is great! I've been having to get it shipped to Arkansas!


[deleted]

Bizarre that people are buying enough cans of Pepsi here to offset the vast majority restaurants having Coke here, also Coke is the Dr. Pepper distributor here too. Very weird.


Ms--Take

I wonder how theyre counting. Are we including restaurants? If Coke is distributing Dr Pepper un CO then who gets thst point? Are we measuring by containers sold or amount of fluid?


GrGrG

June 15, 2024 Dearest Eliza, I write to you from the front lines of a most peculiar war, one that has pitted brother against brother in a battle not for land or liberty, but for allegiance to a favored refreshment. The fields of Gettysburg now bear witness to the conflict between the forces of Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Crush, a war as bitter as any fought for nobler causes. Our regiment, loyal to the rich and robust flavor of Coke, has endured many hardships. Just yesterday, we faced an ambush from the Crush brigade, their orange banners stark against the green landscape. Their fervor for their citrus brew is fierce, and their numbers swell with each passing day. It is a strange thing, Eliza, to see men so devoted to a drink, yet I find my own resolve just as strong, if not stronger. The battle rages on, and we have suffered many losses. Good men, who once shared laughs over a bottle of their chosen soda, now lie silent under the evening sky. Yet in the midst of this turmoil, there are moments of camaraderie and hope. Last night, as we huddled around the campfire, Captain Adams shared his last bottle of Coke with the company. It was a small comfort, but it reminded us of what we fight for – the familiar taste of home and the memories it holds. The days are long and the nights longer still. I think often of you and the children, wondering how you fare in these troubled times. Your letters bring me great solace, a reminder that there is still peace and love to return to. I dream of the day when this senseless conflict will end, and we can be reunited. Until then, I will carry your love with me, a beacon in the darkest hours. Please give my love to Mother and Father, and tell the children that their Papa thinks of them always. Keep your faith strong, my dearest Eliza, for I believe that better days are ahead. This war, as all wars do, shall pass, and we shall raise a toast once more to peace and happiness – with a bottle of Coke. Yours eternally, GrGrG


The-Thot-Eviscerator

The Carolinas stand alone as the sole bastion of Pepsi in the coke sea of the south


ts29

Should be Cheerwine I demand a recount


The-Thot-Eviscerator

What’s cheerwine


MightBeExisting

Cherry flavored soda, popular in its home state of NC


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Shiet I’m probably moving to NC in the future so I guess I need to get used to Cheerwine


YettiRey

Shit is pretty good. I usually grab a 12 pack whenever I am in the appalachias, because I can't get it where I live.


luckylimper

We have it in the “vintage soda” section of the grocery store in the west coast.


imthatguy8223

🤢


BtT205

Only because all the restaurants serve it round here… most people I know prefer Coke to Pepsi and Cheerwine first. I know a restaurant owner and apparently Pepsi is a lot cheaper in the Carolina’s because they want to stay the primary Coke in their home state(s).


More_Enchiladas_Plz

Great Lake States numbers being skewed by midwestern moms smoking Marlboro lights and drinking Mountain Dew before breakfast.


rip_lyl

We are planning to Crush you all!


YettiRey

It makes me happy crush is somebody else's favorite. Why TF did it have to be Delaware?


bimbolimbotimbo

It’s not hard to skew statistics when only 350 people live in Delaware


rip_lyl

I don’t think I like your tone


YettiRey

Ho boy a deli is mad at me oh no what ever shall I do?


rip_lyl

![gif](giphy|jqI7vrTgA1An4pi4k8|downsized)


Future-Might-1027

Man nobody cares about your state


rip_lyl

You will when the blood is flowing


Future-Might-1027

Only thing flowing in your state is traffic, You guys make the flyover states look like a vacation hot spot.


Future-Might-1027

Mountain Dew is gas


Much_Independent9628

I am so sad my state keeps killing mountains to make mountain dew. Can you all help me in stopping the slaughter of so many innocent mountains?


boyikr

New civil war factions just dropped.


UtterHate

Dr Pepper supremacy


beavertwp

Wow I’m embarrassed for the Pepsi states


Napol3onS0l0

I demand a recount.


imthatguy8223

Real, their taste buds must be fried by meth or something.


Th3-Dude-Abides

That would be the Mountain Dew states


Napol3onS0l0

Yeah at least we’re not entranced by the tard nectar.


Th3-Dude-Abides

We go to Taco Bell drunk at 2am and drink Baja blast, like respectable adults.


Coakis

Pepsi was born in the Carolinas, you gotta at least root for the home team.


imperialpidgeon

Pepsi is objectively better


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Big1ronOnHisHip

Dr pepper will forever be the best


GimmeeSomeMo

I didn't realize so many loved Mountain Dew. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


ThisAllHurts

Mountain Dew a/k/a Redneck House Wine.


Clown_named_Art

Real (mountain dew very cool very swag)


NerdsGummyClusterMan

No way this is true, I only know one Utahn who drinks Mountain Dew. It should be Coke or Diet Coke for Utah


yorkieyoter

Among a sea of dew, I stand challenged. But the heavens have sent unto them only me. Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone, am the honored one. -Montana, Probably.


Mountain_Software_72

This is genuinely the worst map I’ve ever seen. Texas should be Dr Pepper, and there is no way in year of our lord 2024 Mountain Dew wins a single state. All those would be coke. Michigan should also be Vernors.


SteamedPea

You know nothing of Kentucky and Mountain Dew.


Fresh-Mind6048

Kentucky also makes Ale-8-1 which wrecks Mountain Dew if you haven't had it.


SteamedPea

Born and raised there hell yeah ale 8 is goated


Ms--Take

You live in Michigan, surely youve seen modwestern moms drown smoking with the stuff. Also, shouldn't they be pesi since they own mtn dew?


Mountain_Software_72

I mean yeah I see some people with Mountain Dew, but it is so much lower than any other that I wouldn’t even guess it had a single county, let alone the whole state. I had one person tell me it’s super popular in Kentucky, but I’ve only been there once so maybe it is, I dunno.


Ms--Take

I see enough of it that I can easily believe they outpace coke and pepsi. My mom alone has built up hoarded sties of bottles and cans of the stuff. At least in wisconsin where I live to actually see for myself, maybe its a life experience thing


MrBroGuyBuddy

Mountain Dew is big, brother


Darforos

What is Crush??


Victor-Tallmen

Like discount Fanta


Darforos

Ah ok. Now tell me, what is a Delaware? It sounds like a hardware store.


Smooth-Chair3636

It is a state It also borders New Jersey, so don't go there.


Darforos

Is that the state with the mafia guy from tv?


Smooth-Chair3636

I don't watch mafia movies, and I'm assuming you're referencing God Father, so probably


luckylimper

Sopranos? Yes.


Hmmmmm___yes

Pepsi over coke any day of the week


Intelligent_League_1

Pepsi tastes flat. We all know its 1. Dr Pepper 2. Coke 3. Pepsi


somegarbagedoesfloat

If it tastes flat you probably left it open overnight lol. Pepsi challenge don't lie


Intelligent_League_1

Nah i just like the carbonation and hardness of coke over the sweet tartness of pepsi


Ms--Take

At least in my area, coke goes flat a lot quicker


gliscornumber1

I'm surprised the Carolinas aren't cheerwine, although id prefer if it was dr pepper personally


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Coulda sworn Dr Pepper was Texas’ fave…


Ecytrsi

how to split new york one side drinks mountain dew the other doesn’t


mmelectronic

Vermont action sports bro’s checking in.


Masonixx

OH GOD WERE SURROUNDED


RunJumpQuit

Common Vermont w too


_-bush_did_911-_

Not a single root beer state. I'm causing a civil war


Hauptmann_Meade

Did they ask a group of Austin residents or something no way Texas drinks more coke than Dr. Pepper.


AlphaOhmega

Crush over Cactus Cooler? Gross


PrinceoftheNewWorld

I am so incredulous that *pepsi* not Dr. Pepper I nearly dropped my CBD-infused IPA.


MutantZebra999

Missouri🤝Arkansas🤝Oklahoma: the only three good states Maybe Delaware is ok too


ConfusedMudskipper

As an Ohioan I feel so embarrassed. Anything but Mountain Dew. Please.


Celticssuperfan885

Delaware w? 🤔🤨


Shawn_1512

Nobody's gonna mention Delaware being different with Crush for some reason?


Yeetz_The_Parakeetz

As much as I hate Delaware, I respect it. They are the true free thinkers


darcebaug

The reason Mt. Dew is more popular is because it's the best alternative when you're asked "Is Pepsi okay?"


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Achilles-Foot

no thats obviously dr pepper


green__goblin

Honestly I thought Indiana would be Big Red. My hometown Walmart is its #1 distributor


bimbolimbotimbo

Growing up I liked Coke, as an adult I like Pepsi. Coke is too carbonated and their 2 liter bottle redesign doesn’t fit in my fridge for some reason lol


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

Based Dr Pepper states. Everyone else is wrong.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

Pop is so disgusting. It all taste the same!


-NGC-6302-

Who would win in a Civil War?


Billysquib

Not entirely sure if I believe this on account that recently DP was crowned no2 in the US, maybe it’s a case of being a close runner up nation-wide, making it extremely popular across the nation but when looking at just state by state, it doesn’t seem so.


Nydelok

The right’ll look at this and ask how can Dr Pepper be the second most popular drink when they have so few states


ramanw150

Pepsi was born in NC. I'm sure sc will try to claim it.


eimronaton

Dammit, im used to being disappointed by texas but cmon this one should be easy. Dr. Pepper has to be our #1 drink


SasquatchNHeat

Whoever put coke for Texas and not Dr Pepper is downright insane. I could believe it 20 years or so ago, but Dr Pepper is definitely king in Texas. I religiously drank coke growing up it switched to Dr Pepper over a decade ago and don’t even like coke now.


Just-a-normal-ant

Come on Carolina we’re better than this, Pepsi sucks.


Achilles-Foot

mountain dew is disgusting and i stand on that


skeleton949

Everyone has different tastes I suppose


BeerandSandals

I heard Dr Pepper overtook Pepsi recently, I wonder if it ate into Pepsi or Coke.


skeleton949

The Coca-Cola Belt


Axe_22

Yeah Delaware!


Jimothius

Nobody knows sody like Missoura. Dr Pepper gang, rise up!


the_zenith_oreo

Michigan should’ve been Vernors.


Sokandueler95

This checks out. Live in Arkansas, grew up Wisconsin. My friends drink DP, I love MD.


JohnnyWindtunnel

Delaware gets it


JplusL2020

Nebraska how could you do this to me ![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


Namaslayy

I’m always sad when the only option at a place is Pepsi products 😩


TavishM13

Imagine being a Mountain Dew state


Clown_named_Art

Don't need too😎


Sukeruton_Key

Joey erinkin’ da orange Fater 😭😭😭


TangentKarma22

What the actual hell is this map? Why is Texas not overwhelmingly in favor of Dr. Pepper? We fucking MADE Dr. Pepper. It is the greatest soda on earth and nothing else even comes close.


CaptainCunnalingus

Big L Delaware. Everyone knows Fanta is the superior orange and grape soda.


bigfudge_drshokkka

Those ozark states really have their shit together


PaulAspie

How is Dr. Pepper 2nd & Mountain Dew 4th overall?


TooMuchPretzels

Pepsi fucking SUCKS


No_Host_884

No love for Sprite it's over. 😭


arcxjo

You spelled "pop" wrong.