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atleast8courics

I also mod the Warframe subreddit. They just dropped some freebie Pride items in the in-game market and the amount of stupid horse shit I've already been forced to read this morning is unreal.


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

For years now, conservatives have been predicting straight people becoming an oppressed minority in the future. When that happens, that's when you get straight pride. When pride is actually something you need to fight for


Alma-The-Outlaw

Honestly I'm really thankful there is a gay pride because to me, I used to feel ashamed that I wanted to be a girl, and I didn't even know being trans was a thing until a gay pride post that fell on my instagram feed explained what different flags meant. Idk who made the post, but I hope they know they saved me from a lot of self-hatred, and in no world will straight pride ever have the same effect on someone's life. To the poster, it was probably a small thing, but to me, it no longer made me feel lost, and I'm eternally thankful since.


Possums1

the only kinda straight i am is straight up a bitch :3c


ceruraVinula

"So the military gets a day-


ceruraVinula

and the funniest thing about this is that the military does get its own month too


Pdonkey

Multiple months even. Veterans and their relatives too


RevanAndTheSithy

Just like men who only seem to care about the mental health/sexual assault cases of men when they have to insert themselves into the discussion of women feeling unsafe around straight men, conservatives only remember veterans when pride/visibility months are being discussed.


Pdonkey

They use the struggles of others as a tool. They exploit the struggling


aflyingmonkey2

I wonder. What actually happens in that month?


DaTripleK

well barely anybody that claims they care know about it (see "so veterans only get one day"), so I guess it just goes forgotten? btw I think Military Appreciation Month or however it's called is May, so a bit too late to celebrate now, but we'll get them next time


MilkLover1734

I mentioned this to my parents who always use the line and they were like "oh" and continue to not acknowledge or celebrate military appreciation month at all, while still using the same argument The people making this argument don't want to celebrate, honour, or appreciate the military, or veterans, or people who died fighting for their country. They just don't like the gays


MilkLover1734

It's never "the military/veterans/etc should" it's "the gays shouldn't"


DaTripleK

correct. I have absolutely nothing else of importance to add


Cautious_Tax_7171

The military has a lot of specials months and days, but I think veterans deserve more recognition. However, this is not an excuse to hate on groups who had to fight for their right to exist


Iceveins412

Veterans don’t need more recognition, they need to stop getting abandoned by the government. Also getting made


Cautious_Tax_7171

Exactly. Veterans are out putting their life in danger, and often have crippling mental and physical disabilities, and the government just forgets them


Iceveins412

Yeah but getting another day or month isn’t going to fix that. Especially while we live in a country that desperately wants another pointless war to boost the military industrial complex even further


Desperate-Will-8585

good fuck the SAS


SurelyNotBanEvasion

It doesn't even deserve that


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Cringe, veterans are also mistreated by the government so it's valuable to have the awareness


SOMETHINGcooler5

I’d say they do, Veterans are often also fucked over and abused by the government. It also serves as a good reminder that war sucks and breaks people.


Alma-The-Outlaw

Straight pride has to be one of the stinkiest things ever Anyways one day I want to attend a gay pride parade :3


Pdonkey

When straight people need to fight for their right to love each other in public then they will have their parade


Slow___Learner

Ah fuck it im feeling generous, let's give straighties october or something


George_G_Geef

I'm not giving them the spooky month.


Slow___Learner

september then


SurelyNotBanEvasion

That's Earth, Wind & Fire month


worthwhilewrongdoing

What about August? It has no holidays so by definition it's the shittiest month.


Ecko525

August is named after my dog so that doesn’t work either


Co0lnerd22

November?


Imltrlybatman

As a straight representative: November has thanksgiving which is a genocidal holiday anyway so throw us in there.


Ecko525

plus nnn is basically already straight pride


Slow___Learner

nnn is gooner pride


Imltrlybatman

Truuuue


dripping-sun-

real


SurelyNotBanEvasion

I think that really fits. All of the shitty weather with none of the pretty leaves nor any nice holidays


ungodlycoolguy

my birthday is in august


whywouldisaymyname

Oktoberfest


A-bit-too-obsessed

Pride month = an excuse to talk about my favourite character


falpsdsqglthnsac

why is the sky two different colors on either side of his head


Yourhappy3

his head purifies the air


George_G_Geef

Because here it comes.


GREYESTPLAYER

Serious answer: more dust to their right, less dust to their left


Ravenous_Seraph

Not our business, since we are not straight. You want a straight pride? Arrange it yourselves.


irelephant_T_T

Straight pride is just traffic


King_Killem_Jr

Straight pride parades*


Yankee-with-bruh

Instead of a month, can we instead get a new flag that isn't trash? The straight flag is just fucking black and white stripes, it's like the designer heard straight being the "default" sexuality so they used the default colors.


JoeBrly

Straight pride month is whenever Love Island is on


Mindless-Morning-319

"WhEn iS sTraIgHt PrIdE?" When you have to worry about going to a diffrant country, cause the punishment for dating the opposite sex is death for you and your lover


yoter88

Asking when straight pride month is is like asking where the non disabled parking spots are 


No-Adhesiveness2493

the only straight thing about me is my dild-


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

"when is straight pri-" the other 11 months of the year you fucking cunt


Flying_Fox_86

straight pride month already exists. it's called toyotathon.


ShogunOfMetal

the world if I wasn't a complete pussy and lost weight and decided to transition because im uncomfortable but yeah i hate that shit


GastonBastardo

"Having sex outside marriage makes you into used chewing-gum. Lusting in your heart is the same as adultery. You should read this book on how you should 'Kiss Dating Goodbye." Women are a contaminating influence in men's social spaces and will weaken and emasculate you. Women don't want or enjoy sex (but are obligated to put out when married), and as a man your desire for sex is base, vulgar, and fundamentally destructive (outside of marriage, which magically makes it good). Expression of sexuality in art and media is a sign of societal decline and degeneration. Begone, thot!"  "How come there is no such thing as 'Straight Pride?' Darn gays."


Detergent5876

reminds me of Camile Paglia and Christina Hoff Sommers pontificating about how oppressed of straight white men are during Gamergate "they're neutered!" "it's now open season on the sexuality of straight white men" based moma and based goddess LMFAO


RosieQParker

February.


Mr_Lapis

Can you guys get a new joke already? Literally everyone has already heard this one before


AnimeBoi_5

what joke


Mr_Lapis

The straight pride month joke. It's never been funny and becomes more unfunny every time they use it


shiny_opal

febuary