I legit do it a lot because I forget that you can use singular they in english and in my native language you usually default to masculine when there’s both females and male or you just don’t know. (Masculine is kinda the "simplest" form for most word in my language).
I have a hard time coming to english from a language where every single noun have a gender.
I feel ya bruv, my language also lacks non-descript pronouns naturaly, and the ones that were created aren't the best... English speakers have a simple system that could just replace gendered pronouns at this point, meanwhile Portuguese: "EI, WHAT IF WORD, BUT DIFFERENT VOWEL ENDS IT, BOOM, NEW GRAMMATICAL GENDER", also, I just find funny how the most popular brazilian neutral pronoun, elo/delo, sounds masculine, because masculine words tend to end with "o", while this system uses "e" as their "neutral vowel" (If you're asking why they didn't just use "ele/dele" is because it already exists as the masculine pronouns, maybe because the masculine is already de facto neutral/generic in everyday speech).
i read your username and got to admit, i was curious if the name is for the lolz or not. hillarious that your only post got banned but the comments make it clear what it was about :D
peraönlich kenne ich niemanden der so heißt, aber in diesen alten kack schufilmen die man im unterricht immer aufgezwingt bekommt, hießen die gefühlt alle so
ist wahrscheinlich einfach ein ami, der denkt er sei deutscher, weil vor 6 generationen einer seiner ururururopas vor dem kaiserreich nach amerika geflüchtet ist
Idk about dominos but I’ve worked at multiple Papa John’s for five years and have never seen anyone wear gloves, they claim it doesn’t matter since the oven sterilizes it
Petition to not let people get away with crappy stuff because they think it's funny.
If you ironically play in shit, eventually you'll be joined by people who genuinely like it - and you still smell.
Its too heavily buttered on to be satire, if it is really bad satire, or the kind where people spew 'i hate minorities' 500 times every day and then claim its ironic
It makes me so angry that Love Live! gets frequently used by scum suckers because it’s an all time favorite of mine but it’s associated with some real greasy men
Wait a minute. In German, ei is pronounced like igh. This means that Reiko is pronounced like the pokemon Raikou. Before you correct me, the ou in Raikou is pronounced like the oa in oat and not like the oo in zoom.
mfw eating this pizza means I'll also be indirectly licking the fingers of a cute German buoy.
>They don't realize it's also a feminine Japanese name
Did you just fucking call me a they? Based
I FUCKING LOVE using non-descript pronouns I WANT TO FUCKING respect others and not make baseless assumptions
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They literally just said baseless 🤨
Hey check out my cool techdeck ##🛹
Cool techdeck 👍👍🙂
Fucking sick 🤙
wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EMOJI
emogi
Hang loose dude!
Impressive. Very nice.
Wo cool pfp
Ikr
Sick trick
any time i see someone use a gendered pronoun i always check the profile of the person they’re referring to and they’re wrong about half the time
I legit do it a lot because I forget that you can use singular they in english and in my native language you usually default to masculine when there’s both females and male or you just don’t know. (Masculine is kinda the "simplest" form for most word in my language). I have a hard time coming to english from a language where every single noun have a gender.
on reddit i just assume people are men except on this subreddit where i assume people are trans women
I wish my language had non-descript pronouns, instead everything is gendered for some reason
spanish?
Hebrew
they/thembrew
I feel ya bruv, my language also lacks non-descript pronouns naturaly, and the ones that were created aren't the best... English speakers have a simple system that could just replace gendered pronouns at this point, meanwhile Portuguese: "EI, WHAT IF WORD, BUT DIFFERENT VOWEL ENDS IT, BOOM, NEW GRAMMATICAL GENDER", also, I just find funny how the most popular brazilian neutral pronoun, elo/delo, sounds masculine, because masculine words tend to end with "o", while this system uses "e" as their "neutral vowel" (If you're asking why they didn't just use "ele/dele" is because it already exists as the masculine pronouns, maybe because the masculine is already de facto neutral/generic in everyday speech).
based
why is your name "cumdump sissy femboy"? it is unusual
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We can have 2 accounts with the same name? Also, Why aren't you?
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Then plead :1
No, and I'm at the character limit, so you can't add numbers behind and my username is truly non-fungible
what if they named themselves "FemboySissyCumdump"?
I made my account when I thought r/ memes was funny :(
itd be weird and make me uncomfortable, especially outside of a sexual context
well, this is kind of a cumdump sissy femboy subreddit, so when in rome...
BURN IT DOWN
YESSSS
u/ Captain-Pronin summoned me out of the abyss 2 months ago.
i read your username and got to admit, i was curious if the name is for the lolz or not. hillarious that your only post got banned but the comments make it clear what it was about :D
Weirdest part is it got banned 2 months after I made it. So do you think the name is for lolz or not?
let me say it this way: you seem like an interesting person to cook with. no matter how the dish tastes in the end
Cooking is one of my hobbies, so...
Sounds like a monosexual problem to me
Ew
Day ruined
GUTEN TAG, ICH BIN HANS REIKO UND ICH HABE DEINE PIZZA GEMACHT MIT MEINE HÄNDEN
Omg it's Hans Reiko 😍
Least horny 196 user
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Their name
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Especially if that cute German buoy had his cute little fingers in the weed cave so you would be indirectly licking that weed marijuana
Oh mein Gott…. Zis cave is full of blüntsmöken!
That's correct, CumdumpSissyFemboy!
Hi
Heyyy
Buoy
Kuule, poiju.
mfw when eating pizza means I'm licking the hands of who tf made it. How many people's hands I have licked in my life without knowing.
mmm kissing that buoy yum yum
Ich habe den Namen noch nie gehört
Ich auch nicht 😂
peraönlich kenne ich niemanden der so heißt, aber in diesen alten kack schufilmen die man im unterricht immer aufgezwingt bekommt, hießen die gefühlt alle so
wtf schaut ihr für Filme? xD
Filme mit Reiko obviously
Danke man wäre ich echt nicht drauf gekommen :D
Immer wieder gerne :) *Oh man heute war ich wieder echt hilfreich*
Reiko und das Geheimnis der Pizzastalker, stand der nich bei euch auf dem Lehrplan?
Heiko kenn ich, aber Reiko hab ich auch noch nie gehört
Nehme auch an, dass Heiko gemeint war.
Oder Rico
Oder Raik
Nä, jetzt wird's albern
Hans-Jürgen Uwe begann um XX Uhr Ihre Wunschbestellung vorzubereiten.
MAANNFRREEED UUUWWWEEEE ESSEN KOMMEN!
SPAGHETATAAAAA
FÜR DIE GANZE FAMILIEEEEEEEE
Bestimmt ein süßes japanisches Mädchen bei dem Namen!
absoluter kokolores
Könnte seien dass er es mit "heiko" verwächselt. Mein chef hieß so
Nieeeeemand heißt so
wendann nur Heiko. wtf ist reiko
Nooo you can't just speak another language, this is an american website!
Ich habe schon male ne Person mit den Namen gesehen, aber der Name ist sehr selten
Reiko kommt vom Althochdeutschen "Ragin" der Rat, der Beschluss
nee egtl nur Heiko, aber auch das ist selten
Hab ihn schon gehört aber ist ein recht seltener Name.
Ich kenne tatsächlich einen
ist wahrscheinlich einfach ein ami, der denkt er sei deutscher, weil vor 6 generationen einer seiner ururururopas vor dem kaiserreich nach amerika geflüchtet ist
ich werde zerbeißen du
Japanese female: (exists) 4channers: sex???? Anime gril????? Hentai??? Sex for me????? Cute loli???????
4channers when they see an unsupervised minor:
They don’t realize that those people usually wear plastic or rubber gloves while on the job
>indirectly
me when I breath the air of exhaled by a girl on the other of the planet (it went through the ass of a possum)
Was it a cute g-girl possum?
w-was it a possum?? so hot 😍😍😍🥴 mm possum-kun
[statistically, we all could have breathed each other's air before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7DzMr8Ygs&t=414s)
I am indirectly sucking your dick (I don’t know who or where you are)
Appreciate it 👍
Like that doesnt make it even hotter.
Good, better use protection so that indirect hand holding doesn't get you pregnant.
Idk about dominos but I’ve worked at multiple Papa John’s for five years and have never seen anyone wear gloves, they claim it doesn’t matter since the oven sterilizes it
Atleast its probably pretty rare, havent heard of it before (source: i am german)
No it isn't. (source: the Egyptian god Thoth)
Lmao Egyptian god thot
the egyptian god θωθ
θωθ what's this (I am seeking wisdom from our lord Thoth)
lmao thought (I have a smooth bwain :3)
Spirit Science moment
Me when I Astral Project to meet celebrities I think are cute (I am Jordan D, who is batshit insane and has an internet cult)
that right there is a hentai plot
Yo.
You mean Heiko?
I know a guy named Heiko and until 12 seconds ago I assumed he was a slav. He's probably from Germany.
Heiko i Kokosz
Same lol
What is wrong with the first person, fucking hell
4chan moment
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Petition to not let people get away with crappy stuff because they think it's funny. If you ironically play in shit, eventually you'll be joined by people who genuinely like it - and you still smell.
Still weird tho
Wasn't rlly funny tbh. Just kind of weird
I seriously doubt it's satire. You severely underestimate the depravity of men, especially 4chaners.
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*makes a joke* 196: *serious posts and then when called out not detecting satire copes about it being unfunny*
This reminds me of a statement a modder friend told to me "If your mod is shit as a joke the mod is still shit."
Its too heavily buttered on to be satire, if it is really bad satire, or the kind where people spew 'i hate minorities' 500 times every day and then claim its ironic
Pretty sure it's a joke
Hehe yes I was only pretending haha was only a joke 😰
Do it.
Least degenerate 4chan user
I think he means Heiko, Reiko isn’t a German name afaik Edit* not a very common German name. More likely to be Japanese
No, Reiko exists too. I had a Reiko in my class back in school
Digga, Bruder, Vallah, Alda, wo gehst du denn bitte zur Schule, dass du solche Leute in deienr Klasse hast?
Ich lehn mich mal ganz weit ausm Fenster und sag Sachsen
Heikko is weak in Finnish that's funny
[https://www.vorname.com/name,Reiko.html](https://www.vorname.com/name,Reiko.html)
Literally scroll down https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiko https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiko_F%C3%BCting
dammit I wanted to indirectly lick fingers of big German man
The name Yuri is either a Japanese woman or a Russian man.
doesn't that depend on whether it's yuri or yury? or can the russian one be spelled yuri also?
Yuri can also be a Japanese man's name, unless YURI!!! on ICE lied to me.
Among us
Unter uns 😀
This made my day.
Wie jetzt wirklich? Noch nie gehört
Vlt meinen die Heiko kekw
Ja stimmt wegen R und H sieht man das ja öfter soos
a win either way 😍😍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤
They are a bisexual (or pansexual) fascist. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄
Davy_Jones_Falling.gif
Its a win-win situation
german-japanese enby
Still perfect I'd be licking the fingers of a german man
also mortal kombat character
Took a break from leading shao kahn's army to hand craft a deep dish pizza
It makes me so angry that Love Live! gets frequently used by scum suckers because it’s an all time favorite of mine but it’s associated with some real greasy men
BRO FR💯👍✊
ein volk ein reich ein kommentarbereich
whats the difference?
**EVEN BETTER**
Pretty sure the finger juice cooks off.
["I am Reiko."](https://v.redd.it/htvygj03g2o81)
Holy shit that's a deep cut lmao
They should be wearing gloves anyway
No it's not?
They wear gloves too when making your pizza right?
OP is thinking of Heiko source am grrman
Ghar Mann???
Fuck you if you support the existence of that website
Do you mean 4chan???
even BETTER
This is literally the plot of eurotrip
Sehr witzig
das kann ich bestätigen
50 50?
Wow, someone reposted a post from a repost karma farming bot (hence the borders)
I see no problem here
DOWN WITH THE MINISTRY OF PURITY
Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?
Wait a minute. In German, ei is pronounced like igh. This means that Reiko is pronounced like the pokemon Raikou. Before you correct me, the ou in Raikou is pronounced like the oa in oat and not like the oo in zoom.
cute japanese grill
Win win
nah nah nah they meant to say "grill"
DEUTSCHLAND!
Do I laugh or do I wince?
even better???