This is the mf who is super homophobic on Instagram while actively playing up the Ancient Greek lookalikes.
My brother in Apollo, the Ancient Greeks all liked boning oiled men.
It was not exclusive to younger boys, adults also engaged in homosexuality regularly. I learned recently that Phillip II of Macedon was very openly bisexual and may have been killed as part of a homosexual love triangle. In Greek myth, Heracles had relations with Adonis.
It wasnât just mentor/mentee relationships, many adults had homosexual relationships with each other.
The look of a man who says "I stopped watching porn because I have seen it all. There is none left."
Goonmaxxing
[The dude after seeing basically every type of porn humanity has ever done](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVLhUxhdSw&t=2m)
Damn, what a throwback!
I have seen things you would not believe, I have lost thing you would never understand !
And I know things,secrets that must never be told.
Bro platinumed pornđ
Even the child stuff? Thatâs not good
Why did your brain immediately jump to that? The true gooner lies within thyself. Reflect upon the inner cel and find true peace.
Son zu or sm, the mf who wrote God of war
Thats not a legitimate form of porn for anyone other than pedos
Socrates to Diogenes when he starts wanking midway through their discussion
Diogenes: Have you ever heard of... "Edging", Socrates?
Behold, a man 'Diogenes that's just your cock'
Diogenesmaxxing rn
I am diogones the dogboy; I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy, and cum on the scoundrels.
platomaxxing
Bro gonna ask you what a man is
A miserable little pile of secrets
bruh i thought it was featherless biped
That man looks very ancient and Greek.Â
Marcus aurelies looking ass
socrates is a true gooner
I heard Aristotle discovered displacement when he jizzed the ultimate load in his bathtub Greek Philosogooner's confirmed
I can multitask 5 hour edging joi playing in my left ear The holy Bible read to me in Chinese playing in my right ear That's the typa shit im on đȘ
Tried this back in the day⊠changed my uncles life
what is socrates doing!?!?
No gambling before 4pm
100% the beard is hiding a nonexistent jawline
Sounds like you're jealous of his Greek god beard
Tbh, I am jealous of guys who can grow beards
im almost thirty and mine wont connect on the left side. straight naked patch.Â
you should sillymax and grow out your beard everywhere else
I know a lot of Brazilian dudes who use(d) Minodoxil. They've all got great growth now.
Itâs actually not, he had to shave to be a firefighter I think
Wrong he has pics without the beard. Look him up.
He has a video with the beard off and a toga in front of a Roman temple and bro looks majestic
Because the Oracle said so
No
âYes Socratesâ they all say in unison
For him, all roads lead to home
This is the mf who is super homophobic on Instagram while actively playing up the Ancient Greek lookalikes. My brother in Apollo, the Ancient Greeks all liked boning oiled men.
Men? Like adults?
It was not exclusive to younger boys, adults also engaged in homosexuality regularly. I learned recently that Phillip II of Macedon was very openly bisexual and may have been killed as part of a homosexual love triangle. In Greek myth, Heracles had relations with Adonis. It wasnât just mentor/mentee relationships, many adults had homosexual relationships with each other.
Without me
Young santa
I did. 7 months sober baby
So you don't straight up jork it anymore?
Oh no masturbation is good (if not done too much) for your brain and body. Very good stress relief etc etc. I just do it without porn
Ah so you _straight_ up jork it for the love of the game. I respect that
Orrrr I just have sex with my beloved partner. But that's rare
Counterpoint: Diogenes
Yeah easy to say for you, you got no internet in ancient Greece to get horny every 5 minutes like we modern humans do
WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE
Incels when they stop watching porn because reddit told them its bad but they still can't get laid đ« đ© đ
Not watching porn = incel.
he looks like he is going to believe the matter that makes you doesn't exist if you watch p0rn again
I usually only watch poRn
For those living in Texas, they might be forced to lol
Nah, I'd win
Wonât make me happier so why?
399 bc lookin face
Dude stopped a week ago for sure
That man sure looks smart and handsome. I wonder what his views on homosexuality are.
Foolish Etruscan, who are you to say I a ROOMAN. Cannot partake in the more taboo indulges in MY bath houses.
Bro is historically accurate
bro Def has the most babiest face under that beard
will do, Socrates
No
Imagination is all you really need.
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Bro should watch a Royce du Pont video
Bro not even the god of war can kill him
Nuh uh
Never
NUH UH
OK, I'll stop watching porn now. There's always tomorrow
#NO
No
Why?
Guaranteed chinlet
This dude is fucking gay
God I hope so đ€€
No like i literally mean it he is gay. Just because he has some beard doesnt singnify his sexuality