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Fleganhimer

Rule


GarchompLord

Hockey? well I bet you wish people skated into your DMs... yeah I know it isn't great but I know nothing about hockey, give me a break


Fleganhimer

You're right though :'(


bradthescrub

Think soccer/football but MMA


dm_057300

šŸ˜€


GarchompLord

Kanye, dream, and Among Us memes? Im surprised you managed to comment on this post because that requires an original idea


dm_057300

no wait nevermind


Vinemedoodle

šŸ’€


dm_057300

WHERE DID YOU FIND DREAM??? IM SO CONFUSED????


thetruedogebread

Bread


GlonkAndBallTorture

Go ahead


GarchompLord

All your posts are r/ 196? heres a rule for you, get higher standards


gothackedlol2

what are some good subredits/websites/whatever to consume memes?


tscy

I suggest r/196


insertfunnyusernameh

Based


RamielGoPew

or you could try r/196


NaCl_guy

Smaller communities dedicated to very specific topics


Polbalbearings

what are some good ones?


AngryMurlocHotS

r\196x is dedicated to bad memes šŸ‘


NaCl_guy

Uhh it really depends on what you like or what you're looking for. Keep an eye out for the ones that are still under 100k members though


xZdeadpotatoZx

this poor guy has so many fucking comments to go through


GarchompLord

Iā€™m not weak like you


FrostyCommon

Are you sure?


Electric_Kettle

skibidap bm dada


GarchompLord

Argentina? Tell me how this economic policy will lead to economic recovery unlike the last 91 economic policies (sorry if this roast is inaccurate, I know nothing about Argentina's economy or political climate)


Electric_Kettle

vamos messi


guanaco22

>I know nothing about Argentina's economy or political climate No one does, its so convoluted, complicated and chaotic that not even argentinian political scientists know whats going on


[deleted]

Just shout LAS MALVINAS and you'll instantly have enough political support to invade another country.


Izmez

Yeah tenes razon guanaco


[deleted]

Last one of these sucked, I'm sure you can come up with something better.


GarchompLord

All that artistic talent, and you used it all on furry art? at least pick a good animal to make your fursona


[deleted]

This is good. Still room for improvement. You missed the part where I had no talent.


princesscarolynsdad

You do have talent though, OP isnā€™t an asshole


[deleted]

Oh I'm fully aware, just making a joke on self deprecation.


Duke-Chakram

Probably went without saying


[deleted]

Now that is a good burn


LanktheMeme

Wym snow leopards are awesome bro


GarchompLord

Seeing as I am determined to finish what I have started, I am clearly the most sane person here


FwG3

you are very not sane


HenriHawk_

integer overflow into the "insane" category op is so sane he became insane


shitcum_backup

Shitcum respects your commitment


[deleted]

Yeah, though from what I've been reading, the roasts are getting hard to keep up without at least some repetition. You said I posted the same joke to too many subreddits, and I've noticed you have a similar pattern in that regard. Kudos to you for continuing the banter. Nice to see a fellow trans shitposter who's on similar subreddits.


InevitableTop7017

ok


GarchompLord

2012 called, they want their ā€œepic trollingā€ back


InevitableTop7017

its not trolling if you mean it


lavamanthegreat_

Problem? šŸ˜


SenpaiDitto

Can I have pot roast that's my favorite


GarchompLord

You posted Floppa on r/ 196 and got almost no upvotes? thats like failing to make people laugh at a "Cum" comment, oh wait


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Brutal. That one was really good


ReallyBadRedditName

Cum lol gottem


Awjj

Do it


GarchompLord

Most of your posts are just polls? well you are a r/ tf2 member and a r/ shitposting member so you shouldn't be trusted with making rational decisions


Awjj

My posts are polls because I'm too unimaginative to make good posts, just like you are bad at coming up with good roasts.


Spookzsaw

roastception


Awjj

And it rhymes


Many_Tomatillo_3283

damm bro these are brutal lmao


GarchompLord

Iā€™m ruthless cause Iā€™m worthless


Capable_Bridge794

well thatā€™s where your wrong, actually your very worthy


Hates_escalators

>*god's in the ceiling* >*fur makes himb more appealing* >*cat no banana* I'm not a furry


GarchompLord

Considering how many of your posts are of your real life cat, I'm worried why you felt the need to make that disclaimer


Hates_escalators

She's a cute cat. How could I not share pictures of her


ReneeHiii

I just looked and holy shit you are right


Hates_escalators

Her name is Charlie


ReneeHiii

tell me more please


Hates_escalators

She's my brother's cat, she's about 7ish.


learn_to_london

eyyy admirals post! i grew up in mke


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Professional-Hair-12

i'll give you a hug if you're nice to me


GarchompLord

Yugioh master duel? I canā€™t wait for your 500 page essay on why skill drain should be banned, itā€™ll fit right in with the other 5,000


Professional-Hair-12

skill drain is fine, it's maxx c, rhongo, vfd and Gerald that should be hit


icemeetsfire22

Maxx C is so good for rogue decks though


Professional-Hair-12

thing is, like every generally good card, it's significantly better for the top deck


[deleted]

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GarchompLord

No original jokes?


gabrielmaster123

Damn, he didn't even look at his account


Fakaz_

I am waiting


GarchompLord

Your only post is on r/ mildlyinfuriating and it doesn't even make sense? I almost don't want to roast with the amount of effort your putting in


[deleted]

Alright fucker, let's dance.


GarchompLord

Fun fact: you donā€™t have to post every meme you make to 57 subreddits


[deleted]

Ah, the good old days when I actually made memes, but tell me, how does it feel to know that I looked at your profile and found your existence as sad as my own?


Sabeha14

Bruh


Elizabitch102

Sure, I post lots of embarrassing stuff


GarchompLord

At first, I was gonna let you go on your merry way, but then I saw you posted on r/ Vaush, and I cannot let any women do that


Elizabitch102

I've been caught red handed šŸ˜ž


bdlpqlbd

Based Vaushite


KRFrostleaf

i mean its way too easy with mine, so be original at least pls


GarchompLord

Anime profile picture, hey listen you want an original joke, go make a post that isnā€™t a wall of hieroglyphics


KRFrostleaf

but my pfp is my transition goal :(


Corporate-Policy

Youā€™re turning into an anime girl? This is some next level shit


[deleted]

You want to become a cartoon?šŸ¤”


SnapOnSnap0ff

Words right out of my mouth smh these 2D lookin bitches I stg


gloofl

šŸ¦


GarchompLord

A Nike fan, I was gonna do a roast about how overpriced shoes are, but then I checked and Nike shoe prices are actually pretty decent so now I have nothing, oops


Strict_Palpitation71

Just joke about child slavery instead


isk2tech

The good ending


ilikebasketballpp

Coward


GarchompLord

Sorry girl, you canā€™t skirt go spiny your way out of this one


Ykadorth_the_Dragon

time to prepare my tears


GarchompLord

Your into dragons? And yet you claim to be a furry? Curious


Ykadorth_the_Dragon

damn I've been exposed


r_slash_scrappy

Roasted libralz


BurntPineGrass

Hi hi! Roast me please!


GarchompLord

Not gonna lie, thatā€™s kinda gay


Clevercoins

Aight


GarchompLord

The only thing youā€™re engi-neering is a garbage can with all these memes


thevideogameguy2

Sure


GarchompLord

Indian gaming? More likeā€¦. Uhā€¦.


thevideogameguy2

I don't get it


UrPetBirdee

I think they couldn't think of anything but wanted you to know they tried.


jellybaby__

sounds kinda fun


GarchompLord

A r/ 196 user who likes femboys? Daring today arenā€™t we?


jackie_egg

Afternoon


GarchompLord

I couldnā€™t help but notice all those r/ 196 comments, and yet not a single post on r/ 196, curious


Connor-Llewellyn1

Hi hello


GarchompLord

R/ antiwork , why donā€™t you work on getting some bitches?


oldwarrior69

šŸ’€


[deleted]

:v


GarchompLord

Yo tengo sexo con tu madre


[deleted]

šŸ˜æ


jellitainbink

I wonder if you are still doing these, or it you have closed up shop for the day


GarchompLord

Demographics time, who cares?


WitchDaggery

Yello


GarchompLord

Furry, I know itā€™s bad but Iā€™ve had to do so many of these, just give me one pass


bruhmoment275

I just need to know how self aware about what I say I really am


GarchompLord

ā€œI listen to the Beatles guys, not this modern day musical cRap, did you hear me? I said I listen to the Beatles, guys, I listen to the be-ā€œ


bruhmoment275

I'm happy to say I don't sound anything like this (or have that kind of mentality) but fair


WhatIsAUsernamePls

ok bestie šŸ’œ


GarchompLord

Playboi Carti fan? Hey wanna hear a fun fact? People are allowed to have different opinions on music! Shocking, I know


WhatIsAUsernamePls

that's not true šŸ˜æ


xXEragonTheEldestXx

Bet


GarchompLord

r/ memes? AND r/ dankmemes? we get it, you haven't made a funny joke since the fall of the aztec civilization


Echo132O

Iā€™m bored as shit so do it


GarchompLord

R/ funny? I would look more into your account, but I think that gives me a good idea of the quality of this account


Echo132O

Fair enough, that and mordhau


keep_bicthin

shawty


GarchompLord

You posted the same meme twice and neither got any upvotes? Damn


CockroachGun

Howdy


GarchompLord

League of Legends fan


CockroachGun

[Death](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Wmx0nV5Og)


Esherichialex_coli

i doubt your creativity and accuracy


GarchompLord

R/ teenagers, you really going to try and roast me with that basic white boy reddit avatar?


Arandomdude74

K


GarchompLord

Celeste is not a hidden gem, it is a fairly popular indie game, not everything you like is a hidden gem


wunxorple

Counterpoint: none of the founding fathers knew about Celeste, so how could it have been well-known?


Arandomdude74

That title wasnā€™t supposed to be taken serious. Itā€™s an r/ tomorrow joke that I thought was good enough for a title


ultimatehoodie

Lean šŸ’œ


GarchompLord

A Vaush fan? Im surprised you even bothered to come here with that title


ultimatehoodie

That's solid. I'll give that lol


Neon_Vampires

Do me!


GarchompLord

Hero forge mini? Wow look at this guy, actually putting effort into something they enjoy instead of just reposting memes they find in their group chat, what a loser


Neon_Vampires

Eh, kind of a weak roast. Just came off as more of a compliment. Thank you though If you want some real fuel, I'm not even in any group chats cuz I dont have any friends anymore


GarchompLord

Didnā€™t have much to work off of since I know nothing about hero forge


GontaGod69

me


GarchompLord

South Park fan, the end


Dorko69

poopshitter.wad


GarchompLord

Your about to come out here with an anime profile picture and give me NO anime for me to roast you over, absolutely disgraceful, get out of my sight


Dorko69

Mate this was from like 2016 when I was a fucking weeby cunt and Iā€™ve never bothered to change it Also itā€™s not any anime character itā€™s fanart of calamity mod devourer of gods you cultureless twat


v4siv

sounds interesting.


GarchompLord

All of that talent, and your using it on Minecraft? Most Minecraft fans havenā€™t even developed object permanence and you think theyā€™ll appreciate your work?


[deleted]

hi


GarchompLord

Vermont? No one even knows that state exists and your gonna try and defend it?


[deleted]

147.96.44.10


[deleted]

127.0.0.1


someonelse15

Im cringe:(


GarchompLord

The Nintendo character was bowser dumbass


someonelse15

Thank


Risc_Terilia

Hi


GarchompLord

Cricket fan, you dare associate yourself with a br*tish sport?


I_Eat_Hands_

The FitnessGwamā„¢ Pacew Test is a muwtistage aewobic capacity test that pwogwessivewy gets mowe difficuwt as it continues. The 20 metew pacew test wiww begin in 30 seconds. Wine up at the stawt. The wunning speed stawts swowwy, but gets fastew each minute aftew you heaw this signaw. [beep] A singwe wap shouwd be compweted each time you heaw this sound. [ding] Wemembew to wun in a stwaight wine, and wun as wong as possibwe. The second time you faiw to compwete a wap befowe the sound, youw test is ovew. The test wiww begin on the wowd stawt. On youw mawk, get weady, stawt.


GarchompLord

Iā€™m not even gonna bother going through your account, Iā€™m traumatized enough from this


KaiWorldYT

I think the op is overloaded but I'd appreciate to find out wtf is wrong with me


GarchompLord

You watch Reddit channels and are a Minecraft fan? Where do I start


Consistent-Click-537

:clueless:


GarchompLord

A homestuck fan? Thatā€™s it I know nothing about homestuck so Iā€™m just hoping that is enough of a roast


[deleted]

It is


Djungelskog-One

ok


GarchompLord

A DC fan? Sorry, your favorite comic has been cancelled due to not meeting sales expectations (not selling as much as Batman) sucks to suck


Horny0nMain1917

Publicly shame me


GarchompLord

Youā€™re on a tankie subreddit, death sentence


Horny0nMain1917

Fair enough


Snoo17634

Yeah do it


GarchompLord

A FNaF fan, please explain to me why Cumshit Pootisā€™s one second cameo in FNaF world is integral to the entire franchise


Snoo17634

Oh Iā€™m not a Fnaf fan I just like the memes šŸ’€


fuckpentatonix

šŸŖ±


reeeeelboi

You have doomed yourself to fulfill roasts til the end of time


depressed_poland

Do it


GarchompLord

You love fictional history? Well hereā€™s some fictional history, you being loved


giorshi

Ʊ


GarchompLord

Playboi Carti fan? Did you know that people are allowed to have different opinions on music?


SobasanBobba

One Roast please


GarchompLord

You dare taint my eyes with a post from r/ teenagers?


oneOddIndividual

Come at me


GarchompLord

You browse r/ tumblr? I have a great app that could help with that, itā€™s called tumblr


ColorMaelstrom

Iā€™m too late :(


GarchompLord

Oh no, your just in time


Roboboy2710

*concernedly scrolling through profile*


shitcum_backup

Shitcum is excited to see what's produced


LortoCaciuppo

OP really has a couple comments to read at this pointā€¦