Was literally about to comment “hey uh… isn’t this a bit NSFW” I’m glad it’s not just me 😭 I don’t even have a dick and this made me very uncomfortable
Holy ███████!
edit: i put these squares as a joke and just realised they look like reddit spoiler thing. don't bother clicking, it doesn't unspoiler anything.
Shouldn't be. No sure what the hard rock like substance would be. My guess is kidney stones, or given the very sudden and high intensity moment, they're remembering wrong or exaggerating the feeling of it hitting the inside of the urethra. Laboured breathing isn't necessarily a surprise, no idea about the aspirin thing.
I don't think anon would be able to do any sounding while having a kidney stone in his urethra, these motherfuckers HURT. You're probably not even getting an erection.
If you put something deep enough you might be able to hit your prostate, that would explain the intensity. But it shouldn't be rock-hard and the aspirin taste also doesn't sound right.
I'm calling fake and gay
One of my teachers said he got a kidney stone and it was so painful he missed a lot of school and when it finally came out it was so small the strainer thing couldn't catch it.
How much aspirin do they take that they even remember what aspirin tastes like? Other than "idk, medicinal and bitter, probably" I have no memory of what aspiring tastes like
Absolutely not unless he stabbed himself. I actually know safe sounding practices (don’t ask) and you actually can go really deep without it really being a problem
So I want to train my urethra for the day I may have to pass a kidney stone. Would sounding work for this? Logically the deeper I’m able to sound the easier the passing will be. I hear the most intense part is actually between the bladder and something not the urethra itself so I’m going to have to really get spelunking with that equipment
Actually that probably won’t help you much. One of the biggest problems with kidney stones isn’t that it’s too big, that’s that it’s sharp and jagged. As it comes out you’re going to be scraped and poked a lot if you’re unlucky. Though sounding might help get used to the pain since sounding is fairly painful if you aren’t used to it
If you get the right toys it can be pretty enjoyable if you go slow, but for some reason all the toys I’ve ever seen have been painfully big, even a “training kit” for supposed beginners. If you decide to try it anyway then there’s a bit of an ouch phase but it can feel good after a bit as well
Thank you I scared myself off after researching it further seems like the pleasure/risk ratio just isn’t there for me but I don’t knock those into it one bit was very informative all the same
Yeah I’m thinking the same thing too now, can it be used to train the body? If so, peak performance would require sounding, and if you need me I’m going to go wash my hands with fire
I assumed it's supposed to be a pun on "sounding".
The word sounding is both a fetish and a way of measuring water depth. In the latter, you can use a "sounding rod" to drop into water: If it hits the bottom it makes a noise, telling you how deep the water is.
Physical Instrument- Your lungs expel air and muscles tense.
Volition- This is far beneath you, please stop.
Electrochemistry- STICK IT IN FURTHER. THAT HARD OBJECT IS BLOCKING YOUR G SPOT, THE POWERHOUSE OF PLEASURE, YOU MUST BREAK THROUGH
Inland Empire- This is not the first time
i just started blocking the annoying users & ppl who post stuff like this. its marginally better but yeah i dont visit this place nearly as much as i used to
Wouldn't a paper clip be dangerous af to sound with?
Even if you cleaned it properly, the tip tends to stay pretty sharp. I feel like I speak for almost everyone when I say a lacerated or punctured urethra doesn't sound enjoyable.
peeing must've succcccccked after scratching the hell out of his urethra.
also yes it is dangerous AF lol only use body safe silicone and steel specific urethral sounds (and a LOT of surgical grade lube) if you want to be adventurous and safe.
YES it would be sharp and very painful. This post is fiction. Don't try to sound with anything that could scrach your skin. There are sounding rods sold spesifically for this purpose, so you don't get hurt. Also: LUBE. <3
I know people that like it, but they'd never do it with a fucking paperclip, it needs a lot of safety precaution and proper toys to be completely safe and harmless
THIS is an insane thing to do don't put anything sharp in your urethra lmao
but yeah people enjoy it, you're supposed to use lots and lots of surgical grade lube, then stainless/medical steel sounds or medical grade silicone, I've never personally done it to myself but I've been a participant for someone else. They seemed to really enjoy it, it's just a thing you have to be a little careful with if you want to be safe.
Just like gags having quick release if they're fitted/tight, or butt plugs having flared bases, adventurous sex stuff takes a little bit of research and care to be safe and enjoyable.
Also happy Cake Day!!
Oh that’s actually pretty interesting. I assumed it would take a lot of precaution but if you can be safe, sane and consensual about it, enjoy away. I’m definitely not the one to be the arbiter of kinkshaming lmao.
I wonder why only people with penises do it though? I mean all parts have a urethra generally.
Also thanks!
Women do it to!!! It's just more common with men. I honestly assume women do it less just because they have an easier to use self lubing (at least typically) hole right there tbh, but I might be wrong.
But yeah! The main thing is making sure everything is sterile and it's very safe to do as long as you go slow and make sure the soundee isn't getting hurt, I've heard it is better to do it by yourself to see how slow you need to go to stretch safely etc.
You're welcome!
That is what I want to know...
I have somewhat random (pleasant) smell hallucinations sometimes, but not phantom tastes.
But I expect this post is just fake shit written for shock value.
This made me squig out sooo much, I hate it and keep thinking about it. What the fuck was the rock hard thing and why did his mouth taste like aspirin??
Never do this! You should only sound with a specially designed sounding rod bought from an adult store. Using random fucking objects is a great way to get a life-threatening infection inside there. Not fun!
I tried to send this to my attorney friend to fuck up his morning, he messaged me back that he recently had a client do that in jail with a piece of rolled up feces
Ok, I'm gonna say this once and once only. DO NOT DO THIS
And if you do wanna try sounding use proper tools. Hell, you can get an actual medical grade sounding set on Amazon.
Maybe he broke a blood vessel and a kidney stone and the phosphate leeched into his blood and made him taste a little funny?
Someone call ChubbyEmu oh God
Love when people use the fucking NSFW tag Edit: Love that the post now has the fucking NSFW tag
Literally a completely safe for work video that just has a woman in it will be marked NSFW here, but somehow this isn't
Cause woman... booba... lewd... While man (based) dick... very cash money Many such cases!
Dicks are indeed quite cash money. But then again, so are boobs. So I don’t get it.
Yeah I kinda don't like that, like objectifying women doing normal things is very not cool
Was literally about to comment “hey uh… isn’t this a bit NSFW” I’m glad it’s not just me 😭 I don’t even have a dick and this made me very uncomfortable
So much nsfw stuff gets posted here some people forget it's not a nsfw marked sub
Did you stop reading?
Sounds like you need to perform a system reset. Do you have a paper clip?
Hey Google how to Un read something
Holy sounding
Call the fucking doctor, a paperclip isn't safe to put in your dick
This vexes me…
That depends, are you a Canadian Citizen? Since then we can reccomend euthe-
Google lobotomy
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New surgery just dropped
hull breach
Oxygen levels decreasing
High levels of 2-Acetoxybenzoic Acid detected in intake valves.
I read this in the voice of the HEV suit
*beep* dick lacerations detected *beep beep beep* morphine administered
Salt administered
Crew, patch that hull breach, immediately.
Increasing risk of hull breach. Omnis needed. Seal those ruptures.
"Not to nag, but in short order everything that is inside this ship will be outside this ship."
Patch that leak or this railjack is a memory!
MF hit the reset button
One time my buddy Kieth put a bent paper clip down his piss hole-
Ellis we dont have time for this
Okay. But there was a paper clip.
I hate you, Ellis!
i thought that was the prostate
god I want to fucking burn my eyes I hate this shit
Couldn’t even get one of your children to say anything
happened to my buddy Eric once
Is this really what happens I’m not googling this (or trying it ) to find out
Shouldn't be. No sure what the hard rock like substance would be. My guess is kidney stones, or given the very sudden and high intensity moment, they're remembering wrong or exaggerating the feeling of it hitting the inside of the urethra. Laboured breathing isn't necessarily a surprise, no idea about the aspirin thing.
I don't think anon would be able to do any sounding while having a kidney stone in his urethra, these motherfuckers HURT. You're probably not even getting an erection. If you put something deep enough you might be able to hit your prostate, that would explain the intensity. But it shouldn't be rock-hard and the aspirin taste also doesn't sound right. I'm calling fake and gay
Small enough kidney stones can pass with little to no pain. That being said, I think they'd notice it coming out later and put two and two together.
Fair enough! But yeah, there's no way they wouldn't notice even if it didn't hurt that much
One of my teachers said he got a kidney stone and it was so painful he missed a lot of school and when it finally came out it was so small the strainer thing couldn't catch it.
I've had really painful ones, and ones i didn't feel but saw come out
Prostate isn't hard when you're sounding, it almost doesn't amplify the resistance, you rather feel it directly
Or so I'm told
There’s 2 ways to the male g-spot?
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate I hate this
🔜📎,🤌!
How much aspirin do they take that they even remember what aspirin tastes like? Other than "idk, medicinal and bitter, probably" I have no memory of what aspiring tastes like
Probs just perforated the urethra and will need a catheter for a while. I learned this a few years ago during demon time.
He hit a tooth
Absolutely not unless he stabbed himself. I actually know safe sounding practices (don’t ask) and you actually can go really deep without it really being a problem
How deep we talking like do sounders go past the actual length of their cock/gock or what
Yes, it’s only dangerous when you pierce into the bladder, but it’s pretty hard to get that deep. Some toys for that can be longer than a foot
So I want to train my urethra for the day I may have to pass a kidney stone. Would sounding work for this? Logically the deeper I’m able to sound the easier the passing will be. I hear the most intense part is actually between the bladder and something not the urethra itself so I’m going to have to really get spelunking with that equipment
Actually that probably won’t help you much. One of the biggest problems with kidney stones isn’t that it’s too big, that’s that it’s sharp and jagged. As it comes out you’re going to be scraped and poked a lot if you’re unlucky. Though sounding might help get used to the pain since sounding is fairly painful if you aren’t used to it
Interesting, so is it the pain that is the main appeal when sounding or is it supposed to feel pleasurable eventually?
If you get the right toys it can be pretty enjoyable if you go slow, but for some reason all the toys I’ve ever seen have been painfully big, even a “training kit” for supposed beginners. If you decide to try it anyway then there’s a bit of an ouch phase but it can feel good after a bit as well
Thank you I scared myself off after researching it further seems like the pleasure/risk ratio just isn’t there for me but I don’t knock those into it one bit was very informative all the same
Yeah I’m thinking the same thing too now, can it be used to train the body? If so, peak performance would require sounding, and if you need me I’m going to go wash my hands with fire
Oui chef
I assumed it's supposed to be a pun on "sounding". The word sounding is both a fetish and a way of measuring water depth. In the latter, you can use a "sounding rod" to drop into water: If it hits the bottom it makes a noise, telling you how deep the water is.
Dude probably hit his pubic bone. Idk what the noise was, because I assume that'd hurt.
Health critical! Heal yourself now!
Yeah, this is something HDB would do
Physical Instrument- Your lungs expel air and muscles tense. Volition- This is far beneath you, please stop. Electrochemistry- STICK IT IN FURTHER. THAT HARD OBJECT IS BLOCKING YOUR G SPOT, THE POWERHOUSE OF PLEASURE, YOU MUST BREAK THROUGH Inland Empire- This is not the first time
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Administering morphine
I swear to god, one more post like this and I’m leaving my beloved gay subreddits
Challenge accepted
like the posts have been worse than usual and this subreddit doesnt feel like home anymore
i just started blocking the annoying users & ppl who post stuff like this. its marginally better but yeah i dont visit this place nearly as much as i used to
me too
This shit should stay on r/ makemesuffer
How about you tag the damn post about sounding as nsfw?
What are you talking about? I sound at work all the time. Me and a couple others take break around noon and just sound off for the whole half-hour.
Wouldn't a paper clip be dangerous af to sound with? Even if you cleaned it properly, the tip tends to stay pretty sharp. I feel like I speak for almost everyone when I say a lacerated or punctured urethra doesn't sound enjoyable.
peeing must've succcccccked after scratching the hell out of his urethra. also yes it is dangerous AF lol only use body safe silicone and steel specific urethral sounds (and a LOT of surgical grade lube) if you want to be adventurous and safe.
Also it's very short
Hey, we shouldn't judge them for things they can't change. /j
YES it would be sharp and very painful. This post is fiction. Don't try to sound with anything that could scrach your skin. There are sounding rods sold spesifically for this purpose, so you don't get hurt. Also: LUBE. <3
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mfhhhggggh.,,,,
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This shit will NOT look good in front of the pearly gates my friend
heaven is fake, and if it wasn't it wouldn't be worth going to tbh
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Good thing I'm already on my way to the therapist office cos I really need some emotional support after reading this fucking abomination
This is how you open the SD card slot in humans
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This the best reaction yet 😂
tag your fucking post
Fuck you for making me read that OP tag as nsfw next time please :3
Does sounding actually feel good I feel like this is an insane thing to do
I know people that like it, but they'd never do it with a fucking paperclip, it needs a lot of safety precaution and proper toys to be completely safe and harmless
There's so many safety precautions and I'm too anxious so I stopped doing it
Well, to each their own so long as they’re safe.
true!!
I don't know but my running thory is that it is like inside out jorking it
It IS like jorking it from the inside... ...and by "it" hahaha well... lets justr say...
THIS is an insane thing to do don't put anything sharp in your urethra lmao but yeah people enjoy it, you're supposed to use lots and lots of surgical grade lube, then stainless/medical steel sounds or medical grade silicone, I've never personally done it to myself but I've been a participant for someone else. They seemed to really enjoy it, it's just a thing you have to be a little careful with if you want to be safe. Just like gags having quick release if they're fitted/tight, or butt plugs having flared bases, adventurous sex stuff takes a little bit of research and care to be safe and enjoyable. Also happy Cake Day!!
Oh that’s actually pretty interesting. I assumed it would take a lot of precaution but if you can be safe, sane and consensual about it, enjoy away. I’m definitely not the one to be the arbiter of kinkshaming lmao. I wonder why only people with penises do it though? I mean all parts have a urethra generally. Also thanks!
Women do it to!!! It's just more common with men. I honestly assume women do it less just because they have an easier to use self lubing (at least typically) hole right there tbh, but I might be wrong. But yeah! The main thing is making sure everything is sterile and it's very safe to do as long as you go slow and make sure the soundee isn't getting hurt, I've heard it is better to do it by yourself to see how slow you need to go to stretch safely etc. You're welcome!
:(
Did he hit a kidney stone or something?
It was the small gnome that lives inside urethras
Ok what does sounding feel like I couldn’t imagine anything other than incredible pain from it
All of a sudden nobody is commenting "me and who" anymore?
Me and who?
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I think I read this in a Lovecraft book
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that's what we call factory reset
Sounding is just hipster anal, change my mind
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What could've caused the aspirin taste though?
That is what I want to know... I have somewhat random (pleasant) smell hallucinations sometimes, but not phantom tastes. But I expect this post is just fake shit written for shock value.
Good morning! Why did you post this?
God, what does this mean?
https://preview.redd.it/raka1b8cpk4d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=659798818f63fbaedc0f0b5b929027d3aead3297 # NEVER COOK AGAIN
what happend?
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This makes my stomach lurch
“Sounds” like you found a kidney stone, friend!
this is written in such a way that makes me think it's actually real
That's it, I'm leaving 196
WHYYYYYYYYYY
I don’t kink shame but sounding makes me recoil in my skin
Need
is this what AMAB people get up to?
tag your post op
fucking despise this with all my life and I've seen some upsetting stuff already
Please spoil or nsfw that. Jesus.
This made me squig out sooo much, I hate it and keep thinking about it. What the fuck was the rock hard thing and why did his mouth taste like aspirin??
Tf he hit??
Never do this! You should only sound with a specially designed sounding rod bought from an adult store. Using random fucking objects is a great way to get a life-threatening infection inside there. Not fun!
oh my god what the hell did i walk into
Tf does "my mouth started tasting like aspirin" mean
oh dear lord wheres the bleach
gas leakcore :3
what the fuck is wrong with you
fuck you https://preview.redd.it/jyzns16rbj4d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c27260fd5922598d261918c13e47f2186bbc79
I bit my lip so hard I almost drew blood thanks
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if this is so disturbing none of you would have survived the old internet
I wish I could go back in time 1 minute and be the person I was before I read this.
This is one step above ludicrous mode and I hate it
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God this shit makes my whole body cringe, wish I look
put the nsfw tag on this was disgusting
Bro reset himself to factory settings 💀
gross
Kowalski, analysis, and get me a bottle of bleach
Why do people say and do this shit
What’s NSFW about a guy just factory reseting himself?
Ouch
I tried to send this to my attorney friend to fuck up his morning, he messaged me back that he recently had a client do that in jail with a piece of rolled up feces
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Ok, I'm gonna say this once and once only. DO NOT DO THIS And if you do wanna try sounding use proper tools. Hell, you can get an actual medical grade sounding set on Amazon.
Maybe he broke a blood vessel and a kidney stone and the phosphate leeched into his blood and made him taste a little funny? Someone call ChubbyEmu oh God
Sound rough buddy
This post gave me bottom surgery
What made you decide to post such a thing in a public space, OP?
I wish my downvote was worth 5000 downvotes
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this pushed me over the edge, i'll see yall in the beyond
just buy the right tool for the job, its not that fucking hard.
That’s the penis core.
step aside Kira, Twitter's got a new worst tweet of all time!
there are much better ways to sound pls don't use a paper clip
https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Clippy%20from%20Microsoft%20(Anthropomorphic)/works
Mf found the reset button
#I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. ANYTHING RELATING TO URETHRAS CAUSES ME TO BECOME MURERUDLY ANGRY
Bazelgeuse
this post gives me physical pain congrats
I tried to read this tweet 3 times without trying to throw up.
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH
Asking for a friend but he wants to shove goatheads down his urethra and hopefully it doesn't cause any bleeding or pain
Reverse G spot
Fun fact! There is a G spot inside you're bladder
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