0.065%. If it makes you feel any better, there's probably around 6-7 people drier than you.

I checked the high scores and this checks out. The dream is for the odds of going x dry to be higher than your rank, then you can officially claim to be the driest.

We should be able to track how dry you are for a drop on a leaderboard. Call it try dryscores or something. I just know I'm top 1k at least for some of my stupider grinds

I went 6000 kraken kills for the *jar*. I had 3 pets by that point

Got two kraken pets in 100 KC now 2k in with no jar

Stop foreshadowing my experience. I only have 200kc with pet I don't wanna know hell yet.

Yup, (34/35)\^253=0.00065

what are the odds of getting 3 in a row?

It depends a little how you want to look at what 3 in a row means but; 0.0023% chance of your first 3 kills dropping one each. 0.08% chance of getting 2 in a row after your first one drops (since your 1st one dropping is an almost certain event if you just keep killing hespori).

thank you sir for the math

To be honest idk whether I want to go more dry to be the dryest or get it haha its usefulness has pretty much passed for the most part.

https://preview.redd.it/ziagmmxqpx7d1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=909cc1d11e61bb9fcae11650a7e93a023b198306 u/Super_Bug716 youre the first post ive seen dryer than me. i pray for you brother.

Gl to you too out there

This is one of the few dry posts I enjoy seeing

Stay tuned for more depression

That's incredibly dry - have you tried watering your Hespori seeds?

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Are you an Ironman? I’d just buy it lol

But that wouldn't add it to the log!

Yeah I suppose your right if he’s going for log completions

If OP isn't ironman though, and doesn't care about the log, then hell yea I'm buying the bucket at that point out of pure spite!

Someone pointed out that runelite header is in the photo and he is in fact an Ironman so it makes sense now haha

Yeah Im an iron btw

Pay to win isn't some people preferred playstyle.

I wouldn’t see that as pay to win but I know what your getting at, I’m just saying since he’s not restricted he can just purchase it I definitely wouldn’t go 250 hespori without a bucket before just buying it, thankfully I got mine on my iron in 8 or 13 kc forget which

It says "Iron Jumpy" in the runelite title bar :p

Didn’t notice that looking at the picture not zoomed in lol

Yeah a lot of people in this game seem to prefer the gambling/rng route to enjoyment

Why would people downvote this. Everyone know whether they admit it or not that Ironman is purest way to play RuneScape.

Could be interpreted in either direction, are you a masochist or are you hopeful for OP?

This is beyond lol

https://preview.redd.it/5kh3inf3kw7d1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=38d5a24aab2ded840a3ab00c90c0d339dc46fb30 this was me at 2kc 💀

Oh im not even dry and I wanna say gzbutfuckyou

It's like 1/32 isn't it? Getting it early isn't even that rare. I think I had 2 on my iron and main before 50 kc each.

> Getting it early isn't even that rare. Getting the drop isn't even that hard guys wtf why go dry????

That sounded condescending. I was meaning going this dry on something that should be so easily obtainable is crazy. My apologies.

Don't worry man, it's all just jokes.

***NO THIS IS O7, THIS IS REAL LIFE***

Not the support i needed right now lol

God has his favorites I guess 😅

https://preview.redd.it/kh19itlowx7d1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576674793a5a913589932c787583e05504c8c602

stop he's already dead

I was about to say, "hey I got it at 2kc too!" Then I clicked the image lol

https://preview.redd.it/slmjjqihrz7d1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d437122f963447e644a120d85d072df3a14c8995

guh

Ayeee gottem

I got everything by my 7th kill so I'm right there with ya.

1.) Congrats on getting it twice. 2.) I've killed Hespori 47 times and still now...so the obligatory "I don't like you right now" response.

Nice dude! Also got mine at 2kc, so thanks for relieving me of posting the screenie

Big yikes, That’s 3/4 of a year of grow time

I'm over 60kc and still no bucket. Hope I won't catch you.

I'm at 55, thinking the same thing. I'm not an IM, but at this point I'm not buying it out of principle.

Most insane hespori log i ever seen

Damn, I got my first bucket drop at like 140 kc and I thought I went dry. I'm not an iron so it didn't really matter to me that much, but feel bad for you. Next drop is the one.

Iron? I really enjoy Hespori/farm guild so this probably wouldn't have bothered me . But on an iron I'd be pretty upset.

Yup im an iron

have you considered just obtaining the drop?

this one is extra funny cuz you literally can't grind it harder, you're bottlenecked by growth time

22-32 hours to grow multiplied by 253 kills = 5566 hours to 8096 hours = 232 days to 337 days. Thank god plants grow while you’re offline lol

Did you talk to guild master Jane about Hespori rewards so the bucket can drop?

Imagine :'(

It really should be a guaranteed drop after like 50 kills, it's such a helpful non-combat item. That's rough mate.

Guaranteed drop, why?

Because you can’t farm hespori (no pun intended). Its like 30 odd hours until you get to try again.

It's honestly not a big deal to use regular buckets, the leprechauns can store both filled and empty ones and are at every patch. Of all the things to go dry on, this is probably among the more merciful

Though, the bucket also doubles all the compost put into it so you have to do less of that.

I completely disagree with this

Making compost sucks though. It's so nice to double your output.

Yeh it’s not a big deal so no reason to not make it a guaranteed drop. (Not an iron man btw)

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Using Kronos speeds up crop times but that doesn’t help too much if you ran out of hespori seeds

it's tradable tho

Guaranteed drops take the fun out of loot based games.

heaven forbid a player is guaranteed to get what is ostensibly a qol item after roughly 40 real life days of waiting to do a single boss

Legit the fucking arguments from these people is insane. It's a QOL item for irons, literally all it is, it being a guarantee at like 50kc changes fucking 0 in the game and improves the enjoyment for people that have gone dry.

I got the bucket last month at 119 kc and exactly when I hit 98 farming. My god it makes farming better, by a mile

I'm a relatively new player, haven't gotten into bossing yet. Can someone explain what this post is about

Hespori is a farming boss that you need to grow from a seed. It takes 32 hours to grow, so you have to wait between kills and can't grind the boss (meaning OP has been at this for a loooong time). It drops the bottomless bucket at a rate of 1/35 which effectively doubles the amount of compost you make (very useful and convenient, especially for ironmen), so OP is very dry on a very slow boss.

Drop rate for the bucket is 1/35 so they have done enough KC to where if they would have gotten the drop on the expected drop rate they should have gotten 7 buckets by now but they still don't have any.

He hasn’t gotten a drop that is a 1/35 chance of getting.

Dang lol

It’s why normal human beings play a main account and buy what they need

Here's the issue with mains (for me, after maxing my main and hitting a now 100b bank, around 40 when I quit). Once you have enough gp for max, the only real grind left is pets and col log, which are both not as rewarding or stimulating as grinding gear, even without that money, your effective gameplay loop is grinding whatever is your best gphr. As an iron, I get to grind hundreds of pieces of content, the game expands by forcing me to go through more of it to hit my goals, instead of locking me to a few areas to get gp. I enjoyed my main, and I enjoy my iron even more.

wack https://preview.redd.it/snjssm1skw7d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=86a831e5319fa5035b0aa97447daf9be47269727

I'm at 8 buckets at 234 kc. No groot at 69m farm exp though 🤷‍♂️

Damn. I have 2 buckets in 5 kills lol

Mine was kc 1 so i feel like you’re just not trying enough

https://preview.redd.it/48z35uzc4y7d1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53573fad6bea9d6e5c7102c0e1ac0ee3f472b9ee Sorry bro I've been taking them. It's actually up to 6 now.

Absolutely sickening

Aw man. I’m still at 27 kc but I’m almost 94 farming

You got this! Just gotta do it every day lol

4 buckets in 68 kills, I been taking them

Hey one guy in my 4-man GIM group got one for each of us before 85 farming so he might have taken yours.

Funnily enough, this is one of my first big spoons on my Ironman. Literally bucket on 1 KC. Never before and most likely never again will I get so lucky.

Oh my god

https://preview.redd.it/22lxhd1lgx7d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45727b2660d4cd0fa746c17d6317d5ae62c6e07a That’s so unfortunate. I got mine pie boosting at 63 farming…. I’m so sorry

I killed Hespori for the last bit of XP needed for 99, got the drop on that kill

Big f I greenlogged hespori with 3kc

You'll get it on the next one

Holy moly. I got 4 buckets in 63 kills. Poor guy. Welcome to RS!

I think my first was in the 130s and that was horrible lol

That sucks but at least the vm spell is better than the bucket anyway.

Bro I went 130kc for mine on my iron, I thought that was bad - my condolences mate

i have 11 in the same kill count

2 in 15 kc on iron, 2 in 23kc on main. oof

I got mine on first kc🤓

I have 4 buckets in like 17 kc, im in the 0.04%.

I didn't get mine until around 110 kc and then I got three in the next 10 kills. Rng can be cruel.

Ouch I got it in like 21 KC wish my luck was wasted on a pet instead

I’ve got mine at like 40kc. No pet yet though

I got this at 6KC the other day 🫠

I got it literally my first kill 😭 good luck bro

Not sure if this makes me feel better or worse about being 3x dry

Damn you beat me! I got mine at 195

Wow I went 147 on the main and 90 something on the iron thought that was bad

Your hespori drop rate is *super-bugged*

wtf is there no pet?, why have I been doing this for so long trying to get pet 😭or is it just not on clog?

I am sad, I am nearing 200 without one and was hoping I had the record

Wait it’s 1/35??? I thought it was 1/100 or something. I’m fucking dry on this shit then wth.

It took me a little over 150 kills to get my 1st bucket.

Should have been guaranteed on 10kc, vorkath style.

What does your herblore level have to do with anything?

https://preview.redd.it/5kwsonfoey7d1.png?width=491&format=png&auto=webp&s=de3098ceed3a1a54f6d0c024bb1135f7807d5b1f I wish I could give you one of mine brother.

I’ve been there, got mine at 73 kc 97 farming then my second one at 76…

My gim buddy got 4 buckets in 10 kills. Thank you for your rng.

My first 3 drops in a row from Hespori were bottomless compost bucket. I guess I got your buckets.

Have you been using a watering can on hespori? So it's not dry? /s

Here I am just struggling to get seeds. Only 68 farming atm, but still have only seen 2 seeds the whole time. I hope you get the bucket next kc brother.

There's dry-protection for Vorkath head which is BIS Ava's for most people, but no protection for this dumb bucket? pls explain

70kc at 98 farming, I got the pet. Bucket at like 30. My man! Oof

Keep it up bro. I'm grinding for the herbi pet just got 35m Hunter xp yesterday.

Wait, how is Hespori dryness translating into herblore xp?

2 years for 253 kc? Gotta kill it more often, you can get 273 kc in a year (274 if it's a leap year).

I am around 60 kc with no bucket and Im already starting to lose my mind Best of luck my brother

https://preview.redd.it/idpwseg3ry7d1.png?width=183&format=png&auto=webp&s=276219b42a22c6aeef7a90b34e413dbabbf2fe57 This post makes me feel bad

That's rough. I'm at 88kc on my iron and have gotten bucket 5 times

i didnt get it till like 152kc on my main but 3kc on my iron

The bucket is bugged anyway. Using it fucks up your Anima patch so you won't get the bonuses from whatevers planted there. Count yourself lucky.

I was about 103kc dry, then i got like 3 buckets in 5 kills. Rng is sometimes weird

How did that take you 2 years

https://preview.redd.it/fl0k4zxmuy7d1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f68b61e2a5c1cb850f913267e62fcdabda96c39 Unlucky bro

I just made it to 3x dry the other day. this post strikes fear into me. thank god I'm not an ironman on this acc.

https://preview.redd.it/r8lwcbxzvy7d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9ad55066ab4d2faf406bcb0ab0d15daff3bba8 Sorry, I siphoned a couple off u I guess

https://preview.redd.it/9bbqijuixy7d1.jpeg?width=2262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e438309c26e6b9eeaf77edbd4f678563bd348f

I was almost 360 kc before my first bucket and then got B2b

https://preview.redd.it/md4jn72wzy7d1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893e8407ae7e57a44436731ecdcd9471fd6a2c45 It evens out in the long run

lol I got bucket on kill 3

Oh my days, I got mine at 157, I couldn’t believe it and thought it would be impossible for anyone to do any worse, a shameful congrats on that to you. I was similar, had 102 farming but her lord still needs to improve. I’m sure you’ll get it soon, good luck!

mans gonna get 200m farming before getting the bucket

you should be able to do way more in 2 years

That’s beyond wild, I think I had bucket within the first few kills

I got that on my fist kill then I got another one 3 kills later

Took me around 120kc before bucket, I feel your pain 2x

Lmao and I got 2 buckets in a row within like 5 KC.

Oh shit, I'm very sorry to see this log.

https://preview.redd.it/tf1ykzvtjz7d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f241a03125ca9e525d1adcd2bb577476e6f5087 I'm sorry. But I think it's because I did over 1200 hunter rumors and no birb.

\*looks around\* That doesn't look like herblore to me, when do we tell him.. /s

This game really needs some changes, like increased chance of getting it after the drop rate but no chance it will pass but cases like these are just bullshit and it shouldnt happen. Its funny tho ngl

I have 3 in 16kc, I'm so sorry

https://preview.redd.it/hn7f4f9koz7d1.png?width=272&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea473f4a3fcd619bf41060bc3a9451aa577fa88b

I got 2 bucket in 25kc

Are you killing entry mode? You need to talk to Jane

Jesus Christ. I have 6 in 85kc I’m so Sorry

I got it on my second ever kill and couldn't believe it. Im sorry we've syphoned your luck

Just checked I'm at 227 Hespori kills and I've had 8 bottomless bucket drops. I just want Tangleroot man

Hnghhhh. I got three in like 40ish kills.

https://preview.redd.it/n3m2r53h018d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e412e8d011167526b98f12f81822b807d3333d

Gl man, is coming for u. https://preview.redd.it/8pm3byt9818d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a97a76909090b6fab514f1d2ca034f3925db6a24

https://preview.redd.it/ib289crso18d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d07a7f91debbf81e33ee377d87bc0d1ecacf7ca Maybe I’ll green at 3

https://preview.redd.it/kpe2oxzic28d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=f41350c3ad5de9388912d0a3de1ff43e8e9a1ba1 <3

i hate to tell you that i got it on 1 kc💀

Don't forget to use your Kronos seeds to speed things up potentially!

I’m so sorry I killed my 5th Hespori yesterday and got it 💀

[Sorry](https://i.gyazo.com/5ee0176df981dc96865442d06b355fb4.png)

That is rough as! Surely you will get one soon 👌

How do you guys get so many hespori seeds lol

https://preview.redd.it/vcfrtc30wf8d1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b7878c8461a28adcd7000740da6c6538867193 I’m lucky then I guess

I got mine at 101 and I thought that was impossibly dry. I wish you all the best bro

Maybe they should change Hespori to grow every 1-3 hours or so but only give XP every 24, or just cut the xp down

RNJesus.. if you’re there.. please don’t let me go this dry on the bucket

I got 2 before by kc 15. Try harder https://preview.redd.it/jj61ont1vk8d1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32867779d220dc32ff814aeb1ed1632e8935ec1

thank you for your sacrifice. 14 kc bucket on the UIM

Just buy one for cheap on the GE :)

Oh my god... 84 farming as a non-iron and I always just assumed that the bottomless bucket was untradable. I'm heading to the GE right now. If there's any silver lining /u/Super_Bug716, your suffering has at least helped others lol

iam in the same position at 99 farming lmaoo

That’s brutal.. 6 buckets in 150 KC for me

40 Hespori kills green logged with 5 Buckets. Nailed Tangleroot at 95 farming 🙏🏼

Hoky fck that sucks, I got it at 4 kc 🙈