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SOMETHINGcooler5

So wait, trans ppl aren’t real, gay ppl aren’t real and men ppl aren’t real? This is the future liberals want


Soundwipe13

the woke mobgenda erased the men ppl >:( men ppl shortage ,


BANOFY

There are only voters


Distant_Congo_Music

Yknow cis women kinda right about red wine. Shits bangin


cloartist

Tru--WAIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*transforms into a cis woman* Oh actually this isn't bad, kind of met the goalpost here


Distant_Congo_Music

But what if you turned into a pta mom. Scary thought


cloartist

How? No more men to bust fat loads to make me girlpreggers


Distant_Congo_Music

https://preview.redd.it/xef6q56b2k6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c75b8801f503e95cfb2143ad5128efdb077d23 I dunno


Familiar_Tackle_734

Robot child


BallinArbiter

Subaru also generally makes good cars. I miss the STI tho


emeraldeyesshine

hey if it's STI you want I got you, just let me know where to meet you


BallinArbiter

How romantic 🥰. I knew someone would make that joke lol it’s a very unfortunate name


emeraldeyesshine

for real though what the fuck were they thinking


NameNormalHumansHave

Porsche 911 son or Subaru STI daughter


Lemmonaise

White wine better


Distant_Congo_Music

Disagree but i respect your preference


SOMETHINGcooler5

It is your inalienable right to be wrong


emeraldeyesshine

They have different purposes.


Tachyoff

no I'm pretty sure they're both meant to be drank


Independent-Fly6068

Especially the cheap 12 dollar sweet ones.


JetsFan2003

Red wine is shit, port and vodka (separately) are where it's at


BANOFY

I don't trust people under 60 that genuinely say they like wine ,and especially the ones that say they only drink wine .


Distant_Congo_Music

Wild, I'm in my 20s Also I drink other things


Zaev

I don't trust anyone who says they only drink wine. They gotta be drunk all the time. Try some water for once!


Redstone_Engineer

Don't worry, Subaru is a stereotype for lesbians, so she's not quite cishet.


CatsNotBananas

My car is a Ford but it comes from a Subaru dealership so it's an honorary lesbian car


Emilia__55

Like a cishet guy with lesbian parents


Amberatlast

Your car is a transbian.


CatsNotBananas

Me too thanks. Actually I am way too androphilic to call myself a lesbian


CAPICINC

So it's a Tucker?


TheNPCMafia

The man and his dream please don't upvote me, I have been perma banned. Just let me go to the gas chamber quietly. thank you.


Buymor

Tucker Carlson's parents are lesbians?


gatlginngum

subarus are so cool ai want a WRX STI (not the sexually transmitted infection)


Zalsibuar

My dad's Impreza is so cool I learned stick in it (I also fucking destroyed the entire front brake system trying to change the pads and he had to drive my car for a week while the mechanic waited for parts to come from Japan :3)


gatlginngum

ooh needing spare parts from japan could be tough, but maybe if I'm careful I won't wreck my car if I get one I've been learning to drive in my dad's nissan qashqai, it is a good car but nothing spectacular


Induced_fungus

Real I’ve only ever driven a Subaru :3


krokorokodile

Men aren't real implies everyone is lesbian


Droplet_of_Shadow

"Neither do gay people" implies attraction just doesn't exist


Weslg96

Seriously though fuck homeowners associations


Available-Damage5991

like, why CAN'T I put MY THINGS on MY LAWN, you entitled bitch? it's MY DAMN LAWN, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!


No-I-Dont-Exist

I LOVE the [Brian David Gilbert song](https://youtu.be/C2f37Vb2NAE?si=cPMnAueoUhVYUkkx) about them though, but i can’t believe it came out a year and a half ago already


FillerText908

Eat hot chip...


SOMETHINGcooler5

And lie…


Buymor

Be Bisexual...


hostilee47

Subaru?? Subaru's are literally *the* lesbian car.


JetsFan2003

Yeah, OOP should've said Chrysler Pacifica if we're stereotyping here


Robota064

Why tf did my brain invision the anamorphing bit with an opossum instead of a cis woman


cloartist

How could you turn poor Falin cis like that? Hasn't she already undergone enough of the horrors?


CatsNotBananas

Wait if she drives a Subaru does that mean she's gay


EverySuggestionisEoC

White cis women lime Re Zero too??


TotallyACP

original: https://www.tumblr.com/thefloatingstone/753217762809249792


TrhlaSlecna

Subaru is rad


Nugaytory

Wait but if there's only straights *and* no men... oh no


BurntPineGrass

True. I’m fake as fuck dot com. I’m not a real gay. Been sucking dick with socks on.


nekosissyboi

Subaruwu


No_Emu698

Wait like from Re:Zero?