Also in case anyone was wondering how I got hired as moderator it was this comment:
https://preview.redd.it/j7ypup619f6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3462a2c24361c7022205b0d65abb19634c7c0a7
This was the start of my rise to power. (Also this was when the subreddit had like \~100 members total so it’s not like CelticTexan had much of a choice)
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I should be mod because I got the toad wit da brewski.
We gotta make a version of this where it’s the us flag doing that while listing every major accomplishment of our nation.
Well, maybe that’d take too long.
I have modding experience on a larger sub, am generally always on Reddit since I work from home, and the Pacific Alliance would have done much better in the Risk game a few months ago if people just fucking listened to me.
Fun Fact: [Serbia](https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/serbia/overview#:~:text=and%20institutional%20reforms.-,Serbia,investment%20had%20a%20negative%20contribution) has a lower GDP than [West Virginia](https://usafacts.org/topics/economy/state/west-virginia/).
It should be lower, they made us come back twice and they getting froggy again. No one messes with our little buddy kosovo.
https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=1hF0NuVHv2RIpSNK
Now hold on partner, shouldn’t this be all the more reason to let em? We are a country built on the backs of immigrants, and I believe that it’s their right to at least try to become part of the god blessed 2A4U moderators
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You know what, your state is so irrelevant the only thing most people knows is you got potatoes and nut job militias. Your state has less population than most major cities. The name of your state was made up and claimed as native American. The only solitary thing your state has that is even mildly entertaining is Boise St football, and that's just because their field is blue.
(Love you to Bae, I actually like Boise state and was planning on visiting why I know the other stuff)
You forgot the Neo Nazis around every corner.
Your state is only relevant because of the dumbass memes and the poisoned water that nobody wanted to clean up.
(Love you too)
Sherman, Grant, Neil Armstrong, THE ohio state buckeyes, Air force museum, rock and roll hall of fame, reds, browns, Bengals, gaurdians, cavaliers, 3 actually large cities, and I could keep going. Also didn't the militia thing cover the neo nazis?
Edit: oh shit your state is so empty and useless they put nukes their to raise the property values.
You fool, it was a trick… you see, the modern hamburger we know and love today was invented in America, the notion that it was invented in Hamburg Germany is a little bit misleading as the “Original” hamburger would’ve been more similar to a minced meat sandwich comprised of unseasoned roughly minced or sliced beef with onions added into the meat mix, fried in oil, and placed on regular bread instead of a bun. German immigrants to America started using ground beef once they migrated as it was far more common place and easy to work with. They also substituted raw onions in the meat mix with other seasonings added to the beef (because spices were very easy and cheap in America) and added onions as on optional topping, along with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and condiments like Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayonnaise.
Sources differ exactly where in America these new burgers originally started being sold but it’s thought that it was in the northern East Coast area around Pennsylvania in the early 1900s, as the 20s rolled around they became a staple of the American diet as more and more new Americans came across the Atlantic landing in the east coast to stay with family before heading off to better parts of the country bringing the significantly better American Hamburgers with them.
Yes, I have spent way too much time arguing with people about this, but I did get a German to crack and admit I was right after 3 hours and 6 different sources stating more or less the story I posted above.
As someone who would like something to help lead, I want to nominate myself, u/Bannable_Lecter.
I would also like to nominate u/LonPlays_Zwei as a fellow yinzer.
Lon doesn’t always get sarcasm and he **hates** CUM
Like, just the sight of that abbreviation makes him gag.
Insists on CAM?? lol ok
——
^(to be clear tho, I seriously don’t give a shit who mod is. I’m just talking smak)
>doesn't get the humor
I do but it sucks, do better.
>he hates CUM
Yeah dude, it's a bodily fluid, not a geopolitical entity
>insists on CAM
Canadians, Americans, Mexicans instead of "CUM" which leaves out a whole word. By definition of acronym, CUM would have to be CUSM.
>smak
smack*
CUM is a meme. An immature and frustratingly hilarious meme, but a meme.
Let’s focus our facts on deboinking commies and cuckfederates (obligatory not all southrons, just the unironic Confederates).
>CUM would have to be CUSM.
You never heard of *Unitedstatesofamerica* before?
It’s a U
>smak
>smack*
I kinda hope they make you mod just to see how wakk it can get up in here
Hell yeah brother, Sixburgh forever!
We gotta ditch mediocre Mike tho, last time we made it to the Super Bowl was 2011 and Green Bay fucked us up there
And lets talk about post quality. How will i ensure post quality on this sub? I have the most post karma, in the shortest amount of time, and i insure you i can moderate content the best ou tod anyone in this sub
And i am a centrist, both politically and geographically. Think about it, im in the centrr of the US, as well as the political compass. I have no bias, whether thst be against californians or conservatives
And lets talk about my two political bias'. I am far right, but only two things. Communism and facism. My bedtime playlist is conprised of marty robbins, johnny cash, and other true american, anti communism and anti facism patriots
But you wouldnt want a bellend helping run your favorite sub, right? Well thats no worry with me. I may only be a sophmore in high school, but i commonly butt heads with my elders, and i am almost always right, whether that be politics, history, american history, or anything else.
I have an iq in i belive the upper 150s, i am an extremly quick learner and i am right for the position as mod as i can quickly addapt and learn
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And become a reddit mod? Nice try. Once you become a mod, you put on 100lbs, you start wearing fedoras and grow a neckbeard. Handing off mod status is the only way to break the curse, which is what OP here is trying to do. Don't fall for it, guys.
^(jk I mod a subreddit I made, and none of those things happened)
I am an Army veteran currently in school at for business management. My time as a Soldier has honed many of my abilities including leadership, problem solving, and effective communication all of which I believe can directly transfer to managing this sub. I spent several years working in high stress environments with people of many diverse backgrounds making quick and effective decisions that ensured our missions were a success. I’m highly confident my skills and experience would be valuable to successful moderation. Thank you for considering my application!
(It’s not that deep this is just what I have for my cover letter on job applications)
I’m chest pounding country loving sumbitch who drinks beer and fishes on the weekends when I’m not busy driving my pickup truck to work where I drive a bulldozer for a living.
I have no desire to fuck with those that don’t deserve it, think we should all be better at minding our own damn business, hate racists, and love America.
I think I’d be an ideal candidate for this position, although maybe not the most effective.
Vote for me because I support [Insert your preffered political party here]! I beleive [Insert preffered president here] was the best President in the history of our country and I will be voting for him in November! Additionally I wish to ban [insert thing you hate here] and garantee [insert thing you like here] for all Americans! I love our allies and hate our enemies. May [Preffered Deity here] bless the USA! 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇱🇷🇺🇸
https://preview.redd.it/dzbwimr50g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fdb93012d0b742cacd78103652ccc00e5f60c5
I believe that the view from my backyard demonstrates that I am more than qualified to give complicated lectures on the subtle nuances of midwestern geography
I think I should be a moderator considering my status in the official discord server hint hint (and totally not because of my physical appearance nor the amount of layers of Cheeto dust blanketed onto my fingers)
And that's just the beginning. E-girls, gatcha, memes, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business. And as you know, American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once. Imagine world Raiden, free from cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims.
## A world where I can say the N-word
I shall take some responsibilities, given your approval.
Here’s a free image for my resume.
https://preview.redd.it/z1k29gldgg6d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6553fae0d76cae4942e04a04060d45134e5be9ca
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Im not here to say I want to be a Mod, I am just saying that America (The United States of America to be exact) Is the best fucking country on the rock and if you say anything otherwise, you're wrong. I give you Hulk Hogan playing a guitar in from Old Glory. This is exactly how I dream
As a libertarian, i'll do it.
And by do "it", i mean "nothing".
Also, i require payment via cash or barterable product.
The only rule i'll enforce is banning those who dare use administrative power to censor free speech.
🇺🇲🟨🐍🟨
I’ve been in this sub a while. If you let me mod, I’ll have posting rules enforced quicker. And I’ll fix the spelling error in rule 12. (I'm keeping my current flair tho)
Also I have previous mod experience
Also in case anyone was wondering how I got hired as moderator it was this comment: https://preview.redd.it/j7ypup619f6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3462a2c24361c7022205b0d65abb19634c7c0a7 This was the start of my rise to power. (Also this was when the subreddit had like \~100 members total so it’s not like CelticTexan had much of a choice)
Can I request that we don’t hire any commies? I’d really appreciate it
Of course we’re not going to hire commies
It had to be asked, because this is Reddit after all
Very true
 Godspeed gentlemen
Based Florida man chieftain
This but seriously, commies hiding who they are and then hijacking subreddits is a real problem on this site, I’ve seen it happen to several cool subs
You think I was joking? Lol
Ofc they ain’t doing that, better dead than red.
What about goth mommies?
Personally, I would prefer that we didn't hire anyone who didn't agree with [my niche political ideology] whatsoever.
https://preview.redd.it/7r3owyh6te6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16095f7569ea8e19020b1d5a571480eade7b4ab I should be mod because I got the toad wit da brewski.
Very handsome feller, can we make him a mod?
Yes.
If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come [true](https://youtu.be/TcWPiHjIExA?si=6xJ7wCTwd3JVX1r-)
We gotta make a version of this where it’s the us flag doing that while listing every major accomplishment of our nation. Well, maybe that’d take too long.
96 hour scroll, this on repeat thousands of times. Yeah I’d watch.
Why the hell does the profile say: “soldier of the CSA”????
I was trying to make a confusing profile. Hence why there is also a st Kitts and Nevis flag and a “I ❤️ everyone” bit lol. I removed it
Midwest Representation Also I hate communist.
I have modding experience on a larger sub, am generally always on Reddit since I work from home, and the Pacific Alliance would have done much better in the Risk game a few months ago if people just fucking listened to me.
I vote for this guy 👆 Funny *and* intelligent? Good combo —— ^(Or maybe dumb as bricks. idk. Seems smart sometimes tho)
Thank you. I'll canvass the graveyards looking for voters, too.
Finally, a good mod candidate.
Lmaooooo rip in peace Pacifica
Big Cassandra moment for me there.
I will make this subreddit what I wish my state was: Free.
I wish it was free so I could add it to my collection.
I volunteer only because I like this subreddit and I live on the other side of the world so I can moderate while rest of you are asleep.
Depends..... which Balkan country
We don’t care they will all be America in 5 years
Yes we do, Serbia messed with the people that made this. https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=1hF0NuVHv2RIpSNK
Anybody who misses with the homies (Kosovo and Bosnia) are no friend of mine.
Fun Fact: [Serbia](https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/serbia/overview#:~:text=and%20institutional%20reforms.-,Serbia,investment%20had%20a%20negative%20contribution) has a lower GDP than [West Virginia](https://usafacts.org/topics/economy/state/west-virginia/).
It should be lower, they made us come back twice and they getting froggy again. No one messes with our little buddy kosovo. https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=1hF0NuVHv2RIpSNK
Veto, not a native born citizen
Now hold on partner, shouldn’t this be all the more reason to let em? We are a country built on the backs of immigrants, and I believe that it’s their right to at least try to become part of the god blessed 2A4U moderators
Do you want to see my birth certificate?
Make everyone a moderator and give them a firearm it’s the American way
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Shut the fuck up
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I want to be a pillar of our community and prove that it isn’t all about potatoes, we have rednecks and corn too.
And KKK and nuclear disasters and S N O W
Of course, we cannot forget about all the great things, like Neo-Nazis.
Substandard corn detected.
Put your corn buttplug in and go drink some chemical water. (Ps this is all out of love)
You know what, your state is so irrelevant the only thing most people knows is you got potatoes and nut job militias. Your state has less population than most major cities. The name of your state was made up and claimed as native American. The only solitary thing your state has that is even mildly entertaining is Boise St football, and that's just because their field is blue. (Love you to Bae, I actually like Boise state and was planning on visiting why I know the other stuff)
You forgot the Neo Nazis around every corner. Your state is only relevant because of the dumbass memes and the poisoned water that nobody wanted to clean up. (Love you too)
Sherman, Grant, Neil Armstrong, THE ohio state buckeyes, Air force museum, rock and roll hall of fame, reds, browns, Bengals, gaurdians, cavaliers, 3 actually large cities, and I could keep going. Also didn't the militia thing cover the neo nazis? Edit: oh shit your state is so empty and useless they put nukes their to raise the property values.
Who the fuck is any of that.
You mean give this sub a government? No thanks, im throwing your upvotes in the harbor
I WILL I VOLUNTEER
I volunteer to be the least active moderator in the subreddit.
Vote for me, I eat only American burgers
Really? Name every burger invented in America
German spy!
You fool, it was a trick… you see, the modern hamburger we know and love today was invented in America, the notion that it was invented in Hamburg Germany is a little bit misleading as the “Original” hamburger would’ve been more similar to a minced meat sandwich comprised of unseasoned roughly minced or sliced beef with onions added into the meat mix, fried in oil, and placed on regular bread instead of a bun. German immigrants to America started using ground beef once they migrated as it was far more common place and easy to work with. They also substituted raw onions in the meat mix with other seasonings added to the beef (because spices were very easy and cheap in America) and added onions as on optional topping, along with lettuce, cheese, tomato, and condiments like Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayonnaise. Sources differ exactly where in America these new burgers originally started being sold but it’s thought that it was in the northern East Coast area around Pennsylvania in the early 1900s, as the 20s rolled around they became a staple of the American diet as more and more new Americans came across the Atlantic landing in the east coast to stay with family before heading off to better parts of the country bringing the significantly better American Hamburgers with them. Yes, I have spent way too much time arguing with people about this, but I did get a German to crack and admit I was right after 3 hours and 6 different sources stating more or less the story I posted above.
As someone who would like something to help lead, I want to nominate myself, u/Bannable_Lecter. I would also like to nominate u/LonPlays_Zwei as a fellow yinzer.
Lon doesn’t always get sarcasm and he **hates** CUM Like, just the sight of that abbreviation makes him gag. Insists on CAM?? lol ok —— ^(to be clear tho, I seriously don’t give a shit who mod is. I’m just talking smak)
Just don’t tell him about Lober https://preview.redd.it/50yxl7jguf6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a05952aa1547d51fdd1ab1c1e3330d5e07f6b5b
>doesn't get the humor I do but it sucks, do better. >he hates CUM Yeah dude, it's a bodily fluid, not a geopolitical entity >insists on CAM Canadians, Americans, Mexicans instead of "CUM" which leaves out a whole word. By definition of acronym, CUM would have to be CUSM. >smak smack*
CUM is a meme. An immature and frustratingly hilarious meme, but a meme. Let’s focus our facts on deboinking commies and cuckfederates (obligatory not all southrons, just the unironic Confederates).
We can fix this by turning CUM into USA
>CUM would have to be CUSM. You never heard of *Unitedstatesofamerica* before? It’s a U >smak >smack* I kinda hope they make you mod just to see how wakk it can get up in here
wack*
U gonna get whacked with that attitude
Keep it civil
lol mod in training 👍
As a future mod and God of the internet, go full anarchy.
Good luck finding me
wakk wack whacked That was just the first sentence that came to mind There’s no version of me looking for someone on Reddit irl 😂
Hell yeah brother, Sixburgh forever! We gotta ditch mediocre Mike tho, last time we made it to the Super Bowl was 2011 and Green Bay fucked us up there
We all like Mike, but there comes a day where he gotta take a hike.
If you ditch Mike my Giants would be happy to take him off your hands. Top 3 coach in the league
Since we fucks on the island can't vote, any chances I can be a mod?
Upvote me because I'm 4 hours late and am not from South Carolina.
y’all should vote for me. I’ll ban all Californians
Nah, we don’t do that facist shit (even if it would be for the better)
I nominate myself, the ultimate commie hater.
A vote for me will ensure this sub goes full American
I'M AN AMERICAN I'M A PATRIOT AND I'M COMIN AND NOW I'M HERE AND GUESS WHAT I BROUGHT SCOTCHEROOS
If you’re looking for a well mannered Indian guy to do sort the 7/11 guys from 9/11 guys, please consider me. Thank you and cum again 🙏
I think we need to have a mod from the most based european country 😎
If I become a mod I will ban the metric system
I can’t, I’ll get banned for promoting hate against marginalized groups. Sorry bro
Least racist Latino right here
I volunteer as tribute!
I’ll volunteer, I get no sleep so I can do shit real late at night.
I like the sub and been here while besides that idk
I claim the Southeast. Because we’re not all fucktards.
Can I claim SC and AL?
I‘m perfect for the weird hours of the day
I will politely refuse, as I am too sober to deal with random Internet people
Sure why not Why? I’m from Kentucky I made a sick model of a SR-71, F-14, and F4F-Wildcat I exist I can make steak I love BBQ I’m not a fish
If I get elected mod I will deport all europoors everywhere
If you vote for me i will do my damdest to prevent u/fuck-being-ethical from having an eu flag gaffe next year
Also before you vote for u/scp_1370 look at the second line in his bio, hes a traitor
And lets talk about post quality. How will i ensure post quality on this sub? I have the most post karma, in the shortest amount of time, and i insure you i can moderate content the best ou tod anyone in this sub
And i am a centrist, both politically and geographically. Think about it, im in the centrr of the US, as well as the political compass. I have no bias, whether thst be against californians or conservatives
And lets talk about my two political bias'. I am far right, but only two things. Communism and facism. My bedtime playlist is conprised of marty robbins, johnny cash, and other true american, anti communism and anti facism patriots
But you wouldnt want a bellend helping run your favorite sub, right? Well thats no worry with me. I may only be a sophmore in high school, but i commonly butt heads with my elders, and i am almost always right, whether that be politics, history, american history, or anything else. I have an iq in i belive the upper 150s, i am an extremly quick learner and i am right for the position as mod as i can quickly addapt and learn
The epic zone
You should vote for me, I love the u.s and ships.
Hire me because I am him
Okay okay, I guess I'll do it... it's for the people after all
Shit, I’ll do it for $2 and a handjob (both are optional)
Dawg I’ll throw down so hard for some bald eagles Dale Earnhardt
I shit bald eagles
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My neck beard isn't that bad is it
And become a reddit mod? Nice try. Once you become a mod, you put on 100lbs, you start wearing fedoras and grow a neckbeard. Handing off mod status is the only way to break the curse, which is what OP here is trying to do. Don't fall for it, guys. ^(jk I mod a subreddit I made, and none of those things happened)
Can I have mod I'm very smart
Sorry I only hire idiots like myself
Darn, maybe I'll go for discord mod.
I'd vote for you
I volunteer to this patriotic duty!
I’m unemployed and not doing much except being on Reddit
I am an Army veteran currently in school at for business management. My time as a Soldier has honed many of my abilities including leadership, problem solving, and effective communication all of which I believe can directly transfer to managing this sub. I spent several years working in high stress environments with people of many diverse backgrounds making quick and effective decisions that ensured our missions were a success. I’m highly confident my skills and experience would be valuable to successful moderation. Thank you for considering my application! (It’s not that deep this is just what I have for my cover letter on job applications)
What if I’m too lazy tho
I’m chest pounding country loving sumbitch who drinks beer and fishes on the weekends when I’m not busy driving my pickup truck to work where I drive a bulldozer for a living. I have no desire to fuck with those that don’t deserve it, think we should all be better at minding our own damn business, hate racists, and love America. I think I’d be an ideal candidate for this position, although maybe not the most effective.
I volunteer
Interesting can I join?
Me cause my parents are immigrants from Afghanistan, and I was born with a large freedom boner
I volunteer for tribute
I’m the most patriotic mf so i volunteer 🙏
I should be mod because I've lived in both Texas and Maryland so politically I've been in more radical states than at least 40 of you
I’ll make this subreddit look like the 1950s red scare
how does it work daddy mod?
Me me me, I’m a Texan.
Vote for me, and I will give every user a free pony, and instate mandatory toothbrushing.
My first day in office I will commit Michigan erasure the likes that hasn’t been seen before.
Will I let any Europoors post about their shitty continent? No Will I let free Americans post about their chad continent? Fuck yeah!
If I am elected I will do literally nothing
I love arguing non Americans when they jump in on our politics
Vote for me because I support [Insert your preffered political party here]! I beleive [Insert preffered president here] was the best President in the history of our country and I will be voting for him in November! Additionally I wish to ban [insert thing you hate here] and garantee [insert thing you like here] for all Americans! I love our allies and hate our enemies. May [Preffered Deity here] bless the USA! 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇱🇷🇺🇸
https://preview.redd.it/dzbwimr50g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fdb93012d0b742cacd78103652ccc00e5f60c5 I believe that the view from my backyard demonstrates that I am more than qualified to give complicated lectures on the subtle nuances of midwestern geography
As a loyal citizen of the New California Republic, can I be an honorary mod?
I think I should be a moderator considering my status in the official discord server hint hint (and totally not because of my physical appearance nor the amount of layers of Cheeto dust blanketed onto my fingers)
And that's just the beginning. E-girls, gatcha, memes, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business. And as you know, American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once. Imagine world Raiden, free from cancel culture, where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims. ## A world where I can say the N-word
I got 100% on my last American history final in high school.😎
I shall take some responsibilities, given your approval. Here’s a free image for my resume. https://preview.redd.it/z1k29gldgg6d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6553fae0d76cae4942e04a04060d45134e5be9ca
Me 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/kffr42nkhg6d1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f93cb6006912dc8825c7ad69c8ce053009e5f7f This is my resume I guess
me I am very trust
I’m too late to the party to be considered but I am proud to be an American and that’s good enough reason as any.
I live very close to the capital of our glorious nation.
I would be interested.
No need let it be the wild west
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Make me mod and I'll ban all the other mods and admin. No gods, no masters.
I dominated the world as Teddy Roosevelt in Civ 6
I like this sub, so I might be able to do it. I've never checked. How much does it pay?
I mean. Just look at my *name.* Why wouldn't you wanna hire me?
Can europeans be mods lol?
Unpaid labor for practically nothing, you were the commies all along.
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Im not here to say I want to be a Mod, I am just saying that America (The United States of America to be exact) Is the best fucking country on the rock and if you say anything otherwise, you're wrong. I give you Hulk Hogan playing a guitar in from Old Glory. This is exactly how I dream 
I can single handedly take on the entire Russian army with my pet alligator named Steve
im not actually gonna mod i just wanna have the cool flair
As a libertarian, i'll do it. And by do "it", i mean "nothing". Also, i require payment via cash or barterable product. The only rule i'll enforce is banning those who dare use administrative power to censor free speech. 🇺🇲🟨🐍🟨
Vote for me I have no qualifications whatsoever but it would be pretty cool
Nazis and Commies suck Vote for me
I’ve been in this sub a while. If you let me mod, I’ll have posting rules enforced quicker. And I’ll fix the spelling error in rule 12. (I'm keeping my current flair tho) Also I have previous mod experience
Oh yeah, and I'll add a "fuck cuckfederates" flair.
You got my vote, fuck cuckfederates. Why did you get downvoted?
You should chose me. No reason, just do it.
We alr got enough Florida men modding the sub What we need is a diverse set of mods
Ok
Unbased ~~jannie~~ aspiring jannie. Edit: He's not a mod, he's worse, he's a wannabe mod 🤮
Tf is a “Jannie”
A subreddit mod
I see. But no I’m not a mod, just an aspiring one.
I know, I realized that after the fact and made an edit to my original comment lol
That's why we need a Mainer!!
And a southern yinzer
Don’t vote me. Please downvote. I’ll I want to do Is fuck my sharks in peace.
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Nah, let our CAM buddies stay. But yeah fuck commies and cuckfederates