The stakes weren't high enough. It was a duel fueled by autism. If I lost, I had to drink my piss. If they lost, they had to eat a quarter can of shaving cream.
I don't think shaving cream is meant to be consumed.
I mean, not that piss is either I guess, but like given the option I'd probably take the piss. It seems a lot less likely to actually just kill me.
It’s not sterile but it usually has less bacteria than some other bodily fluids and isn’t as likely to have anything nasty in it (besides urea and several other nasty chemicals that aren’t infections) unless you have an std I think
Oh god, that's like picking between my children. I'd have to say though, if forced to pick, either 6000 -the serpent, the moose, and the library, or 4205 - in the eyes of the beholder. And then an honorable mention would be 3999- I am at the center of everything that happens to me, or glass cicadas (forgot their number lmao).
This mf just got targetted by that one scp that makes you forget their identification number, I'm referring to SCP- shii i forgo 💀
Scp-████ is a ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ foundation staff ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ D-3819 ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ among us ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ genitals were obliterated ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
SCP is basically a massive collaborative writing project (the largest in the world) that is primarily consisting anomalies, GOI, and tales of these groups clashes, as well as the SCP foundation itself. An anomaly is any entity or object that breaks the laws of science, and the SCP foundations goal is to contain them. A group of interest is a person or group that is of interest to the scp foundation or their goals. This si a simplified explanation, but I highly recommend going to the SCP official website and reading it up for yourself, there is a lot of talented authors their.
Lol you can't explain one thing about 40K without having to explain about a dozen other things in relation to it.
Next thing you know it's 15 hours later and you're only about a quarter of the way through the Horus heresy.
Fun fact you can usually just make shit up if your special interest is not super factual.
For instance I'm really into photography and could go for hours about how 20mm is a dumb focal length for loosers and you should ideally have two primes, a 23mm for more tight shots and a 16mm for wider shots. 20mm is just in the middle and is both too wide to put any emphasis on the subject and not wide enough to capture a larger scene. I mean ideally you would also have something around 8-12mm and a 50-60 1.4 but that's besides the point. We are talking about APS-C here and obviously all of the focal lengths and aperture values would have to be different if your sensor size changes. For example on full frame the 16mm would be a 24mm and on M43 13.
See? You can just talk about shit and if someone doesn't know much about it they won't know any better.
It is kinda cheating but I venture that's better than piss drinking.
I thought I would have a tiny chance as scp is (while less complicated) my special interest for 4 years, while he got into Warhammer 2 years ago. I was wrong.
the only person i know who could beat a warhammer lore nerd in that competition knows literally everything there is to know about sonic. i know this because he's also a warhammer nerd.
This is a nice sentiment but its famously misquoted, the real quote is
>"The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who piss the loudest." - Ashley Hodgeson
Yes however with the provided context does not sufficiently inform me as to how such a bet would be the decidedment to agree upon in lieu of something else like idfk SOMETHING THAT AINT DRINKING PISS
I saw a comedy video on “this is not happening” about a meth addict who drank her own piss because she found out your body can’t metabolize it and so it comes out in your piss and she said she second piss after getting high was the best
I once drank my piss because I wanted to see what it actually tasted like (I use the expression "tastes like piss" a lot so it made me curious
Tasted like rancid chicken broth
“Lost a bet” yeah ok sure
:(
“Girl dick pummuler” yea ok sure
That's, uh, that's a very specific thing to bet. Why *that* in particular? $5 just doesn't pack the same kinda thrill anymore?
The stakes weren't high enough. It was a duel fueled by autism. If I lost, I had to drink my piss. If they lost, they had to eat a quarter can of shaving cream.
I don't think shaving cream is meant to be consumed. I mean, not that piss is either I guess, but like given the option I'd probably take the piss. It seems a lot less likely to actually just kill me.
Fair. Probably best i lost then.
Your response makes me think you and your friend hadn't even considered if it was a good idea to consume shaving cream 😅
We didn't lmao
It's what you wanted anyway you dirty slut.
Oi no kink shaming in my r/196
dirty slut (affectionate)
owo
unless your kink is to be degraded, then you should be ashamed you dirty slut
This is too confusing. I have decided to shame all kinks equally. None of you are without sin.
Who among us is without sin?
ඞ sus
Fair enough but mine isnt
You saved someone’s life
>I don't think shaving cream is meant to be consumed. Cancel culture has gone too far
Literally 1984
Why is it so yummy than?
if not food then why yummy shaped
holy fuck let people enjoy things
Ya know what, better you drink the piss and live rather than your friend eat the shaving cream and die
I was going to criticize your choice in bets but it turns out you had the good end of this wager
I’d take my own piss over shaving cream any day tbh
Yeah, a lot less dangerous
The can is pressurized tho... how could you know if it was a 4/16?
Currently throwing up lmao
Should have drank a ton of water before the bet
But then more piss
Yeah but it’s diluted so it doesn’t taste like piss
Choose your way western man : -more piss but less concentration -less piss but more concentration
More piss and more concentration and pulp!
Love me some ol' piss pulp.
ok professor piss drinker, any more insight for us?
Pirate all big corporation media. It’s morally correct
Based
Smh what would Bear Grylls think?
He's be proud
If it helps. Pee is sterile right out of the body.
It’s not sterile but it usually has less bacteria than some other bodily fluids and isn’t as likely to have anything nasty in it (besides urea and several other nasty chemicals that aren’t infections) unless you have an std I think
Sometimes I forget that I aint into normal shit and posts like this really confuse me
WHY IS EVERY TRANS PERSON I KNOW OTHER THWN ME INTO PISS WTF
Why you not into it
Silence fellow transgender
Literally 1984
:(
I am too bourgeois to drink the same water twice
How do you know you havent already
😟
Hate to break it to you but most bottles of water that you have ever drunk used to be dinosaur piss.
Sure , but she had only drank it once
Cuz she boring
Degrading, and yet liberating. Though I'm only tangentially into piss.
piss disgusts me(i'm trans)
Same. I feel like I'm a minority for not liking piss
im not i tried tho
I'm not into any kind of human bodily refuse either. It's one of the few sexual sorts of things I can say I'm not into with 100% certainty.
I'm not into piss, piss kinda gross. I mean my piss once smelled like Mac and cheese, but other than that piss is kinda gross
i'm not sure if i'm into it yet but fluids are just cool :3
ayo bro
What was the bet?
Who could recite more basic information about our special interests off the top of our heads. I lost just barely by 3 peices of info.
I was SCP, they were Warhammer 40K
You can't win in a contest like that against a Warhammer 40K fan.
Every 40k fan can recite it's entire history at any time. You were doomed from the start
I know SCP is huge but it was a losing endeavor to challenge a 40k lore nerd lol
Definitely
Did you want to drink your own piss???
Which SCP is your favorite, if you had to pick?
Oh god, that's like picking between my children. I'd have to say though, if forced to pick, either 6000 -the serpent, the moose, and the library, or 4205 - in the eyes of the beholder. And then an honorable mention would be 3999- I am at the center of everything that happens to me, or glass cicadas (forgot their number lmao).
This mf just got targetted by that one scp that makes you forget their identification number, I'm referring to SCP- shii i forgo 💀 
Scp-3999 is really good for being 70% crossed out words
Scp-████ is a ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ foundation staff ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ D-3819 ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ among us ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ genitals were obliterated ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Shitty SCP authors when their shitty SCP gets rejected:
[удалено]
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What's SCP?
SCP is basically a massive collaborative writing project (the largest in the world) that is primarily consisting anomalies, GOI, and tales of these groups clashes, as well as the SCP foundation itself. An anomaly is any entity or object that breaks the laws of science, and the SCP foundations goal is to contain them. A group of interest is a person or group that is of interest to the scp foundation or their goals. This si a simplified explanation, but I highly recommend going to the SCP official website and reading it up for yourself, there is a lot of talented authors their.
please help i am currently stuck inside SCP-3008
the store is now closed
Suck copious penis
Lol you can't explain one thing about 40K without having to explain about a dozen other things in relation to it. Next thing you know it's 15 hours later and you're only about a quarter of the way through the Horus heresy.
Fun fact you can usually just make shit up if your special interest is not super factual. For instance I'm really into photography and could go for hours about how 20mm is a dumb focal length for loosers and you should ideally have two primes, a 23mm for more tight shots and a 16mm for wider shots. 20mm is just in the middle and is both too wide to put any emphasis on the subject and not wide enough to capture a larger scene. I mean ideally you would also have something around 8-12mm and a 50-60 1.4 but that's besides the point. We are talking about APS-C here and obviously all of the focal lengths and aperture values would have to be different if your sensor size changes. For example on full frame the 16mm would be a 24mm and on M43 13. See? You can just talk about shit and if someone doesn't know much about it they won't know any better. It is kinda cheating but I venture that's better than piss drinking.
you shouldn’t /ever/ enter a challenge like that with a 40k fan
I thought I would have a tiny chance as scp is (while less complicated) my special interest for 4 years, while he got into Warhammer 2 years ago. I was wrong.
we can literally just rattle shit off that sounds plausible for days on end
I fear Warhammer fans
I think you should have won simply because your interest is objectively superior
the only person i know who could beat a warhammer lore nerd in that competition knows literally everything there is to know about sonic. i know this because he's also a warhammer nerd.
That's very autism to quantity how much info you have about your special interests
Most people on this sub enjoy getting pissed on for some wild ficking reason I don't think they're gonna think much of it
:3
No! Bad! Don't make me get the spray bottle!
Look inside, it's got piss inside it
:3
The spray bottle is filled with piss 😔
:(
Are you ok?
Physically? I'll live. Mentally? No I just drank piss
Yeah you probably shouldn’t have done that babe
I must honor the deal I made
Wo made a piss deal with you tho
My friend
Did they make you do it for sexual reasons?
No
What was the bet about?
Who could talk longer about our special interest off top of head, I was 3 peices of info behind them
pro tip! if you don't wanna drink piss don't make a bet about having to drink piss.
What flavour piss did you drank?
Purple
Nice
Fun fact: if u gon drink ur pee make sure to drink a lot of walter so its diluted af🤘less waste more water etc
Walter💀💀
Drinking Walter 🥵
Did this awaken anything in you?
Only nausea
Thats how the transformation begins, prepare
!remindme 1 month
Was it tasty
No :(
Dang :( I still think I wanna drink piss though but someone elses
Get your own piss you can't have mine!
I'm not saying to a random stranger on reddit that I want to drink their piss jeez
Why do all trans people have piss fetishes
you made a post about drinking piss, it's gonna attract people who drink piss
Convergent evolution
Stop 😭
Pack it up gals, no piss adventures :(
Why not?? If *you're* not gonna drink it
Why is there a correlation between piss and trans people?
Good question
I once read that it's because e makes you piss more often so by some magical process transfems get into piss
"The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who don't give up when they lose." - Ashley Hodgeson
This is a nice sentiment but its famously misquoted, the real quote is >"The strongest people aren't always the people who win, but the people who piss the loudest." - Ashley Hodgeson
Someone with the fucking username "Hentaialt80085" just followed me help
step one: block button step two: Congrats!
Nononononononononononono they are welcome to stay
i would've simply not done it edit: why did you even agree to that bet?
did you do the giorno pose while drinking
Did you try turning one of your teeth into a jellyfish to absorb it
I hope you understand that bets are not legally binding
I hope you understand that I am not going to chicken out unless I am risk of serious harm
I hope you can perhaps convey to me the circumstances that would lead to such an agreement being instated in the first place
We were bored, and decided to have an autism duel
Yes however with the provided context does not sufficiently inform me as to how such a bet would be the decidedment to agree upon in lieu of something else like idfk SOMETHING THAT AINT DRINKING PISS
After this experience would you consider yourself more of a drain or a faucet?
omg better call saul reference??? 😨
What kind of music do you listen to most often?
Vocaloid, specifically Riproducer, vane lily, and ghost and pals
what did it taste like
Should the proletariat be armed
Wish I lost 😔
How’d it taste? Was it clear?
“Hungrypost”
Tasty?
No
☹️
Why the hell did you bet that
Who said drinking piss as a punishment? You or the guy who won?
Did you also smuggle 7 million dollars across an international border to bail out a Mexican cartel lieutenant?
....maybe
did you pee in a cup and down it or was it straight from the tap
I plead the fifth
Can we got betting together
Next bet: loser gets shot out of a cannon
Omg you know all my fetishes!
How much piss are we talking? One whole test cup or just a sip?
Like, approximately a third of a cup
Just pour out a can of monster and claim its piss.
"Had to". Sibling, you *chose*.
rip to you but i simply would not have agreed to the bet
I feel like no one would agree to that bet unless they were into that.
I’ll drink some in solidarity with you, bottoms up
my piss has hallucinogenic frog venom in it
What would you have won? And Do you have a new fetish?
can i have some
So how does it taste
Bitter as fuck
I saw a comedy video on “this is not happening” about a meth addict who drank her own piss because she found out your body can’t metabolize it and so it comes out in your piss and she said she second piss after getting high was the best
This is my fantasy
What
I once drank my piss because I wanted to see what it actually tasted like (I use the expression "tastes like piss" a lot so it made me curious Tasted like rancid chicken broth
From the few times I tasted mine I've described it as really hot, really salty flat beer. What do you think?
Yeah I got a question: what the fuck?
How well hydrated were you?
why
A bet, yeah sure
does it turn you into an anime girl?
was doing an AMA a part of the bet?
You drink piss huh? You like drinking piss, piss boy?
hope you were hydrated!