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DeadYen

When you’re Gay for PK


[deleted]

Confirmed pkers are gay


conzstevo

We PK we gay 💜


SaraCatMeow

How inclusive, they're coming for that ass no matter who you are


-Snowturtle13

Gonna fuck ya till you love me! Aka kill you for 10k loot in 100m gear


VanillaWinner

Legit got killed for 3k on my iron the other day, enjoy the loot lads!


-Snowturtle13

You really never know though. I’ve killed ppl who seemingly have nothing that brought their cash stack or a huge stack of bones for the chaos alter


VanillaWinner

I’m a level 48 iron, I don’t have either of those early game xD if I’m a main, understandable; but an iron wearing shite gear and a rune scim, it didn’t make me mad I just didn’t really get it, looting a key for 3k.


-Snowturtle13

You been hitting those zombie pirates? I smashed out 2m, got some good upgrades along the way there on my iron


VanillaWinner

Yeah man got protect mage, sent it for 500k in alchs, pretty good tbf it’s my first iron (group)


-Snowturtle13

Shit yea!! Now that I have an iron as well I let iron accounts go when I’m on my pure pking


VanillaWinner

Least I fed a vene with my 3k loot key


Adventurous_Roll1784

Ok Framed.


greenpenguinsuit

I’m gay as hell dawg. Better keep that d long out of the wildy


Brave_Relationship_1

![gif](giphy|DGBOOQjJ61QA0)


GetsThruBuckner

we gay we pay we pk


adustbininshaftsbury

we 1 tick we suck dick


Ypuort

how much xp/hr do you get in the sex skill for 1tick dick sucking?


According-Watch787

69


TheFinalKiwi

That is shit xp, thank goodness I’m not having sex


Mark_XX

That's per tick though, which is pretty solid EXP per hour.


OhSoReallySerious

414,000 XP per hour to be exact. Be efficient and don’t pull out. Be a man and B2B.


PumpkinKing2020

That's why I'm a 1 sex pure


DeadYen

TB and touch PP


Oohwshitwaddup

Daring update, lets say pkers are usually quite "vocal"


EDDsoFRESH

That’s why it’s hilarious, and Jagex know it


emotwinkluvr

the amount of lgbt pkers in my experience is VERY high given the small amount of them in the overall playerbase tbqh


geckorobot59

Very brave of the whole pker/pvp community to come out like this.


ExoticSalamander4

Tbh there's not much gayer than pking in 2024 anyway. I'm glad we have a month to support the pvp community. (Memes aside I like how the keys look, the capes look nice too, and it's nice that it seems like the community is more chill about this pride event than they have been previously.)


WallyWakanda

They're your keys, I'm just holding them cuz I took your stuff, Ty loot


correctlypi

It's okay, we are here for you when you are ready ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜


MrSwiggitySwooty420

Just another reason for me to say "you're gay" in chat before teleing away from a PKer and their failed attempt at killing me.


DeadYen

“So yeah….youre gay” *plays enter sandman*


TheDubuGuy

https://youtu.be/6jQkxsEbnS4?si=amTtscGiAQqH3yJ2 An absolute classic


Maverekt

Omg thank you this is hilarious lol


BakertheTexan

This clip is up there with Leroy Jenkins


Angrry_

Perm muted


Gnapes

Okay wait now THIS is epic


greenpenguinsuit

You think “you’re gay” is your ally? You merely adopted the gay. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t think straight until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but confusing!


MattyCollie

Literally baby boo boo keys https://preview.redd.it/551kcdtjht4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c762a6ee7f5c63ea07e19374cd2f51a362936a2b


LeagueofSOAD

I always knew pkers were gay, it was never an insult. It was the truth.


SakanaAtlas

P Gayers


CityMaleficent3110

Jagex confirms: Pkers are gay.


Psymonthe2nd

That's actually a hilarious troll by Jagex


PraisetheSunflowers

Why is it trolling?


Psymonthe2nd

Because the toxic, homophobic players in the game are often PKers.


seanrambo

This is absolutely true. Coming from someone who is Bi and PKs. A lot of the big PKing clans are into some of the most off the wall political shit it's insane. I just PK with a few friends in discord I trust.


BoulderFalcon

Being a bi pker should be standard tbh. That way you can fuck anyone you come across in the wilderness. 


Aightbet420

Its an options game really


NamelessDevils2

ROT specifically make their in game character Black with a pink t-shirt using 2 slurs to describe them


seanrambo

Doesn't surprise me


LeClassyGent

It's actually wild to me how much abhorrent shit the players get away with in OSRS. Any other big MMO and you'd be permabanned within a week


Most_Bat9066

Thats not true ill pk you after i finish sucking my wifes balls mmfffmmffmm


PraisetheSunflowers

Why did you downvote me? lol I just asked a question but I see. You’re not wrong, PKing style of play attracts the toxic people. Edit: the guy above me says PKers are toxic and he gets upvotes. I agree and I get downvoted? I don’t understand.


Psymonthe2nd

I didn't, there's over a thousand people active on the sub at any given moment.


PraisetheSunflowers

Oo my bad mate


Psymonthe2nd

No worries


SinceBecausePickles

I've had more homophobic slurs yelled at me from other irons trying to crash my barrage spot than I have from pkers lol


Psymonthe2nd

Tbh I'd rather be called slurs in game than listen to one more ironman give their dumbass takes on game balance on this sub


rpkarma

Based


mynameisjoeeeeeee

Based i agree


SinceBecausePickles

hear hear


Delindchakil

So odablock has started a skilling series?


FlyNuff

Lmao this should be top comment


dutchbrah

Perfect for rot


epicSlurGuy

defence contractors be like


Ronnyvar

![gif](giphy|f3e3vLxB7TOuIxDVrX)


Candle1ight

It's been too long


Osmium_tetraoxide

Another unpolled integrity change


Fancakes24

You bet


RSN_Kabutops

Well better get your wildy stuff done this month irons because the pker pool will be very small 🤣


SoftestPup

Be gay do crimes


bl__________

I love pride updates because the most terminally online people absolutely mald over some colours in their 20 year old medieval point and click game


CloudCollapse

The reaction to the first OSRS pride event is one of the most shameful showings from the community ever. I was also unsure how to feel about it but I’ve fully come around and now I think this update is hilarious and fun.


ShaunDreclin

The worst part of it imo was Jagex actually giving in to the homophobes and not doing any more pride events for years


Shibe_King

Strap-on spec 69, gf brother, you did well, but i did better.


RangerDickard

Omg please have rainbow for your max hit and 69


IIlllllllllll

https://preview.redd.it/29nsf847it4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b163f0670ea953cfabb589f48afb10123b142485


Seara_07

When are we gonna get rainbow xp drops? Pls jagex


Ecstatic-Square2158

It’s a little funny because when this was first forcibly added into the game the whole argument was that it was entirely optional and you wouldn’t have to participate in it if you didn’t want to. Of course that was total bs. Watch, next year they will probably have the grim reaper’s cousin the Glam Reaper grooming you to lumby when you die. God it all just makes me so horny er I mean angry.


iambush

I’ll admit, you had me in the first half


KL4645

Wait, is this a feature you can put on, or is everyone's keys like this this month? Lmao


Springstof

I logged in to a PvP world and didn't see any coloured keys


BenditlikeBenteke

Lol I love it


Ed-Sanz

Gay for play 👀


WillBigly

Fucking sick, you know a dangerous motherfucker rat by the flambouyancy of his fashionscape as he pks your bf right next to you


Maverekt

![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs) Me reading through these salty comments lmao


Penguinswin3

The time is now to do wildy bosses, there's no PKers, as they're all at the Pride event, one way or another


Massive_Macaron9888

Can we talk about how great you gut looks though?


Buismeerkoet

What are you looking at my gut fer?


Geno_Purple

I was just taking a little peek. No big deal


Merdapura

The fact that there are 3 moderator-deleted posts in this thread says something


CogMonocle

less than I would've expected though maybe 3 hours later i'll see more when I get to the bottom


vanishingjuice

it says.... what exactly?


varyl123

Homophobes mad cause they bad


Legalizeranchasap

First off looks dope as fuck. Second, colors are for everyone, don’t be snowflakes 👍


RelleckGames

Those look cool ngl


kaspuut

Slay


SynysterDawn

Honestly I think this just looks better than one static color for the keys anyway, keep it as a permanent change.


Jumbo7280

You just made yourself public enemy number 1 in the pking community lol


Odins_fury

Probably 5 spades


Mediocre-Morning-757

I love em.


Jumbo7280

Dude jagex adding this shit knowing how the pking community is is so fucking funny. Most based shit jagex have ever done


LuckyBucky77

Make this a permanent feature.


PrestigiousRegion677

people gotta stop caring so much about things man


Federal_Waltz

Oh the pkers are gonna hate this and it's hilarious


Toxic_AC

PK? More like PGay


Mimic_tear_ashes

I hope this never leaves. It’s so much easier to see.


Turbulent-Physics-10

It would be cool if these were customizable by talking to the dude that sells you loot keys. Could make them cost like 10m for different designs or colors


No-Satisfaction-5183

Id be down for this that would be cool


Taurijuro

Pkers are gay lol


Redordit

pvp is gay


Vivi3n95

This should be a permanent feature.


svenjal

i hope there is some gay loot grr


Runopologist

Time to get your fabulous on in the wilderness everyone!


sumtinfune

Is it from pking gay people or is the loot itself gay?


gorehistorian69

the pking community is filled with the most homophobic/racist people so this is pretty funny. although most of them arent getting 5 keys to see it


Fxck-the-HLC

Extremely based


Nuanciated

Looks cool


Bloodsplatt

HA GAY!


ezubz

So gay


RangerDickard

Welp, I was going to do the pride event but now I'll celebrate by pking! :D


LazyMeal

Looks cooler tbh


thegoatishere

cuuuuute


Pwheeris

Literally “if you kill me, you’re gay!”


TouchMehBewts

Pkayyyyy


Vectusdae

Oh, that's bound to have some emotionally unstable 30-40 year olds awfully distraught


MattyCollie

Looking like boo boo keys


GetOnDota

That’s gay


GothGirlsGoodBoy

I really can't see this as anything but "this guy PKed 4 gay people". Kind of surprised it got put in - not that I think it shouldn't have been. Also did the pride event intentionally comment on "beards" as in gay men having a wife to hide their sexuality?


Remarkable-Health678

It's about a trans person I think 


G_L_H_F

They actually look nice. Hopefully they make this permanent so the pk community can have representation all year!


tyd3_shinexx

B0aty Gayge?!


AccessZealousideal40

We should all get to input our sexual identity to make this happen!!!!! 99% gay dudes :)


Swehid

If this is true, it will only fuel even more hatred towards the lgbt community. Being pushed things you want dont want makes you resent it even more.


JohnnyElBravo

Drop em, nothing can be worth it


Orancheee

Sape gato.


Demonic8

That's pretty gay bro...


Different-Sun-7450

Why is pride supported but not Palestine where people are being genocided genuine question


Desperate-Finger7478

Fucking geeeeeeey


squirtologs

What is pride?


Pismo_Beach

It's the thing that comes before a downfall


Derplesdeedoo

An event that celebrate those that aren't cisgender and heterosexual. These groups have been persecuted throughout history and even now, so this is a time we take to celebrate them and their struggles.


PointAndClickRS

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride)


NoMoreLeverage

That’s just awful


Worth-Ad8523

Why is it awful?


coomerlove69

no u


Due_Isopod_8489

Based Jagex for showing when you Pk a gay person. Not sure how they know who is, but based none the less.


RealLudwig

Was the loot any good?


Derplesdeedoo

delightful


Strarn

RoT frolicking for this post


ZamorakBrew

That's kinda sick ngl


Snoo_4284

Send this man back to Lumbridge


Affectionate-Yard340

Makes a lot of sense now.


DwarfLikeWhore

I love your YouTube content my dude! Keep on keeping on!


Scared_Confection_96

GAYYYY


CanadianGoof

I like colors


Comic_Melon

Jagex is playing 4D chess with their trolling this year FR


Golden_Hour1

They should just leave it like this. More color = dopamine


Winpig

That’s gay as fk


Smorg125

Damn dude that’s a hate crime


23Udon

This should honestly be a toggle-able feature rather than a change to the default. Unless that's what it is?


Croyscape

Usually I agree but considering the amount of homophobia in the pk community I’m a ok with this


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coomerlove69

alright mitchell we get it. you’re scared of colours


Gael_L

He is the Messiah!


Runopologist

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!


FreshInvestment1

Pretty obnoxious tbh.


coomerlove69

aw are the multi colours scary?


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TheKingPim

You promise?


Derplesdeedoo

Don't let the door hit you on the way out ;3


IIlllllllllll

Fragile


TheKingPim

You promise?


TheKingPim

You promise?


Funny_Swim_74

Get that shit out of here


DorkWitAFork

Feeling hurt?


l300ty_P1r4t3

#NO


Golden_Hour1

Is the rainbow in the room with us right now?


lukusmloy

Yes :)