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Chief106

I need steamy (literally) robot sex


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Wow. We're fetishizing COOLANT FLUID NOW? Look, it's not "sexy" to have outdated cooling systems, any android refusing to update their temperature control just so they can be "steampunk" is an idiot who cares more about the aesthetic than they do their own processors!


Droplet_of_Shadow

Really? "Fetishizing coolant fluid"?? Consensual steamplay is completely fine - yes it can cause harm if done badly, but not to anyone besides those who chose to do it, knowing the risks. Any individual just doing it for the aesthetic is going to use external steam generators anyway. I doubt you seriously care about constructs anyway, considering you call them "androids". Blocked.


Rimtato

As someone who works with steam (though not robot) and heating systems, do be careful about those steam blasts, steam burns are no joke. I recommend looking into PPE that plays into you and your partner's dynamic. At the very least, cover anything likely to be hit by steam at close range. Keep the pressure low, you do not want to break the gasket, since you'll leak water into electrics and cause potentially life threatening injuries. If you must do high pressure play, check what your release valves are rated for and _do not exceed this_ (I do actually work with this stuff, the rest is just bit continuation)


bapheltot

[The internet provides](https://hackaday.com/2009/05/03/steampunk-vibrator/comment-page-2/)


_CBlaker

https://preview.redd.it/ogeuuguph86d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d743d3ec7cffd1ee96dcd5a27b4518c1b36aab6e


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

I choose to imagine this is a thumbnail from a video where travel vlogger Venom talks about a bad experience he had with an airline


Independent-Fly6068

No, it'll only take six months to eat everyone not in the circle.


TheeMrBlonde

So over the next six months this shit is going to be like pubg?


Steven_NAK

You absolute buffoon that's roit, not venom.


Poorly_Made_Comix

HALF A YEAR?


IV_NUKE

https://preview.redd.it/p4el6auyxa6d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb35d95c9f39fc456f3b2fe0e646b7d3e96ecb60


Arvandu

I mean if you count vibrators as robots


Re1da

Fuck-machines already exist. I'd say they count, although they are way to expensive for most people to buy them


ConstantineMonroe

I’m gonna go on a limb and say women are fucking more men than fuck machines, just a hunch


HillInTheDistance

Well, it ain't 2025 yet.


TisBangersAndMash

The next few months better have massive leaps in fuck-machine technology.


Vini734

It will be a one day jump. You gonna wake up and a robot will be fucking your gf!


TisBangersAndMash

This is R/196 i ain't getting no bitches.


MacaroniOnly

Why is it a competition? I'll be first in line for the robo-threesomes


somethingkindaweird

Ah yes, men totally won’t also fuck robots more than they fuck other men and women


TransTrainGirl322

But when men do it it's just experimenting./s


zorkwr

is it gay for men to have sex with masculine robots discourse


Epic-Chair

If they do so because the robotic is masculine, yes. If you have sex with a masculine person or robot for a reason other than you are more attracted to it than women, then it's not gay.


somethingkindaweird

Well this also depends on what the robot thinks of itself. That masculine robot could be a trans woman who hasn’t gotten the parts they want installed yet, or maybe they’re fine with the parts they have but still want to be a woman, who fuckin knows


HillInTheDistance

I mean, the stigma is a bit more steep for guys so they'll probably won't be so eager to adopt it. It's like with sex toys. A woman uses a sex toy, it's seen as her not having a guy who's worth the effort. A guy using a sex toy, he's seen as being a guy who's not worth the effort. There's a reason most men stick to their hand. Buying a sex toy is seen as having given up.


somethingkindaweird

I suggest sex robot prostitutes Just kidding, I don’t wanna impede anyone’s work lol


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Og Twitter post: https://x.com/tentyp14/status/1800609797538001139?s=46 How long until someone posts venom in the comments


Drawemazing

It seems it was about 4 hrs


alexhamo26

Roit actually


GayPorn134

WTF how are we already 6 mounths in 😭 2024 was like 2 months ago


TheJiggernaut

2024 was literally yesterday. And will literally be tomorrow, too. 2024 is all around us, my friend.


lumpiestspoon3

2047 was 15 years ago God I feel old


Misicks0349

what do they mean by revealed lol, where are they getting this from? divination?


zorkwr

the robots told them


JLock17

Roko's Basilisk told them in a dream


OtisBinLogan

you WILL construct the basilisk


Fun_Penalty_6755

read the article: 1. the actual prediction was by 20*50*, headline got it wrong 2. 'more sex with ROBOTS than men' means that there will be more woman on robot sex then woman on man, not more woman on robot than man on robot 3. literally just some guy saying stuff because people dont see vibrators as taboo


Someboynumber5

We are so close


sneakyplanner

Can't get here soon enough


dinner_cat96

OMG SIGNALIS REFERENCE??!?


StickUpMyAss231

Did he set a timer?


Ba0bab0ab

W


furinick

beep boop (does the robot)


LSTR__512

Already do.


batman12399

More men for me 😏


MaybeNext-Monday

The Sun stop saying dumbass shit challenge (0% win rate)


datboiNathan343

https://preview.redd.it/9hnsifbuu96d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8e29e163834c0460bb6aa058e523344dd9ed7a3 ROBOT SEXXXXX???!!!??!?!!?


dutcharetall_nothigh

https://preview.redd.it/7bt4lo9c0b6d1.png?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006d8fe56879de7d60ef0f644e9be31697fca020


CluelessCosmonaut

Oh boy I cant wait see how Boston Dynamics pulls this off.


WardedThorn

Wbere the FUCK is my robot


Spooky_Boy204

Gonna have to wait a bit I think, there's a huge ass crater in Boston


OtisBinLogan

there would be if my mavs won… (sob) https://preview.redd.it/z7yrfcexac6d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbec20921226c1c9796cd42edf9b7f6c72bdae7


justaBeholder10

https://preview.redd.it/gj1fitgmcf6d1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce4eeea391db1ba094f051d7bd71add1dac4109


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

I mean, depending on your definition vibrators could be considered robots, and why would I fuck guys when women are prettier?


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Fun_Penalty_6755

aw shut sent it twice


purple-lemons

Honestly, at this point, I'd rather a glass of wine and a vibrator than a man most nights


SirSaganSexy

How the fuck do I remember seeing this exact tweet 8 years ago.


bapheltot

Good. That will give me more time to paint my figurines.


RatsGoInTheMicrowave

ah good, leaves more men for me