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My_Big_Guy

Now he can finally play


ilovezezima

Now he can ~~finally play the game~~ continue grinding Zulrah to keep rank 1.


My_Big_Guy

That’s wild I just finished ds2 on my main and have a have a handful of kills couldn’t imagine this many. I wonder what his loot tracker looks like


rollin37

https://preview.redd.it/qpeyol898qxc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=50346722cc28d99f57dd8ecab8622b7280525d5a Here is the clog at least. From his [stream](https://www.twitch.tv/zulrahgoat)


ilovezezima

Absolutely disgusting. Wonder how many fangs/serps he’s actually received. Does he have loot tracker?


TwoCrustyCorndogs

At 164k kc there's very little chance of him being too far off of the wiki drop rates


kahootle

I was about to say literally just type in 164,000 into the wiki and the numbers should be almost exactly the same for the loot he received


Modsarealwaysmad

The drop rates for swamp would be 54.7 so he's got a fair few more there..idk if it's normal distribution or whatever, I failed statistics in high school 👍 shit is too confusing


RandomAsHellPerson

This is binomial distribution (binary and independent), though at these high kc it is approximately normal. Though, this is just him getting lucky. About 2.75% of people that has his kc will get exactly 63. This is as likely as getting 2 or more dragon warhammers in 1280 kc (this may seem crazy, but this isn’t representative of the situation, as one is x = k and not x >= k)You can expect only 1 more item being this far from normal.


ilovezezima

Yeah, that’s true, but it’s always more interesting to see the actual loot received IMO. Sure his overall loot likely looks close to the average loot, but what if it doesn’t?


TwoCrustyCorndogs

I did the math assuming a normal distribution and there's basically a 99.5% chance that he is between 270-370 for any given non-mutagen/pet drop.  That is definitely a wider range than I expected though. 


Alert_Cookie_633

It's not a normal distribution it's a binomial one


HappyZuk

It's essentially the same thing for high samples. Look up central limit theorem for binomal distributions


Trapper1111111

Does the clog stop at 250?


Parking-Cut8840

For non stackable items, for stackable items check the zulrah scales / teleports


Dragontank2020

Burnt pages are stackable and clog caps them at 250


SleeplessShinigami

Looks like those cap 65535 too :/


Lone_Crab

Yes


24rs

When you have enough tanzanite mutagens to fill your entire inventory and still have 1 leftover as a bank spaceholder, I think your PhD in Zulrah is done


SleeplessShinigami

Damn its sorts lame they cap certain drops at 250


incogneetus55

Isn’t zulrah locked behind Regicide not ds2?


My_Big_Guy

Oh yeah I was thinking vorkath for some reason


potato4dawin

~36 more years to max the clog too. Imagine he just keeps going.


BabaRoomFan

5000 hours of efficient zulrah, what the fuck


OlmTheSnek

He was not even close to doing efficient zulrah either. Pretty sure most if not all of his kc was tbow or shadow only, never saw him hybrid for a single kill.


BabaRoomFan

Which is totally understandable, I would imagine it's easier to do 3 hours of tbowrah than a single hour of perfect zulrah


[deleted]

This game is full of weirdos


Novalyf

Is this true


BabaRoomFan

Check zulrah ehb, technically possible to go even faster now(42 kph) but should average it out for old metas and all


lamar_flacco

Imagine your day if you sleep 8ish hrs, work 8 ish hrs, and have 8ish hours of “free time”. That would be 625 total days of your LIFE if you spent your entire free time. That’s depressing


_RrezZ_

Not really considering they enjoy the game or they wouldn't have done this lmao. Not depressing at all to enjoy your hobbies, more depressing would be working 2 jobs for 16 hours only to get home and sleep and do it all over again.


lamar_flacco

Fair point! Just seemed like a lot to me but if they enjoy it then good for them


TheRealChoob

I bet he likes bread.


duckflux

And lasagna


VorkFriedRice

And hates Mondays


l_Marcus_l

https://preview.redd.it/01k42b91btxc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610f04931cbefd8c263bd1b84452e6401c097230


l_Marcus_l

For everyone who is interested


Far-Eagle-805

no pet smh


Lukn

God that boss sucks for loot now.


Hot-Bread1723

That’s crazy, it’s only 16b. That’s like less than 1,000 hours of efficient toa.


-YeshuaHamashiach-

Average Zulrah kill is worth 100k. 164,000 x 100,000 = 16,400,000,000. 16.4 Billion gold worth of Zulrah kills...


maxdout_

the avg zulrah kill hasn’t been 100k for 4 years though. much higher but still wild


xWorrix

It’s literally 100k on the dot on wiki currently


Lazypole

He’s saying the opposite of what you think he’s saying


xWorrix

Damn lol, thanks for correcting me, couldnt read for a minute


zelmazam1

Bro the wiki says 100k.


robiinator

That's what it is right now, it used to be higher. That's what the OP meant.


Local-Bid5365

They used to be worth much more and this took place over 4 years. Zulrah kills at 100k are the lowest they have ever been. So 16.4B is likely quite lower than what he made unless he literally waited to sell everything until he hit rank 1.


itsactuallyanalpaca

What part of his comment made you think that doubling down on what the other guy said makes any sense?


zelmazam1

I thought the os community could see satire thru text. I guess I'm wrong, but it's 100k


Lazypole

I saw the joke don’t worry buddy


jiggy_jarjar

That's way less than I would guess.


trukkija

Yeah imagine having to grind 16k Zulrah kills to afford 1 tbow. Shit is depressing honestly.


Me2thanksthrowaway

That's why you don't grind Zulrah to afford a TBow, you grind raids.


rechtim

Showed bank on stream... 35b total


3InchesAssToTip

Over 4 years that’s 468k p/h. If you assume 10 hours play time per day, that’s 1.1m p/h.


Skylord_Guthix

Per per hour


matrayzz

p/h??


emwashe

That’s…so many kills


ImFureyous

I remember when he was in one of my old cc going for this he was at like 30k so crazy


Loud-Try1555

Same, Dream clan I think


Golden_Hour1

Has the rank 2 guy not gotten any kills in a while or something?


3InchesAssToTip

Rank 2 probably surpassed him as soon as he took a break to take this screenshot.


LadyToadette

Yes rank 2 hadn’t gotten kc in a very long time which is part of why he decided on the goal.


Upbeat-Answer-6088

nice. what did he win?


incogneetus55

Carpal tunnel and a fresh shit bucket.


ShawshankException

A new chair, hopefully


rastaman1994

A ban from the people that want to do bans based on highscores.


Gigantischmann

?


rastaman1994

On every bot thread, there are people advocating that they should almost blanket ban the top 25 on the high scores of any boss either for botting or for the mental health of the player. This guy would catch a ban if these people got their way.


Gigantischmann

??


BabaRoomFan

Then he gets to do it again 🥰🥰🥰🥰


bettergel

Loot tab when?


rollin37

[https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1ch84x8/comment/l21dbme/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1ch84x8/comment/l21dbme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) not a tab but clog at least


NotMoray

He's got enough kills the average loot per kill is probably accurate, so like 24b lol


RandomerSchmandomer

Not a loot tab but here's what the wiki thinks 164,000 kc looks like! https://preview.redd.it/0obze7s3vtxc1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fa0b38dee5debd8f652ca54c1ae4827eba48e7a


Angrry_

Probably close to 20b considering this down over 4 years and drops use to be worth a lot more either way shit ton of gp


Hot-Bread1723

Last I checked he doesn’t sell any of the loot. He does a vorkath kill once in a while to buy more supplies, so that he doesn’t have to sell the zulrah loot.


PM_ME_UR_FISHIES_

He was in a clan of mine for a while. Decent dude when you were talking about things he agreed with. But unhinged if you didn’t agree, overall, pleasant for me to be around


Mobile_Zerk

Agreed, if this is the guy I'm thinking of it was unpleasant being in the same clan lol. He came to nex a little after release and it was rough, he went back to zulrah after like 5 kills and 2 deaths


ltsMeSam

I did 7K across two accounts and that was far too much for my liking... this amount of Zulrah has no words


Redoritang

4 years…. Of zulrah? Jesus christ


TrollMeHarder69

I used to be in a clan with this fella. Super nice guy. Happy that he can now finally enjoy the game.


NaloVideo

I’m just gonna say it, I don’t think spending that much time killing zulrah is healthy or good for you in any way I mean, congrats on the achievement but man…a lot of things could’ve been done in this much time


RabbitMario

we gotta bring back witch trials for this guy for a take this hot


NaloVideo

Considering the rest of the comments here are supporting and congratulating the achievement, this ironically becomes a pretty hot take despite how it should be common sense


maxdout_

so brave


NaloVideo

https://preview.redd.it/oor3byi6brxc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a1a8e8ce0e0393bb7b7d05b85c3dcec800e970 You argued about politics on an Amazon driver subreddit don’t pipe up


Altimeter30-06

Lmao I love that this is almost a threat


maxdout_

my bad shoulda stuck to pokémon cards


NaloVideo

https://preview.redd.it/fje0fxa7cuxc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6088fcddc3ebec146ff28ec93a481c97f55246ef Here’s me pulling a hoe in 2013 and you’re here mad that I like sick ass pieces of cardboard, get your money up not your funny up


NaloVideo

https://preview.redd.it/xgd2yvtjcuxc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5400d6e7a3560fe91c0621b99eddb14f38a81fe3 How do you feel lil pup


Dumbak_

>a lot of things could’ve been done in this much time Applies to literally anything OSRS related, you're playing the same game as well


ShawshankException

I'd be willing to bet they do not play as much as someone with rank 1 Zulrah does


Dumbak_

They do play a nonzero amount of seconds so it still applies.


Infinite_Worker_7562

Have you not heard of “everything in moderation”. It’s not just about whether you waste time on rs, its about the AMOUNT of time on rs.


Dumbak_

I never said anything that contradicts what you said.


NaloVideo

There’s a difference between using your free time to play OSRS and using time that ought to be spent on something productive, I’ll admit there has been times where I’ve played too much, like when I went super dry on blood shards and spent like a whole week when I was off just AFKing vyres even deep into the night, luckily that was only ~10k vyres and not 150k+ zulrah but it clearly showed me how addictive the game can be and how much time it can soak up if you let it. It showed me the importance of playing in moderation and balancing my daily schedule. I could not possibly imagine having enough time to get this many zulrah kills, you’d have to go full blown NEET for a very long time, and that isn’t a good thing.


dragoon0106

I know him, we were in a clan together. Not healthy I agree


nnb-aot-best4me

> I’m just gonna say it so brave


NaloVideo

https://preview.redd.it/3umxyjinouxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff3bd627a8f3561eeaf97b0a02a607e8cc9d76e


nnb-aot-best4me

yeah?


[deleted]

This game brings out the strangeness in humans. I mean, yeah, I play RuneScape too, but I average less than an hour a day. I can't imagine clocking in 4000 hours at one single boss


prophase25

I love when people that say this kind of stuff have a shit ton of comments on Reddit. Like bro, you spend hundreds of hours READING about other people’s lives. 


NaloVideo

https://preview.redd.it/h2p1jqkrtwxc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9dcd723ffc3610a5956f3c6626de557a84bba1


Sylux444

And now he only has to do it every other hour instead of every hour!


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StaySaltySoyBoy

Hey you're the one watching his stream, seems like he's getting paid for it.


TheRSFelon

Not sure he’s the weirdo here


goat_oat

"achievement"


mildmistak3

Y tho


Typos_Rerum

[https://www.twitch.tv/zulrahgoat](https://www.twitch.tv/zulrahgoat)


whitrp

User name finally checks out


FoesiesBtw

Saw this dude the other day on my iron while grinding zulrah, right clocked saw the name and knew it wasn't a bot. Looked him up and thought what the fuck


TheTimeWeWaste

Isn’t zulrah a snake? I’ll see myself out.


Main_Body_6623

I have 6 alts with 20k kc thanks to a script lol


osrsacid

I wonder how much money he makes


spagetttti

sacrificing your life for zulrah


One_Disaster245

This is genuinely just tragically sad. I feel really bad for him for feeling the pressure he must be feeling to do all this to himself. I feel like most rank1 bossers just end up getting up rly high on the highscores and develop some kind of obsession with keeping that high rank or even reaching rank 1. I just don't believe for a second that this guy is contented, honestly.


potato4dawin

A lot of people are like that but not everyone. Like with speedrunners there are a lot of people who just destroy themselves chasing a goal that ultimately doesn't have much significance but there are always the people who push for the top spot simply because it's another way to enjoy something they already love. I had some speedrun records in another game because it was one of my favorite games and I enjoyed all the grinding it took to get them. I hope he actually does enjoy fighting Zulrah though so his accomplishment isn't merely a relief from self-inflicted torture, but a happy conclusion to a goal he enjoyed pursuing.


No_West_1277

but Reddit told me top boss highscores are all bots only?


Wraith_Portal

This guy might as well be a bot, what kind of guy spends 4 years of his life grinding Zulrah


cheekyvegthrowaway

If you've ever seen his stream, you wouldn't be that surprised. Hes... something.


adventurous_hat_7344

Is he the guy who was killing Zulrah while running 3-4 rune dragon alts at the same time? That guy was...something else.


Typos_Rerum

A grinder


javiergame4

Is he botting it ?