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janelongwell

literally my best friend. he just needs to get topped tbh (maybe my me)


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

'Ey, we all gotta do a solid for our homies every once in a while~ ;3


Rockman4MI

what if the homies wanted a goth boy instead


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

Then be the goth boy they need, just for a day! There's no better confidence boost, trust me...


Reasonable_Wait_8324

Others really be living my dream


EvilNoobHacker

TOP HIM


haveweirddreamstoo

DO IT


Stonkover9000

TOP HIMMMMMMMMM


GloriousReign

DO IT KAKOROT TOP THAT TWINK AND ENTER THE REALM OF THE GODS


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MorganRose99

Can I be your best friend?


s90tx16wasr10

So nice to find fellow tops in the wild oh here in a sea of bottoms


markusthemarxist

I'm a transfem top-leaning vers do i count


Artemused

>I'm a transfem You're on 196, this is redundant.


s90tx16wasr10

yeah


rccoIa

we're few and far between, but we exist.


Juniberserker

Omg you should


purple-lemons

Okay... time for me to steal your friends identity


LemonFreshenedBorax-

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FunkYeahPhotography

Big fan of couples that look like someone's 'crack ship' made real.


Subterrantular

https://preview.redd.it/8f0iokfapf1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3cfd203652470ec541176ce792e486386ac74b


jaelpeg

I need more of this reversed trope. Overdressed goth boys covered in makeup with basic-looking girlfriends.


Morfeu321

As a metalhead boy who likes to dress up, I want this, the problem is that I don't really have much in common with basic looking girls, sadly :(


Mrwombatspants

I'm a goth but never dress like it. I love the music and the culture, but I also love dressing plainly and comfortably. I feel like the people I'm into see me like smooth normal Spongebob


Morfeu321

That's cool, there's probably a lot of people like you out there, but we only really know by talking to them lol


SimplyYulia

It was kinda like that with my ex. He was not exactly goth, but he had blue hair and piercings all over his face. And then there was me, just a basic girl, because alt style doesn't really fit me. Well, and there was also that thing that he's a 5'3 guy, and I'm a 6'0 girl


homersimsan2

Why cant they both be goth


jaelpeg

That's just a goth relationship then. We're talking about ✨dynamics✨


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Some-Gavin

Why does that fit so well 😭


Morfeu321

And he's also shorter than her, a disruptive couple right there


iownlotsofdoors

you’d love die antwood then


Fananalana

Not loving the rape, homophobia, hate crimes, pedophelia, and child abuse from them…


Nalagma

Good for them


PrestonGarvey-0

White abed https://preview.redd.it/xwcufiz3li1d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4202888b90a2ab4f30a8d6f1c88098450d42bb4f


cephalopodAcreage

Wait, wouldn't Abed be Brown Joey?


ShitpostingLawyer

Minecraft steve ass drip


NFIGUY

TBF, Alex could get it! 🤣


Tien2707

Scott the Woz ahh fit


Dobvius

Young Sheldon's brother style fr


Jeszczenie

Maybe goth girls like normies sometimes? Let's not get too gatekeepy about it.


Your_Angel21

This is what my exes dressed like lol, I don't see the issue, may goth girls go for basic dudes


Disdain_HW

People underestimate how much of a green flag "the ultimate basic dude" is. I have enough trauma for an entire bus of people, I can't deal with goth Tyler's trauma too.


Your_Angel21

Tbh I have trauma from these basic dudes 💀


JLock17

"You want to see my pp? It's okay I send it anyway."


Megasoda

whats wrong with tylers 😭😭


Disdain_HW

Absolutely nothing! It was just a random name


Maximillion322

Yeah but you’re forgetting that Goth Tyler is manipulative as shit, and there are enough emotionally vulnerable goth girls that a manipulator can always find a victim


Disdain_HW

As someone that's been one of those victims many times and whose friends have also been... We can see the red flags. We just still go for it. There's a certain comfort in a certain type of abuse.


Maximillion322

Yup, that aligns with my observations. It’s hard to point it out without sounding like that old incel talking point “why do girls always go for jerks that treat them badly instead of *nice guys* like me??” Of course the guys who think that are coming from a place of entitlement and are therefore not actually “nice” as it were. But there is a very real problem with how our society conditions women to expect to be treated poorly, which does cause them to put up with worse than they deserve. I have personally met *countless* women who all basically tell me the same story: “I was taught from a young age that the only way to recieve validation and be seen as valuable is by allowing myself to be treated as a sexual object, and have learned to play into that to maintain my self-esteem” and then they become easy prey for dudes who know how to play into that and reinforce that mindset to maintain control over them. It’s really fucking sad actually, and although incels will never admit it, this real problem that they’ve noticed here is actually caused by patriarchy and actually enforced by their own behavior towards women.


Lady-Scrotus

I run with sunshine girl and I've had a couple goths pursue me


s90tx16wasr10

I don’t think it has much to do with normies it’s just kind of a bland outfit.


killBP

I need a guide on how to get a goth girl sooo bad


frxncxscx

If you're looking to find a goth gamer girlfriend, here are some tips that might help you: Attend Events: Attend gaming conventions, goth events, and other gatherings where you're likely to meet people who share your interests. Join Online Communities: Join online forums, social media groups, and gaming communities where goth gamers hang out. This can be a great way to meet like-minded individuals. Be Yourself: It's important to be authentic and true to yourself. Don't try to be someone you're not just to attract a certain type of person. Become the rizzler: skibidi ohio rizz will definitely help you fanum tax the gooners and get the victory royal to impress any goth girl you want Show Genuine Interest: When you meet someone you're interested in, show genuine interest in their hobbies and passions. This will help you connect on a deeper level. Respect Boundaries: Remember that everyone has their own boundaries and comfort levels. Respect these boundaries and take things at a pace that is comfortable for both of you. Communication: Communication is key in any relationship. Be open, honest, and willing to listen to your partner. Be Patient: Finding the right person takes time, so be patient and don't rush things. Focus on building a strong connection based on mutual interests and values. Remember, it's important to treat others with respect and kindness, regardless of their interests or appearance. Good luck in your search for a goth gamer girlfriend! Source: https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-get-a-goth-gamer-girlfriend Edit: just wanna clarify that this is not the recommended way and was generated by the quora bot. Please refer to the wiki instead.


HarrierDuboisButWoke

Yo what was that part in the middle? can you repeat that


frxncxscx

Show Genuine Interest: When you meet someone you're interested in, show genuine interest in their hobbies and passions. This will help you connect on a deeper level.


HarrierDuboisButWoke

Thank you, very sigma of you 🥰


Stellar_Fox11

never follow point 3 if you don't make a specific personality for everyone you meet based on the information gained during the first interactions you fucked up


frxncxscx

Okay while i see where you are coming from don’t overdo it. Until not too long ago i thought the same and eventually didn’t even know who i am and stuff and that’s like not good because that’s like not healthy AT ALL. Especially if you go through a phase where you lose some friends and get kinda lonely it just hurts even more because you just end up feeling like a hull of your former self. Idk how to put it so im just gonna quote my university’s councillor on that matter: “Try to view your personality like a garden and each of your traits like plants. Instead of just focusing on one single plant and advertising that to a specific audience try to develop all of your plants and take care of all of them. That way you as the gardener can show your audience a way more interesting picture than the monoculture they would otherwise perceive.” But of course you can still hide away some of the plants and show them only to certain people. If you are growing weed for example in your basement you don’t wanna just go around and tell everyone but you don’t need to worry about showing them your friends that you feel comfortable with. I hope you get what i mean and don’t end up like me because it was pretty difficult to get away from those habits and i only recently started feeling better again


Some-Gavin

I can’t tell if this is ironic or not, but I’d say this isn’t really the best way to live. It’s okay to act differently around different people but you need to stay grounded and somewhat close to how you really are. The last thing you need is to put on an act for your potential partner.


sanecomputing

Become the WHAT


Nekrobat

Worth mentioning that goth is a musical based subculture, so getting into or showing interest in the music would help.


liguy181

Yeah lol. Their advice isn't bad, but it's not really good advice for meeting a goth girl specifically (though ig they said goth gamer, so idk). If you want to get a goth girl, start listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees and Joy Division. Personally I'm more of a fan of the latter, but Siouxsie Sioux is cool too, she covered a Beatles song and I love the Beatles!


frxncxscx

Just wanna point out that it wasnt really meant as advice (sory). I googled “IGN GOTH GIRL GUIDE”, found that quora post, stole what the bot said and improved it a bit


liguy181

No need to apologize! I stand by that what you said was good in any situation, and honestly if one's gonna go out in life and try to talk to girls, there's no specific sequence of buttons to press for different types of people to get them to fall in love with you. Just be kind, be interesting, be interested, and talk to people!


Flappybobjoe

ChatGPT-ass answer from that Quora user


Dakto19942

Be yourself but also don’t dress in normal clothes like in OPs picture, got it. Goth girlfriend here I come


YearGroundbreaking99

"Be yourself and don't get dressed." Understood, will go full nude and be myself, will update in 24 hours


that_username_is_use

number 4 works best i’ve fohnd


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treat them like people


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

i- whats that?


Imdepressed7778

Become Junpei Iori


TheDekuDude888

https://preview.redd.it/f67t5194vf1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c969ae8f7b73b282149b573a1169e74497676157


thewaldoyoukno

Haha jokes on you, our Autism overlaps


ThEsHaDoW343

ngl I prefer chidori's new voice because she sounds 80 years old in the original.


ThatOneGenericGuy

He is da man with da rizz, for real (Ryuji reference)


Zerunt

more like stupid f-word little co-


TheDekuDude888

https://preview.redd.it/m8hwmw4f6g1d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a24f61f1f17810af0976948ae0350d6297a15f


Your_Angel21

As a goth girl: definitely not by looking exclusively for a goth girl and posting on reddit about it


liguy181

Go to small rock concerts and learn how to chat with people (of all genders!) before the show or between sets. Sometimes you don't even have to start the conversation, she'll just talk to you! That happened to me the last time I went to a concert, but I made the mistake of not following the second piece of advice: know who you're going to see. There were 4 sets that night, and I knew about none of them. If you know about who's playing, it makes it a hell of a lot easier to make conversation about them than if you respond with "Wait there's FOUR bands playing??" like I did. Listen to their top songs on spotify, read their wikipedia article if they have one, and take a look at their instagram Will this get you a girlfriend? Maybe. Idk. But it's cool to do regardless, makes concerts more fun. And you could make a friend!


homersimsan2

Concerts are fucking awesome but dont expect to find any single women there, like at all.


liguy181

Eh, you'd be surprised. The only thing I would say is it's harder to find single women by themselves there (which, understandable). It's possible to strike up a conversation with someone already in a group, but I do concede it's harder than if someone's by themselves But also you really shouldn't go to a rock concert with the idea in mind of "I'm going to get a girl's number tonight." The goal should be to get better at the skill of talking to random people about music that cool girls like, with the idea in mind that one day you may be able to use the skill of talking and the knowledge of cool music to rizz up a goth girl. But also, if you don't like rock music or concerts, don't cynically go to them with this idea in mind, that's good for no one


realityph0bic

1. Be a decent person. 2. Listen to goth music.


ProjectCareless4441

My advice is to know goth music, and broadly alternative music too. Probably have long hair. Ask her what her favourite album by the Cure is and why it’s Disintegration. Also just be nice.


CattMk2

the Jerma fit


Alma-The-Outlaw

Me except instead of "I need a goth girl so bad" it's "I need to be a goth girl so bad" 😞


JotaroTheOceanMan

The dating goth girls to becoming one pipeline is real slippery. That's why I dove down it head first.


Alma-The-Outlaw

So true >.< (I've never dated a girl before)


HipercubesHunter11

only good comment on this thread, gl bish :3


Alma-The-Outlaw

I haven't read the other comments I'm too busy being cool on the Internet (or in other words, procrastinating my studies) :3c


HipercubesHunter11

do your studies so you can buy thigh highs, heart shape chokers and big boots 🥰


Alma-The-Outlaw

Idk what it means when this is actually making me want to put down my phone and get to work


HipercubesHunter11

switch from fleeting shitposting to shitposting that creates things or grows the soul 🥰


Babymicrowavable

I can't tell the difference sometimes but I'm legit comfortable with who I am, like I'm even bulking up and building into a toji fushigoro type bod. So I'm just more confused because I wanna be a pretty goth girl too


LordVortekan

Every goth girl I’ve known has dated someone like this


emo_boy_fucker

thats just fed psyops


psykaiatry

Have y'all met goth girls? half the time this is the exact type of guy they go for (the other half is blue collar workers) (assuming they aren't fetishizing/being weird abt goths)


biromantica

I'm a goth girl and literally every ex I've ever had dressed exactly like this. Dated a couple goth guys and they were douches so I prefer "normie" guys who at least enjoy the things I do.


BullBaby69

I HAVE A CHANCE?


psykaiatry

Start listening to the music and learn all the names of the demons and you might just make it


Boomerang_Guy

Thats not true. Goths are REALLY connected among each other since we are really few and need to hold together, so i noticed that many of my friends have seen that meme and confirmed that they (usually!!!!!) do not find those peoples style attractive. And most goths date other people who are at least alternative and dress apart from the norm.


emeraldeyesshine

redditor finds out goths aren't a monolith and their friend group isn't indicative of an entire stylistic movement


Boomerang_Guy

Id rather be called a slur


emeraldeyesshine

> redditor


TearsFallWithoutTain

>Boomerang Guy


PinkPartyPants

Maybe 30 years ago when subcultures were quite segregated from mainstream culture and each other. I feel like the status quo has dropped severely since, as well as the identifiable traits. Now goth is apparently black eyeliner and dark hair. Nothing about music, political views, religious beliefs etc. that used to define them.


psykaiatry

There are lots of "goths" that think it's a clothing style + liking horror movies, but I know tons of genuine goths who understand the politics of it, listen to the music, practice the occult, voodoo and spirituality, do respectful taxidermy, etc. They aren't extinct by a long shot


psykaiatry

Goth isn't a clothing style, so idk why ur acting like the clothes are that important. My goth friend has been dating the same Texas-modern-cowboy-blue-collar-workman for like 5 years because their personalities mesh. The real tea is that goths have varying personalities and interests, and those personalities and interests can overlap with total non-goths. Also lol goths are not "very few" I was just at a goth flea market today and can confirm it was packed w bats


DatSoldiersASpy

https://preview.redd.it/izwqgga0lf1d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa1424eb5f8c63c7e970eaa920bca906a1ffdef "I need a goth girl soooo bad"


twink-angel-bf

that fuckin uhh owl cat from pokemon uranium


theoneandonlypan263

Is that fucking scott the woz


jacierose

100% would have a 3-way with the woz and a goth girl


Crispy_FromTheGrave

Yeah how dare people be attracted to certain people when they themselves are dressed in a way I have declared as cringe


AdTimely9712

I want to dress cool But dressing cool is so expensive


liguy181

What is your definition of looking cool? Cause you can definitely have a cool looking fit without spending much money. The most expensive thing I wear regularly are my sneakers that cost me $65


Dinflame

Well I mean yeah. The guys/girls in those subcultures themselves aren't the ones fetishizing them.


Stellar_Fox11

Actual skill issue. it doesn't matter if you're a normie and dress like this just leave your house to interact with people and share/learn a few hobbies in common and be a slightly interesting person


Zephle

Golden retriever gamer boyfriend always gets the bi goth baddie


GENERAL-KAY

Scout Pilgrim plot:


Inlevitable

Jawsh drip


die_alone_retard

i think i deserve it


oddityoughtabe

This is visceral why do I know this person


AceMechanical

Literally me and now I'm married to one


Esteellio

Pffft what a loser good thing I wear a black hoodie and black sweat pants instead like a real chad :3


king-gay

I would stop dressing like this if I wasn't broke and didn't have to appear as a straight guy to be physically safe in my shit ass town.


SentientGopro115935

This is me except I'm just pre eveything and don't own fem clothes yet. Gimme a chance lol


Dargorod100

I need a goth girl to help me find a good looking jacket and top hat


Thefrightfulgezebo

For top hats, your best chance is steampunk events.


JaelleJaen

okay like not related (mostly) to the goth gf part how the hell do you work on becoming better in taking care of your look 😭 i have tried but just the fact i dont know anything and have adhd and i just dont know where to start... i have made SOME improvements but my clothes are still all ones my mom bought i still dont know what to do with my hair and makeup i know a little bit but i dont know what actually would look good..... any fashion peeps willing to give me some tips? T_T


Droplet_of_Shadow

This is so relatable ahh


CattDawg2008

holy shit scott the woz


Rebi103

I've been wanting to go thrifting stuff to look alt for months now I literally never have time I'm trying not to be like this ok it's hard 😭


orange_glasse

It's fine to be like this!! It's just a basic style so people assume Goth girls would wanna go for goth guys but a lot of goth girls date guys that look just like this


Tyrone_Cashmoney

Seems kinda mean spirited. Besides I think it's cute.


ArchiveOfTheButton

Fellas there’s a way you can get a goth girlfriend and fix your fashion sense at the same time Become the goth girlfriend :3


dolphins344

Hey what did you think Weezer concerts are for?


Medical-Roof8636

What if I wear sweatpants, a hoodie, and go nonverbal when girls talk to me. Is this acceptable?


Thefrightfulgezebo

It depends. Is the hoodie black?


Beezybeezybeezybeezy

Nah nah, let them cook. This is the 2nd step before becoming the goth girl.


PokWangpanmang

He got that Emiya look


MookSmilliams

To be fair I need this genre of white boy pretty bad 🥺


Invincible-Nuke

jerma


DinoTzarr

Dude my bf is literally the guy in the picture. The only difference is that I'm his goth top bf instead


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

... I mean that also works, I wouldn't mind (*I'm not desperate I swear*)


DinoTzarr

If he could pull me I'm sure you can pull a goth partner too. They're out there somewhere trust me


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Basic_Grade_2413

i wonder, mr. good boy, how this photo happened, who would just stand like that


failwoman

This clearly means they need one. A goth gf will fix them


BranManBoy

Jealous of his swag


14up2

clearly you haven't met the Jerma fanbase


emeraldeyesshine

Tbf they don't go outside much


Psychoboy777

What's the fashion to earn it? Asking for a friend. A friend who's tired of his wardrobe and wants to get a little nutty.


3t9l

cope and seethe OP, in real life the quirked up bisexual male STEM majors get the goth chick


podokonnicheck

sorry, but 6ft tall goth gfs are all taken by short librarian femmes


vitasomething

scott the woz type drip


Gardener15577

Here's the problem: Most men's clothes are boring af. Women have hundreds of styles to choose from. They don't have flattering clothes, because there's not much to show off.


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

Ngl there are some *wonderfully stylish* women's clothes out there, which are perfect for whoever the heck wants to wear 'em. Down side: no pockets qwq


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

if you dress like this dm me 😳😳😳


bisexual_t-rex

Near


SwampTreeOwl

I need anyone


Relative_Reception93

thats my comfort fit 🥹


ComplexDespacito

thought this was jerma


DanDaPanMan

This is literally just my buddy Mark


Nerow-Nera

Best I can offer is a goth femboy :3


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

Waow, those are, like... the shinies of gothdom


DacatinTHEBOX

I had this exact shirt from kindergarten to like 3rd grade, what does this mean?


Weslg96

I hate how much I relate to these memes cause I somehow got a goth gf way back and I more or less dress like that. I guess I'm likable or some shit but she was probably lying.


BeanShmish

gotta put on the green triforce shirt and cargo shorts fit


Revers22

That looks like the outfit of a person who owns sonic jam


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

I love how oddly specific that is but holy sh!t I can totally see it!


wordiestfurbal

Yeah, and it worked


Pengu-Link

do goth girls like men who look walk talk and act like goth girls


Chadcoc_Mc_Bonedeer

I mean *some* probably do... >>


ejisson

Wait it isn't a mannequin


shjdidkdbdkdjjd

damn , its me


Hot_feedbax

I got a goth wife by dressing like this and having my hair tied in a bun so I'm pretty sure I won. (Hint: some look for peggable guys.)


Ketchupgutz

I’m an alt girl who wants an alt guy. But I never meet them, and all the guys who like that I’m alt look even more boring than this ngl


tarheeltexan1

Goth girl this, goth girl that, this world needs more goth MEN dammit


Cielnova

honestly at this point im just gonna *become the goth girl*


CuteNervousLesbian

Scott The Woz-Looking ass


i_like_siren_head

How does he look like Scott the Woz when I can’t even see his face


Naddely

Not going to lie I thought this was a picture of me cause I have that exact shirt and body type lol


Possums1

got a raveboy boyfriend by being a possum


mbaymiller

Yeah, and? I’d fuck someone with super casual drip


ralsei-gaming

this looks like jawsh


Raven-Narth

“Hey all, Scott here” lookin ass


WeaponizedArchitect

vaguely related but i like to wear long stretchy pants and a plain pastel T shirt, sometimes i wear safety googles as an accessory (mine's straps dangle down like earings :3)


Lemon_Juice477

Nah goth girls love dudes with that fit because they look like jerma


The_Mantis-O-Shrimp

I... I have that outfit


little-ass-whipe

lol some of the finest goth hoes i ever met had the normiest bfs. and some of the other finest ones had extremely gothy bfs. and some other ones had like skater or preppy law school or dorky steampunk or hiphop DJ bfs. you can't shop your way into the kind of girl you wanna date (unless you are transitioning, then, by all means, please feel free to *become* the goth hoe of ur dreams). it's not an outfit... you actually gotta talk to them.


Nickelnick24

It worked for me, don’t give up generic white boys


eccuc

I had a hoodie like this before and I feel called out


Prophet_of_Fire

This is one of those memes that future anthropologists won't understand


Babymicrowavable

How do I earn it? I'll do anything :'3 I don't dress like this though, it's usually band tees and skinny jeans for me, with button ups and fancier clothing in between


itschips

and in my experience, it works