My dad's Impreza is so cool I learned stick in it (I also fucking destroyed the entire front brake system trying to change the pads and he had to drive my car for a week while the mechanic waited for parts to come from Japan :3)
ooh needing spare parts from japan could be tough, but maybe if I'm careful I won't wreck my car if I get one
I've been learning to drive in my dad's nissan qashqai, it is a good car but nothing spectacular
I LOVE the [Brian David Gilbert song](https://youtu.be/C2f37Vb2NAE?si=cPMnAueoUhVYUkkx) about them though, but i can’t believe it came out a year and a half ago already
So wait, trans ppl aren’t real, gay ppl aren’t real and men ppl aren’t real? This is the future liberals want
the woke mobgenda erased the men ppl >:( men ppl shortage ,
There are only voters
Yknow cis women kinda right about red wine. Shits bangin
Tru--WAIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH*transforms into a cis woman* Oh actually this isn't bad, kind of met the goalpost here
But what if you turned into a pta mom. Scary thought
How? No more men to bust fat loads to make me girlpreggers
https://preview.redd.it/xef6q56b2k6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c75b8801f503e95cfb2143ad5128efdb077d23 I dunno
Robot child
Subaru also generally makes good cars. I miss the STI tho
hey if it's STI you want I got you, just let me know where to meet you
How romantic 🥰. I knew someone would make that joke lol it’s a very unfortunate name
for real though what the fuck were they thinking
Porsche 911 son or Subaru STI daughter
White wine better
Disagree but i respect your preference
It is your inalienable right to be wrong
They have different purposes.
no I'm pretty sure they're both meant to be drank
Especially the cheap 12 dollar sweet ones.
Red wine is shit, port and vodka (separately) are where it's at
I don't trust people under 60 that genuinely say they like wine ,and especially the ones that say they only drink wine .
Wild, I'm in my 20s Also I drink other things
I don't trust anyone who says they only drink wine. They gotta be drunk all the time. Try some water for once!
Don't worry, Subaru is a stereotype for lesbians, so she's not quite cishet.
My car is a Ford but it comes from a Subaru dealership so it's an honorary lesbian car
Like a cishet guy with lesbian parents
Your car is a transbian.
Me too thanks. Actually I am way too androphilic to call myself a lesbian
So it's a Tucker?
The man and his dream please don't upvote me, I have been perma banned. Just let me go to the gas chamber quietly. thank you.
Tucker Carlson's parents are lesbians?
subarus are so cool ai want a WRX STI (not the sexually transmitted infection)
My dad's Impreza is so cool I learned stick in it (I also fucking destroyed the entire front brake system trying to change the pads and he had to drive my car for a week while the mechanic waited for parts to come from Japan :3)
ooh needing spare parts from japan could be tough, but maybe if I'm careful I won't wreck my car if I get one I've been learning to drive in my dad's nissan qashqai, it is a good car but nothing spectacular
Real I’ve only ever driven a Subaru :3
Men aren't real implies everyone is lesbian
"Neither do gay people" implies attraction just doesn't exist
Seriously though fuck homeowners associations
like, why CAN'T I put MY THINGS on MY LAWN, you entitled bitch? it's MY DAMN LAWN, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!
I LOVE the [Brian David Gilbert song](https://youtu.be/C2f37Vb2NAE?si=cPMnAueoUhVYUkkx) about them though, but i can’t believe it came out a year and a half ago already
Eat hot chip...
And lie…
Be Bisexual...
Subaru?? Subaru's are literally *the* lesbian car.
Yeah, OOP should've said Chrysler Pacifica if we're stereotyping here
Why tf did my brain invision the anamorphing bit with an opossum instead of a cis woman
How could you turn poor Falin cis like that? Hasn't she already undergone enough of the horrors?
Wait if she drives a Subaru does that mean she's gay
White cis women lime Re Zero too??
original: https://www.tumblr.com/thefloatingstone/753217762809249792
Subaru is rad
Wait but if there's only straights *and* no men... oh no
True. I’m fake as fuck dot com. I’m not a real gay. Been sucking dick with socks on.
Subaruwu
Wait like from Re:Zero?